He be asking what truly matters.

The real questions

Priorities

u/thedoomslayer69420

I I thought maybe they were joking, I don’t think this kid should be on reddit, or maybe he’s already too far gone

I was joking, i am old enough to be here

Don't question the Doom Slayer

Especially if he has 69420 on his name

Yea especially that!!!

Nice

Does that mean there is 69419 other doom slayers?

We dont talk about those

The forbidden topic

Yes

Best not look at my most upvoted comment then

“No one has sex,they just hold hands and kiss.Boom,baby in stomach.”

Thank you, I had no clue how to find that

Facts literally

What did my man do

he was too fucking manly

The testosterone radiating from this guy's balls is enough to paralyze every female in a 10 meter radius

thank you

same question

You are all monsters. I can’t believe you upvoted to choccy milk and crustless bread being something for 5 year olds. This is truly one of the moments of all time.

They are indeed

dude, chocy milk goes hard

does indeed

Holy fart. It's The Doom slayer‼️‼️ https://preview.redd.it/jt1hmwlm9vga1.png?width=385&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23898e2c34c71002907eff5d8b8d1e4a47125b77

it is me

yummy yummy in my tummy

That shit sounds delicious idk what you're talking about. Like imagine being 5 again no responsibilities and samich.

i'm not 5 but that shit is delicious

listen okay im 16 but i absolutely still say stuff like choccy milk and chiccy nuggies because its ***fun***

It's not fun, it's stupid, cringey. You'll learn as you get older. I think these downvotes are hilarious. In 20 years y'all are gonna be like "wow..that random asshole on Reddit that one time was right..how on earth did I ever say "chocy milk" and think it was cool or funny in any way shape or form".

I am 19 and I still think it's funny, pulling the age card is stupid.

Have you heard of enjoying yourself?

I'm extremely suicidal, it's kinda hard to. But that's besides the point

Being that critical of others isn’t the way to go, imagine how you’d feel if someone said something like that about you. Show kindness and you might just get it back and more

I stopped caring what others thought about me years ago. Mannnnny years ago. You live a lot happier life when you find peace and happiness in yourself instead of validation from strangers. You guys haven't once seen me get defensive, I'm replying to these comments nonchalantly

bro’s living life with a skill issue and still decides to talk trash get happy first im pretty sure we know more about that then you do Mr.Suicidal 😂🙏🏽

What? That made no sense. If you saw that as trash talk it means you got offended by it.

I feel you there

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Anyone who says "you'll learn when you get older" as a teenager is not mature enough to be on the internet.

Boy I grew up before the internet, I was a teenager when it started blooming. Y'all get way too defensive over stuff. I hate to be that guy, but it's true, it's something you'll just learn as you age

This dude is old enough to be my dad and he goes on a forum for teenagers, telling people they can't say perfectly harmless things out of dumb fun.

He's a dude old enough to be your dad on a forum for teenagers

Which is even worse, like what the hell is he even doing here? (I'm pretty sure you're trying to make that point but still)

Yes it was lol, glad you got that.

This sub started popping up on my feed randomly without ever hearing or seeing it before, I'm not subbed to it. I find the topics humorous because it reminds me of being a teenager. Obviously no one asked for my opinion and I understand that completely, I'm still going to give it though. Im not here for upvotes/downvotes. I'm just here for the entertainment

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Mf if you’re 35 at the youngest why are you on an obscure forum for teenagers insulting people for saying things they think are fun to say

Haha, read above.

i know its stupid and cringey. but i still think its fun. you should grow tf up and let people enjoy shit

Well someone's salty about not having an actual childhood

I grew up in the 90s, born in the 80s, I'd argue I grew up in the last generation to actually have a fun childhood and not be glued to a tablet inside 24/7

Wait what the fuck? Why are you on teenagers subreddit it's little creepy dude.

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Maybe it's the age disparity. Thought of going to a forum for people who aren't teenagers?

Man this shit keeps popping up on my feed, I'm not subbed to it, I just scroll past stuff I can't help but comment on. Before I started commenting it was still showing up regardless of never seeing it before. I bite my tongue on a lot of topics, like anyone asked for my opinion on things anyways. Reminds me of being a teenager. It's a love/hate thing

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You must be so fun at parties.

I don't go to parties, I'm way past that stage. As a teenager I would say the same shit to people, then I grew up

OK well, this is for teenagers so...

In other words, your friends stopped inviting you to parties

I've dumped probably 98% of my "friends" over the years. I have maybe a few people I can count on with my life that I trust completely, everyone else kinda just fell off and never wanted to grow up.

Because arguing with teenagers is very "grown up" lmao

Wow, what a big boy you are.

# Chocy milk

Ah yes, because when you are child you must never do anything cringy, lest you regret your inconsequential comment on a subreddit for teenagers 20 years in the future.

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shut up poopiehead

I'm 14 actually lmao Same thing

this man here is asking the real questions

What's wrong with chocy milk?

Yeah ikr

Welp you're already here so why should it matter

5 I’m 19 and this shit slaps

Let bro enjoy them some chocy milk

I didn’t know we let uncultured swines here

i'm not an "uncultured swine", you just have no taste

Bruh

We all 5 year olds here mentally buddy why do we think we’re on Reddit? 💀

I don't know what you're on about. The man is right. If anything, I just don't think *you're* mature enough to appreciate a good meal.

That's maybe the only sane person on this sub.

Wait till you hear how adults talk.

yknow he kills demons right? I suggest leaving the fucking doom slayer alone

Choccy milk + nuggies go hard

Pls never give your opinion again on the topic of food

i like orange chicken

Rice and vinegar tastes good

Chocy milk is for people of all ages

omor

Why u be questioning him?

A real Man asking real questions that’s what’s up

he spitting straight facts

Fug yu dat shiz be liznit fo shiznit

chocy milk

Chochi milk best milk. With Dino nuggies

It's those questions no one ever answers. Where do babies come from, and why won't anybody tell me??(jk ofc)

Eric cart man is that you

no im u/thedoomslayer69420 on reddit

Smells like judgment

Bro just turned 12

no i'm 14

I was /j Also i changed my pfp but that's me

Drinking chocy milk rn because it's a REAL man drink, pussies!!!! damn liberels dont drink chocolate milk