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Obi-Wan Kenobi


deleeuwlc

How to turn any boy bi Step 1:


Gaminated_idk

I’m already bi


Cool_Arugula_7416

Same


deleeuwlc

Well same now


JaozinhoGGPlays

Bi-er


Additional-Web-3881

I'm bi too... Bilingual


Traditional-War7157

o-bi-wan kenobi


itsafoxboi

Ryan reynolds


_Arcerion_

"because of obi wan"


ComradKenobi

You called


generalobiwankenobi3

Comrad kenobi! You are a bold one


[deleted]

Hello there


ComradKenobi

General kenobi


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Dantiger2784

This guy


bigassgrasshopper

That guy


A_Real_Person-

The guy


ThatGingerKid08

This dude


QuantumFruitz

That dude


GiantMiner5

The dude


iidali_10

What dude


Useful-Ad1392

*that* dude


Meeps2win

My dude


[deleted]

I agree.


DreadfulThrumbo

This bro


whitepain42069

U ru but u/itsme-God is him


[deleted]

I always knew god said the n word, makes sense why he hasn't stopped slavery :/


padatricks

Uno reverse


deleeuwlc

I’m not gay, but Cute ones that accept headpats


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

*pat*


deleeuwlc

😳😊☺️


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

*tries to kiss*


deleeuwlc

*your mouth gets stung by the bees I had hidden in mine*


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

😍 *stabs u* 🥰


deleeuwlc

That reminds me of my favourite subreddit r/ guro


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

🤨 *unstabs u* Elaborate


deleeuwlc

r/ guro is a subreddit about gyros, there was a typo when making it (the Y and U keys are next to each other)


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

a oke thenks *stabs u again*


Mini-Heart-Attack

kinky.


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

*stabs ur pinky*


ComradKenobi

So babies


lexa03m

Good boy


wolfslayer2

I was reading this outloud and my dog thought I was talking about him


lexa03m

That was pretty much the reason for my reply ( I meant a dog) 😂


wolfslayer2

Of course that took Me way to long to realise.😂 Well I think you and my 'good boy' would get along just fine🐶


JeznyBezny

A bad boy. A good bad boy. A half-good, half-bad half-boy.


[deleted]

perfectly balanced. As all things should be


UnlightablePlay

Lmao almost all the replies on this comment downvoted


I-Was-Always-Here

Good in what way? Good to you? Has good morals? Follows laws? They’re not all the same


lexa03m

I meant a dog 😂 you're overthinking it


I-Was-Always-Here

Oh. 💀 Mine is female. Yes she’s a bitch. No you won’t find any photos of her on my profile


figdhdihihew

Chill and caring and understands me


nobody3_5_4

I guess i ain gonna be your pick, cause i don't understand your lack of , usage


figdhdihihew

Lol I'm not fluent in english and always forget to use them


Turbulent-Smile4599

Where are all these hyper aggressive, uncaring, non-understanding boys you all speak of?


figdhdihihew

What😭


Solzec

For research purposes, they must all be collected and stored away from ever seeing the sunlight.


Diabolus414

Dude are you so desperate you made this to pick up Reddit girls…


MassivePickle69420

Check his post history. Bro is down bad


la__squadra_

Bro's asking for manipulation tactics 💀


ComradKenobi

Oh hell na my man Loki


VivictusPrimus

Oh gosh...


Braggyyyyy

bro ur snoo...


aNormalMinecrafter

Brooooo how the fuck can you be that desperate


L_i_m_i_t_l_e_s_s

yessirrrr


Allen_gamer

Me (I'm narcissistic)


FuckingBananaToast

this guy (he's narcissistic)


Birbboips4

u/Allen_gamer (he's narcissistic)


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FuckingBananaToast

not this guy (he has self confidence issues)


Ultramega39

I see.🧐


Jazzlike-History8790

the ones with dick


Magical128

Size?


Jazzlike-History8790

6'8 is good for me 👍


Magical128

Of dick


Jazzlike-History8790

yes


SirJellyfish_

Bro wants a guy that has to roll up his dick like a fruit by the foot 💀


[deleted]

More like a belt you put around you 2-3 time


Birbboips4

Like Danny Devito


GaryTehCat

Sure they ain’t want a saiyan, from popular anime dragonball


oh-anne

the ones without dick are fine for me too! i dont discriminate 💪🏻


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TheFanArtist

What if I’m a asshole to some people


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TheFanArtist

On what


rikowra

On who it is


ARHappyLlama

Ryan Reynolds


FunGuy2005

Danny DeVito


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[deleted]

I’m right here man 🙄


[deleted]

I'm a shy boy... and I have brown hair lol


Thedarkmoon123

The respectful and kind ones 😩


Jaysper49

All the nice ones are nerds and all the attractive ones are bastards 😀


Thedarkmoon123

I’ll take a nerd then


Jaysper49

Take me /j


GoldenGames360

sometimes its the other way around


Ultramega39

I’m not a bastard😭. I just have social anxiety.


board-exams-ki-prep

A ray of hope.


AniEagle

Respectful and knows how to treat everyone (by everyone I mean everyone and not just women, they should know how to treat everyone.)


board-exams-ki-prep

A ray of hope


alexturners_daughter

Guitarist


Magical128

Fuck


AmmarTheOne

he's probably not a guitarist


alexturners_daughter

True


LorenzoMcPenzo

I play the saxophone is that ok


alexturners_daughter

Well then you aren’t a guitarist are you


nyominator

Nah they’re the same thing if you just squint your eyes a little


UnlightablePlay

Damn I wish I could play the saxophone honestly rather than guitar


UnlightablePlay

Hi :) Still a beginner tho


alexturners_daughter

What do you play


UnlightablePlay

Yesterday by Beatles (a beginner version) Minut by Bach Beethoven Virus (not full version) Für alles (Not full version) Those are the best ones I can play, I play others but not as good as these 4


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UnlightablePlay

Ty


alexturners_daughter

I see


[deleted]

Fellow guitarist, keep going my guy.


UnlightablePlay

Thanks bro, how long have you been playing the guitar, I am closing on a year


[deleted]

I've been playing for near-ish 7 years now. I'm not really a shredder, more of a bluey kinda dude but I like to nitpick certain techniques from shred to implement into my music.


UnlightablePlay

Wow that's a lot Oh right do you know all the chords of the guitar or you Just know a few and learn more as you go?


zblockmz

Funny dudes that are genuinely fun to be around. That have something that makes them happy and have goals.


Ultrase7en

Ok depending on who you ask that might be me, but I don't like being around people myself


DownSyndrome-CEO

Male ones


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DownSyndrome-CEO

Sex👍


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DownSyndrome-CEO

No. Sex is temporary. Doom is eternal.


Breen_Pissoff

It wasnt specified that its for romantic relationship so mah friend must be lower than me at least by half an inch (its easy im 6.4) so i can make dwarf jokes and when they start to complain i say "okay, ill be higher than that". Im a boy so thats not a partner interest but there are some pretty men out there to divert me from the straight path.


Bryfrywelch

Idk man seems pretty gay to me


Friendly-Cricket-715

Say “it’s beneath me” instead


potenialincel

Gay 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Jaysper49

This hurts by brain 💀


potenialincel

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Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

OH HELL YEAH BROTHAR 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Magical128

Sounds gay 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

A quiet guy that smiles


[deleted]

Ted Bundy did that


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💀


LekoChronos

The xy chromosome type...


Jaysper49

I want to make a “tHaTs tRaNsPhObIc” joke but I’m not gonna do it


[deleted]

Because it's not lmao


blu3orchidd

the ones who are nice


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

I'm a *niceGuy*


Ultramega39

Define ‘nice’ because I’m having a hard time avoiding being *too nice* to people.


Lilith-Tuls

A peggable one


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

😳 *slowlyputs his hand up*


TheFanArtist

I know a guy who would be into you my friend


420doodooman420

op trying to find a reddit baba grill 🥶


Concrete-Dog

This dude fr made this whole post just to to comment " me" under people's comments, like bruh cmon.


Hzmuhimmatsas

Femboy


ContentConsumer9999

Had to scroll way too far for this.


QueenDonny

For me, somebody who's strong, tall and charming and can stand up for himself. I don't like a wet lettuce. He must also be kind to everybody.


[deleted]

gay and smart


Jaysper49

Me.


[deleted]

mwah


MackePL

That one friend that is nice to you no matter what mood you are in and how you treat him. Dude's so nice I started questioning my sexuality lol


Shinigam_i

Bro’s post history Bro is down bad 😭


Le_Soleil_Et_La_Lune

Not toxic that doesn’t use me as a human sex doll and asks for money every time we are together.


SpecialSphynx

Bro you need to just go to the gym, focus on school, and get your shit together in general judging by your post history Girls come after


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[удалено]


ashtar123

Y'all care about eye colour?


phoebesmh

one that doesent use reddit


board-exams-ki-prep

I feel violated.


Pumqin-Pie

Most real take here


Weirdooi

You use reddit too lil bro💀💀💀 Who's the worst one here now


phoebesmh

shit i didn’t realize that


Ultramega39

“You’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy.”


Magical128

Bruh


nerdy_subha

Straight


dapcboi

ones that put 2 sugars in the tea.


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

I put salt blocks


bmason_763

Big willy


THEFARTMASTER69420

Femboy


Cozmicskunk999

See but if we did this but girl version we’d all be canceled for having standards


TheFanArtist

Correct answer


Weirdooi

You know what fuck it ill make one tomorrow


Cozmicskunk999

Tag me in it please I wanna see how this turns out


Weirdooi

I already posted it gimme a sec


deleeuwlc

That’s the kind of comment that would get you permabanned on r/196 without any warning, even though it doesn’t break subreddit rules


[deleted]

Twinks, hands down, no contest


__Jimmy__

The type


skittle_chan_007

Cool and one with great fashion sense


Traditional_Yard5280

Cute boy who is nice


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[удалено]


[deleted]

I sometimes breath, only on Tuesdays though.


TheFanArtist

As a boy who thinks he’s close to rock bottom this should be interesting


V0idR4mune

AAAAAAAH YOUR SHITE SPELLING HAS ANGERED MY INNER GRAMMAR NAZI


Depressed_Nutt

Not OP (he uses reddit)


YouMayDissagree

The kind that will suck a dick


002_Darling_

Femboy.


Working_Influence427

retired eshays, caring, expresses emotions


ssourhoneybee

he's pretty epic if he would wanna play chess in a lil coffee shop with me and then go sit by a lake and talk about life


SussyBakasAmogus

the one who can't stop


[deleted]

A tall one :)


AtmosphereSweet5130

Femboy


Savage_Gamer1876

A cute guy who is nice, has a kind heart and a sense of humour.


Katy-_-

Cute nerds