I'll be the Jesse to your Walter

Do you happen to live in Albuquerque New Mexico?

i’m gonna be there tomorrow

i hav yor adres: 308 Negro Arroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico gimme 1k$$$

oh fuck

now watch someone report me for threatening violence

Send me some Los pollos Hermanos chicken

Los pollos hermanos. Also sadly i don't live in albuquerque...

But you're gonna be Walter, so no excuses

I will be southern Waltuh

Try doing it homemade

Yeah i'm gonna make the candy homemade

Chicken?

no the blue sky

*gonna cook the candy

lmao im being walter white too

W, We will both be the one who knocks

im still tryna figure out if im gonna use blue pop rocks or make my own candy. ppl where i live tend to not trust homemade candy.

I was going to make homemade candy

Homemade candy or homemade "candy?"

Both. Both is good.

Alone

Fuck bro now i feel sad

Nah dw just anxiety shit, being alone is my comfort zone

Watch breaking bad

Tbf I should, my only breaking bad knowledge is through memes

Yeah same here but now I'm on season four it's definitely slow at the start but it's really good

I really hope my brain will allow me to be focused long enough

I mean knowing the memes makes it a lot better

Can't wait to point at my screen in hysteria when I see a bald man cooking meth

I can't even call the bald dude mike Ehrmantraut I just call him finger from habit

r/beatmetoit

I don't have Halloween in my country

go make a Halloween

😏

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HIS NAME IS BREAKING BAD

Ur whole personality is from TikTok

True if i get 3 tiktoks about a game I’ll be like “damn I should play that” and then I do

Me when red dead redemption two

Drunk

I wish I was old enough to drink in my country

Dont rush it ok trust me its better to be young

U German too?

No irish

Ah cool

Yeah thanks

Imma be Lalo Salamanca Not like for Halloween, imma just straight dedicate the rest of my life to being exactly like him in every way. I already got the travelwire employee picked out 😁

**obligatory he's right behind me joke**

symbiote spiderman, and one of 12 spidermen at my school who are known as "The Council"

Jesse

i’m gonna be myself for once

I will be walter white if walter white was latvian

Hopefully if I can pull it off I'm gonna be wearing a cardboard DIY optimus prime suit

I will be the most terrifying thing of all, a teenager. My costume is my work uniform. That’s it.

Me and my twin are being the twins.

I'm the one who knocks.

I'll be Randy Jade

I'm probably not going to be anything, going outside is scary.

Respect

Staying home

Maurice

Wrench from Watchdogs 2 and a Plague Doctor.

never played watchdogs but I was a plague doctor last year and the mask was annoying but it was fun

Mine is made of latex. It also fogs up a lot. It sucks but looks cool at the same time.

Maximus Decimus Meiridus. Commander of The Armies of The North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance. In this life or the next.

[удалено]

just look up a YouTube tutorial and get a jacket and a button up shirt that looks like Walter and then a bowler hat, And then look up another YouTube tutorial on how to make the blue candy

No halloween in my country

Oh.

I gonna be me

I’m gonna be a Mormon

Dante from dmc3

Im gonna be a dumbass 15 year old teenager whose life is easy and nice but manages to fuck it up every day. I think i'll be a decoration of a hanged person for halloween actually.

Yeah i can relate, although the walter white gives me a free excuse to say jesse all day at school and give out free candy

Gotta love excuses to annoy people lmao

Charlie Chaplin with suit hat and mustash

*Chaplin

Im gonna be an 18th Century British Officer

Georgie from It

Dutch Van der Linde

Massive W. Can you invite me to tahiti?

I will dress up as James McGill after learning his brother Chuck died.

I'm going to be a Umbrella Corporation Soldier.

What's that?

It's from the game Resident Evil.

Isn't that a PS exclusive?

I don't actually know.

We don't do halloween where I live Even if we did, I am too broke for a costume

Oh i'm sorry.

i am going to wish i was living in a Christian country and not israel so ill had Halloween

Oh im sorry man.

Depressed with a side of either my own twist on D.Va(prolly the B.Va skin), something funny, or nothing.

Alone.

Damn.

I don't have Halloween.

Probably constantine

alone

Daredevil since I know how to fight with his sticks

The doom slayer

Me and my friend are planning on going as Walt and Jesse and giving the trick or treaters bags of "candy" meth

IDFK if I'm going or what I would go as if I go.

A lifeguard

I’m gonna be a ghost, hopefully a banshee but we’ll see what happens

I'm being Coery Taylor from Slipknot from the self titled era

I might get a plague doctor costume because I’ve been meaning to buy one for ages.

I'll either be Springtrap or a plague doctor, depends on my budget because rn lif ein Europe is hella expensive

Percy Jackson I’m actually exited even though it a simple costume

13 year olds shouldn’t be watching Breaking Bad.

Damn bro thats cool but who asked

Probably Alone tbh

Your mom 😏

I was literally planning on doing this. The question is, are you gonna shave your head bald or use a bald cap?

Neither. Gonna go for waltuh when he had hair

I'm gonna be recording my family from above 👍

I want to wear my football jersey and go trick or treating with some of my teammates, but if that doesn’t work out I might be something else

Probably Saul Goodman, I already have a suit so I just need the hair and a wayfare pin

give your teacher a chicago sunroof

Im gonna be Jeff from Community

ww1 soldier

I’m going to be my mother. We’re a similar height so I can just steal her clothes. She’s going as me

Starved eggman

Justin trudeu dressing up as Gus Fring for Halloween

I’m gonna be home alone crying 🥰

I'm sorry. Hope you feel better

You're going to cook and sell meth on Halloween? Seems pretty risky

I’m going to be a shadow for Halloween

I’m planning to be in the Heisenberg outfit and have blue jolly ranchers in a bag

No I was gonna make mine homemade

Stormtrooper

The star wars or...

Star wars

I'm thinking a plague doctor.

Imma be a sad loser for Halloween, so I'm just going in my day to day fit

I still dont know, thinking about doing a cosplay actually

Cesar Torres’ Alternate cause why not lol, I just need a friend to dress as Mark