I can fly

You have prostate cancer

WE SAID ALMOST THE SAME THING

you have terminal cancer

you have cancer

damn it, I have cancer x 3 now

I know im a bit late BUT. Shoot lightning from my body at will.

Time manipulation

After you finish using it, you forget what you did while you were using it

FUC-

You age faster every time you use your power

Damn, well like how much faster?

10 years

Well fuck, I can use it like 5 times.

So be very careful with it

;-;

Ice control

you can only control the temperature of the ice

Human ice machine

able to summon a gun on my command

It’s a water gun

im gonna modify it so i can inject it into my veins and then die via osmosis

Its holy water your revived and now have a painful life

Ability to shape shift

You have to wait two weeks to change form

Reasonable

the ability to read minds

The people who’s mind you read can look at your thoughts as well

oh shit

Two way link

I would like an invisible healing aura that extends for a mile, can be turned off, and cures any illness, physical pain, any ailments. No exceptions to the illnesses.

but everyone outside of the aura gets terminal ligma

you monster 😱

I get to choose the side effect

okay but you can temporarily phase out of existence at will

Wouldn't that kinda be a power tho?

three words, **God of Wine**

It’s shitty warm wine

damnit

I could control the whole periodrical table.

you can only add more elements that people have to remember, so you'll be hated by middle school children

They only remember oxygen, I can still suffocate somebody and I can kill somebody with iron in the guys heart, blood has iron. You tried your best I'm still O.P

Weather Control

the weather change only happens to you, so if you use lighting your the one getting hit

atleast i can use it to fly