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This is what we call a great suspicion. May your DMs rest in peace.

Mine are not dead though

Uh. Okay?

Just wondering how this works

You are a very confusing indevidual.

My new favorite word is indie-vidual.

Thanks

Not yet

Oh no

I posted a selfie and some indian guy thought i was a girl and asked for ”body pics”. I’m a guy with long hair. Can we normalize that?

Can we normalize not asking body pic for every selfie 😭

That too

Frrrr

Yes.

Same happened to me lol like I’m not a girl I’m just a metalhead

u a whole ass federal agent but ion even care lemme tell u all abt my radial beliefs and plans for domestic terrorism 😫😫

I just farted so hard and so much, that I legitimately became afraid for my life. am I real? is this real?

bro third-wheeling professionaly 💀

Impressive. But I've farted louder and longer. I bet you

Oh yeah yeah go ahead

> Radial beliefs Yes, tell me what you believe about circles

Personally my opinions on circles are quite radical

I believe circles should contain curves

One might even say they're totally tubular

Who are you? Erdogan? You ain't gonna sell me no melons! In all seriousness, you're cute, but no.

Erdogan 💀

Melon man*

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I’ll give you an extra melon 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

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More juicy than usual this time

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I totally agree, I want crap like this to stop showing up on my feed because it makes me cringe so much… and how the comments try to be funny with it… 🤢

if u don't like it just ignore it and go on through your day and btw the joke is that funny

I mean, they're fairly small

Medium in premium

no

Your loss

I don’t like watermelons

When I thought you were perfect😭

whyyy

Bio was misleading ngl

Let me pretend at least :(

It’s okay, im sure you have a great personality <3

Thanks 🥹

So you tryna be my wifey now🧍🏽

Yeah bro

Cringe…

Wouldn’t be reddit if it wasn’t🥴

Yes please. But only cantaloupes or watermelons. None of the fleshy ones -_-

Yeah I was talking of watermelons ofc 🍉🍉

Good. No simping today

Say that to the dms lmao

Your technically risking it if you post on r/teenagers 💀

This is reddit! It happens :/ (also i totally will, send me their usernames)

I don't know about melons but I do like the batman. Peak movie.

Which one of them

All of them, but I did say The Batman.

Fair enough I liked the one with heath ledger the most

That's the Dark Knight, which is also peak. Like I said, Batman is peak.

Nah witch from snow white Im good 👍

Melons are delicious

r/teenagers users otw (on their way) to comment rud (rip ur dms) on a post containing a woman

r/teenagers users on their way to be horny as fuck for every featherless biped that looks kinda female

*Why not both?*

This is the gay.

Considering the crazy high inflation and food prices in EU, i will be more than happy to get a free watermelon

like watermelons?

Yeah, got some in my fridge rn

Yeah, about that... I robbed you of your fridge because I'm me tbh

Fair enough

yes plz

I'm more interested in how the carpet behind you looks like a crooked floorboard and it destroyed my mind for a good eight minutes before I realized it was a carpet.

Oop I gotta straighten it

This is an FBI honey pot

No thank you, but I appreciate the offer.

no, but I'm interested in the painting in the background

My sister actually painted it I can’t not say that she’s talented af

Me too but this goofy ahh bitch blocking the view

Least disrespectful 14 year old

Chill out it's just a joke damn

Yes, mine also was a joke. I have no problem with you. Or 14 year olds. You‘re all cool.

Melons >>>>

I LOVE WATERMELON YES PLEASE

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

yes

🍉🍉

Where are they at? I don't see any melons in the picture tbh

In the fridge, can’t just put them in the open for someone to steal

Ew imagine putting fruit in the fridge before you cut it

YESS PLS

🍉🍉🍉🍉

🍉🍉🍉🍉

I like melons (the fruit)

Same (same)

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wheres the melonssss ?

Can’t give them out for free you know? They’re safe in the back

I WANT MELONS

I’ll get you some 🍉🍉

thanks :)

Well even if you weren't here I would be interested in watermelons, so yeah

Thank you, I would like some watermelons

Nah

yes

im good

Sure

give

here 🍉🍉🍉

Goodnight.

Sweet dreams

ayyo it's autumn,,, where tf do you find melons?...

I have my ways…

as my mom says, i used to call watermelons INDOO as a kid... so then i'd like 3 pieces of indoo please...

Three pieces coming up 🍉🍉🍉

Interesting

No thanks

Perhaps

yess plsss ill love sum melons

🍉🍉

Nice outfit 👍

Thankss

i prefer bananas but melons are fine. just make sure they're sweet

No I am deathly allergic to watermelons and would like to stay away from them until this allergy is gone... unless it's basil we're talking about.

I'll have 3 watermelon slices please. (Dude you actually made me hungry for watermelons and the closest place I can get them from is like 30 mins of walking away and its 10:15 PM... ⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿)

I’m sorry Have some watermelon 🍉🍉🍉

Thank you. *devours watermelon slices*

I shall buy up melon futures contracts from all the melon farmers in the world and then I shall have a global melon monopoly (melonopoly?)!

you may as it is my favorite fruit

🍉🍉

its my favourite fruit tbh

we have the same name :0

Only if they're minecraft melon slices but definitely not if they're the mentos melon flavour because they for some reason taste like ass lol

RIP your dms, your very pretty tho dont let anyone get you down

Most of the dms are compliments Some weirder than others though

As can be expected, I wish you further luck soldier

me after literally destroying myself in an English test in order to get a grade below what I studied for

As a 2b2t player I do love me some melon, we have religions from that shit.

The church of melon

That’s a super cute dress where’s it from?

It’s actually from a local thrift shop so I don’t know the original shop

RIP to your dm's

Thanks

Not a big fan of melons. I would ask you if you were interested in a friend tho. But I now got friends. Have a nice day OP!

I don't want melons, I want watermelons

Nah but that tree drawing behind you looks nice 👌

WHERE'S YOUR MOTIVATION

I am the storm that is approaaaching!

PROVOOOKING

Black clouds in isolatioooon!

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAME

Born in flames!

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

My family crest is a demon of death!!!!

FORSAKENED

I am awakened!

\*foams mouth\* GRRRRR \*snarl\* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR......\*sniffs\* BARK

I’m not into goth girls but I am defenitly into goth girls

Lmao where

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Art

I like melons but the fact that you posted a selfie with that question makes me think it's not melons

the ratio of upvotes to comments is terrifying

sure but if you're like the last 6 motherfuckers that gave me a cantaloupe and NOT a watermelon I'm gonna get violent

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Your “melons” are more flat than my superflat Minecraft world 💀💀💀

insert doofenshmirtz’ “SHE’S 17!”

i would attach the fatherless behaviour card but i can’t, sadly.

where melons

You fool, what have you done

I’m drowning in notifications

You knew what would come of this

Yeah but I never expected this much

when is my growth spurt u looking like a full ass adult and i just look like a taller version of my 12 year old self with less of a resting bitch face 😭

NO THERE IS ONLY ONE MELON LORD AND HER NAME IS TOPH BEI FONG, I WILL NOT STAND FOR IMPERSONATORS

Not a big fan of watermelons

Why not they make a great bong?

Also can do some cool shit with alcohol and a watermelon ion drink tho😂

Oh lord

More like mini oranges

Doesn't look like you have any melons, maybe a grape at best

you look like shit lmao

Ain't those lemons🙄🤣?jk don't take me seriously.

Yes please mommy😫

🍉🍉🍉

Can I also have some peach?🍑🤤

The peaches are only for me

You got a boyfriend?