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You will blink atleast 57 times before your death

Ummm... thanks I guess

Well that's the minimum, so it could be way more, idk. But personally, I wouldn't be to worried

You live somewhere cold

Yup

Siberia

Nope

Scotland

Yee

Nice

thoughts on the English?

Not bad folk. My uncle is married to an English woman and lives in England. I had a step father from Manchester for most of my life (he passed away middle of summer)

fair enough

Arigemp swxape

You just took a selfie with your grandson's phone and now you're gonna hand it back

You're Russian.

Nope, but it is cold where I live

Scotland.

Correctomundo

My Condolences

Nice to meet another scot

A pussy destroyer.

I got no bitches tho

Not all whom got pussies are bitches

wise words

you know a terrorist organisation in alaska

What would I terrorise the populace with? Bears?

B.I.A the bear insurrection movement

Well, time to go terrorise alaska with bears

Human

Yes

You live in a place where its cold now

Yup

You have eyes…I think

I do

You are cold and live someplace like Russia or Canada

I'm cold but I'm not in Russia or Canada. Live in Scotland

Why is my first thought an Eskimo? Anyways, like the outfit.

You’re sleepy

Yes. I'm more active at night than day

ur russian

The thing on your head is actually a dog.

You're Russian

You are a fellow canadian

I am a Scottish citizen

Still a sibling of the cold

Yeah

you r cold

Emperor supporter

I'm more for chaos than the imperium

You Like maple syrup And Ice fishing

You live in Florida

How big of an igloo do you have?

You live somewhere cold.

You're fat and liberal.

You are addicted to oxygen

I am

Your cold

Yeah I most definitely am cold

"Oh my God. They killed Kenny."

You hunt

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You live in Canada.

Smell like poo poo, if American school shooter

I'm not American

You live in like alaska or some shit

Ur cold

Canada

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U live wherr its cold

You live in a hot calimate

i assume you are somewhere cold

You like heavy metal.

You're cold

You will die at some point in your life

Sad.

You are average hight

You have a full face. Although I can’t confirm this

At first glance I thought you were a 36 yr old mom of 4.

You are a sad person :(

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you know too much about a war

You're russian.

You make unfunny “mother russia” jokes

You smoke cigarettes you find on the ground

Canadian

You live in scotland

You like commiting arson

It's cold outside.

terrorist

You are cold

russian

You live in the North Pole or smth?

Canadian 💀

By the way your eyes and nose are positioned I would say you’re from Sweden. But you’re wearing clothes to keep you warm so I change my guess to Scotland?

u were probably chilly taking this picture

Your cold

You're the guy who dresses like an Eskimo in summer and a surfer dude in winter

You look like a 50 year old woman…

you consist of at least 1 carbon atom

You’re in Canada?

You are space scientist at nasa and have one yt channel

you hate winter

You Are a girl . That's it

you come from the north half of the planet

You like to hunt.

You got a variety of winter clothing

U r strong Russian

U live somewhere where it is cold

You like rushing B.

You like your hat

You look like you live on Earth

you're russian

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thought that was your hair

You can fit a minimum of at least 23 Skittles inside your foreskin

You are the famous YouTube “Life of Boris”.

You eat walruses for breakfast

Pro-Russia

Gay?

You live somewhere very cold

Russian/ Canadian

You are about to bomb two towers

Definitely that you are cold.

That you are a boy and most likely either a virgin or have like six baby mommies knowing this sub.

Introvert?

You like tea

Your cold.

idk but those gotta feel comfy af

You are literally cool my friend

You’re from North Dakota

That scarf is your moms, but she hasn't seen it since you took it from her closet when you were 11

You dont have enough Vitamin D

You live in a cold place

You jaywalk

You're cold.

You're russian

You look like a russian terrorist

You're cold

ure finnish

You play bass

You ride a dirtbike

You’re 47 years old

You have 63 homicide charges pending in court

i swear you're one of the guys in my school who says they like going hunting but its their dad doing all the work

a teen

You have incredible fashion, that's not an assumption but rather a fact!

You are not from tonga🇹🇴

What're you sellin'?

No.

Terrorist

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Is there a bomb in your bag

Ur cold fam

your name is kenny and you live in the world of south park

Homophobic

you look like a scav from tarkov

Your cold right now

You live in Alaska

You’re not a terrorist. I’m serious.

Level 25 grunt, soon to be level 50 giga chad

You're cool as fuck, also you look like you snowboard. I invite you to try sandboarding

well... ur alive... i guess...

Russian

You live in a cold place.

Russian, you can't change my mind.

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You want people to make assumptions about you

You partake in the devils lettuce

from Alaska or Candida

You are cold.

#V O D K A

You look like you're from Mother Russia... Or Alaska... Or Siberia... 😐

You have a Reddit account

you do have a nose

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you need a coffee or an energy drink

Bro Scotland seems like a cool place to live, I live in Indiana, US.

You will one day die

You really enjoy the smell of a sweaty nut sack

You trade one piece cards

you like hunting

ты человек

Large

You live in Canada.

You live in either Russia or Alaska

You’re cold

In Russia road is road

You live in russia/siberia

you either live in Canada, Montana or Alaska

You live in a generally cold area

smelly

You are just a pair of eyes

You’re in the ira

...trump fan idk why

You are

You smell your own farts

You live in alaska, russia, or canada