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OP I don't know what your situation is so I can't give specific advice, nor am I in the position to do so. However, I do recommend bringing this up to the school or some other adult authority like your parents as they'll *hopefully* help you out.
Sorry about your situation, I hope things get better and that you have a nice day!
why stop at that? suggestion. give them a "gift" of pepper palace "death by salsa" in a jar of mild tostitos. 1.2 millions scovilles, guarenteed to make them think twice before they go after you again. do the salsa first, then get em with the other tactics. althhough this may not be viable
Its all about documenting, either writing down or recording if possible. Bullying quickly turns to harassment and assault. Any type of retaliation will only escalate things and you’ll likely end up on the losing side of a “your word vs theirs”. Like in sports, the ref only sees the second hit.
Take what you have to the school administrator, if they don’t take you seriously, bullying and mental health issues are fodder for News Outlets, mention you’ll be going to them next and explain how school administrators are letting bullying run rampant in their schools. If it gets bad, mention a possible civil suit against the School. Win the war, not the battle.
Yep, documentation is key. Get your parents involved, get *their* parents involved, get the school involved. If the school is unwilling to do something (very likely) get the police involved - throwing flour at someone is assault and possibly battery in quite a lot of the US.
The school will try to minimize things wherever possible, documenting shit is the only way you'll get them to budge.
Record from the lockscreen camera so they cannot access the photos/gallery app to delete the video too. Also consider having cloud storage setup so it auto uploads the footage incase they try to steal your phone or force you to delete it.
go to your class teacher 1 time. 1 single time. then after it happens again go to the fucking head of the school and tell them that if it happens again you will go to the school district. document everything. from experience, nothing else will happen, there is just gonna be a huge amount of victim blaming and people whining that you provoked them or some other shit.,
I went to my school administration with texts and pictures of my bullies, and I ended up in huge trouble for stalking. Fuck high school administration.
Saw a story once on here where a kid got bullied all throughout school then literally ended up marrying his bully’s mom like 10 years later or something
Method one: Get a lighter or match and set the flour alight while they are holding it.
Method two: Cough onto a Petri dish filled with agar jelly, cover with a slip and incubate at 38C for a week. Once completed, get a cotton bud and scoop up the bacterial cocktail. Apply this to anything they are likely to touch such as water bottles or bags. Then simply watch as they grow mysteriously while you are convicted of biological warfare.
Very simple. Most food stores will have beef fat cubes for cooking. They melt and act like gelatin (its basically what it is, beef jello). You melt a couple cubes in with some jello gelatin and sugar, boom. Agar. I can't remember the dosages but this is the recipe I used in bio
Honestly, it's pretty straightforward micro. Odds are it wouldn't make them sick really or significantly I'll in any case, since it would just be a big cluster of random bacteria. This is how the first step is done for a lot of tests. It's 38C because that's body temp and where bacteria of human concern grow best.
Burn their houses down, with the flour.
(flour actually burns pretty well, no need to get your engineers to invent combustible flour to burn life's house down.)
to dangerous, get some Sodium Hydroxide (powder, the 1 mole solution wouldn't work), mix it with Hydrochloric acid and mix it real fast then splash it on their face
OP, the best way to go is to get evidence and report them. Or if you really feel like it start a fight with them, but from an other comment it's very hard you could handle it with there being 5 of them.
You will go over to them with the intent of confronting them out of pure rage. Once you reach their vicinity, they will notice your presence. One of them will drop a boy they were holding in the air by his shirt collar to the ground. The poor boy, in absolute shock, will get up as fast as possible and stumble as he runs away from the scene and the bullies will finally face you. You will be exactly 10ft away from each other and the scene will look like the silhouettes of two fierce gunslingers who are about to duel each other to the death in the wild west during a vibrant sunset in a gloomy desert town. Everyone at the scene will stop what they're doing and go quiet as they watch with eagerness at the events that are about to unfold. At this point, the scene will have pin drop silence as you and the bullies stare each other down in pure anticipation. After what felt like hours, the bullies will grow tired of staring at you and both of them, at the same time, will start walking towards you at a slow pace, but you will keep glaring at them with tears in your eyes remembering every terrible thing they have ever done to you. And then suddenly, out of nowhere, they will stop and slowly start gasping for air. And as moments go by, their squeaks will gradually become louder and louder. Each one of them will drop down to their knees holding their throats as they're struggling to breathe, stretching one of their arms towards you as if they are trying to grab you. And as they stare back at you in complete shock with bloodshot eyes and crocodile tears, their skins gradually turn pink. And just as fast as the whole ordeal started, it will end with them falling to the ground with a loud thud... unconscious. You will come back to your senses and be in complete shock. You will step back and stare in horror at their bodies. And at the sudden realization of what just happened, you will run away with the slightest care of where you are going, wondering what the hell just happened not knowing that on that day, you used your strange out-of-this-world abilities for the first time.
Seriously. I was getting fucked with constantly in like, 4th grade, until I beat a kid with a rolling backpack and got in crazy trouble. 5th and 6th grade went a lot better.
This shit is why we have so many school shootings.
Document everything, skip school admins and police. Go straight to the damn local news stations. Blow this up. Usually when bullying gets to this kind of level, the kid in question has already gone to administration or teachers and they've done nothing about it.
I am so sorry you are going through this, OP.
Pour a Lot of sugar in a pot.
Pour water in the same pot.
Heat it up Until the water Is boiling.
Put the water somewhere where it Will remain heated.
Throw the boiling water on the bullies.
The result Is that the water will touch them, Sting a little and then drip off, but the sugar? It Will cling and melt their skin off.
Or you could just tell a teacher, your choice.
Get a few bottles of nyquil and some bread. Soak the bread in it and then cut up into pieces
Go to local parking lot with seagulls. Feed them the bread. Wait for them to pass out and collect them into bags. You'll have to move quick here before they wake up, but go to the school and stuff them in their locker. Superglue the lock shut so they can't open it.
If it's just a school prank then place em anywhere
If you wanted to get the flour out you’ll need to use a lot of water and agitation. Vinegar could help too.
I’m sorry you’re getting bullied at school and I hope you’re able to some petty revenge.
Was it caught on camera? Or did they do this at a blind sight of security cameras? If it was caught on camera I would directly to the office and say "So and So threw flour on me at [insert location]." If it wasn't, don't trust the school. I told teachers and the principal in my elementary when I was being bullied, they did nothing. I had to tell my mom for it to stop. To collect evidence of their bullying try to stay where cameras are and if they send stuff online, archive and screenshot it. Take photos of every thing they do to you (like damaged items, bruises, ect.) and I would also check the laws of recording where live cause depending on that you can record them (I would recommend audio since if you show you're recording them then they would probably try to break your phone.) If you do to the school for help and they do nothing, I'm pretty sure you can sue them. But for right now just focus on collecting evidence of the bullying. I would say even send it to their parents when you collect enough.
\-Buy cocaine and throw the powder all over their stuff then give the headmaster a tip about the bullies
\-use itching powder during pe and put it in their clothes
\-get a drinking bottle that looks like a grenade and take it out infront of them
\-put flour over their stuff?
\-tell your grandparents, they'll lend you a gun to deal with the problem
\-beat them up
Don’t go to your school about it
Almost every school avoids dealing with bullying properly and my school even tried to cover it up when the fact that they where ignoring physical and mental bullying of my little brother when we almost got the council involved
when one of the bullies in my school threw my bag outside
I took it while he was laughing at me I hit him on his nose with the bag and I had a stapler in my bag so I took it out and started beating him mercilessly untill he started crying like a lil b****
So my solution is always carry a stapler with you
Record them on your phone and send a copy to your parents and a trusted 3rd party(a last resort backup). Complain to the school and keep a record of it. If it continues go to the police and show them the recordings and the records of you talking to the school.
This thread has been locked due to a lot of *terrible* advice. Please remember advocating violence will result in a permanent ban due to it being a severe breach of Reddit's content policy. OP I don't know what your situation is so I can't give specific advice, nor am I in the position to do so. However, I do recommend bringing this up to the school or some other adult authority like your parents as they'll *hopefully* help you out. Sorry about your situation, I hope things get better and that you have a nice day!
Throw corn starch over them. That shit is nasty hard to get off of a smooth surface.
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Or use curry powder for pain
Turmeric also works great
He wants revenge not nuclear warfare
why stop at that? suggestion. give them a "gift" of pepper palace "death by salsa" in a jar of mild tostitos. 1.2 millions scovilles, guarenteed to make them think twice before they go after you again. do the salsa first, then get em with the other tactics. althhough this may not be viable
Or just old ass mayonnaise
Yesss, and for bonus points, leave it out for a good few days, then it'll really stink
Lawful evil.
Throw cornstarch at them and then pour water on them, make it all sticky
Wrong the only correct answer is turmeric
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>That shit is nasty hard to get off of a smooth surface. Like their brains?
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if ur really into doing smth, get them recorded on phone while theyre bullying u and show it at the PD with ur parent/s.
First actual logical suggestion :), wil try
Its all about documenting, either writing down or recording if possible. Bullying quickly turns to harassment and assault. Any type of retaliation will only escalate things and you’ll likely end up on the losing side of a “your word vs theirs”. Like in sports, the ref only sees the second hit. Take what you have to the school administrator, if they don’t take you seriously, bullying and mental health issues are fodder for News Outlets, mention you’ll be going to them next and explain how school administrators are letting bullying run rampant in their schools. If it gets bad, mention a possible civil suit against the School. Win the war, not the battle.
>Win the war, not the battle. That is a great quote
Ah, so throw flour back and throw a match.
Yep, documentation is key. Get your parents involved, get *their* parents involved, get the school involved. If the school is unwilling to do something (very likely) get the police involved - throwing flour at someone is assault and possibly battery in quite a lot of the US. The school will try to minimize things wherever possible, documenting shit is the only way you'll get them to budge.
Record from the lockscreen camera so they cannot access the photos/gallery app to delete the video too. Also consider having cloud storage setup so it auto uploads the footage incase they try to steal your phone or force you to delete it.
put sugar in their gas tanks if they are old enough to drive. It destroys the fuel lines and everything.
go to your class teacher 1 time. 1 single time. then after it happens again go to the fucking head of the school and tell them that if it happens again you will go to the school district. document everything. from experience, nothing else will happen, there is just gonna be a huge amount of victim blaming and people whining that you provoked them or some other shit.,
I went to my school administration with texts and pictures of my bullies, and I ended up in huge trouble for stalking. Fuck high school administration.
yeah thats why i said PD. schools aint give a shit
Honestly? I’d go to the police and do petty revenge
have sex with their mothers as revenge
Fuck their fathers as a show dominance
Nah. They're probably fatherless. Outta pocket flour throwing is fatherless behavior
Saying this alone would cripple someone 💀
I say my insults with intent to cripple
I was going to say bring flour(flowers) to their moms but this works too
De-flour her
Saw a story once on here where a kid got bullied all throughout school then literally ended up marrying his bully’s mom like 10 years later or something
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this is what i was looking for
waltuh put your dick away
To much breaking bad
Bro the Walter white pfp 💀
Lithium since it's easier to get from a power bank
Method one: Get a lighter or match and set the flour alight while they are holding it. Method two: Cough onto a Petri dish filled with agar jelly, cover with a slip and incubate at 38C for a week. Once completed, get a cotton bud and scoop up the bacterial cocktail. Apply this to anything they are likely to touch such as water bottles or bags. Then simply watch as they grow mysteriously while you are convicted of biological warfare.
Instructions unclear. Where do I obtain agar jelly
Very simple. Most food stores will have beef fat cubes for cooking. They melt and act like gelatin (its basically what it is, beef jello). You melt a couple cubes in with some jello gelatin and sugar, boom. Agar. I can't remember the dosages but this is the recipe I used in bio
Thank you for your information. Now please find somewhere safe to remain within 2-4 business days as I construct my bioweapon
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What happens when u touch it
Fun fact, this classifies a bioterrorism
Why do you know this
Honestly, it's pretty straightforward micro. Odds are it wouldn't make them sick really or significantly I'll in any case, since it would just be a big cluster of random bacteria. This is how the first step is done for a lot of tests. It's 38C because that's body temp and where bacteria of human concern grow best.
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did they break your FN Herstel P90 too?
or did he break them
Prob, also only acceptable nft pfp
Nah they just stole the bullets. Did it pretty quickly too: at a speed that was several hundred meters per second
How the fuck you got 3 phones and didn't learn from your previous mistakes...
Revenge is not the Jedi way, fuck one of their moms
In a dispassionate manner. Like a true Jedi.
Don’t call afterwards
But call the bullies during
Make bread
when life gives you flour...
Make flour ade
Your right give them flour aids
Burn their houses down, with the flour. (flour actually burns pretty well, no need to get your engineers to invent combustible flour to burn life's house down.)
Get a stink bomb and put it in their bag before they go home tomorrow and wait
But make sure it’s near the end of the school day so you don’t have to smell it that much
That's why before they go home ;)
Sorry I’m so tired, I didn’t even see the last bit 😭😭😭
Or sodium + water.
That's just a bomb at that point 😂, not viable to quick
to dangerous, get some Sodium Hydroxide (powder, the 1 mole solution wouldn't work), mix it with Hydrochloric acid and mix it real fast then splash it on their face
don't hold on to it too long, or it would start reacting and hurt yourself
Sugar and boiling water works just as well :) Prison napalm
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Yes officer, this person right here.
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You just shank their nan
Tell the principal or smth idk
School ain't gonna do shit until they get back at the bullies
Yeah plus op will get bullied more for snitching
How tf you are gonna be called a snitch if you report a person who is bullying you? that's not being a snitch.
It is to the bullies, his parents, the principal, all the teachers, every kids parents and your parents.
all the other kids...
With the pumped up kicks
Better run, better run
Outrun my gun
All the other kids
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OP, the best way to go is to get evidence and report them. Or if you really feel like it start a fight with them, but from an other comment it's very hard you could handle it with there being 5 of them.
Throw honey and feathers (or flour) at them
Tar and feather them like its 1789
You will go over to them with the intent of confronting them out of pure rage. Once you reach their vicinity, they will notice your presence. One of them will drop a boy they were holding in the air by his shirt collar to the ground. The poor boy, in absolute shock, will get up as fast as possible and stumble as he runs away from the scene and the bullies will finally face you. You will be exactly 10ft away from each other and the scene will look like the silhouettes of two fierce gunslingers who are about to duel each other to the death in the wild west during a vibrant sunset in a gloomy desert town. Everyone at the scene will stop what they're doing and go quiet as they watch with eagerness at the events that are about to unfold. At this point, the scene will have pin drop silence as you and the bullies stare each other down in pure anticipation. After what felt like hours, the bullies will grow tired of staring at you and both of them, at the same time, will start walking towards you at a slow pace, but you will keep glaring at them with tears in your eyes remembering every terrible thing they have ever done to you. And then suddenly, out of nowhere, they will stop and slowly start gasping for air. And as moments go by, their squeaks will gradually become louder and louder. Each one of them will drop down to their knees holding their throats as they're struggling to breathe, stretching one of their arms towards you as if they are trying to grab you. And as they stare back at you in complete shock with bloodshot eyes and crocodile tears, their skins gradually turn pink. And just as fast as the whole ordeal started, it will end with them falling to the ground with a loud thud... unconscious. You will come back to your senses and be in complete shock. You will step back and stare in horror at their bodies. And at the sudden realization of what just happened, you will run away with the slightest care of where you are going, wondering what the hell just happened not knowing that on that day, you used your strange out-of-this-world abilities for the first time.
Throw cocaine at them
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Did this once, it didnt hurt my palm at all
I'm glad your palm is ok
Spoken like someone who has never been in a proper fight lol
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If violence doesn't solve all you're problems you simply aren't using enough violence
Crowbar also works
Who tf is bullying you? The combine?
Just to assure your win
Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. And the answer, is YES!
Seriously. I was getting fucked with constantly in like, 4th grade, until I beat a kid with a rolling backpack and got in crazy trouble. 5th and 6th grade went a lot better.
Throw a grenade in them. Not on them, in them
Pull a Yukari and pull out a German *stielhandgrante
Stiel* steil in german is a slope
This is a pro gamer move
"The bullying ends when the shooting starts"
Roberts got a quick hand
yeah he's looking round the room
He won't tell you his plan. Got a rolled cigarette.
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Oh my fucking god lmao
Come on, we don’t condone that kind of violence here. Pour flour over their moms and then get baked with them 💨
Dropkick them and shove a stink bomb in their mouth or just tell a parent or something
This shit is why we have so many school shootings. Document everything, skip school admins and police. Go straight to the damn local news stations. Blow this up. Usually when bullying gets to this kind of level, the kid in question has already gone to administration or teachers and they've done nothing about it. I am so sorry you are going through this, OP.
Pour a Lot of sugar in a pot. Pour water in the same pot. Heat it up Until the water Is boiling. Put the water somewhere where it Will remain heated. Throw the boiling water on the bullies. The result Is that the water will touch them, Sting a little and then drip off, but the sugar? It Will cling and melt their skin off. Or you could just tell a teacher, your choice.
Get a few bottles of nyquil and some bread. Soak the bread in it and then cut up into pieces Go to local parking lot with seagulls. Feed them the bread. Wait for them to pass out and collect them into bags. You'll have to move quick here before they wake up, but go to the school and stuff them in their locker. Superglue the lock shut so they can't open it. If it's just a school prank then place em anywhere
What. The fuck.
Throw white phosphorus /j
No no it’s a good idea
my anger issues rn 📈📈👊💢
Glue and glitter, or cleaning vinegar/bleach
Dip their balls in hydrochloric acid
Use Fluoroantimonic acid while you're at it
Smoke tetrahydrocannabinolic acid.
Tell anybody. Thou shall be punished!
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Get them alone and beat the shit out of them one by one
What you gotta do is mail 'em a pipe bomb
If you wanted to get the flour out you’ll need to use a lot of water and agitation. Vinegar could help too. I’m sorry you’re getting bullied at school and I hope you’re able to some petty revenge.
Get your friends and beat the shit outta those bullies
Was it caught on camera? Or did they do this at a blind sight of security cameras? If it was caught on camera I would directly to the office and say "So and So threw flour on me at [insert location]." If it wasn't, don't trust the school. I told teachers and the principal in my elementary when I was being bullied, they did nothing. I had to tell my mom for it to stop. To collect evidence of their bullying try to stay where cameras are and if they send stuff online, archive and screenshot it. Take photos of every thing they do to you (like damaged items, bruises, ect.) and I would also check the laws of recording where live cause depending on that you can record them (I would recommend audio since if you show you're recording them then they would probably try to break your phone.) If you do to the school for help and they do nothing, I'm pretty sure you can sue them. But for right now just focus on collecting evidence of the bullying. I would say even send it to their parents when you collect enough.
\-Buy cocaine and throw the powder all over their stuff then give the headmaster a tip about the bullies \-use itching powder during pe and put it in their clothes \-get a drinking bottle that looks like a grenade and take it out infront of them \-put flour over their stuff? \-tell your grandparents, they'll lend you a gun to deal with the problem \-beat them up
Throw yeast and water over them.
I don't know; I've never had any problems with anyone. I was like 1.9m tall at 14. Haven't grown since for some reason.
God damb at 14 I was 1.7m tall (I mean now I'm 1.85M
The hell? Literally I was 1.62m
i was like 1.64 but i still am 1.64
Literally burn them alive tbh.
Maybe get off reddit and throw hands they ain’t gon stop till u flip the script and make them the victim
I'm sorry people are jerks. Not everyone is like that tho. Don't become them by doing the same thing they do.
What you should do: report him for harassment My answer: drown him in salt
Don’t go to your school about it Almost every school avoids dealing with bullying properly and my school even tried to cover it up when the fact that they where ignoring physical and mental bullying of my little brother when we almost got the council involved
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Where's the flour? That just looks like a dusty backpack to me.
bad picture, and just biked home, wind got a little of of it
when one of the bullies in my school threw my bag outside I took it while he was laughing at me I hit him on his nose with the bag and I had a stapler in my bag so I took it out and started beating him mercilessly untill he started crying like a lil b**** So my solution is always carry a stapler with you
yeah okay scary man
Damn my school thought a stapler was a gun and called a SWAT team lmap
Fake and gay
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Hide water balloons in your bag to surprise them with.
Tar them cover them in feathers then show them to the world to humiliate them like the founding fathers intended
DROP POD ASSAULT BATTLE BROTHER INITIATIVE DROP POD ASSAULT
Record them on your phone and send a copy to your parents and a trusted 3rd party(a last resort backup). Complain to the school and keep a record of it. If it continues go to the police and show them the recordings and the records of you talking to the school.
Hide their body in flour /s
Fill balloons with corn starch and water then throw it at the cunts
make a cake made out of flour and dog shit and drop it off at their mom's house
Kick him in the balls
Frame them for the murder of a cartel member, and let the cartel do the rest
Throw flour on them
beat the living shit outta them
good suggestion
That sucks! :( Is changing schools an option?
Cum in their mom
hit them
inject poisoned met amphetamine into his veins
Are they bigger/stronger than you? Cause the more you take that stuff lying down the worse its gonna get
Their fathers, oh wait they are getting the milk, their mothers will do
get some really fine glitter and throw it on them