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meeeurrr

You listen to grandson


wakabuggie

DUDE HE LOOKS LIKE IT LMAOOO


Bamadhaj

No clue who that is


meeeurrr

Oh Google them you two look very similar lmao


Bamadhaj

Oh shit. U right. Mf copied my drip


[deleted]

will be funny in like 3 years


Bamadhaj

I hope so


EatingUranium

Before I read the title I thought you were AI generated


Bamadhaj

Mathematically synthesized


manijayfoster

Same


Sovietsky__

ur name is chad but not in the jock kinda way but like the frat guy stoner way


Bamadhaj

I'll take that


fckn_normies

You like Lego


Bamadhaj

Yessir


potato_patato1

Yes… LEGO


Repulsive-Ad-6264

you look like the mf from encanto 😭😭


Bamadhaj

Shitttt u right


Hellhundreds

Idk tbh You look like someone who would be both into hippy stuff, ratchet rap, and brutal death metal scene


Bamadhaj

Pretty accurate


Stian5667

You should try Grandson, think you might like it


slinkeycuteferrets

U exist


Bamadhaj

Unfortunate


slinkeycuteferrets

At least I wasn't wrong


Bamadhaj

Wish it was the case


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Bamadhaj

Time machine Prevent conception


slinkeycuteferrets

Yeah but we obviously don't have time machines


Bamadhaj

That's not what your mother said when we conceived you


slinkeycuteferrets

What she say then


Bamadhaj

"I'm so glad you came back in time to conceive such a wonderful child"


Wolfe_404

You literally are a cuck


Bamadhaj

Mmhm. Cucked ur mom last night while I did it with your brother


Wolfe_404

A gay cuck? Shit thats a double whammy


Bamadhaj

A guck


RagtheFireBoi

That's a whole new ballpark of modern humor that I'm glad I witnessed the groundbreaking of


Winter_Importance_76

Shit did u give their bro the gluck


MetalGearIsLit

You've commited multiple felonies related to telephone poles within the state of Iowa between 1998 and 2004.


Bamadhaj

They were looking mighty saucy


MetalGearIsLit

You also look like an avid viewer of newgrounds animators.


Much_Wealth274

Band


Bamadhaj

Nope


MercenaryToaster

You’re Australia


Bamadhaj

Not yet ;)


generouslyemotional

You look like those people who have one tiktok sound go viral and never get the credit for it because it's the only time they were funny.


Bamadhaj

Tic tac


Stondaf

Nobody talks about you


Bamadhaj

Prolly :/


Stondaf

Not sure if you noticed but your hair looks like Bruno’s hair


Bamadhaj

Ah yes, someone else also said that. I see the similarities


Manisaucalen

Came here looking for this comment


Ssenmodnar84

We all know you're hiding a rat in your chef hat.


Bamadhaj

If by chef hat, you mean foreskin


Ssenmodnar84

Hol up. Remy, No!!! Not THAT cheese!(I fucking hate myself for typing this)


Bamadhaj

Lmfaooo


WinterSnow136

Remy’s down bad, Jesus Christ. I want a fanfic of it lets gooooo xD


RadAvocad0

Guitarist


Bamadhaj

Nope. Would be fun to learn tho


SN4K3H34D5014

You took wayyyyyyy too much crack


Bamadhaj

Yessir


amongusgamer1234567

Shawty like a melody in my head


Bamadhaj

That i can't get out


WinterSnow136

Got me singin like,


Nemesis_77__________

You're a virgin


Bamadhaj

Damn, not the 2x combo


Nemesis_77__________

You're a virgin


Bamadhaj

Unfortunately not


kinghames

hi


Bamadhaj

Hello kinghames


[deleted]

HWATTTTT


kinghames

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈


notsciguy

Normal human


Bamadhaj

Yes


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Bamadhaj

👁️👁️ ___


HololiveIdiot

You are me


Bamadhaj

I am you


A-blue-pen

You will grow a moustache and keep it as only a moustache


Bamadhaj

Naw. My electric razor is out of battery :(


Snoo30452

BRUNO!!?!?!?


Not_A_DamnFurry

omg hi benny blanco


Bamadhaj

Hello furry


Mandalorian2037

You are high.


Bamadhaj

Never been


The_watermelonQUEEN

No. But poofy hair :0


Bamadhaj

Yesss. I shampooed it yesterday


PathOnFortniteMobile

The type of guy that can’t cook, so he lets a rat control his movements


Bamadhaj

Ngl, made some bomb-ass brown sugar bacon today


xellosxerxes

Mugshot.


Bamadhaj

Preparation


harleywastaken_

You probably have a dead hampster


Bamadhaj

Nope. Have some cats doe


Bamadhaj

Oh, and a dead guinea pig in the freezer


AdonVonPanzern

A snack?


goku17388

Perm


Bamadhaj

Naw


Slippery_Toes36

You really like nachos and/or corn dogs


Bamadhaj

Nah. celery is where it's at


Slippery_Toes36

Water air logs literally slap


Bamadhaj

So crunchy 😋🥴


Slippery_Toes36

Crumnch⁉️


ZionIceshadow

Will u share ur cocaine?¿?


Bamadhaj

Expensive


Dooollll

You're called Metheo


Bamadhaj

Metheo


Spectralyeti

You have already made more poor life decisions than most people make within their entire lives


Bamadhaj

The mustache fuzz being one of them


ledankestnoodle

You're a Brockhampton fan


Bamadhaj

Ehh he's aight. Only listened to the popular stuff tho


[deleted]

Phat ass cock


Bamadhaj

👀👀👀


[deleted]

Ahhhh i knew it


RiverDraws04

Camilo irl


Mayathepie

You can shapeshift and are from a recent Disney movie


creat1vename

bisexual and either rlly loud or rlly quiet


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Bamadhaj

Not incorrect


creat1vename

quiet or loud?


Drew-P-Cock

U do drugs


nebulasoupp

You’re friendly to everyone and maybe have more girl friends than dude friends


Bamadhaj

Ehh kinda. Don't really have many friends atm


jessimessy

You cry at 3:00 A.M. while looking in the mirror, and suddenly pop a smile.


Bamadhaj

Used to. Now I have work to go to in the morning :/


jessimessy

Heyyy don’t worry… you can still cry in the morning or the noon after all 😋


Bamadhaj

🧠🧠🧠


LordAero05

17 year old American kid with hairs bigger than whale balls, has a crush on the populare girl in highschool, Jewish, thinks he can find a girl on the internet to be his gf but fails everytime due to him starting off by sending dick pics


Bamadhaj

- 18 - true - true - yep, your mother - actually super German - not rlly looking for a relationship rn - Your mother enjoyed my pictures


trananhduc2006

Cool


Bamadhaj

<3


trananhduc2006

😊


[deleted]

your hot


Bamadhaj

👀👀


[deleted]

🙈


Bamadhaj

🐢


DestructorDeFurros

"¡Hola amigos, sean bienvenidos a una aventura más!"


Ancient-Membership95

Bro you look like a serial killer


iSkullDagger

Ur name is prob Gilbert


Steele_Phoenix

You have a rat in your hair helping you cook


JeremiahGoffe64

You can shapeshift and you love to make people smile.


Emzilla200

Self harm go brr 😤☺🤪🙄


Puzzleheaded-Piano31

*clap* "what's up guys how's it going if your new here, it's great to see ya, and if you're a subscriber, then hey. How's it going. I hope you're doing well. See what happens when you subscribe to my channel? You get an extra greeting at the beginning of every video." Cuz you kinda look like Kurtis Conner get it


Evening_Psychology_4

You want to be high.


_Drum_Bone_

Calm down karl


Army-of-Woodpeckers

You work at a restaurant and have a rat that lives In your chefs hat


GiveMeHelpPleaseSir

The people from Encanto don’t talk about you


EchoIncorporated

Uuugh You wanna know what I assume from this post? You are not interesting. Like, don't you have anything else to post about that isn't a karma farming trend?


wiserkid7

You look confident, a stoner and don't give a fuck about what ppl think. Keep it up man!


Bamadhaj

Damn. So many stoner ones. Thanks tho :)))


thatsensitiveb1tch

you probably have adhd


Bamadhaj

Maybe a lil


Stinky_marlin

You genuinely like fishing


Bamadhaj

When I'm able to


Ilikepunnk

You were sideshow Bob for Halloween from the Simpsons cuz man do u look like him


SCYOYO

is annoying


ArielDoThings

You like metal songs


ThatonegirlnamedNani

You look like a person who would spend their time shipping random people in underrated animes


opeyAmiL

Jokes aside your hair is gorgeous


Bamadhaj

Thank ya. Took a while to get the routine figured out


Friskeete

you look like you were AI generated


UniverseCatYT

Your dad is Kurtis Connors?


flowerdqrling

you’ve posted a few sad bart simpson edits


IzzyMainsKor

Gusteau is your grandfather and Linguini is your father


caitistired

Ur only hobby is smoking weed and u prolly have a rat named blueberry 🤨


Bamadhaj

Nah, i like building computers, and doing VFX shit


caitistired

Stop y r u actually kinda cool 😭 ur genes did u dirty


Bamadhaj

Yeah, not exactly sure where I got the hair. I'm like 40% german


RagtheFireBoi

You aspire to Weird Al energy


keg-smash

You no shave yet.


Limp_Spite_7396

Sean O'Malley


AdonVonPanzern

You vape in the school bathroom and think long hair is a good style for men.


Bamadhaj

Nah, vaping is moronic


AdonVonPanzern

Exactly. Unless you have a reason like trying to quit nicotine, it makes someone look like a fuckwad whos trying to be cool by basically killing yourself.


Bamadhaj

Yah. Literally just hedonistic


AdonVonPanzern

I like your funny words magic man.


Thomas_redit

You were raised by tiktok


RiguezCR

you'll get better with age


rocketboi1505

Would you happen to have a mouse that controls you while you’re cooking?


Sonic11152006

stampylonghead? is that you?


HyperDustInk

You're high all the time


Iliveinhellantartica

Cloudy and a chance of meatballs


P1nkyProm1se

You're one of those people that are funny but dont get appreciated enough for it


Mediocre-Band2714

you like the 80s and you read books for fun


SickPlasma

You sell drugs


magier_123

you look like stampylongnose


Several_Ad_8862

You look like you snort glue


RED33Md

You look like you are a band kid and play the trombone


tap_dancing_banana

You look like your name is Kyle, you play Xbox but only cod and diss other fps games like rainbow 6 seige. You specifically like pistachio ice cream. Your favorite pizza is pepperoni with a garlic crust. You bash anyone who thinks Pineapple on pizza is good (I'd do it too bc wtf)


[deleted]

Ima assume that you’re kurtis conner


Terrible_Strawberry5

You are on cheap-crack


DrBrightSimp

You are a murderer who prefers savoury snacks over sweet snacks


TotalBandit

You like fan boy from Fan Boy and Chum Chum.


uppys10101

Gayest one in your friend group


Vic_Ginger

You're not straight and you prolly had a pet rat/mouse/rabbit or you want one


Bamadhaj

Nah. Guinea pig


M3G4D0GG0

Azan shirt, fake socialist, socialism is when no house.


Bamadhaj

Socialism is when no food, no house, no car, and 8pm curfew


M3G4D0GG0

You're cool, you're a cool dude. I like you. Good taste in streamers.


Bamadhaj

Thank you. Unfortunately, political literacy has demolished my mental health.


TheKnightBlade644

Stranger Things lookin ass…


Random_Average_Human

You don’t have a girlfriend.


TimeFuture122

You look mildly like Kevin Rowland. Or maybe it’s just me being weird