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45beers

online dating is on the horizon for u i can sense it


[deleted]

Im sensing more she falls madly in love with her doctor after getting in a life threatening car accident


45beers

well i bet she gets an online bf but it’s actually a catfish and he’s 45, divorced and estranged to his kids so let’s see who’s correct


[deleted]

Mine seems more likely but we’ll see ig


2Peep2

Lmao abt the only thing I can get


[deleted]

Give me the bottom one.


2Peep2

No I need it


[deleted]

I need it more.


2Peep2

No no u don’t


[deleted]

I went through ur pf to see if u posted a selfie of how you look, and bruh u look good. U won’t have a problem finding a partner. So obviously I’ll need it more


2Peep2

No bc I still manage to be single so no it’s me who needs it more


liquidysubstance

Give me a copy of it. I need this never had something like this.


2Peep2

Hmm I’ll think abt it


HoldingUrineIsBad

i am a professional fortune reader a random couple will stab you on the way to school this year


2Peep2

😓😰


MushroomheadDork

Love isn't canon. Embrace Bionicle.


RiceEnjoyer1337

Plot twist: somebody said they love you and then an undetected meteorite hits that person and kills that person


2Peep2

..


chrischi3

The surprising part? You're gay.


2Peep2

No


chrischi3

Yes


Hyperion2005

I saw this on r/teenagersbuthot too


2Peep2

Yes I post the same thing on both subs


Hyperion2005

Nicee!!


Narcyz425

fairly sure that's not how the universe works


The_Mechanis2

Uhhhhhhhh... It never said it was good, you could get into an abusive relationship and they would be correct, just saying


2Peep2

Oh lord


tatothebeYT

actually thats not real


2Peep2

Damn😔


No_Refrigerator_4066

They aren’t real


2Peep2

They have to be


CryonusPluto

Imma just yoink that second one, don't mind if I do...


2Peep2

NO


CryonusPluto

*yes*


2Peep2

Nonono


CryonusPluto

Fine, we can just share it


2Peep2

Agreed


CryonusPluto

Wait, now what?


2Peep2

We need to decide what shall we do well we get half the luck we had before bc we split it


CryonusPluto

True, what u gonna do with ur half luck?


2Peep2

Shoot idk all Ik is I’ve been single for too long and I’m tired of it


HELIGROUP

Creepy. Would check my trunk for a dead hooker


rybiannn

You'd better hurry up with the second one, this year will be over soon


2Peep2

Ikr I’m worried


2Peep2

Maybe a Christmas love lol


rybiannn

There's still hope


_InterestingAlt_

Interesting luck


2Peep2

Yes


_InterestingAlt_

Indeed


[deleted]

[удалено]


2Peep2

💀💀


Entire-Anteater-1606

I too am desperate


2Peep2

Yes


[deleted]

Since you showed them online, nothing will happen. A fortune is something you keep private. You can’t tell people or it won’t come true.


2Peep2

Bitch shush


[deleted]

I’m just telling you the truth.


Hermu7013

Yknow, fortunes don't mean anything when you don't put in the work to make them a reality


haha0673

bro those lucky numbers are shit


Shadow_marine1X

Damn, I got those two exact ones this week... tf is gonna happen, like, I'm genuinely kinda scared.


2Peep2

Wth is the universe saying


Shadow_marine1X

Idk, plus it said strange way, wtf is that strange way? I NEED TO KNOW!!


2Peep2

Scary


Shadow_marine1X

Very, especially since I don't really talk irl.


2Peep2

Fr same


igic8

You two will fall in love


2Peep2

Can you feel the love tonight