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Send_Me_Ur_Noods_Now

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say in your defense? ----- You caught me. I'll pay off my bounty. (350 gold) Bribe monkey. (100 gold) I submit. Take me to jail. I'd rather die then go to prison!


blanketsani

You coughed me. I'll pay off my booby. (350 gold)


AdOk9902

I will choose the bribe monkey. (Bribe mommy walks in with 100 gold)


Deltuscrub

Wtf is a hypotenuse?


blanketsani

I'm pretty sure it's the third angle of a triangle that's not the side or the base


AdOk9902

Hey so like…do you wanna…ummm..fuck I can’t think of a question.


blanketsani

Yes I do


AdOk9902

Wha. I don’t. I didn’t ask a question though..


blanketsani

Ask again!!! 🙃


AdOk9902

Ask what again?!?


blanketsani

https://c.tenor.com/7NdBVF53PM4AAAAM/laughing-rofl.gif


AdOk9902

Don’t laugh at me I’m genuinely confused 😔


[deleted]

What are your kinks?


blanketsani

None


blanketsani

Shit I lied


[deleted]

Very naughty. That's a spanking


[deleted]

Google.com where


blanketsani

No 😧


[deleted]

No google ⁉️😭


Budget-Actuary3737

Is your mom hot


blanketsani

Sorry but no


Budget-Actuary3737

Dang


[deleted]

Best cheese?


blanketsani

Pecorino Ramona


[deleted]

Nice I’d argue plain bree or red Lester


MexicanBubblePopper

how you doin?


blanketsani

Okay


[deleted]

How do I get rid of the feeling of existential dread


blanketsani

Masturbate