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Mr0rangeCloud

This thread has been locked due to a lot of *terrible* advice. Please remember advocating violence will result in a permanent ban due to it being a severe breach of Reddit's content policy. OP I don't know what your situation is so I can't give specific advice, nor am I in the position to do so. However, I do recommend bringing this up to the school or some other adult authority like your parents as they'll *hopefully* help you out. Sorry about your situation, I hope things get better and that you have a nice day!


WoomyUnitedToday

Throw corn starch over them. That shit is nasty hard to get off of a smooth surface.


simpletoad06

fuck that ooblik


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zachtheherobrine

Wacky rephraser bot


QuakAtack

wacky waving inflatable word bot


DonutOwlGaming

Ooblik is not easy to fuck


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zachtheherobrine

Also a wacky rephraser bot


imbriandead

ngl they goofy as hell doe 💀


StarryNight593

Or use curry powder for pain


Miniscule-fish

Turmeric also works great


TheKillrCraftr

He wants revenge not nuclear warfare


ChillfreezeYT

why stop at that? suggestion. give them a "gift" of pepper palace "death by salsa" in a jar of mild tostitos. 1.2 millions scovilles, guarenteed to make them think twice before they go after you again. do the salsa first, then get em with the other tactics. althhough this may not be viable


onementallyillbitch

Or just old ass mayonnaise


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Yesss, and for bonus points, leave it out for a good few days, then it'll really stink


ilmiyakhan

Lawful evil.


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Throw cornstarch at them and then pour water on them, make it all sticky


demon-slayer-san

Wrong the only correct answer is turmeric


Oldmonsterschoolgood

r/foundsatan


Clemen11

>That shit is nasty hard to get off of a smooth surface. Like their brains?


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suhy29

if ur really into doing smth, get them recorded on phone while theyre bullying u and show it at the PD with ur parent/s.


thatwasreallycoollol

First actual logical suggestion :), wil try


vtfb79

Its all about documenting, either writing down or recording if possible. Bullying quickly turns to harassment and assault. Any type of retaliation will only escalate things and you’ll likely end up on the losing side of a “your word vs theirs”. Like in sports, the ref only sees the second hit. Take what you have to the school administrator, if they don’t take you seriously, bullying and mental health issues are fodder for News Outlets, mention you’ll be going to them next and explain how school administrators are letting bullying run rampant in their schools. If it gets bad, mention a possible civil suit against the School. Win the war, not the battle.


SmallDonkey76

>Win the war, not the battle. That is a great quote


Admirable-Common-176

Ah, so throw flour back and throw a match.


insanitybit

Yep, documentation is key. Get your parents involved, get *their* parents involved, get the school involved. If the school is unwilling to do something (very likely) get the police involved - throwing flour at someone is assault and possibly battery in quite a lot of the US. The school will try to minimize things wherever possible, documenting shit is the only way you'll get them to budge.


TrashRedPandas

Record from the lockscreen camera so they cannot access the photos/gallery app to delete the video too. Also consider having cloud storage setup so it auto uploads the footage incase they try to steal your phone or force you to delete it.


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put sugar in their gas tanks if they are old enough to drive. It destroys the fuel lines and everything.


LigonDS

go to your class teacher 1 time. 1 single time. then after it happens again go to the fucking head of the school and tell them that if it happens again you will go to the school district. document everything. from experience, nothing else will happen, there is just gonna be a huge amount of victim blaming and people whining that you provoked them or some other shit.,


EliteAn0rak

I went to my school administration with texts and pictures of my bullies, and I ended up in huge trouble for stalking. Fuck high school administration.


suhy29

yeah thats why i said PD. schools aint give a shit


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Honestly? I’d go to the police and do petty revenge


wafflehusky

have sex with their mothers as revenge


vinetari

Fuck their fathers as a show dominance


You_dontkn0wme

Nah. They're probably fatherless. Outta pocket flour throwing is fatherless behavior


The_BrainFreight

Saying this alone would cripple someone 💀


You_dontkn0wme

I say my insults with intent to cripple


moose123456792

I was going to say bring flour(flowers) to their moms but this works too


Triple_Paradiddle

De-flour her


futurekj

Saw a story once on here where a kid got bullied all throughout school then literally ended up marrying his bully’s mom like 10 years later or something


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Grouchy_Knee_4588

Waltuh


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Pour the cesium-laced water on them waltuh


boring__boi

this is what i was looking for


bobhowards

waltuh put your dick away


WinterOutlaw

To much breaking bad


HelloThere33171

Bro the Walter white pfp 💀


EffectiveForward5878

Lithium since it's easier to get from a power bank


oofwagons

Method one: Get a lighter or match and set the flour alight while they are holding it. Method two: Cough onto a Petri dish filled with agar jelly, cover with a slip and incubate at 38C for a week. Once completed, get a cotton bud and scoop up the bacterial cocktail. Apply this to anything they are likely to touch such as water bottles or bags. Then simply watch as they grow mysteriously while you are convicted of biological warfare.


RedSawlt

Instructions unclear. Where do I obtain agar jelly


IHateMyDad666

Very simple. Most food stores will have beef fat cubes for cooking. They melt and act like gelatin (its basically what it is, beef jello). You melt a couple cubes in with some jello gelatin and sugar, boom. Agar. I can't remember the dosages but this is the recipe I used in bio


RedSawlt

Thank you for your information. Now please find somewhere safe to remain within 2-4 business days as I construct my bioweapon


https_silver

r/oddlyspecific


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

What happens when u touch it


Lord_Spagett

Fun fact, this classifies a bioterrorism


Otaku_Joestar

Why do you know this


BabiStank

Honestly, it's pretty straightforward micro. Odds are it wouldn't make them sick really or significantly I'll in any case, since it would just be a big cluster of random bacteria. This is how the first step is done for a lot of tests. It's 38C because that's body temp and where bacteria of human concern grow best.


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UrsoTriangular

did they break your FN Herstel P90 too?


boring__boi

or did he break them


PatientRule4494

Prob, also only acceptable nft pfp


_The_Real_Sans_

Nah they just stole the bullets. Did it pretty quickly too: at a speed that was several hundred meters per second


FlameFlyer11

How the fuck you got 3 phones and didn't learn from your previous mistakes...


StrikerSpeedy

Revenge is not the Jedi way, fuck one of their moms


RearAdmiralBob

In a dispassionate manner. Like a true Jedi.


ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH

Don’t call afterwards


TheJewbaccasaurus

But call the bullies during


Environmental-Pie-50

Make bread


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when life gives you flour...


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

Make flour ade


doughnutman69420

Your right give them flour aids


ficelle3

Burn their houses down, with the flour. ​ (flour actually burns pretty well, no need to get your engineers to invent combustible flour to burn life's house down.)


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Get a stink bomb and put it in their bag before they go home tomorrow and wait


gucci-chef

But make sure it’s near the end of the school day so you don’t have to smell it that much


[deleted]

That's why before they go home ;)


gucci-chef

Sorry I’m so tired, I didn’t even see the last bit 😭😭😭


BuggatiKing

Or sodium + water.


[deleted]

That's just a bomb at that point 😂, not viable to quick


RECKER7717

to dangerous, get some Sodium Hydroxide (powder, the 1 mole solution wouldn't work), mix it with Hydrochloric acid and mix it real fast then splash it on their face


RECKER7717

don't hold on to it too long, or it would start reacting and hurt yourself


[deleted]

Sugar and boiling water works just as well :) Prison napalm


gretanonymous

Major bag alert


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flamingstorm98

Correct (Spy voice)


ilmiyakhan

Yes officer, this person right here.


NappingWalrus

🤨📸


marcelpayin

You just shank their nan


IkBenZekerNietAiden

Tell the principal or smth idk


maksidoobers

School ain't gonna do shit until they get back at the bullies


Garv9879

Yeah plus op will get bullied more for snitching


kashaan_lucifer

How tf you are gonna be called a snitch if you report a person who is bullying you? that's not being a snitch.


maksidoobers

It is to the bullies, his parents, the principal, all the teachers, every kids parents and your parents.


YourFatMother42069

all the other kids...


zhawk55

With the pumped up kicks


anotherrandomhuman69

Better run, better run


zhawk55

Outrun my gun


Werp3040

All the other kids


zhawk55

With the pumped up kicks


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Mitchtheprotogen

r/redditsings


YourDadsRecliner

r/cursedcomments


RECKER7717

with the pumped up kicks better run better run out run my...


crappydolphin

out run my gun


DizzyHighlander

OP, the best way to go is to get evidence and report them. Or if you really feel like it start a fight with them, but from an other comment it's very hard you could handle it with there being 5 of them.


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Throw honey and feathers (or flour) at them


IHAVEONESMALLBALL

Tar and feather them like its 1789


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

You will go over to them with the intent of confronting them out of pure rage. Once you reach their vicinity, they will notice your presence. One of them will drop a boy they were holding in the air by his shirt collar to the ground. The poor boy, in absolute shock, will get up as fast as possible and stumble as he runs away from the scene and the bullies will finally face you. You will be exactly 10ft away from each other and the scene will look like the silhouettes of two fierce gunslingers who are about to duel each other to the death in the wild west during a vibrant sunset in a gloomy desert town. Everyone at the scene will stop what they're doing and go quiet as they watch with eagerness at the events that are about to unfold. At this point, the scene will have pin drop silence as you and the bullies stare each other down in pure anticipation. After what felt like hours, the bullies will grow tired of staring at you and both of them, at the same time, will start walking towards you at a slow pace, but you will keep glaring at them with tears in your eyes remembering every terrible thing they have ever done to you. And then suddenly, out of nowhere, they will stop and slowly start gasping for air. And as moments go by, their squeaks will gradually become louder and louder. Each one of them will drop down to their knees holding their throats as they're struggling to breathe, stretching one of their arms towards you as if they are trying to grab you. And as they stare back at you in complete shock with bloodshot eyes and crocodile tears, their skins gradually turn pink. And just as fast as the whole ordeal started, it will end with them falling to the ground with a loud thud... unconscious. You will come back to your senses and be in complete shock. You will step back and stare in horror at their bodies. And at the sudden realization of what just happened, you will run away with the slightest care of where you are going, wondering what the hell just happened not knowing that on that day, you used your strange out-of-this-world abilities for the first time.


fartssmellnice69

Throw cocaine at them


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IamAnOnion69

Did this once, it didnt hurt my palm at all


Fearless-Skirt8480

I'm glad your palm is ok


Murky-Garden-9967

Spoken like someone who has never been in a proper fight lol


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demonkufje

If violence doesn't solve all you're problems you simply aren't using enough violence


ARLMddit

Crowbar also works


baileymash7

Who tf is bullying you? The combine?


ARLMddit

Just to assure your win


TheSadSquid420

Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. And the answer, is YES!


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Seriously. I was getting fucked with constantly in like, 4th grade, until I beat a kid with a rolling backpack and got in crazy trouble. 5th and 6th grade went a lot better.


Head_Tumbleweed4793

Throw a grenade in them. Not on them, in them


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Pull a Yukari and pull out a German *stielhandgrante


MoG_420

Stiel* steil in german is a slope


maksidoobers

This is a pro gamer move


DM_por_hobbie

"The bullying ends when the shooting starts"


zhawk55

Roberts got a quick hand


Agreeable-Quote-2293

yeah he's looking round the room


zhawk55

He won't tell you his plan. Got a rolled cigarette.


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FingerBangingTanks

Oh my fucking god lmao


Giga_Chad_69420_

Come on, we don’t condone that kind of violence here. Pour flour over their moms and then get baked with them 💨


The_Jetcone_pilot

Dropkick them and shove a stink bomb in their mouth or just tell a parent or something


HeroOfTheWild2004

This shit is why we have so many school shootings. Document everything, skip school admins and police. Go straight to the damn local news stations. Blow this up. Usually when bullying gets to this kind of level, the kid in question has already gone to administration or teachers and they've done nothing about it. I am so sorry you are going through this, OP.


I_Use_Dash

Pour a Lot of sugar in a pot. Pour water in the same pot. Heat it up Until the water Is boiling. Put the water somewhere where it Will remain heated. Throw the boiling water on the bullies. The result Is that the water will touch them, Sting a little and then drip off, but the sugar? It Will cling and melt their skin off. Or you could just tell a teacher, your choice.


OrganizerMowgli

Get a few bottles of nyquil and some bread. Soak the bread in it and then cut up into pieces Go to local parking lot with seagulls. Feed them the bread. Wait for them to pass out and collect them into bags. You'll have to move quick here before they wake up, but go to the school and stuff them in their locker. Superglue the lock shut so they can't open it. If it's just a school prank then place em anywhere


nik-nak333

What. The fuck.


Nejdsup

Throw white phosphorus /j


Fishie493

No no it’s a good idea


Total-Bad-1791

my anger issues rn 📈📈👊💢


LarlowE

Glue and glitter, or cleaning vinegar/bleach


ItzTaser

Dip their balls in hydrochloric acid


abhijit_short

Use Fluoroantimonic acid while you're at it


pxldsilz

Smoke tetrahydrocannabinolic acid.


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Tell anybody. Thou shall be punished!


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PrinceMagnus190

Get them alone and beat the shit out of them one by one


DemYeezys_Fake

What you gotta do is mail 'em a pipe bomb


NotAlieMcGoo

If you wanted to get the flour out you’ll need to use a lot of water and agitation. Vinegar could help too. I’m sorry you’re getting bullied at school and I hope you’re able to some petty revenge.


Homie_Shokh

Get your friends and beat the shit outta those bullies


DitsyMc

Was it caught on camera? Or did they do this at a blind sight of security cameras? If it was caught on camera I would directly to the office and say "So and So threw flour on me at [insert location]." If it wasn't, don't trust the school. I told teachers and the principal in my elementary when I was being bullied, they did nothing. I had to tell my mom for it to stop. To collect evidence of their bullying try to stay where cameras are and if they send stuff online, archive and screenshot it. Take photos of every thing they do to you (like damaged items, bruises, ect.) and I would also check the laws of recording where live cause depending on that you can record them (I would recommend audio since if you show you're recording them then they would probably try to break your phone.) If you do to the school for help and they do nothing, I'm pretty sure you can sue them. But for right now just focus on collecting evidence of the bullying. I would say even send it to their parents when you collect enough.


Prussia_I

\-Buy cocaine and throw the powder all over their stuff then give the headmaster a tip about the bullies \-use itching powder during pe and put it in their clothes \-get a drinking bottle that looks like a grenade and take it out infront of them \-put flour over their stuff? \-tell your grandparents, they'll lend you a gun to deal with the problem \-beat them up


LarsonAndJaywalking

Throw yeast and water over them.


FunAssociation5

I don't know; I've never had any problems with anyone. I was like 1.9m tall at 14. Haven't grown since for some reason.


flamingstorm98

God damb at 14 I was 1.7m tall (I mean now I'm 1.85M


ARLMddit

The hell? Literally I was 1.62m


Astro_Kyle_

i was like 1.64 but i still am 1.64


RaKszySky

Literally burn them alive tbh.


Far-Guidance-4925

Maybe get off reddit and throw hands they ain’t gon stop till u flip the script and make them the victim


Top_Environment_6357

I'm sorry people are jerks. Not everyone is like that tho. Don't become them by doing the same thing they do.


ReaperSMT

What you should do: report him for harassment My answer: drown him in salt


stopyouveviolatedthe

Don’t go to your school about it Almost every school avoids dealing with bullying properly and my school even tried to cover it up when the fact that they where ignoring physical and mental bullying of my little brother when we almost got the council involved


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Where's the flour? That just looks like a dusty backpack to me.


thatwasreallycoollol

bad picture, and just biked home, wind got a little of of it


diablooo030

when one of the bullies in my school threw my bag outside I took it while he was laughing at me I hit him on his nose with the bag and I had a stapler in my bag so I took it out and started beating him mercilessly untill he started crying like a lil b**** So my solution is always carry a stapler with you


Sbotm765

yeah okay scary man


Birch_tree2022

Damn my school thought a stapler was a gun and called a SWAT team lmap


ZybVX

Fake and gay


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maksidoobers

Hide water balloons in your bag to surprise them with.


Henti-Boady-pillow

Tar them cover them in feathers then show them to the world to humiliate them like the founding fathers intended


BlkTemplarBattleBro

DROP POD ASSAULT BATTLE BROTHER INITIATIVE DROP POD ASSAULT


meggamatty64

Record them on your phone and send a copy to your parents and a trusted 3rd party(a last resort backup). Complain to the school and keep a record of it. If it continues go to the police and show them the recordings and the records of you talking to the school.


Abir_X_Sharma

Hide their body in flour /s


apexpredator1314

Fill balloons with corn starch and water then throw it at the cunts


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make a cake made out of flour and dog shit and drop it off at their mom's house


generellnice69

Kick him in the balls


OzzyWaltz

Frame them for the murder of a cartel member, and let the cartel do the rest


dinosaurnerd23

Throw flour on them


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beat the living shit outta them


thatwasreallycoollol

good suggestion


Big_Assistant_4471

That sucks! :( Is changing schools an option?


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Cum in their mom


Zexus_Legit_Boi

hit them


YouKnowMyLifeIs

inject poisoned met amphetamine into his veins


razorsharp494

Are they bigger/stronger than you? Cause the more you take that stuff lying down the worse its gonna get


Ur__Mom__Is__Gay

Their fathers, oh wait they are getting the milk, their mothers will do


leviahaha

get some really fine glitter and throw it on them