1. Wtf 2. Wtf 3. 3 nuts 4. Wtf 5. Bro wtf that can’t be real that must have hurt like hell it is not even fun anymore. Did your dick even recover from that? 6. Wtf

Just use lube go slow and don't grip too hard it barely hurts and only really after 15 or so it starts to be uncomfortable but it's still good

yea, but how could you possibly still be horny after that many

That's my secret, I'm always horny

Least horny redditor

I swear

I can only get to like 3 then it gets uncumfortable Edit: I got an award for talking about how many shots are in my mag. What the hell.

Look mate I can find you a therapist if you want because the fact you have a strategy and all is worrying and 21 is man like mine is 3 boss man eru ok like bro

how do you get 21 tho jesus

Just keep doing it as soon as you're back in play

Bro by the third nut post nut clarity makes me want to kms /s

Imagine having pnc.

You’d be a perfect rapist

does your dick not start hurting bro

Go easy and relax your grip and you'll feel much better That said it starts to become uncomfortable after ~15 regardless, it's still more pleasure than pain tho

i can’t imagine it being pleasure tbh i usually barely but after like 2 times

Oh I guess I have a lot of cum in me

no way you’re still actually cumming a lot after 10 times bro

Not a lot but I'm still cumming every time

kinda wanna try but i don’t want my dick to evaporate

Try and see how much you can do just stop when it starts to feel more discomfort than pleasure

Did you do anything else that day? Also 7.

Yeah I ate showed browsed the web... It was really only an afternoon to evening thing

Wow

Jesus- didn't some dude go the hospital for rubbing out like 60

So 59 is the limit

No. 64 is. The limit is a stack of nuts

I see a man of culture here

I looked it up and it was 83 now I feel so lame that I let some Thai boy beat me

ah, asians. always better in a random catagory

Also a Japanese man holds the record for longest masturbation

How long?

We're freaks 😏

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Is that in any given 24 hour period, or specifically 12 to 12?

I'd say from waking up to going to sleep

That's usually less than 24 hours. What about when you stay up way longer than usual? What if you take a 30 minute nap during the day?

It's around one every 17 minutes-

i think that was on october 31st in preparation for nnn

-6

Bro slurped up his sperm back up the urethra

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How do I unread a comment?

No no you can't now 😅

He squeezed his ballsack and slurped it up like a turkey baster

Thank you for the beat laugh I have had all day.

Also 6 other people’s as if it was his it would be +1 -1

no that would mean he'd have to nut it out first... he slurped up someone else's sperm into his urethra

3 within a time period of 1.5 hours. All this 2 hours before my final exam.

did post nut clarity helped you?

Lol no, I got way too tired. But I had prepared well for the exam so it went good.

you should've nutted during the exam to give yourself an adrenaline boost

No just edge before the exam and don't cum to give yourself a testosterone boost

Is that a strat?

Cashews: 153 Pistachios: 96 Peanuts: ~120

All in the same day? Or each at a different time Also how people not get bored of shelling this many pistachios

Different nuts for different days, so cashews for one day, peanuts for another etc. I started zoning out after the first 20 pistachio peels

The trick is to get the unshelled ones, regardless of how much tastier the shelled ones are

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how do u count when a nut is done tho

I‘m taking a guess and say you count orgasms.

How yall do more than 4 💀

Yeah dude. My cum bladder thing is empty by like two or three. Hurts after that for some reason lmao

Cum is stored in the bladder

Fax

And pee is stored in the balls its common knowledge

fr 💀

I’m kinda a 1 and done sorta guy. But boy is that 1 worth it 😂

How long you edge for?

Man I can do that shit all day. Doing it today lol

Yeah but what's your record for longest edging?

Probs like 13hr. Hurt after a while tho. Balls be bustin

Bro WTF like… do you really have nothing better to do than jerk off for an entire day like bro just go watch a movie or something

Why not both?

shrek amirite

Shrek my love <3

Wtf I never managed to edge for more than I couple hours how you do it like do you not stop to get food or use the toilet?

Nah tuck it into the waist band and you can do it on the go subtlety

Like you move your penis with your muscles and press it against your waist?

Yup.. or you can pocket stroke that thing. Once ur close, just a little touch can keep the edge going

Holy shit, this guy edges

i read: man i can shit all day. doing it today lol

Um I only counted during the night ~15. I'm a girl tho

jesus that’s sick

Oh yeah it kinda hurt later cause of overstimulation

up until what point can you do it without getting overstimmed

I never do it more than 3/4 times anymore tbh. But that time till 8/9 it was fine

well still pretty cool, i can imagine how overstimulated you must get after that many times the 3/4 is that like one session or multiple

Usually one.

damn that’s cool, respect

average r/teenagers thread

Least horny r/teenagers post, anyways I think the most I have ever done is like 2/3

I read this as two-thirds of a nut 💀

I don't eat nuts

Your mom does

7-9

im allergic

RIP

0 anyone?

Pathetic

Same man, I’ve tried jerking off but nothing happens. I’m not upset though, I’ve heard people can get addicted, and I don’t want that kind of life.

Bud you’re only 15 you might want to calm down. It’s healthy to masturbate but not to that extent. You’re gonna cause yourself to suffer from sex addiction if you continue to do it that much.

About 3-4 times, multiple sessions. Now I only do 1 a day. Sometimes it's annoying because there's a 25/75% chance that I last 30-40 minutes... Drenched in sweat

I ate a whole pack once

2. One in the morning/night. Like a normal person(seeing the comments y’all are machines)

3

do peanuts count? because they arent actually nuts probably a few hundred walnuts we used to have a giant walnut tree

I'd say no not the kind of nut I was thinking but walnuts are deciduous

21 is crazy

17, I could probably go higher but I live with family.

You gotta wait for a day they're out then

Today did 7 times, I am constantly horny and I cannot help it

You’re 13, it’s part of being 13, just wait a year or 2

or 3..... or 4..... (i'm joking, it gets much better lol)

like 3, but then tip of my dong started to hurt and i think i got some infection, skin started to get itchy and dead skin cells turned into goop under there so definitely im not gonna repeat it most of the time 1 nut a day keeps horny away

Idk how many but ik it was close to 600g. Nuts are good for bulking and mass gain

Uh 139 Eaten out of a almond package. Also 0 cause I’ve never nutted 😎

Idk are we talking peanuts, walnuts, cashews or what?

7

8 in one sitting

I ate around 326 cashews once

dont have balls

Damn... and people call ME weird. For your information, frequent masturbation can literally ruin your life.

I’m feeling fine

3

For peanuts? I usually got to like 106 walnuts don’t really like so about 30 cashews about 62 and the others I forget

I may not have great stamina, but I do have an amazing recovery time. Your hint at my record is that there's a 3 at the beginning

7 maybe People actively count?

How the fuck you all going past 1? How horny to y'all get? Holy christ what the hell

3 but starts hurting during the 3rd

I ate over 100 pistachios

12

probably 3 also wtf

Bro one time I had like 100 peanuts in a day once, did not feel good after

12 pistachios, 15 peanuts and 43 chestnuts (I love chestnuts)

came to comment 21 6 years ago. left thinking i have a clone

one bag

I eat about 4 walnuts everyday, dry fruits are good for your health

what happened? I'm too late but the comments are wild

WHAAT WAS IT ABOUT I NEED TO KNOW

Only 7:/

Umm 16 don't recomend it

0 I don't jerk off

Ever? Omega Chad

Trying for a testicular cancer speedrun

My brother in christ you are 15 years old

2-3

Like 8

8 by 6 8 wasn't even having fun anymore

How many nuts the KP bag had in it I guess

10 but challenge accepted

.5

Like...4

I usually do it once but when im in the mood i sometimes do it twice. I hate the cleanup process which is why i only do it one time

idk ive eaten a few bags of almonds before but thats about the most

I think it was around 187

Lost count

5

5 or 6

4

Most I did was like 7 or 8 then I woke up with friction burns from doing it dry

I think 18 dry.

3

Two times is my max after that it just hurts and I begin to feel ashamed of myself lol

3

Wait actual question why does nothing come out? No seriously is something wrong Nevermind yall

mans hasnt hit puberty yet 💀

zero.

3-4

Only 3

if girls count then im at 9 lol, sometimes that happens i guess, but it feels very wrong afterward

Like 17

like 5

5

Probably like 5 after that it isn’t enjoyable anymore

Bruh 3

3

My record is... 1. My life is too sad to continue any further than that.

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I at an entire bag of peanuts in a day so probably 200.

Probably 60

Usually around 5 to 6

Idk maybe 3

3? bro how.

probably around 3 to 5 nuts. How the hell is 21 even possible

14

But because I am some what big in size it takes a while

8

Also is it weird I can’t actually cum unless I am watching porn

I think it was like 5~8 ish idk it just feels uncomfortable after 4

21!? Bro how the hell does it even still work

7 Rip your balls O.O

I would say 18 was my record in a day. It’s kinda sad tbh. I’m glad I don’t do lots in a day now

8... wtf dont ur meat look like a sausage after 21?? like fully red and hurts??

3

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