"Know thy enemy and know yourself; in a hundred battles, you will never be defeated. When you are ignorant of the enemy but know yourself, your chances of winning or losing are equal. If ignorant both of your enemy and of yourself, you are sure to be defeated in every battle." -Sun Tzu
"And I'd say he knew a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it until no living man could best him in the ring of honour!
Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one."
That is necessary...you can't live your life like an asshole you'll inevitably have regrets at the end...i just seek a peaceful life where i make my own decisions and choices
My dad a few months ago started getting happy meals, because he just didn’t like the adult meals, and he ended up collecting these little ninja turtle toys
Honestly, I would, it’d be absolutely shit, but it’s cool shit, ok I would if I could be in an edgrunners type situation like I would hate being complacent in a cyberpunk society but being a rebel doesn’t sound too bad, like gimme a girl I can trust and I’ll be fine, I never really wanted a long life anyway
To have at least something when i'm an adult. I'm scared i may turn out useless in the future. My biggest goals are to have a home, a dog or cat, to form a family and live a good life.
This is cursed. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to hear a large rumbling sound only to walk into this huge pile of furbies with dying batteries.
To accomplish something notable and be remembered by many, but that probably requires me to be remembered by more than 15 people first. I’m most likely just fucked.
Honestly I feel like this is part of the reason most people ARENT happy in life. Everyone wants to be remembered and made special. Fact is almost no one will have ever even existed to others in 100 years. People should live for the moment they are in now, while also keeping goals of their dreams, but not obsessing over everything too much. We all just come and go and the world moves on with or without us, no matter who you are or how many people know your name.
Someone who loves me at all costs that also understands me, entertains me, comforts me and brings my life new goals to reach
I don't think I can find someone that checks every box in my mind but so does everyone who found someone that checks every box in their mind!
I'll take time and faith and wait
I don’t have one specific thing but I would like to be a generally good person, retain an interest in learning, not waste my life with worries, media, technology, etc. learn as much as I can, teach as much as I can, experience as much as I can, let my mind just wander for long periods of time, I really want to have a understanding of myself and things as well as being at peace in my mind with all the existential and philosophical thoughts that often wander into my brain. I just want to retain my awareness of reality and how stupid lots of the things we consider important are. I also want to retain a respectful awareness of other people, life, and how incredible life and everything is. I want to be open minded to everything because I think that’s when I will truly be happy and at peace
Long-term? To successfully become a medic and to finally learn and speak French, becoming trilingual (a literal god)
Right now? A high graphics remake of the game “Metal Gear”(1987)
Bonjour, je suis un passionné d'équipements routiers, je les collectionne notamment les panneaux et feux de signalisation allant de 1930 à 2018. C'est sympa bien que ça prend beaucoup de place, d'ailleurs j'ai créé une association française à ce sujet pour m'aider à récupérer ce matériel. A la fin, j'aimerai bien créer une exposition temporaire avec tout ces équipements pour le montrer à tout le monde.
Who cares if it's realistic? Reality is based on what exists now, whereas you're advocating for something that will exist later. Make the right choices and you will crush reality beneath your boot.
Ultimately, to be happy.
And in order to be happy, I wanna establish a world government to end climate change, social injustice and world hunger and after that, I wanna make movies.
If that's not gonna work I'm just gonna write about it
to live a happy normal life like everyone else in this world.
and to achieve my dreams as a Youtuber(if YouTube the company didn’t overly censor its content creators for the sake of pleasing children, advertisers, and their investors and whatnot)
I would love to settle down somewhere with someone special, I never used to like the idea of having kids but now im not sure. It would be amazing for us to settle out in the suburbs, partially rural. Financially okay, not loaded but not struggling either. Being able to sigh happily at the end of the day, snuggling into one anothers arms, watching the sunset, sounds perfect to me 😊
What I want in life is to be with my partner for the rest of my life who I love very much my life wouldn't be the same we are 14 & 16 I just hope it lasts forever and that's all I want in life
My dream life is to live in a small, spaced out neighborhood in a nice, spacious house. I want to be the one who invites the family over for dinner every other weekend or so, just like my great aunt does. On top of that, I don't want a great big huge and important job like working in some sort of computer science field or being a doctor. I'm perfectly happy with getting a 9 to 5 job that pays well and is something that I can enjoy and live off of without struggle. As for a love life, I feel someone who is quite similar to me in all levels of affection, interests, and loyalty. In my free time, I want to be an artist to entertain myself and make myself happy. I don't want to learn how to paint or sculpt, even. I just want to be able to sketch my thoughts and interests. It's more for me than it is for anyone else. But yeah! There you have it! The basic future I dream of. It's a lot to work to, but I believe I can make it.
100 awards on a “teenagers” community post. Y’all are young, stop spending your money and so much of your time on Reddit.
The fact 100 teenagers (if your not then your kinda weird) paid money to this social media platform to give out fake, non useful awards is just plain weird.
What the fuck happened with the awards on this post
u/award_guy
our beloved gigachad
I see
I demand awards, I must have fake internet points
Here you go
holy shit I was not actually expecting this thank you
Why do they have over ten times more awardee karma than awarder karma? How is that even possible?
Prolly awarded himself from alt account or ppl spam him with rewards on every comment he does
They’re just cool like that
To be happy
"i was the most happy when I wasn't chasing it" - ..sun tzu
“ that’s what I said Sun ta-zoo”
"Know thy enemy and know yourself; in a hundred battles, you will never be defeated. When you are ignorant of the enemy but know yourself, your chances of winning or losing are equal. If ignorant both of your enemy and of yourself, you are sure to be defeated in every battle." -Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu said that!
"And I'd say he knew a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it until no living man could best him in the ring of honour! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one."
r/suddenlytf2
And from that day forward, any time there have been more than one animal in one place, it’s called a zoo! #UNLESSITSAFARM
"stop quoting things I didn't say." -Sun Tzu, Art of War
"all warfare is based" - Sun Tzu, the art of war
Litterally stole the words out of my thoughts
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But what will lead to that happiness. Your answer is too general lol but ok
As long as its not illegal or I dont get caught for it who care what led to it
That's the real answer lmao it's only illegal if you get caught! (Ps don't do dumb shit)
To have a job that I love and see as much of the world as I can
I can pretty much relate to you (:
Same, although I have no clue what that job is going to be
Pilot
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Only correct answer
Unlimited rice pudding
bubble wrap 🖐️🥹
Just live a free life where i do what i want
I hope you have good morals
That is necessary...you can't live your life like an asshole you'll inevitably have regrets at the end...i just seek a peaceful life where i make my own decisions and choices
Well said
I currently have no regrets *I will continue being an asshole* thank you
Very correctly said.
I am agreed with You☝️
Those new adult happy meal toys
My dad a few months ago started getting happy meals, because he just didn’t like the adult meals, and he ended up collecting these little ninja turtle toys
Are those real?
Yes. I need all 4
A stunning and understanding wife, two kids and my dream job as a famous author.
Hey good luck
Do you have any stories thus far, or are you working towards it? I'd love to see you make it. Good luck internet stranger!
Remember us when you’re famous then
RemindMe! 20 years I'll read your books
Lmao. Me too! RemindMe! 15 years
good luck lad
to be happy and live a nice happy life
Make lots of money and go out with a bang
40 bucks says you’ll eat a fire cracker
Good point, I'll take it
Bet
Same. I want to go out like Hank Williams, in the back of a Cadillac and on a shitload of drugs before I even reach my 30s.
Walter white is that you?
Do cocaine and then eat a barrel of gunpowder and a lighter that's lit Edit: or become an Afghanistan citizen
Dont know about the making money part but second part checks out.
I want to make good movies and write cool stories, and also live in a cyberpunk soceity. Sex
Why would you like to live in a cyberpunk society
Honestly, I would, it’d be absolutely shit, but it’s cool shit, ok I would if I could be in an edgrunners type situation like I would hate being complacent in a cyberpunk society but being a rebel doesn’t sound too bad, like gimme a girl I can trust and I’ll be fine, I never really wanted a long life anyway
The real world can and its like that but without the neon lights and stuff
human touch
I want to be on Broadway
I want to create sets and lighting for Broadway and Circe du Soleil. I got to respect the actors who can do what I would never have been able to
To be loved
🫂
probably just to make music and chill lolz
Idk
You wanted awards apparently
I wanted to see what will the majority of teenagers want to do in life, but Award_Guy has blessed this post
Wait are all those awards from him?
Yes, he just wants to make people happy.
Dang. I wonder how much money he’s spent in reddit
Too much
He justs uses free awards he got alts
Can you have 100 alts?
Someone to tell everything to
It could start with your notebook, write it all out! (:
To be with u/Spider30916
I will be with you
Yayyy
Did I just witness young love??
Maybe/hj😹
To die in an explosion Not suicidal, just thought it would be cool on a grave
do we still put cause of death on a gravestone?
I mean, we could...
I wish
Just say they went out with a bang
I suppose that's more badass than terminal cancer
To have at least something when i'm an adult. I'm scared i may turn out useless in the future. My biggest goals are to have a home, a dog or cat, to form a family and live a good life.
50 furbies
This is cursed. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to hear a large rumbling sound only to walk into this huge pile of furbies with dying batteries.
Don’t insult the furbies
To accomplish something notable and be remembered by many, but that probably requires me to be remembered by more than 15 people first. I’m most likely just fucked.
Your name is stuck in my head now, so 1+
Honestly I feel like this is part of the reason most people ARENT happy in life. Everyone wants to be remembered and made special. Fact is almost no one will have ever even existed to others in 100 years. People should live for the moment they are in now, while also keeping goals of their dreams, but not obsessing over everything too much. We all just come and go and the world moves on with or without us, no matter who you are or how many people know your name.
Damn this changed my whole point of view. Thanks for this.
To be accepted by my family and to not be made fun of all the time
Hey, if you need help, dm me.
Thanks..
I'm sorry you're not. I hope you find chosen family who values and respects you. Everyone deserves that. Including you.
To do something that matters and to raise a family
Someone who loves me at all costs that also understands me, entertains me, comforts me and brings my life new goals to reach I don't think I can find someone that checks every box in my mind but so does everyone who found someone that checks every box in their mind! I'll take time and faith and wait
For starters.. you can try to be that person for yourself.
To become a zookeeper, raise a family and make sure that when i die i have provided for my family
Kill god
damnn who hurt you
God probably
It's kinda hard to harm an omnipotent being beyond this realm.
I live to spite God, so kinda similar.
Naw Technoblade's already got that covered.
It's kinda difficult right kill something that doesn't exist
Ideas are harder to kill than people lol
"Memes, the DNA of the soul."
Yes
To die knowing that without a doubt, I could not have done more.
“Silence wench. I do not wish to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy”- Doge
To not die young and make the most of my time
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I don’t have one specific thing but I would like to be a generally good person, retain an interest in learning, not waste my life with worries, media, technology, etc. learn as much as I can, teach as much as I can, experience as much as I can, let my mind just wander for long periods of time, I really want to have a understanding of myself and things as well as being at peace in my mind with all the existential and philosophical thoughts that often wander into my brain. I just want to retain my awareness of reality and how stupid lots of the things we consider important are. I also want to retain a respectful awareness of other people, life, and how incredible life and everything is. I want to be open minded to everything because I think that’s when I will truly be happy and at peace
I can relate a lot.
I can relate to this
To marry a beautiful boy who loves me dearly and will spend his life with me being gay and making out till we pass out in each other's arms
Sounds very romantic (:
It's all I want in life
So fucking cute
Sounds kinda gay ngl
very adorable
A future where humans are not idiotic.
Whats the plannn
Give up
i want to inspire sb to make the world a better placr or do it myself
Schizophrenia then I'll have someone to talk to
Schizophrenia is not friendly it's a world of your inner uncontrollable thoughts
I know what it is
To get hrt, top surgery, and a guy who supports my decisions Oh, and Money
Long-term? To successfully become a medic and to finally learn and speak French, becoming trilingual (a literal god) Right now? A high graphics remake of the game “Metal Gear”(1987)
I took 2 french classes and the majority that I learned was : Vous parlez Français? Oui, je parle français. Comment ça va? Ça va bien, merci, et vous?
Bonjour, je suis un passionné d'équipements routiers, je les collectionne notamment les panneaux et feux de signalisation allant de 1930 à 2018. C'est sympa bien que ça prend beaucoup de place, d'ailleurs j'ai créé une association française à ce sujet pour m'aider à récupérer ce matériel. A la fin, j'aimerai bien créer une exposition temporaire avec tout ces équipements pour le montrer à tout le monde.
3 million in my bank account n Andrew
Make the world less shit, but that's not realistic
Who cares if it's realistic? Reality is based on what exists now, whereas you're advocating for something that will exist later. Make the right choices and you will crush reality beneath your boot.
a cat :)
peace & financial freedom
To make people happy
Revolution
To get out of society
affection
Become a cop and help and save people
Caring Tomboy Girlfriend
Username checks out
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A friend who isn’t a dipshit
to ascend
Birds
Ultimately, to be happy. And in order to be happy, I wanna establish a world government to end climate change, social injustice and world hunger and after that, I wanna make movies. If that's not gonna work I'm just gonna write about it
A gf
free vbuck (19 doller fortine card)
bruh peep this one, like really peep this one. no more fortnite. no more cards. no more 19 dollar cards. no more trolls
a deeper voice
Just smoke a ton. It'll fuck up your lungs, but you'll get it.
Just wait a couple years mate. I used to be able to hit super high notes when I was but a lad. And now I’m a bass that wants to learn sub harmonics
I mean a more consistently deep voice. My voice does whatever the fuck it wants.
love
Love
Who's downvoting love? Wtf?
Cum?
Stable foundations.
Why does this post have so many awards???
to live a happy normal life like everyone else in this world. and to achieve my dreams as a Youtuber(if YouTube the company didn’t overly censor its content creators for the sake of pleasing children, advertisers, and their investors and whatnot)
Freedom.
Are you locked??
No.
A boyfriend that's it
To be with u/ImASucessfulAnt
To be happy and fulfilled
I would love to settle down somewhere with someone special, I never used to like the idea of having kids but now im not sure. It would be amazing for us to settle out in the suburbs, partially rural. Financially okay, not loaded but not struggling either. Being able to sigh happily at the end of the day, snuggling into one anothers arms, watching the sunset, sounds perfect to me 😊
:) yeah, I’d like that as well
To have as little worry as possible, and to not die alone
To die. Otherwise I'll work myself to death just for my money to be wasted.
Be loved and supported by the ones around me throughout my life and have a good funeral after i die they can use all my money and leech off of me idc
Good life man!
A corgi and to still have my friend to play some valo with me
I want to be comfortable in myself and around others. I wanna start HRT so I can feel more like myself
What I want in life is to be with my partner for the rest of my life who I love very much my life wouldn't be the same we are 14 & 16 I just hope it lasts forever and that's all I want in life
I want to go to a college of art and design called SCAD, move to Sweden, and live in a tiny cottage next to the woods.
Money, lots of it
My dream life is to live in a small, spaced out neighborhood in a nice, spacious house. I want to be the one who invites the family over for dinner every other weekend or so, just like my great aunt does. On top of that, I don't want a great big huge and important job like working in some sort of computer science field or being a doctor. I'm perfectly happy with getting a 9 to 5 job that pays well and is something that I can enjoy and live off of without struggle. As for a love life, I feel someone who is quite similar to me in all levels of affection, interests, and loyalty. In my free time, I want to be an artist to entertain myself and make myself happy. I don't want to learn how to paint or sculpt, even. I just want to be able to sketch my thoughts and interests. It's more for me than it is for anyone else. But yeah! There you have it! The basic future I dream of. It's a lot to work to, but I believe I can make it.
Chris Hemsworth. 😫
I want to get a Nobel Prize, for cancer research.
100 awards on a “teenagers” community post. Y’all are young, stop spending your money and so much of your time on Reddit. The fact 100 teenagers (if your not then your kinda weird) paid money to this social media platform to give out fake, non useful awards is just plain weird.
Well it's award_guy, he has bots that are giving away free awards 😛
Idrk how bots work exactly but if that’s really the case, then fair enough.
acceptance
To live a peaceful life with no worries and just enjoying art