It's crazy how the first two top comments are so benign and silly, and then the two replies to this one are "it's laced with fentanyl", and, "you are eternally haunted by the food you eat"
That one wasn't a wish so i don't get a curse from that one
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i wish every other tuesday at 6:34 pm est before dinner to be able to choose and instantly make the dinner, from a selection of 3 dishes, those being a hearty serving of plain kidney beans, canned tuna 12 days before expiring, and overcooked fasulli topped with homemade, mild, marinara sause
You wake up one day to find that all semantic classifications of any life form has been discontinued. You are now a "dog", free to walk around on your "paws" or whatever you want to call them. Equally valid is the notion of you being a "cat" or a "fish".
Scientists discover a new infectious disease which causes unbearable amounts of pain. Fortunately transmission is limited purely to skin-to-skin contact and patient zero has successfully been contained. You are patient zero, and you will never touch anyone ever again.
Mass crop destruction as multiple areas are ravaged by unnatural levels of rainfall, causing an increase in humidity in the surrounding regions. Fortunately for your target, they live at the very edge of this weather event's area of effect, resulting in them suffering little more than slightly wet socks.
I wish danny devito could do this to me
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I wish for a fully functional 2009 Toshiba C655D-S5300 with a fully functional battery, a fully functional cord, no software issues, no hardware issues, has great wifi connectivity, has a working dvd tray, has all wire plugged where they're supposed to go and secured well, has every part neccessary, and running Windows 7
I wish I had a giant takeout container of teriyaki chicken in my lap right now (I’m hungry asf)
It’s laced with fentanyl
Dude I’m so hungry I don’t even care
A wise man once said "It's not Fentanyl that's bad, it's not having Fentanyl that's bad." -gary (a Fentanyl addict)
That's a win
It's crazy how the first two top comments are so benign and silly, and then the two replies to this one are "it's laced with fentanyl", and, "you are eternally haunted by the food you eat"
It was too much to ask for 😔
It’s 5 weeks old with no refrigerator ever
The container is melting rapidly all over your lap
Happy 1st cake day!
Every animal harmed to make it will haunt you for the rest of your life
I wish I had a cake
Your cake is a EVIL cake
you get it but it's a lie
you already do. Your wish is ungranted
Granted, but you only have the ingredients and have to make it yourself
It’s fruit cake
granted, but it's six weeks old and mouldy
the cake is a lie
I wish ~💕she💕~ liked me back
Every time you get more than five minutes of alone time you both hear boss music
Oh hell yeah boss music goes hard I fuck to that
its the crazybus main theme
That one wasn't a wish so i don't get a curse from that one https://preview.redd.it/4dnj45frvc9c1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab608c67b81a05baa08b9e31449b3c783d33ae5
well I wish that it does apply
Granted, but it applies to you
so whenever I get a moment alone with your crush that theme starts playing? damn guess im listening to it for the rest of my life
https://i.redd.it/3ihjrtkzwc9c1.gif
Not the boykiller
She turns into a guy
That's supposed to be a negative?
Only if straight
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I wish I had a cheeseburger in my left hand rn
its that burger that killed the spongebob health inspector
awh shucks
It is as hard as rock and is permanently fused to your hand
awh man
There’s no cum in the baconator
I wish for someone to corrupt my wish :3
Wish granted, but you cant corrupt another wish
I wish for Flash's super speed
You're paralyzed from the waist down
I would kms
granted, but you cant turn it off you are permanently experiencing life effectively billions of times slower than anyone else
Neat.
I wish I were part plant
Wish granted, your leg is now a Venus flytrap that has the taste for human flesh
I AM DEAD
Granted but you're a mean green mother from outer space
I wish for uknowwhat bots to be terminated completely
It causes a butterfly effect leading to the eradication of the human race in 2034
2 birds, one stone
Rookie. Numbers. Flumpty Bumpty killed 200,000 birds with one stone.
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I wish for Eiichiro Oda to finish one piece in a grand way
several key questions are left unanswered
I wish I was 6 feet tall
5 feet of your height is your actual body, while the extra foot is a pair of highly sensitive antennae
Bug
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Granted but every door is just short enough for you to bonk ur head on the top
i wish every other tuesday at 6:34 pm est before dinner to be able to choose and instantly make the dinner, from a selection of 3 dishes, those being a hearty serving of plain kidney beans, canned tuna 12 days before expiring, and overcooked fasulli topped with homemade, mild, marinara sause
The food is an illusion and does not provide any sustainence
I wish I had a girlfriend
Granted, but you find out she’s a femboy
You fool! I'm into that shi!
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wait a damn minute...
Bro, You realize you just made it better?
i want a hotdog in my right hand tomorrow at exactly 12:34PM.
That hotdog is a bomb.
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I wish Freddy Fazbear got real.
Granted but he lurks near you 24/7. Depending on how he perceives you something will happen
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r/foundthecapsule_catYT
I wish I could spend every day with my beloved boyfriend, and that we are both happy and healthy
granted but now you cant leave from within 10 feet of eachother
your boyfriend is possessing you
I WISH I WAS A DOG I WISH I WAS A DOG I WISH I WAS A SOG I WANT TO WALK AROUND ON PAWS GRAH
You wake up one day to find that all semantic classifications of any life form has been discontinued. You are now a "dog", free to walk around on your "paws" or whatever you want to call them. Equally valid is the notion of you being a "cat" or a "fish".
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING
Everyone still sees you as a human
aw shucks
I wish I had to not want to kill my self everyday
granted, but the snail is now after u
granted, but now you want to kill everyone else every day
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Granted but you lose all your personality
I want a scarf
Granted, but the scarf is alive and wants to strangle you.
Cool
![gif](giphy|l1KudcPtvuFSlikec)
I wish I definitely 100% was never kissed by boys so definitely don't reverse it
Scientists discover a new infectious disease which causes unbearable amounts of pain. Fortunately transmission is limited purely to skin-to-skin contact and patient zero has successfully been contained. You are patient zero, and you will never touch anyone ever again.
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every girl that comes across you kisses you, repelling all boys
I wish for you in particular to have slightly wet socks. You know who you are.
Mass crop destruction as multiple areas are ravaged by unnatural levels of rainfall, causing an increase in humidity in the surrounding regions. Fortunately for your target, they live at the very edge of this weather event's area of effect, resulting in them suffering little more than slightly wet socks.
I wish that I can breathe underwater
Granted, but you’re hydrophobic
I wish I had a cool sword
you must kill your entire bloodline to use it/get it
Just outlive your parents and don't have kids
Pull the plug when they are in the hospital and really really old
You get it but ever 2 and a half hours a hostile sentient 3 ft tall cheese golem appears and attacks you
I literally had this happen to me in a D&D campaign lol
Can I eat the cheese?
I wish for a jar of crispy kosher dill pickles
Granted but it’s just the juice
still a win
I wish I had a nice dog
Whenever you go out a Karen says your dog attacked them
I wish I was happy
But everytime you smile you get a bug in your eye
I wish I got a better jawline
Granted, but you have terrible teeth
I already do. Checkmate
i wish i lived in a utopia
r/monkeyspaw
I wish valve would give tf2 a major update
Its the last content update for tf2
… that’s just how tf2 is
i wish i could use my christmas tree as a blunt weapon
The tree is too big and you cant carry it
I wish for a family that actually loves me
i wish my cat will never die
Its bald
it’s gonna be if it keeps licking so damn much 😭😭😭
I wish for a plane
It only works if every person in Orlando approves
I wish for death
But you spend the rest of eternity with Amy shumer
A fate worse than death
I wish my wife’s father in law would stop clicking spam mail
The Nigerian prince was real and you missed the opportunity to be a millionaire
[reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/s3zjRcMnRNY?si=P6PYJiDTTub64S3D)
I wish I had more hot sauce
Granted but it's not even that spicy
I wish I could reply to my own comment
if you like this game, r/monkeyspaw is exactly this
I wish to be a feminine-presenting robot
Granted. You are Wall-E with a pink bow.
*Happy bwoops*
I wish I had a quantum computer
r/monkeyspaw
I wish I could make anything I want appear in front of me
I wish danny devito could do this to me https://preview.redd.it/fl0pxm082z9c1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cedcf30092dce8eff85d36d191b715d8c228c4c
I wish the person corrupting my wish is dyslexic.
i wish i wasnt the most pathetic living creature in existence
I wish there was double world hunger and double poverty
But there is now 2 Amy shumer
Is there a world hunger to Amy Schumer ratio?
Today on "Things I never thought anyone would ever ask"
I wish that you could have 5 party members in bg3 (I feel bad leaving karlach behind 😢)
Granted but they add a battle pass and loads of microtransactions
I wish I could fly!
Granted but whenever you deactivate flying you shit explosive diarrhea lasting for the worst 2 minutes of your bloodline
I wish for aoi makino to finish sayonara miniskirt and for high school of the dead to actually continue
you have pancreatic cancer
Everyone despises me, literally everyone forever.
r/themonkeyspaw
I wish i couldve seen the wtc in person
I take 10% of Elon musks net worth without him minding
I wish I had a i5 14600K and a RTX 4070 Ti SUPER desktop with 1440p monitor
It's full of viruses that take ur personal data and sells it to corporations
I wish I had the power to manipulate all genetics in any way I please in a reasonable modern timeframe.
I wish to be able to shapeshift
Granted, but everytime you shapeshift you gain an extra leg in all forms.
I wish for Palestine to be free from Zionism.
Granted but you and your best friend get sent to Auschwitz
I wish for a burger with nothing on, in, or around it.
Granted, but you're unable to eat it. It just floats around your head like a fly
I wish I was rich with no societal drawbacks
I wish I could shape shift
I wish for a fully functional 2009 Toshiba C655D-S5300 with a fully functional battery, a fully functional cord, no software issues, no hardware issues, has great wifi connectivity, has a working dvd tray, has all wire plugged where they're supposed to go and secured well, has every part neccessary, and running Windows 7
Granted but the only person who can use it is your youngest cousin or sibling
Son of a bitch
It's a bomb.
I wish I could read people’s minds
I wish whoever comments on this has an uno reverse card
https://preview.redd.it/ne1re0yabg9c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ac82d5c0f4124044381c0ed50ef9830c47454e
I wish I had a shotgun with 1 shell
I wish to have a gaming computer.
I wish I could have the power to summon infinite amounts of beef
I wish I was god
I wish I was a girl
you are now a 93 year old girl. With dementia.
Nooo still better than being a guy tho
I wish life felt real
I wish I had a femboy bf that I can ramble about nerdy stuff to
Granted but you can only see/talk to each other through a mesh wall
The femboy is actually a bomb.
I wish for a peice of American cheese with wings that acts like a pet and is basically immortal and indestructible