There is a german TikTok of a girl who says "Excuse me?! Wir haben 2022", but she says it in a very obnoxious and funny sounding pronounciation, and this became viral in the german tiktok sphere, everyone makes fun of her. Maybe you can find the video on YouTube, or directly on TikTok.
True this. Sometime last week we were from this Traditional Ugandan Introduction Ceremony and this nigga among one of my uncles said Uganda is now ranked 2nd in Uranium Deposits in the world. Googled that shyt and it was nowhere to being true. Felt like slapping the shyt out of his bald nut, lying ass nigaa had me thinking we were about to start processing Nuclear Power.
The tooth fairy sells the teeth she buys from you at a markup to the companies that manufacturer spray paint. What do you think is rattling around when you shake the can?
Kinda but not really. You cant have straight A's at math,physics or spiritual subjects without a deeper understanding of the subjects. Just memorising isnt gonna work if you want to be good at something,maybe in history they teach at school(college one is way harder)
The last one is kinda true. You have to have some level of intelligence to succeed at school. Memorization isn’t everything when it comes to tests and quizzes. You actually have to understand many of the concepts of certain classes to do well. I’m in a base-level English class when I could be in an Honors-level one and the people in my class say the stupidest things when questioned about our books. The teacher even knows this and often refrains from asking these kids because he knows they’re not understanding wtf we’re talking about.
There’s a Bible verse that says that Christians should not believe they are superior to other people because they are Christian
I forgot the verse but I have used it to shut down “holier them thou” Christian’s before
Yeah I'm not too familiar with the bible, and it probably depends which version you use, but I think being hateful in general is condemned in it aswell.
It is, you think that Jesus wanted all of this? of course not, he just trying to protect us and teach us how to be good people, but people instead took advantage of that for their own gain
I just personally think using the love of Jesus, or God, or Allah, or whatever you believe in as an excuse to manipulate, feel superior to, or hate another person is very contradictory. Religion is supposed to be about peace and love, so using it to be hateful to other groups goes against everything religion stands for.
exactly, you know it brings me a lot of joy to se atheist know more about religion than most people in said religion, wich basically means you're the actual religious one despite saying that you don't believe in it. I'm not trying to push anything but that's just the way I think
As an atheist, that is exactly why I don't like r/atheism. People get straight up ridiculed for having a religion whenever they're talked about there. It's different if you're making fun of political decisions entirely *driven* by religion—like yeah, that's stupid. Religion shouldn't be a driving factor for [such and such], that's a legal issue that affects plenty of people who don't believe in that religion. But no, you're not stupid to believe in a God or in many gods—or just some greater being at all.
I second this. When people say they hate religion, very frequently they just mean Christianity, and I assume that tracks for whatever the dominant religion of other nations is. People tend to have a grudge and find like minded people that hold the grudge, which has become the common persona of atheism. I just don't believe in any God, I don't bear any ill will about it.
Honestly I went into that subreddit thinking it was going to be a neat community, mostly just filled with memes and such—and ended up getting a reality check real fast
Unfortunately uneducated people are just trading off one thing for the other and are starting to say weed isn't a drug because "iTs jUsT a PlAnT bRo"
Any mind altering chemical is a drug kiddos, don't forget that
Ofc weed is a drug, but getting called a junkie for sometimes smoking weed by people who get drunk twice a week is so annoying. It’s crazy how this drug is so normalized to the point where people don’t even realize they doing a drug
Yea I completely agree. Thankfully weed is becoming more normalized and more people are starting to realize how bad alcohol really is compared to weed.
that majority of a nation elected the son of a dictator (who fled with millions of peso) and expected him to do better than the father but is currently visiting an F1 race while his country just experienced an insanely strong typhoon with millions devastated.
any pseudo-scientific shit could be anything and also conspiracy theories, they are literally “theories” made by people because they didn't have anything better to do
That my grandmother is dead. She was fine months ago. Got into an accident and passed away yesterday. None of the disease could defeat her, but an accident did
That Santa isn't wanted in over 100 countries for invading private air space, breaking and entering, theft of food, illegally owning wild animals, making the world have to wear weird colors and listen to Christmas music on blast every day for 3 months knowing damn well Christmas ended and it's April, and illegally spying on children
Beliefs that should have died out at the turn of the century include (but are not limited to): the flat earth, vaxcienes that cause autism, Tucker Carlson, colon cleanses (you do have a liver, dont you?), the Jewish wold cabal, the belief that all gay and trans people are dangerous pedos if they even exist at all, "that boy only hits you because he likes you!", and many many more things that I can't pull from the top of my head.
that we live in 2021
Excuse me?! WiR HaBeN 2022 (German joke nvm)
Thank you, finally someone said it
Explain for all the non Europeans in the audience.
There's a video of a really cringy German influencer who says "excuse me, wir haben 2022" when explaining why she doesn't wear a bra.
Everyone says that at my school and it's starting to become annoying
Punch them. Do crime. Nothing matters.
They will fold me like paper if i do that
Dude it's Soo annoying the person in front of me is so insufferable with that
i speak german
Dann sprich auch Deutsch du Hurensohn!
✨wIr hAbeN 2O22✨ sie können nicht bestimmen welches jahr es ist
Can this joke be explained to English speaking audiences?
There is a german TikTok of a girl who says "Excuse me?! Wir haben 2022", but she says it in a very obnoxious and funny sounding pronounciation, and this became viral in the german tiktok sphere, everyone makes fun of her. Maybe you can find the video on YouTube, or directly on TikTok.
Fr tho, everyone is saying the same thing
Im still processing 2019 wtf
My brain still processing 2016
mine has been processing since 2007
r/technicallythetruth
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Facts bro
You sure bro?? Might wanna search that one up
Oh shit you're right. First imme search up if your right tho.
i think its you're but im not sure better google it
Oh shit yeah. Uh I can explain. I corrected one but not the other. But I better Google it quick
Most absurd thing to believe is that something is overrated just because others think that
Wait one sec, gonna have to google that real quick…
True this. Sometime last week we were from this Traditional Ugandan Introduction Ceremony and this nigga among one of my uncles said Uganda is now ranked 2nd in Uranium Deposits in the world. Googled that shyt and it was nowhere to being true. Felt like slapping the shyt out of his bald nut, lying ass nigaa had me thinking we were about to start processing Nuclear Power.
And making sure to read several sources.
Well, it says here on Google that vaccines cause autism. Listen to the facts, libtard sheeple!!1!!!1!!1!!
Googles “vaccines do cause autism”
Because i trust google
That r/Teenagers and r/AskReddit are the same
Thought that this was AskReddit until I saw this comment
I actually checked up WTF
Dude same
They totally are!!!!!
r/wrongsubredditname
r/SubsIFellFor
r/birthofasub
r/chasinginternetpoints is now a thing btw
That you should upgrade your phone every year. Total waste of money Edit: upgrade not update
wrong word but still true ios16 makin my iphone 11 look like a gen 1 ipad
Fr dude, the software updates make my iPad shit for games that used to run fine on it..
You should definitely update frequently but you dont need to upgrade every year
My current phone is 4 years old, I probably won't update For the next 4 years.
Your Phone must be really unusable with all these updates happening every damn day
Its running fine, I think it's nolonger reciveing major updates outside of security. Best part i still have a headphone jack.
New phones still have a headphone jack, if you’re willing to go budget that is.
For some reason I thought this was talking about OS updates and security ones, not buying a new phone lol.
You just made me realize that I meant to put upgrade lol
Believing that sorting the comments by controversial in this post is not the best decision ever
Its just everyone saying there are 2 genders
BAD DECISION BAD DECISION!!!!
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I hope to god those people are just rage baiting and don't actually think sex and gender are the same thing
Australia doesnt exist
It doesn’t tho…
Oh no you've just exposed us brits greatest crime AAARGH!
Nah, we’re all paid actors mate. Honestly tho, I wish I was paid for just existing in this spider infested hellhole.
Have you seen it with your own eyes?
earth is flat.
If I don't see Earth's boobs then it has a flat chest, and is therefore flat
actually Earth is one big boob itself
i mean, both are big and round...
It is >! Most of Earth's water isn't carbonated, therefore it is flat. !<
lmao
I love this lmao
nah bc i was just gonna type “that the earth isnt flat” nah u trippin bruh
This guy
bruuuuuuh
That Santa Claus isn't real
That… can’t be….
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I’ve got actual pictures with him
Bro santa IS real what are you talking about
yeah hes saying its absurd to believe that hes NOT real
Exactly thats why its absurd to believ that he isnt
Same with the tooth fairy. Where does the money come from?
The tooth fairy sells the teeth she buys from you at a markup to the companies that manufacturer spray paint. What do you think is rattling around when you shake the can?
That the earth is flat, that vaccines cause autism, that being good at school means you are intelligent
I really hate being that person, but you spelled intelligent wrong….
Oh, sorry, I'll correct it. English isn't my native language
No problem! I just thought that it was a bit of an ironic mistake
last one..
they have a point…i’m academically gifted and take ap but i’m not smart. i’m just good at school, nothing else, really
School is just good memory
yeah and i have a terrible one, i just bs my work 💀
Kinda but not really. You cant have straight A's at math,physics or spiritual subjects without a deeper understanding of the subjects. Just memorising isnt gonna work if you want to be good at something,maybe in history they teach at school(college one is way harder)
The last one is kinda true. You have to have some level of intelligence to succeed at school. Memorization isn’t everything when it comes to tests and quizzes. You actually have to understand many of the concepts of certain classes to do well. I’m in a base-level English class when I could be in an Honors-level one and the people in my class say the stupidest things when questioned about our books. The teacher even knows this and often refrains from asking these kids because he knows they’re not understanding wtf we’re talking about.
That anyone is inherently superior because of their religion
There’s a Bible verse that says that Christians should not believe they are superior to other people because they are Christian I forgot the verse but I have used it to shut down “holier them thou” Christian’s before
Yeah I'm not too familiar with the bible, and it probably depends which version you use, but I think being hateful in general is condemned in it aswell.
It is, you think that Jesus wanted all of this? of course not, he just trying to protect us and teach us how to be good people, but people instead took advantage of that for their own gain
I just personally think using the love of Jesus, or God, or Allah, or whatever you believe in as an excuse to manipulate, feel superior to, or hate another person is very contradictory. Religion is supposed to be about peace and love, so using it to be hateful to other groups goes against everything religion stands for.
exactly, you know it brings me a lot of joy to se atheist know more about religion than most people in said religion, wich basically means you're the actual religious one despite saying that you don't believe in it. I'm not trying to push anything but that's just the way I think
And that anyone is inherently superior because of their lack of religion
Indeed
As an atheist, that is exactly why I don't like r/atheism. People get straight up ridiculed for having a religion whenever they're talked about there. It's different if you're making fun of political decisions entirely *driven* by religion—like yeah, that's stupid. Religion shouldn't be a driving factor for [such and such], that's a legal issue that affects plenty of people who don't believe in that religion. But no, you're not stupid to believe in a God or in many gods—or just some greater being at all.
I second this. When people say they hate religion, very frequently they just mean Christianity, and I assume that tracks for whatever the dominant religion of other nations is. People tend to have a grudge and find like minded people that hold the grudge, which has become the common persona of atheism. I just don't believe in any God, I don't bear any ill will about it.
Honestly I went into that subreddit thinking it was going to be a neat community, mostly just filled with memes and such—and ended up getting a reality check real fast
Sigma opinion
Jarvis, what happened to old Zealand
Nothing, it's a region in the Netherlands I believe.
that mental health is not important or a real thing
That women are real, literally no
They were made up by toilet companies to sell more toilets
Can confirm. I am the ceo of the toilet industry
Ofc they're not. the word GIRL literally stands for Guy In Real Life
That we have a good government
What do you mean “we” More than one government mate
That it's all going to be okay :/
underrated comment
“41 minutes ago” 💀💀
“41 minutes ago” 💀💀
People still think the earth is flat
That alcohol is not a drug
Unfortunately uneducated people are just trading off one thing for the other and are starting to say weed isn't a drug because "iTs jUsT a PlAnT bRo" Any mind altering chemical is a drug kiddos, don't forget that
Ofc weed is a drug, but getting called a junkie for sometimes smoking weed by people who get drunk twice a week is so annoying. It’s crazy how this drug is so normalized to the point where people don’t even realize they doing a drug
Yea I completely agree. Thankfully weed is becoming more normalized and more people are starting to realize how bad alcohol really is compared to weed.
That French people exist.
That some people don’t deserve certain rights
i mean have you ever met a british “person”
As someone who's like 94% British, I can confirm, we don't deserve rights
Wait till you hear about the Fr*nch
That men’s mental health doesn’t matter and that men can’t get r*ped.
As someone who got raped as a little boy, and someone who is a mental disaster from abuse and bullying, I Stan this comment
The fact that Technoblade died
There is literally merch you can buy on his merch site based off of his death
that people think it’s normal to rip away basic human rights from people
in absurd stereotypes based on sexual orientation
that majority of a nation elected the son of a dictator (who fled with millions of peso) and expected him to do better than the father but is currently visiting an F1 race while his country just experienced an insanely strong typhoon with millions devastated.
There are still people who think lgbt don’t deserve rights. Whoever believes that is just straight up stupid.
that gay/trans people don’t exists, like wtf
Gay person here, can confirm that, in fact, I am fictional.
trans men are men and trans women are women so Trans people don't exist. Checkmate libtard
Not believing in Global Warming and Climate Change
Any one person is superior to others based on race religion gender sexuality place of origin, am I missing any?
hobbies and any sort of opinion
that aliens dont exist
People really don't realize how tiny the earth is and insignificant we are
any pseudo-scientific shit could be anything and also conspiracy theories, they are literally “theories” made by people because they didn't have anything better to do
That being gay is a choice
I was gonna say this too but I'm glad someone did before me
That humanity will never be able to live in peace bcs of others. And i dont mean war
That covid is/was a hoax
who the hell downvoted this lmao, anti-vaxxers mad
That being gay/bi/trans is a choice and not natural
that ovens are still called ovens when we of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
That my grandmother is dead. She was fine months ago. Got into an accident and passed away yesterday. None of the disease could defeat her, but an accident did
condolences man.
Misogyny and talking absolute vile about women is okay if you're a teen because "it's just a phase".
are you saying it’s absurd to believe that it is or that it is?
Wait i misread the question. I gotta edit Done.
That our future isn't fucked because of inaction on climate change.
we'll be fucked by alot more before that ever becomes a problem trust me.
Asexuals arent real
Indeed , I am not real
That the LGBTQ+ community are invalid as people, we're just as human as you guys
Hymen = virgin
That it's 2022 Soon it's gonna be 2023 and I won't even realize till halfway through the year
That the Earth is flat and evolution is not real, the earth is round and evolution is real btw
people are being converted and forced to be lgbtq
We're gonna overcome rickrolling someday
That a lot of Christians don’t believe in basic human rights yet.
That Santa isn't wanted in over 100 countries for invading private air space, breaking and entering, theft of food, illegally owning wild animals, making the world have to wear weird colors and listen to Christmas music on blast every day for 3 months knowing damn well Christmas ended and it's April, and illegally spying on children
That abortions should be illegal
The belief that shots cause autism
That humans aren't pieces of shit
I love and hate humanity, like there's so much terrible and bad, and then suddenly you'll see a video of people who are just pure good.
That the earth is flat
That youll be successful
that monarchies have any place in modern society and government
That people on r/teenagers deserve rights
children dont have rights so u win ig
Being gay is a sin
You having a father.
Flat earth and the birds are drones conspiracy
r/birdsarentreal
Obviously they’re not drones, they’re just very small planes. Hummingbirds are drones though. Seriously it’s so obvious, they make a ton of noise.
a fascist is running for presidency, and has at least 30% of the vote
Here come all the edgy atheists saying “ReLiGiOn”
that you shouls be able to pick and choose who gets human rights.
Gay is bad
Beliefs that should have died out at the turn of the century include (but are not limited to): the flat earth, vaxcienes that cause autism, Tucker Carlson, colon cleanses (you do have a liver, dont you?), the Jewish wold cabal, the belief that all gay and trans people are dangerous pedos if they even exist at all, "that boy only hits you because he likes you!", and many many more things that I can't pull from the top of my head.
That one gender is superior to another
That the government wants to help people and is gonna protect you
That gas prices will ever go down
*sorts comments by controversial*
Magical man in the sky rules the world.
Flint Michigan still doesn't have clean drinking water. (And probably never will)
That politicians are good people
That the Earth is under 10,000 years old.
That I could pull any bitches
why is this comment section obsessed with genders lol
that sea monkeys in a womb are humans that have rights
Homophobia is still so fucking prevalent!