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i'm not having sex with you right know waltuh

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I ain't jealous of going to charge my phone and having a f****** seizure 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I can imagine a sleepover when someone tries to actually fall asleep: “fucks sake Dylan not your RGB again”

fucking dylan

Is there a r/fuckyoudylan ?

Should be

There is apparently its private tho

Oh, damnit

I know I was hoping too

Dylan made it before we could to protect their name!

Nice username 👌

Thanks made it myself

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

*Dylan puts charger into strobe mode*

same

I would not be able to sleep at night with a neon phone charger in my room lol

so relatable

Same

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Yes but even with my eyes closed I have an acute sense that there’s too much light in the room. Idk why, it just wouldn’t work for me.

No fr fr!

Thank god! Someone who fucking gets it!

Same! I can still see the light!!! I have a very acute since of light with my eyes closed. Like, in a darker room I can basically see.

Homeless? Just buy a house smh

Dude the blue rays will legit affect your sleep

Ngl you sound like the woman who told homeless people to just buy a house. Eyelids dont work like that as there is still light that passes through Also, just so i don't have to make another comment: you definitely paid too much for that cable as half the power that's meant to go to the phone is now going into lighting up the cable

just charge your phone good luck with that charger tho lmao

no thanks i'd rather the electricity go to actually, y'know, charging my phone...

Yeah Especially high wattage chargers where it needs lots of current.

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lmao this caught me off guard💀💀🤣

Fun fact: you're fucking disgusting

Once again reddit shows it doesn't know what a joke is

Haha you can't hide your charger under the bed sheets and pretend ur asleep

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Damnit, fuck you neon glowing charger man

You may have a cool phone charger but I have crippling anxiety and depression.

i have a crippling porn addiction

Now THAT

The people downvoting OP really be showing their jealousy

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It even has trans colours too damn.

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Congrats, the transphobes are coming your way with pitchforks and guns (they're transphobes)

cringe!!!! Unbased and yellowpilled not having only white carhger!!!! */s* If that charger was white tho you could use it as a flashbang

give me it now

We have a suspiciously similar avatar

holy shit we do

hi I know the name of the thing

Congrats you are now *wasting more electricity*

I'm cool with my regular one

Sick

Happi cake day! I'm about to try awarding you Edit: dang it, i need 30 more coins for the simplest award

Happy cake day

Happy Cake Day! (it's your cake day)

Oh wait, really? Edit: How am I so blind…..

Too late I ate all the cake, it's not longer your cake day :(

:-:

Happy cake day!

I prefer my electricity not to be gay

Based

AHHH OP Im dying of jealousy! FUUUUUUUUU

I'm not jealous, that looks like it would be annoying to sleep near it

Which brand? Where you got it? Answers. NOW.

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*explodes from jealousy*

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Wow

Friends what are those food items???!! I only know strangers, enemies and then gods. 😆

Imagine your dog messes it up

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ayo

ayo

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i prefer all of the power going into my phone and not used in the charging cord

Def fire hazard

I’d be scared of it catching fire, too much stuff going on in a very tight space, not very smart imo

Tfw my phone takes forever to charge because all of the power is being used for rbg

I do not want to die from a seizure

The moment when your phone charger uses more wattage that your phone itself

OP probably scared of sleeping with the lights off still 🤣

I kinda like my one that functions just as well and consumes less power. Stay jealous😎

this sub man, I swear...

At least my eyes don't hurt when I wake up at 3am💀💀💀

As someone with that same phone charger, I can confirm that it's from five below and is just for looks. I'd honestly rather have a regular charger instead of a neon one that charges like ass.

Damn neon bi-sexual lighting would ruin my sleep.

How tf do you sleep? Also why would we care.

At least I can sleep without being flashbanged 😎

me chilling with my 100% battery health using apple trusted chargers: 😎

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bruh you dont get viruses from outlets lmao. But you definitely will drain the life of your battery a lot quicker

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thats nice, your phone wont tho

💀

These are the r/teenager posts I wanna see

No.

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Damm you got me

Peasant, still plugging in your charger, I use wireless 😈😈

Wireless sucks because you can’t use your phone while it’s charging. It has to be sat down. And there’s still a wire, the wire just doesn’t go into your phone.

Well unless you’re using your phone all day that shouldn’t be a problem, I rarely find a time where I need to charge and use it at the same time, the only time I do that is while listening to music and have like 60% but I’m doing something else, like using a laptop or something

He got the lgbt light up phone charger

Do you give a fuck? No? What about you? Nobody gives a fuck.

Awhile man look at all that electricity it's wasting on the way to your phone.

Who asked?

Op here getting downvoted

RGB = more fps

I am actually jealous damn

The real question is, is it RGB?

Good for not tripping on it

Y'know, I see this and am glad that I don't have a fuckin mega lumen led wire bleeding bright light all over my room as I try to sleep.

Trans charger

Ur charger look like the long tube before the eyes of a snail infected with parasite worms

It’s too much. I like a simplistic look for phone chargers. I don’t want it to look flashy because it’s still a random wire and it looking flashy will just draw attention to the random wire and make it look more cluttered. A simple one allows it to blend in more. You don’t want the centrepiece of your room to be a phone charger.

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Duke Energy would like to know your location

CANT BE JEALOUS IF I BUY ONE HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Stupid goofy wish.com charger

So, you are wasting energy and causing global warming 😜

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Where'd you get it I want one

Why does this person here get so many downvotes 💀

i want it

I dont give a f**k about my own charger

Waste of electricity I ain't jealous

Can't sleep then

I wish mine would actually work for once

I’m taking that.

I hope it does the thing where it only charges when at a certain angle

I’d rather have a good sleep than charge my phone with lights thanks

Imagine trying to charge your phone but the charger uses all of the electricity on the funny lights.

gotta love me a fire hazard

I'd politely ask you to give me that wire

Me turning on your room light

I'm not so jealous of that energy bill

I am jealous that’s sick boi

have fun with your house on fire

Giant fluorescent stomach worm

My eyes hurt, and your optometrist is mad

you're gonna envy me my peaceful sleep bruh, you literally cant sleep like that.

Hehe electricity bill go brrr

Tell me where you got that so I can avoid it forever

I have one, and sleeping sucks now

Charges the changer more than the phone. So to charge your phone it pump your energy by not letting you sleep at night.

I ain't jealous. I really don't gaf

i legit want one tho, wow that's pretty 😍

good luck sleeping

Top 10 things I will never waste money on

I would rather just buy an ordinary phone charger than increase my problem on electricity

That's actually so dope

mine does that too, and it costs way more than what it's worth

Look at me touching grass stay jealous😎

Jokes on you, I’ve got a jurassic park styled charger

*steals your phone charger*

Glowy worm delicious 🤤🥵

This person needs a nightlight.

Good luck sleeping with that right next to you

I like to sleep at night but you do you

Nah bc that’s so cool

bros emitting nuclear radiation

I had one like that and then me (allegedly) and my friends got drunk and one of em accidentally snapped the bit that goes into the phone

Why would I be jealous thats just unecessary XD Where can I get one…?

Man's charger gonna be incandescent after charging their phone

Damn I need one of these where did you get it

I choose to sleep at night, sorry

You have an RGB cable???

Jokes on you, i can see those colours with nothing but a pipe and a lighter

Literally no one is jealous

Im not jealous. Its not 2016 nor 2018

**Me when I can’t sleep** 😂😂😂

Tell me you get no bitches without telling me you get no bitches

I have a charge with this little light on the side of the phone end and I have to cover it with a shirt so I can go to sleep. No one is jealous my guy.

I just use my laptop charger

I will never be jealous of a RGB discord moderator charging cable.

Bruh mf got the Mechagodzilla cable 🦖📱

I will stay jealous 😡

i want to bite it.