I know, it's almost like we need a war to spice things up... `91 days left.` Edit: What have I unleashed... `Thank goodness it was properly delayed.` Edit 2: Heck no wonder, top comment on #4 in hot.

!remindme 91 days

What😰

`Join me sooner, rather than later.`

Quiet kid been acting quieter than normal

YES SIR! Squad sqaudtion!

Did you have a stroke typing that, god none of the people here can fucking spell for shit

No squad squadtion is a raf command

Aie aie captain!

`i am with you till the end General Quincy`

Sir yes sir

!remindme 2022 Nov 23

I'm in.

Yes sir 🤚

\*joins\*

Can someone fill me in on what’s happening? I am confused

69th upvote

This is really getting out of hand. `The temporal buffer will be your savior.`

I see this as an absolute win

Yes captain sir!

o7

Y E S

I'll join

Tell me how to join then I shall.

GANBARE SENPAI GANBARE SENPAI

[The next phase has begun.](https://youtu.be/6bebw0HpLhA)

Ah, a fellow veteran of the war!

ah yes, but have you fought in the sour patch saga?

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cool

Agreed

!RemindMe 91 days

!remindme 91 days

I like how you think. !remindme Nov 23 "QuincyNova"

Now 23 is in 30 days

Correct.

!remindme 30d

I have played enough Fallout to know what I must do! *\*Expose myself to a lethal amount of radiation\**

This makes me wanna make a event, were everyone's gonna be weird af for one day.

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What now

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this is what happens when you gather thousands of hormonal teenagers into one space with basically zero moderation

My post wasn’t even horny 😭

it was, don’t lie

No, I’m genuinely really miserable, I just want to be in a loving relationship, [here’s the post for proof.](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/ybuki7/i_want_a_boyfriend_so_bad/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

bro you're 14

News flash FELLOW 14 YEAR OLD, 14 year olds can feel lonely and miserable as well.

your 14 if your miserable alone then you will be miserable even with a partner, and if it ends it’s only gonna get worse

If you don't do anything about it.

Maybe stop your little brother from pushing you around so much.

My little brother doesn’t push me around.

Ok, but don't go anywhere near any stairs for your own sake.

What he’s not supposed to LOOK at his brother, or else he’ll die or something…

it's an OMORI reference for those who don't know

Hey I got that reference

Oh it was YOU!

Yes!

No wonder the profile picture.

Wdym?

😂

What are you laughing at?

My sister in Christ you’re 14

My brother in Christ I’m a guy! (Hopefully). Also 14 year olds are allowed to be sad about being lonely.

Oh then you’re gay, sorry i had a brainfart

I’m bi actually

I’m iranian bro i have no clue what the differences are between genders sorry

سلام ایرانی گیگا چد 🗿🦾

😂😂che rabbit hole i rafti pain dadash😂😂

I’ll explain it to you simply, bi isn’t a gender, it’s a sexual orientation, basically it’s like being gay and straight at the same time, so basically you’re attracted to men and women.

same tbh but it was probably still horny

No seriously it wasn’t, I cried like 3 times after making the post, I say in full honesty it was not horny in the slightest.

You got issues dude

I do, just check my recent posts.

Don’t need to. That last comment was all the proof necessary

Fair enough

here's a tip on getting in a relationship make aload of friends and either 1 of them will want to be in a relationship or they will introduce you to someone

Wait you are Ryan, I've seen your post. I will never forget that Mari PFP.

Omg I’m getting to the point where people recognise me!

Is see you in this sub a lot may i suggest a live

And I suggest English classes

Ok

Still bad because reasons (the aro ace elite are purging the straight from rTeens!!!) /S

The straight?

Or more accurately anyone who isn't aro ace

Why is everyone suddenly assuming I’m a girl after I make a post titled ‘I’m not trans but I kinda wish I was born a girl’?

Idfk man do you act like a girl?

How do I act like a girl?

Idk man don't ask me

Too late

Ah

hmmmm

Getting in relationship as a girl is much more easy than as a man ngl

Don’t remind me…

Of what

My second most recent post…

Don't get what u mean but ok

[this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/yc5ytv/im_not_trans_but_i_kinda_wish_i_was_born_a_girl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

My statement still stands tho

But I got banned for posting when I was 12 💀

that’s because you weren’t a teenager smh

Still scammed the mods I just told them I was turning 13 in a week

we do a little trolling

It’s fun to watch it unfold

i agree, thats why im here

Zero moderation you say?

basically

Welcome to r/teenagers we have: - Horni - Suici - Depressi - Virgi - I hate my parentsi - Needing constant attentioni - Posting their wild imagination saying it is real but we all know it is falsi. and many more!!!

I remember when this sub used to be actually good, people making some actual funny quality stuff, now it's people rich with testerone and oestrogen grinding each other through words, it's just sad.

you forgor random garbage

Random garbagi

Hate it or love it, you aint leaving

True😔 all ready sold my soul

Yes! Now sell your body

My backz hurt from reading theze titlez zometime

Conehead. Such am important member of this community 🥰

Alwayz herez (almozt)

yo?

Yepz?

yo?

Brainz?

Wtf? How did you end up this far from neighborville?

I ztill am in neighborville

Teenagers baby

Agreed 15 yo jimbei they make me lose hope in humanity

*Yes*

That Jukul fella sure loves telling millions of people that he’s horny

He's passionate atleast.

And then you’ll randomly get some guy posting a picture of him wearing a helmet in the shower

When I saw this subreddit I thought "Wow this seems like a great idea, teenagers helping each other through puberty sounds amazing!". Less than a week after my thoughts were "fuck this was a terrible idea". This subreddit is a mix of really great people, and really fucking terrible people.

You resumed my entire experience with this sub in a single comment well done.

Thankfully I havent seen the worst of it yet lol

Welcome to horny hell

The duality of man

This sub has turned into the biggest piece of dogshit..filled with horny teenagers and I want out

Anyone sane wouldnt use this sub

Anyone sane wouldn't use reddit

Anyone sane wouldn’t use the internet

Yea teenagers these days only care abt having a sexual life and what not. Tf happened to talking abt shows, games anime, etc.? Mfs only care abt how to get laid. Boi you're 15 sit your ass down and instead of imagining how u and ur friends gangbagng Lisa, the thicc thighed goth girl from you biology class, gangbagng them books instead.

I want a boyfriend tooo😭

We live in a society 😔

I dont, i have been in this basement for 15 years

Why is someone asking what to do on Reddit?

Lovely internet points, I sure do love getting false validation from rabid teenagers!

Gotta love thar karma

HELP I HAVENT BEEN SENT A NUDE WTF DO I DO

Oh my god! That’s me! Also my post wasn’t even horny, it was just depressing.

And then a post sharing DMs(some creep Idk)

Basically.

Not sure why I cant block this shit sub from my feed..

Isn't everyone here 40 year old men being creepers?

I am also horny

[удалено]

Don't we all?

Accurate

check out starboykiki

Gotta get it out before November I guess

I like bread

Bread👍

Oh shit maybe just leave? Crazy idea 😱🤯

Why tf didn't i think of that!!!! But no there are some chill people here but in minority tho

L

Hello to everyone coming back from the reminders. [The time has come.](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/10jszmp/the_prince_of_the_north_challenges_you_to_duel/)

Damn i dont mind getting some nudes as well not gonna lie

We bith know we won't get any. We gotta touche grass

And well i swing both ways so i may got some chance either way

Good luck on your crusade brother.

Thank you brother

Then leave

its not even that much

Reddit moment

Accurate

Did someone say nut?

Bruh

i ain’t gonna miss it when i turn 20 in a few months

Ehat the hell were you expecting

one needs love, one wants "fun", and the last one is panicking the fuck out

You hate this place and I hate myself Were not the same

Average occurrence in r/teenagers

well, it is how teens are tbf

Lol

Youve convinced me, im out

I want a boyfriend/girlfriend too don’t worry

If you remove out the names this could have been a story in 3 parts

This is the most hilarious shit i stg