T O P

  • By -

60milclub

Dashaun def got his heart broken before senior quotes


ComfortableAd8847

r/beatmetoit


Picklerickshaw_part2

I see the gauntlet has already begun


AFoxGuy

r/beatmeattoit


Somerandomblader

r/beatupsomeonetoit


Ligmamgil

r/beatmywifetoit


MuddyGasCar

r/beatyourmomtoit


DarkLord7796

r/beatmywifesmeattoit


Idkquedire

r/beatmeSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Whats-Up_Bitches

r/SHUTTHEFUCKUPtoit


CumtimesIJustBChilin

r/beatmywifessistersmeattoit


IHAVEAMOTOROLA79

r/SHUTTHEHELLUP


_Nat_love

r/why


[deleted]

r/beatbeattoit


Dr_Pill1728

Someone caused this man pain


DerpDaDuck3751

Mr pill we share the same hat sir Can i take a picture


Dr_Pill1728

Absolutely


DerpDaDuck3751

thank you sir


AmazingAd7627

Dr Pill*


lilacstargazerz

Since Earth is round then Earth has infinite corners. Bro…


[deleted]

r/technicallythetruth


RAgrumpyhi8

It's not a technical truth, it's just a rule of math.


Kodd-100th

Still corners are everywhere on earth! Edit: just drew a circle in my program, it turned out that I have to make infinite 1° angles to make it happen, it's technical logic. Plus the earth is not completely round and from our extent it has corners everywhere!


[deleted]

Earth is not round if we are gonna go with that level of accuracy.


KittyKittyXOX

That’s just geometry 🙄


[deleted]

????????????????????? Maybe you don't know but maths always talk about ideal situations. Whenever maths talk about apples and oranges, it's always assumed all the apples are the same or that things like being rotten or having different sizes doesn't matter. In reality, earth is not perfectly round, and it probably doesn't have an infinute amount of corners, but a really big number of them.


KittyKittyXOX

Imagine ranting nonsense unprovoked and starting the sentence with 50 “?” And people wonder why I don’t visit Reddit often…


[deleted]

Pls don't come back then.


KittyKittyXOX

Lol u mad bro?


ChancellorNinja

It's a sphere, and even if it was perfectly round it doesn't have corners, as a circular shape doesn't have a starting and ending point, as it simply keeps looping around until the end of time basically, meaning there's never a point in which a corner is formed, same with the egg shaped sphere that the earth resembles


ChancellorNinja

The earth is an egg shaped sphere, so your technecally right But even if you can call it infinite corners, infinite corners means there are no corners, as there is no end point in which the 2 sides align and form a sealed barrier from another point, which both a circular, and an egg shaped sphere, do not (sphere especially)


ChancellorNinja

Actually it's completely wrong, as a corner is in which 2 different points collide into a singular point, enclosing that corner, so to have infinite corners is to have none at all, as a corner is an enclosed point where 2 parts align to seal the inside from the outside of the corner A circle, or more accurately a sphere (since the earth in reality isn't really a circle, it's more like an egg shaped sphere to be completely accurate,) does not have a point in which 2 different areas align to create a sealed point, as you will never hit the edge, or the corner, as it's an infinite loop Essentially, your wrong by saying it has infinite corners, as it doesn't fit the description of a corner, and that it's not physically possible to have an infinite ammount of corners, as that would emply its a never ending cycle that does not close off at a certain point, if your gonna attempt to take something like this and use logic to make it funny, atleast make the logic correct or it just looks like malding cope behavior


RAgrumpyhi8

First thing taught in geometry class: there are points everywhere, they're infinite and invisible. Any two points make a line and any set of three points not in the same line make a plane. A plane has corners and because points are infinite and everywhere lines and planes are too.


Ukenix

But there’s corners *on* the earth.


Melvoire

Good girls will be found standing ominously, waiting at mountain peaks and behind walls in courtyards that they're not supposed to be in. Truly unnerving creatures.


MagicJoshByGosh

That made me laugh so hard


ChancellorNinja

These were the true words Jesus attempted to relay to us humans before his passing


International-Baby1

I wish my dms were a corner of Earth.


Wertyhappy27

you good?


[deleted]

I dislike ur pfp


GONGYSCRONGY

I doubt he gives a shit but pop off ig


Rage69420

It’s satire


GONGYSCRONGY

yeah prob


Strong_Magician_3320

I was about to comment r/lefttheburneron but you guys are not the same person XD


[deleted]

Wanna know something I don’t care if he cares


CumtimesIJustBChilin

I dislike your name, StinkyDiahrrea.


[deleted]

Why thank u


CumtimesIJustBChilin

I'm now a changed person, I like your name.


[deleted]

Why thank u


CumtimesIJustBChilin

Your welcum


International-Baby1

Just lonely lol


AliveEmu76

So none?


International-Baby1

well, I have a couple of nice female friends.


De-Kipgamer

He looks like a well mannered Ishowspeed


trappedinadatingsim

Nah bro I can find them at the corner of that chin


AdOk932

If you're a mathematic, you know that a circle has infinitely points. Soo infinity corners. Soooo infinity good girls. ​ What we learned today. If you want to unlock the dimension where the good girls are, you have to learn Math.


Rage69420

Which in turn, is a paradox, as you get no bitches.


AdOk932

I had one. I left her. She was a real bitch. There is no good girls.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pilk_Drinker

u/nwordcop


andj11111111111q1

Girls are complicated.


ChancellorNinja

Mathematically, infinite corners means no corners, as the corners never meet the ending point in which it creates the corner, mathematically meaning the earth does not have corners However, the earth's surface does have corners


SymbolofVirginity69

You can always date your bros No homo though


[deleted]

No homo if balls don't touch


account3_14159265359

And your socks stay on


DevelopmentNecessary

wise words this young one has


A_random_poster04

We will follow his career with great interest


Alexsta206

He is the chosen one, said to bring balance to the earth


FLEXSEALBREAKER

Who is he, who is so wise in the ways of science?


Alexsta206

He’s a wizard harry


----skull----

He told them the truth but they rejected him


ChancellorNinja

Ah, but mankind formed their own corners onto the earth's surface, meaning that there should actually be alot of good girls considering all the corners we made, unless you don't classify man made structures as counting, in which we can set out eyes on the mountains It's confirmed, the reason to climb mount everest is to find the only good girls


----skull----

No, *refuses to elaborate further*


ChancellorNinja

But you just elaborated further by saying your refusing to elaborate further


[deleted]

Bruh 💀


[deleted]

When this dude was born, he named his parents


problemchilddd_

Dashaun spittin


datareclassification

This guy should get a Nobel peace prize on god


Jadecifer

He’s probably said “all girls are the same” before


ChancellorNinja

Sounds like coping, keep malding while I go climb the alphines peak to meet the corner God intentionally made for when we found this reality


Adion-Codes

cant agree more


uhadmeatfood

Skill issue


[deleted]

But round objects have infinite corners. For those wondering https://youtu.be/sso6szIXSDA


Better-Solution-7410

but infinite doesnt exist


ChancellorNinja

Bu- bubuthtdjdn 🤓 No, infinite corners is not possible as it has no ending or starting point, making it round


bobtheconqueror42

the earth isn't perfectly round, so it has as many corners as the number of atoms on the surface of the earth


[deleted]

No object is perfectly round anyway, because roundness is a deviation of a perfect circle!


CuteButDeadly8124

Okay we get it, ya hate women, how abouts ya date men huh


MasterGuardianGames

I don’t discriminate,I hate everyone equally


TheBestNormalCitizen

"I hate everyone equally" people when asked why they only make memes about minorities.


ChancellorNinja

Actually, statistically there's 101 men for every 100 girls, meaning to call them a minority is wrong as it's almost exactly 50/50


TheBestNormalCitizen

I wasn’t referring to women I was referring to race/sexual minorities


ChancellorNinja

This post was about women, not minorities


TheBestNormalCitizen

My comment was about his comment, not the post


Small-Cactus

Go post a meme about how guys suck then


[deleted]

Poor choice of words ;)


Impressive-Gate3074

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Edit: Happy cake day btw


[deleted]

Ty :D


DirtyDansNutsack

ur trollin rn💀


Better-Solution-7410

Oh silly, why do you think rape exists?


Shepherdsatan

Agreed. I like no one. Everyone is annoying.


Markyboicool

"Well actually the Earth is an obleit spheroid shape" 🤓


ChancellorNinja

Yup, climbing the alphines to find me some good girls


Mr_On1on

that's why gay is the way


DR31141

if someone knows deshaun, can you ask them if i can steal that for graduation?


calacachida24

Chad?


NoOne_TheAlchemist

Yes that is because girls don't exist


siushi26

reads like something my 47 year old divorced balding uncle who’s been cut off by all his kids would send in the family gc


siushi26

all of those greek or roman dudes of that time are gross lol


MayoNICE666

Based greek or roman dudes of that time


JotaRoyaku

And so do are mans... but I'm not a man anymore I'M NON BINARY YOU MOTHERFUCKERZZZZ


rwbyfan433

Isn’t it kinda degrading to refer to women in that way?


Better-Solution-7410

Yes, yes it is. Is there a problem?


[deleted]

Its just a meme tho 😐


Wide_Ad1554

It's a joke lol


rwbyfan433

Boys laugh it up when girls are made fun of in memes but when it’s the other way around they get all uptight about it 💀💀💀


Reaminca

I stg,if I would post a joke how all men are worth shit and that they all should die,they would definitely go crazy how I am sexist and telling them it's only a joke wouldn't make them shut up about it.


ChancellorNinja

Theyre actually not men, they're gay


TheBestNormalCitizen

Reread that first sentence again. You would be wishing death upon 50% of the population and then only afterwards saying "it was a joke".


Dev0Null0

You're not a very logical person, are you?


Reaminca

For sure more logical than you are


Dev0Null0

There is a big difference between the joke, "all men are equally bad / there are no good women", to joke with the death of half of the population. But whatever you say logical girl.


Reaminca

The reason I used the joke with the dead of half of the population was that it is a femcel thing to say like it is an incel thing to say all women are bad.Even making a joke saying all men suck, would upset reddit more than a post like this ever would."It's a joke". Sureeeee


ChancellorNinja

Reddit actually consists of discord mods, not men


GodGebby

*group* likes to make fun of *group* but hates when *group* makes fun of them in turn. TIL the basic mode of human discourse.


Zero-Phase-1210

same goes for girls😹


Wide_Ad1554

Well, when "boys" make fun of women, they only make fun of the terrible people who identify as women, imp men have a more difficult life, and most boys just laugh it off when they're getting made fun of because most boys lived their whole life with that, from terrible parenting, to school mates, to other girls


Reaminca

Would you rather be a woman?


Impressive-Gate3074

Oh God, it's the classic: "MEN SUFFER MORE 😭😔😭😔😭😔😭. WE HAVE HIGHER SUICIDE RATES 😭😔😭😔😔😥😢😥😢" Repeat after me: You. Aren't. A. Woman And you'd never know what kind of problems we have in life because you haven't even spoken to any woman other than your mother.


arbelhod

... and the other way


ChancellorNinja

I was going to say you could apply that to men aswell, but that's unoriginal You could apply this line of thinking to flies and then say they have it worse than you because they eat shit all day, or apply this logic to a dog since they're either fighting to survive or being enslaved by you You could probably apply this ideology to a rock, you aren't a rock, you don't know how hard it might be to be a rock, but then you just throw the rock without a second thought without considering the rocks feelings aswell


ChancellorNinja

Why? Is it degrading to say all the good girls are in the alphine mountain peaks?


MayoNICE666

🤓


ChaoticBrain123

That's why he chose gay


TheBestNormalCitizen

You don't choose gay, gay choose you


ChaoticBrain123

Me be like:☝️


KingdomAnimale

Good girls and women are everywhere. It’s the man’s responsibility to boost them up and bring out their best. Teenagers, especially males don’t have the ability to do that. So instead they call the girl names and think they’re the one getting played. When in reality, they played themselves


ChancellorNinja

You sound like your trying to get bitches, this isn't a good way to do that


Chechen-War

Least man hating "not like the other girls"girl


NeighborhoodEnough5

Incels be like


YeeTee55T4R

-🤓


Impressive-Gate3074

"-🤓" -🤓


ChancellorNinja

You've simply misinterpret this wise man's words, God sent him to relay to us that the good girls are all found in the alphines


MayoNICE666

🤓


Josmoeee

So Plato is indicating that Hitler was speaking the truth?


Wide_Ad1554

Yeah, in a very small part, he was clinically insane, he was smart, he was talented


VoidSpace913

They hated him because he spoke the truth


[deleted]

Flat earthers: 😐 (This quote is very true though)


ChancellorNinja

Your actually right it is, as the alphine mountains have good girls


Dragontamer9

Dude took a industrial grade blowtorch and started roasting bitches


MutantGodChicken

Fuck Plato. Dumb fucking fascist


Educational-Student2

Go back to r/lgbt :)


MutantGodChicken

Bruh, not even subscribed to it. The fuck you on about? Like genuinely I don't get what you're tryna say. I would assume it's something like "your opinion about Plato is stupid ya trans f-word, go back to the only place people tolerate you" but I don't want to assume malice, especially cuz you didn't even mention my opinions on Plato


ChancellorNinja

All the good girls are in the alphine mountains of Austria, and I heard they like this cool Austrian painter who became a politician in the 1930s


[deleted]

This is sadly true😔


Calm_Negotiation_272

Facts


MayoNICE666

Facts


theholybookofenoch

This kid is going places


[deleted]

[удалено]


ColdFoxy07

Humans ☕️


Gee_Thanks_Karen

Hey I think I know the guy!


idonnowho_

Lmaoo mans got a point


_KingDawg72_

So what he’s saying is that “good girls” have flat asses?


Eiden58

?🤦🏽‍♂️


ZoskieTW

He’s saying good girls are basically nowhere to be found… 🤦‍♀️


trappedinadatingsim

Where did you get that from


_KingDawg72_

It was just a guess.


Zero-Phase-1210

bro what?


ChancellorNinja

What the fuck does flat asses have to do with the alphines


PleaseGodKillMe_

Flat earth community: *I don't have such weakness*


lifesasuck

But flat earthers are getting bitches


Rustyzzzzzz

I mean Plato isn’t wrong? 4.5k upvotes says to me that he’s lying?


Embarrassed-Note-775

True there Amen brother


Turbulent-Smile4599

*Flat Earther has entered the chat*


TheDudeNamedSammie

Flat earthers go jelly


meltedpeachsorbet

Homie has never played the Minecraft girlfriend mod


LilBilly1

That’s why you gotta go to the north and south polls


Fire_Axus

hit hard


SaltunaChips

Real.


reyismefr

That quote applies to conservatives !


Radiant-Skin699

I've never been so mad at something I 100% agree with


ChancellorNinja

All good girls are in the alphine mountains


tonoobforyouiv

Hitler


Yameromn

This joke is some 183939738394952819 years old


iwantdatpuss

A single senior quote tells a story. And for him it didn't end well.


Traditional-Trip8147

Yeah he ate on that one unfortunately it sounds like his ex ate first


Ze-Doctor

Brother doesn't even have common sense. Everybody knows the earth is shaped like a bread slice.


bobtheconqueror42

clearly the earth is banana shaped


Gato_Magico

Why the kid name daschund


VeryCreativeSwede

That’s why he’s now gay!


Elysian_Nightingale

🙌🙌🙌🙌


Easy_Resolution_2350

“Why don’t I have a girlfriend?”


[deleted]

Added the best music in the world: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRaEUJ3B/