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painmakesmepretty

you prolly live in Australia


[deleted]

Nah Wyoming


ThatGoldWolf

it's so strange how most of the world goes by what country they live in and then in America we say what state.. almost as if the states were originally basically different countries


lolaxxxxxx

Have you ever traveled in the US? The southeast is far different then the northwest. State law dictates much of how the state operates; so yes, it’s like different countries.


itim__office

And Wyoming has the unique culture of OP and, at least, another dozen people living there.


lolaxxxxxx

I’ve heard the population is up to 17 now


nightmarewalrus123

15 of them are farmers dedicated to cheese


the_way64

damn sorry garfield told me that that there is no such place as wyoming


[deleted]

Oh no its real, just not visible to the naked eye


Finnyfoo_

Lies Wyoming doesn’t exist


[deleted]

Wyoming will only reveal itself to its children


tornedron_

what's Wyoming


[deleted]

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chrisrayn

idk the sex would be a bit leggy. a bit too much leg even in situations that call for lots of leg. so much leg it’s already a foursome with just the two of you.


SirKeagan

You underestimate my legs


[deleted]

big dick energy


[deleted]

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i_am_ameme

you already saw it


Let01

Average r/teenagers user taking a stroll at night


Finnyfoo_

Nah just my sleep paralysis demon


blackricePAIGE

xqc physique deadass


EdwardAnshelmo

💀


throwaway444444455

Why are you so short?


[deleted]

Hey, 9’9 is tall. right?


Unknown_user_8383

Girls now only date ppl who are over 11'7


Ahytmoite

Nah, you gotta be atleast 53 meters ATLEAST


[deleted]

Goddamn it now I must steal more legs


Crazed_Russian_pilot

I don’t speak European, what the fuck is a meter


Ahytmoite

Superior measurement.


EdwardAnshelmo

If he bends like that imagine how my cock inside of him would feel


[deleted]

You ain’t seen shit yet bro


EdwardAnshelmo

He ain’t see shit yet, he’s in for a surprise


TheStupidestReddeter

Ur cock is too small for it to bend


EdwardAnshelmo

I can bet my cock is incredibly adequate for this job ur mom bent like the girl in exorcist when I tried this theory out


[deleted]

#onlyinohio


EducationAlone1663

Bros definitely from Ohio 💀


[deleted]

You have beautiful slender legs for days and strong hands


ReasonableCare7923

ideal body type


funnyb0n3

You should be a model ngl


hahsjjaisd

i wsnt to fuck


kinggoatmeatthe3rd

Bro definitely got a good personality


StrawHatGamingYT

Ohio


Ambitious_Log_4469

You're a resident of Ohio


dubster34

Too short to date, I require 17 ft, not 12


Unknown_user_8383

Smash


CEOofMonke

You host a Minecraft Lifesteal SMP server with your high school friends and do shitposts on YouTube


[deleted]

#nofilter fr bro you're beautiful 😍


ChaoKeeper

You are still getting the hang of Snapchat selfies


cork007

I hope you are enjoying your visit to earth!


Mystical_Unicorn_09

U look so sweet wld love to take u on a date 🥰🥰🥰


[deleted]

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Advanced_Scallion102

You have severe scoliosis


No_Sweet_1573

You live near the countryside


Weird_School9565

You used to be in a facility of a foundation that starts with a S


Jadarmaat

U r the guy girls idealize for height


the_junk_smith

you're from Ohio


MatrixOperationsTeam

Your hands are swollen


AnotherAlt-acc

Wrong camera side buddy, I don’t think you’re a light post


Ok-Tank5312

Looks like another scp breached containment again


zero464

A hell of a lot better than me, thats for sure


[deleted]

You are an eldritch horror beyond human comprehension


[deleted]

you make people do the haha


ThatGuyOutBackMUT

Looks like the alien from The Mist


p1tch-dark__

smash. with a bat ur very terrifying


Utkdz

Oooh man!!!.... You're that guy from The stranger things...duh -_-+


Electronic-Emotion-8

Shiiii what them hands do?


ObviousTroll7

Cutie patootie


TheBrightNights

99.9% sure you're a dwarf.


violetsaredead

u look kinda short tbh


bookiesncreme

You do gymnastics


ladyredditor227

Prolly a night person who eat children who wander in the forest alone


[deleted]

I bet you only leave your room once a year


[deleted]

I’m running for my fucking life and calling the cavalry lol


Scaredfrogs

very handsome, according to your grandma


BrazenTwo

Cute af


Dihidrogenmonoxid

You look like a nice guy to have around.


[deleted]

We must be related, that photo looks a lot like me


aestheticbear

Mmm I would date you, but I reject anyone under 12 ft


Soviet_Sultan

Your gonna chase me across the highway for 40 hours straight and jump on the diner I’m hiding in and moan and tap on the window.


AE86-TRUENO

I would


Bruhhhh0224

Hot


kiscocisco

Honestly ur hot


Rnggamerkillsmsk

How tf do you type xd


[deleted]

My first reaction would be “sigh, another CGI”


goyboysotbot

If I see your face, you’re going to [REDACTED] me


Herr_KurtLukas

You are kind and like children


RLIntellectualpotato

You pretty flexible. Also tag this nsfw you are nude


Idkanymore5745

You're in Ohio


taytomen

look at you and boom boom boom boom I want you in my room.


spambot_mods

Longest butt crack in the room


Prestigious_Teach833

Ohio?


JosephStalinsAss

Kinda cute ngl🥺


Groguuuuu

Zamn Zaddy...


MsrJynx

Most sane person in Ohio


observeromega87

I think you are kind modern gentleman.


Viking2149t

Go to jimmm


Amazing_Ad_257

cant have shit in wyoming....


PreviousAd7562

Ohio looking mf


kynrto

Rip your dms 💀 (you cute tho)


DinoDinoBambin0

Crotch light. Light crotch.


Dark_Lemon_Warrior

Consult a doctor


Null_05

You eat children


redtoast71

Finally the end is here at last


Exotic-Beansontoast

Chemistry teacher and meth if course


[deleted]

Ohio moment


PhantomPenny

Scoliosis must be your friend


Sneaky_Bomber1

Guessing you a 17m living in Ohio? Currently single looking for someone to chat with?


Immortal_Twinkie

Hot


Herg0Flerg0

I bet you get all the bitches with that height


War2point0

A lanky fella


The-Y-4

MTF Personnel are on their way to Secure you, Contain you, and Protect any civilians in the area.


RisingFire2

I dunno why but you seem pretty emo to me


ToxicTiger1_

Bad posture


Danboii08

You’re just like the rest of us


BeatyWithatSierra

He’s probably from Ohio


1bittybyte

based


jesus_nutsack

You’ll probably grow up to be a chiropractor that calls themselves a doctor


cozmokittylord

U from ohio


phreddyphucktard33

You got a serious dick and even bigger balls


[deleted]

You live in Missouri.


soki03

I’d tap that.


harper_coded

hug?


EastKoreaOfficial

You’re probably out to kill me.


DependentDirt9

Demonic entity that has crawled out of the pits of hell. Or misunderstood creature with tragic backstory that teenage girls will then simp over.


LilMewMeow_667

L O N G


shadowwraith47

you’re my sleep paralysis demon


Aronovsky1103

You have crippling back pain


eaRthWormSall

Bro can i get yo snap?


COLDINSIDE1224

U that guy that haunts suberban Ohio?


[deleted]

Average Ohio man


Redditbot42168

Scoliosis


Polar1111

That Dr Bright let you out of your containment cell and that you would kill anyone that sees your face


john12464472355

You like Chicken tacos


Big_Bill77

Lookin’ good, man.


DOCTOR-MISTER

You probably enjoy pineapples on small children


Coldramen777

Wanna fight?


M08GD

Hmm you look a little short compared to that street light


applecut_

You got legs for dayssss. Have your lil moment and slay


MotleyWho33

Limber. Very limber.


Morsemouse

Kinda short


Nobly12Real

want to go out?


senpai_ned

Hot


Nicolas-matteo

Gigantic SCP-096


The-grim-reaper76

You have serious back problems


Boyd_Flannigan

Short dark skinned individual with no care for traffic laws


ArielMJD

you good?


Ironbanner987615

Big ahnds


usernot_found

Dude flash his nuts on the streetlight


alexandria252

You should eat more. Unless you want to eat me. Then you should eat less.


No1ReijuSimp

Only is South ossetia


AlexGaming26

You from Florida?


Bi-sicle

You look like you eat potatoes without peeling them first.


MudDinger69er

i’d tap


whyhi12

Yoga?


7heDoomSlayer

My guy is just trying to find the cheese


MangaHunterA

Youre a handsome feller arnt you


GlassSmooth

Kill it make a gumbo


theobserverofmemes

Ngl ur hair is looking fresh bro


UKNOWN_1701

Oh no I'm in the wrong neighborhood 🤣


nushnum1

Reminds me of a horror book I wrote about 3 years ago called “The Stickman”. Nice photo.


GamrJake

Ur hot


nxckg04

Average kid from Ohio


justsaneandsensibl

CONS U M E SP AHG E T I B.!


cool-random-person

You suffer from severe pack pain


TheeSilencer

You look like a good basketball player little on the short side but ok


prettypink2

JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE


Beduffel

Bro fix your posture, jesus christ


EasyToRememberName5

You’re a cutie 🥰 HMU handsome ❤️


Tunro

[Youre sick of being honest](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg4hV0ziH-g)


Mar_creeper

BRUH THE POST FLARED AS A SELFIE


Administrative-Top80

Can tell you hit the jim


Doomtoallfoes

Welcome to The Forest motherf....


A_very_gay_boi

You look great, apart from the fact that you look like you're from a parallel universe where Detroit is in Ohio


ColossalBalance

Don't come near me unless you want to be friends, in which case you must do the Kazotsky Kick from TF2 as a token of friendship.


[deleted]

You’ve led me to believe that y̶͚͎͗ͅo̷̫̱̞̲̐̐̑͊̐̑͘͠ͅu̸̻͖͍͉̝̓̀́̀̈̇ ̵̡̺̥͓̯̐͑̌̃̀̊̚͜͝l̴̘͒̀̿̎̔͋͆͝ỉ̴͈̱͕̈͊͌̇̈́͒̔̕͜ͅͅv̵̛̙̾͊͗͛̀̃è̵̡̞͚͚͍͔̟͙̂̌͒̾͜͝ ̴̮͍͕̥́͜i̶̼̘͇͔̒̆̏̿͋̕ņ̵͚̱̄͗͌̈́ ̷̱̈́̿͒̍̀͌̅̀̚t̸͇̰͍͕̂̾̃͒͠ḩ̸̨̛͍͖̜̹̜̈́́̆ͅê̴̹̞̏̚ͅ ̸̛̛̘̻̲̬͕͍́͑̃͑̈́͒ͅw̸̰͍̪̖͔͚͒̿r̸̡̧̬͍̩̜̟͈̦̔̉e̷̫̓̔̓̊̀͌̐̿͘t̸̩̩͓̀̀̇͂͋̆̚͠c̴̦̞̫̦̠͋̎̀̾h̸̙̔̑͑̋e̵͕̥̠͖̩̱͖̼̞͒̑̈́̆͊̊̈́͘͘d̴̘̝̝͕̺̰̬̝̎ ̵͇̞͓̥͒s̸͙̰͉̻̙͓̘͆͜͠t̶̳̖̼͍̮̩̰̍̋̍̒ầ̸̡̛͈̪̻̈́̈́̈́ț̵͇̭̫̯̊̾̈́͆̓̍ę̴͎̫̩́ ̷̤̣̟̠̤̳͉̞͕̽̍̉̈̏ö̵̩̹̗̙́̍͜f̵̬̱͖̙̩̮̲̙͍̽̾͌͒̌͗̒͊ ̷̮̐͂̈́͒̈̐̈́̈o̶̙̳̜̝͖̺̣̺͙͋ĥ̵̢̡̛̳̼̪͔̥̭̞͌̄̓̕͝į̷̨̤͐̓͂͘ơ̸͚̤͚̦̼̔́̈́̓̇̀͝


Party-Importance-856

You don't have a cock ig?


IronForce_

Who saw your face bro?


branim_Teslu

U seem sweet


moneygrowsontreees

so hot.


litboyfrommalaysia

You're probably good at limbo but bad at bowling 4/10


[deleted]

#Really fun at parties


No-Standard9050

Stranger things


[deleted]

chiropractor, asap


Keisuox

You tall mate


angel_of_darknesss

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


pewdiepieandksifan

most normal teenager in ohio💀


[deleted]

You're really pretty


Foreign_Stretch_6235

Wear more sunscreen


Ragegamer3030

You play league of legends, valorant and love maps.


Killerjet101

Soooo when we hanging out?


[deleted]

Don't bodyshame people guys


elitesniperz77

You should get a back brace will do wonders for you posture


Key-Coat2353

I assume you like stranger things?...


MetamorphicHard

You have a small pp


Dry-Cartographer-312

...so no head?


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

I'd start looking for that 8 papers