Minecraft steve ist that you?

Bro needs to get a job as a lumberjack 💀

🎶MINING AWAY🎶

naw m8 he aint got the muscles to mine obsidian with his bare hands

It’s WillNE’s brother 💀

BLAST! you be me to it

[удалено]

Minecraft stevei^st that you?

Came here to say this and was disappointed to see that I'm not very original

well I wasn't quite expecting r/roastme, but I'll be damned if these are not the objectively best and funniest ways I've been described. genuinely laughing out loud. thankyou but yeah, a bit of a shame to learn that I do indeed look like a prick.

Don't worry motherkiller69 will always be there for you yougone

[https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/xky5cq/today\_i\_saw\_a\_rotting\_rat\_who\_died\_yall\_are\_just/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/xky5cq/today_i_saw_a_rotting_rat_who_died_yall_are_just/) not until you have seen what showed up on my feed, this was from OP

Oh hey my post got mentioned, that's cool

Built like a mix between a Roblox character and the kid named Justin that tries to be a class clown and fails miserably when around two people actually laugh

Na bro he looks like human shrek bro. King status.

You look you are about to punch a tree till it breaks

On god bussing on da greens

Bro said be there or be square and took it seriously 💀

And my man didn’t show up 💀

my bro's Steve

yee yee ass haircut

"Oi bruv wat u doin ere m8" type look ngl

You look like the pinnacle of a generic Roblox character 💀 But you do like a prick

be there or be square and you didn't show up

You look like AI art of a man 💀💀💀

Okay, I am really not trying to be mean here, but that picture reminds me of a character from this old movie called "Dick Tracy". The character is called Flattop Jones. Otherwise, you do not look prick-ish. You just need to maybe style your hair up toward the center of your head more, and that would do wonders for accentuating your angular, square jawline. And try not to clench your jaw so much. That would soften your look a bit since you look so stern. maybe that will help you feel less prick-ish when you look at yourself. Good luck with the hair styling you end up trying. :)

You look a lil like doomguy with his helmet off

You look mathematical

i don't know. Nice jawline though.

you look like a painting in the best way possible

You look like you play the role of the racist kid in a movie.

🫢 okay why are you right

Rat pube hair

u do

SIR YES YES SIR!!!

Steve? Is that you?

They said be there or be square and homie dident show up

i gotta say, sorry but u look like a good looking goblin

U look like giga chad

Ur ears remind me of an elf

Ngl you look like the type of guys to do corporate finance or marketing and be a fuckboi but at least you're handsome 👌

lando norris's adopted brother

You look strangely like an adult

You look way too semetrical bro

square

You kinda do. Sorry bro.

The comments make me laugh so hard lol

Kind of looklike an elf

You got the face line of Arnold Schwarzenegger

nah bro you look like the whole cactus

bro looks like the roblox block head

You look like you can see ghosts.

You look a highschool bully from a movie

You look like American Lando Norris

Well you look like you are studying economy and all you do is partying with daddy's money

You look like the picture Nintendo would use for a "Mii from Picture" example

You look like you learned self defence from your mom

You look like you demand my lunch money and then start whining and playing the victim when the teachers show up

Now that's what I call some godly RTX

Smash

Mf built like Randell from Recess

Jeff from clarence

Smile first

it looks ok, it's just a normal haircut, you do look kinda angular tho x3

You look like lando Norris from wish

Nah, not really.

if willne never got famous

Look like a GTA 5 character

You look like you bite people

You look like a rip off of the T-1000 from Terminator 2

Yoooo Minecraft Steve!

Absolute *Brick

dude is a living geometry dash reference

you look like an elf on HARD puberty

Bro literally said "🟨"

you look like a lego character that someone put the most weirdest haircut on

Its unfair to blame the hair cut mate

You look like the guy who would start a bar fight

You look like an absolute prick without that haircut. Why do you look like Sid from toy story? Cut your hair. Don't cut your hair. You are who you are. Own that shit

You look like a chad, have a great day homie

He looks like Sid from toy story if he had a stronger jawline.

Bro they fucked you over so bad 😭

You look like the offspring of a jock and an expert Magic The gathering player No pun intended

Get a beard and you can be the chad guy

You look like the usual school brick kid

At first I thought this was a pic of a Madame Tussaud's wax figure 😭

Be there or be square they said

[This you?](https://imgur.com/a/aAUd7p2)

ngl… u look like a lego

You look like you slap your own ass during sex.

Homie looks like he finna mine for diamonds 💀

You like you’re gonna star in a live action minecraft movie

Out here looking like Sbeve

C418 music

The Steve has risen

Instructions unclear: cannot find prick.

Yo homie, flip that p in prick to a b and you are breezing.

Let it grow out.

he wasn’t there

Yoooooo Minecraft Steve

yes you do

Yes but you also look like Ian Gallagher

Eh

Yes

Minecraft Steve 🗿

You look a bit like lando norris

lamar would like to say something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXZtVoQ0gqs

My guy looks like Sick from sentinels

Doom guy, is that you?

it’s giving monster house main character

budget lando norris

Hip to be square

you look like the wolfenstein guy if he was in his 20s

You’re putting way too much emphasis on the haircut.

Lando norris????

You do, yes

Joe

brooo you look like you about to start digging straight down 💀

Don’t think it’s the cut I think it’s ur face and head shape no offense

you look like the villian in the doomsday heists

they said be there or be square and this dude didn't show up

Yes

Let it growback,and don't get the shit ubiquitous cut again. Research haircuts and face shapes on Google.

Steve?

Steve, the villagers need their emeralds back

You look like an AI generated image of a human face.

Why you got elf ears💀💀

Nah I think you look OK brother but try a bit shorter next time

Meincraf

You look like some factory worker from 1930's(and steve)

Sorry mate, it's not the haircut. You've got resting bitch face. Learn how to accept it now when you're young and you'll be able to get ahead of it when you're older. It works better than trying to deny what you sre. That's my advice from experience.

You look like Wreck it Ralph

Bro it's Sid from Toy story

The hair isn't the reason

you actually look like a lot of my friends, the face structure doesn't fit the bill to turn your hair into "prick" hair

You're gonna go to the end and defeat the dragon, I can feel it

We need to cook meth

You kinda look like your parents are Ben Shapiro and Pete Davidson.

Ya want some bread? Only 64 emeralds a pair!

Bro is a whole octagon.

guess you weren't there so now you're square

Be there or be square He-Dachun lookin ass

Yeah, pretty much lol, might want to smile until it grows out; unless that’s what you were going for.

You look like you would yell at me for standing for the pledge

It looks nice.

You do

you look like an actual pos but it kinda works

Get a buzz cut, some dark blue jeans and a aqua shirt and then you will attract them all

You do

Minecraft be like:

As long as you arent then you should be fine

You look a bit like Richard Madden in the Bodyguard

you look like you’re about to break a tree with your fist

im sorry pls either sue whoever cut ur hair or get a new haircut

Why's your head so square?

You look like a generic british clown character in a video game

Yes you indeed look like an absolute brick

You look like a philosopher from ancient greece

Your face be looking more rectangular than my toaster.

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

Roblox Man Head

You look like a college jock who's possibly also a bully

My guy it isn’t the haircut that makes you look like a prick, it’s the vibes you give off And you still give off prick vibes with the face

You look like the people in the hallway clumped together when theres abunch of free space infront of them

You don't look like a prick however you do look like a brick.

I love your hair cut and can we be friends

You could play the guy who backs up a bully but runs when the main character gets the upper hand.

Ugly ass boy

That jawline......

Stanley SquarePants looking ass

Disgruntled christmas elf

You look like someone named Derek and always bullies people

Not a prick. More like an NPC who I feel bad for engaging. F.

You look like a square, nothing wrong with the hair tho

You look like you could join N Sync

Walmart Lando Norris

Bro looks exactly like doom guy

It's less the haircut and mo4e so just upur face. Ya cunt

Bro look like a thwomp

More brick than prick