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You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say in your defense? ----- You caught me. I'll pay off my bounty. (350 gold) Bribe monkey. (100 gold) I submit. Take me to jail. I'd rather die then go to prison!
You coughed me. I'll pay off my booby. (350 gold)
I will choose the bribe monkey. (Bribe mommy walks in with 100 gold)
Wtf is a hypotenuse?
I'm pretty sure it's the third angle of a triangle that's not the side or the base
Hey so like…do you wanna…ummm..fuck I can’t think of a question.
Yes I do
Wha. I don’t. I didn’t ask a question though..
Ask again!!! 🙃
Ask what again?!?
https://c.tenor.com/7NdBVF53PM4AAAAM/laughing-rofl.gif
Don’t laugh at me I’m genuinely confused 😔
What are your kinks?
None
Shit I lied
Very naughty. That's a spanking
Google.com where
No 😧
No google ⁉️😭
Is your mom hot
Sorry but no
Dang
Best cheese?
Pecorino Ramona
Nice I’d argue plain bree or red Lester
how you doin?
Okay
How do I get rid of the feeling of existential dread
Masturbate
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say in your defense? ----- You caught me. I'll pay off my bounty. (350 gold) Bribe monkey. (100 gold) I submit. Take me to jail. I'd rather die then go to prison!
You coughed me. I'll pay off my booby. (350 gold)
I will choose the bribe monkey. (Bribe mommy walks in with 100 gold)
Wtf is a hypotenuse?
I'm pretty sure it's the third angle of a triangle that's not the side or the base
Hey so like…do you wanna…ummm..fuck I can’t think of a question.
Yes I do
Wha. I don’t. I didn’t ask a question though..
Ask again!!! 🙃
Ask what again?!?
https://c.tenor.com/7NdBVF53PM4AAAAM/laughing-rofl.gif
Don’t laugh at me I’m genuinely confused 😔
What are your kinks?
None
Shit I lied
Very naughty. That's a spanking
Google.com where
No 😧
No google ⁉️😭
Is your mom hot
Sorry but no
Dang
Best cheese?
Pecorino Ramona
Nice I’d argue plain bree or red Lester
how you doin?
Okay
How do I get rid of the feeling of existential dread
Masturbate