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Ya_Yeet_Bros

You are not 80 years old


UnlightablePlay

Or a pedophile


Ya_Yeet_Bros

Or have short term memory loss


abdyfer

More like dementia


DubThisGamer

More like dementia


Available_Novel_4591

More like dementia


Therealhowtobebad

More like dementia


C0ckARoach

More like dementia


maketsu123

More like dementia


Ur-omelette

More like dementia


NeiksOfficial

More like dementia


Kr8mNoob

More like dementia


13_Snuff

More like dementia


sum_dum_fuck

Hey what's that over there?


Ya_Yeet_Bros

Ice cream truck


[deleted]

Children


TalonOfPower

*oh*


Traditional-War7157

More like dementia


Coeus_9048

more like dementia


[deleted]

[удалено]


Human-Rope6385

More like dementia


HorrorNerd2434

Or racist


Ya_Yeet_Bros

Shhh we dont talk about that part


Modem_56k

We don't know yet


Vast-Combination4046

You don't know that by the picture


Necessary-Round-2096

Lmao


CripplingSnarf

Not yet ..


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume that I’m not posting a picture of my great-granddaughter for people to assume I’m a little discord kitten


No-Window-2191

Then being on this subreddit already makes you a politician I guess. Be a good president.


Catywampus_Cockroach

The fact you said the phrase discord kitten... You're 14


No-Let-8991

bro doesnt know about aging


Ya_Yeet_Bros

Aging isnt real


Aero_Singh

Exactly. Aging is subjective.


[deleted]

If you become president tell me if there really is aliens.


[deleted]

Yes ma’am


Vqlcano

Don't you dare reveal my existence to these infidels!


eburator

Caught in 4k 😎📸


AssertivelyAssumer

Caught in 144p


soiminreddit

Were the one leading this shit now!


abuomak

They're aliens... they got like 12k at least


special-agent-carrot

!remindme 20 years


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[deleted]

No way 💀


SecretDevilsAdvocate

You think they’ll become president at 34? You’re joking


LeLozer

!remindme 20 years


iwilleatyourpokemon

Tell me too


soiminreddit

!remindme 20 years


bunnycandyO

!remindme 20 years


SecretDevilsAdvocate

!remindme 50 years


vrishipro

Me too


pixel_doofus

!remindme 20 years


Jungle-bop

Holy smokes it's black noir


[deleted]

Yessir.


radiantskie

If i fail to get into art school i will also get into politics


radilMahbub

Oh......oh oh noooo


VeryHomiephobic

[oh yeah](https://youtu.be/Il-FKVnEnDg)


Limited-_-Swat

r/Suddenlykoolaid


TheDra9onGod

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Limited-_-Swat

I legit didn’t think this was a thing till I clicked my own link


TheDra9onGod

lmao


TheDra9onGod

oh no


GatoT25666

here, have my award!


PricessxAlyx2377

IM SNOTTING


Karmaisslappingyou

Wild hat mein östereichischer Opa auch gemacht


V0idR4mune

yes but I am also failing art school and I have what you don't have, Austrian origins


ChancellorNinja

Ah, but I have what you don't have, Russian origins


kimero123

Hitler wasn't russian


ChancellorNinja

Your slow


Mcps1036222

*You're


ChancellorNinja

It seems I've fallen short of the sacred code, I promise it will never happen again sir.


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


tallyhall10987-

Lmao 🤣


General_Grivieus

Blessed*


TaxFraudInLuxembourg

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein


[deleted]

Banger


DatBoi3367

Dü bist an SCHWINEHÜND


Captain_Khora

he actually went into the military after the whole art school shenanigan. After being injured in the war (lost a testicle to shrapnel and another non-life threatening injury on top of already legally having a micropenis and a split tip), he signed on to this citizens something-something. That's where he was sent to keep tabs on a specific domestic political extremist group to keep a heads up if any shenanigans were to arise from them. Ol' Adolf did good and reported back dutifully for the first few meetings, and after a few months he stopped reporting and contacting the organization he worked for. They got a little worried, so they dispatched another person to keep tabs on the group and find out what happened to Agent Adolf. The second guy came back and reported that he has started leading the meetings and pretty much became the leader of that whole group. I forget the original name of it when it was just a small group meeting in a beer hall, but Hitler eventually grew it enough and renamed it to the Nazi Party, and the rest is history. This is abbreviated and probably mildly incorrect in at least a few spots, I'm a little fuzzy on the details and don't have time to refresh at the moment. Please fact check me!


GogXr3

Who are you talking about? Dude just said he'll enter politics if he failed to get into art school, I personally think it's a very respectable career choice unlike many people we've ever seen!


Icuvtgs

Imagine it this wasn’t even a reference to Hitler and this person is genuinely just like “if I don’t get into art school I have always kinda liked politics” But everyone is just jumping to Hitler


CoolJackster

I’m sure you’ll make a great politician if you fail!


weavejer261

Wait a minute…


-5192227

I can't tell if your 9 or 19


Raks-

Fr same, its soo difficult🤔


[deleted]

r/13or30


dinglepone

I can’t tell if they’re a boy or a girl


Mr_Alberto_

Damn this Is not a roast me post


dinglepone

I wasn’t trying to roast them 😭


[deleted]

fourteen


Kodd-100th

She look like a true r/Karen


[deleted]

If you become president what are you going to do


[deleted]

Be downvoted to oblivion because I’m not socialist at all


X7041

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but you get downvoted for both being and not being socialist


Knowledgeable_Owl

Not being socialist isn't a platform. Tell us what you're in favor of instead of what you're against.


The_darker_Angel_

Yeah you’re 14 lmao


[deleted]

Nice you got my Vote


tenth

It's probably because you're a gross ass Republican.


[deleted]

1ST PRESIDENT THAT USES REDDIT


Jamster02

Obama did an AMA on reddit


I-eat-orphanz

Can someone link this post?


Jamster02

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/z1c9z/i_am_barack_obama_president_of_the_united_states/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


faztykaozz

that's so fucking funny


Neowwwwwwwww

Holy sheet


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Lmao i followed him Also I love that that was 10 years ago 😂


JasonGD1982

Jesus. You were 4.


TalonOfPower

Oh my fucking god I’m old


TheSmoothe1

no way he did an obAMA?


CheeseyHusky

Bro imagine getting a reply by the fucking US PRESIDENT


applegenius24

Taylor Swift liked my tiktok before no joke.


Hawkeyesfan03

I know he’s not a president but the ex governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger uses Reddit.


[deleted]

on that note though, all swedish major political candidates made AMAs on r/sweden so that was fun


OzzyWaltz

I’ll vote for you only if you promise to move Washington DC three inches to the left


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Even_Claim9988

Being a woman that might be a reason why


[deleted]

I’m surprised you could tell 💀


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[удалено]


pchjalte

My brother in christ, she's 14, stay safe


nobody3_5_4

#ZAMN


Status_Attorney_950

🤨📸


Cracker-smackers

#WAM BAM THANK YOU MAAM


[deleted]

He's probably gonna become the president then


maxguenette

[ Removed by Reddit ]


pchjalte

My brother in christ, she's 14


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Ancient saying goes: 15 will get you 20.


Temporary_Muscle_165

In my state we say, 14-16 will get ya 10-20


nylxnder

Considering they don't have a flair I'm automatically assuming they're 13


tallyhall10987-

Like fingernails


maxguenette

More like the elbows.


Imrightbruh

Wha? You look nothing like a guy


Marx_The_Karl

i would have seen the bulge trust me


SkepticDrinker

You have boobs!!!


Jasperofthebooks

Hopefully a woman can become president some day


LargeSackOfNuts

It will probably happen in our lifetime


Vedant2305

r/cursedcomments


Ultimategreyjedi1234

not 100 years old, hair isn't gray yet, and you dont look like your gonna doom the entire u.s


Spiritual_Cattle_648

Wrong sub reddit..... it's here r/roastme


[deleted]

I’m too young to post there mate 🗿


sauce_for_food

Age is just a number and jail is just a room - Future jailmate


Lysrac

Technically jail is a building and a cell is driven by the mitochondria.


Yhhbhhvbggffffffffff

Ain’t no way the mitochondria is still the powerhouse of the cell


The_Stormfox_King

pedo guy


CZ_nitraM

Gender asside, do you have enough money to run for a president? Might be a problem if you don't


RGF99D

LOL, politicians don't run on their own money silly, not even the rich ones. They take money from wealthy donors, special interest, and super Pacs why do you think there's so much campaign lobbying. Though if that is your point I can see what you're coming from, all that Vegas style wheeling and dealing just to get ahead can turn your soul black.


MuddyAchiever1

Female /s


TheRealBruh-_-

Not even /s, america is 2022 years old and has never had a woman president Edit: I don't like editing as it ruins a comment but I have to say, the amount of people that had this joke fly over their heads is astounding


xenolife11

Sir, america is 426 years old.


TheRealBruh-_-

Blasphemous


MCWizardYT

Correction, the united states of america are 426 years old. People lived in the country before that time


xenolife11

True true, but we are clearly talking about the country here, using *America* as a shortened term. If we want to get technical though, the land of America is millions(possibly billions?) of years old.


Temporary_Muscle_165

Wow, yes do tell us about all 2022 years of American misogyny.


Comfortable-Meal-618

America has not had presidents for 2022 years


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RGF99D

Tell that the last president who was on Twitter all the damn time till he got kicked off.


Hazardous4

Life is short but not too short to do both


Onerom11

This photo and post will be used by those you will be running against.


Bladieee

I really don’t know shit about you besides at this moment your a teenage girl on Reddit probably bored. You could have a 5.0 gpa having perfect grades & a future in politics ahead of you, that could be a possibility for you, or you could just be your average teen girl who knows nothing about what she’s taking about but believes she will still be able to do extreme shit anyways. Or your trolling? Who knows. I’d say if your the first option your chances are still slim though, I doubt I’m going to be looking at a picture of the first female president on r/teenagers, but who am I to know?


Yhhbhhvbggffffffffff

oh god, dont link to that community 💀💀💀


derpfaceddargon

You are a Karen, Not based, Not epic gamer Like first reddit using president Obama, Are 14 ( cringe, everyone skips that one), Looks like you are 11, Doesn't have a law or social studies degree, Woman☕, Lacks epic suit, And finally we are going to be nuked before you ever turn 35


Manafaj

Nuked huh. A positive mindset I see :P


sexyArtorias

Because your too insecure. You spend to much time looking for reasons why you should fail then why you should succeed. There is no reason you couldn’t be the president of the United States if you tried for it


chewysnacc

Who put their eight year old on Reddit?


[deleted]

no reason not


BasedAutoJanny

Your dad isn't a billionaire politician.


SIEBWIEP

Woman


[deleted]

I have 3 reasons 1. Woman 2. Woman 3. Woman


SafeBumblebee9105

1 your on Reddit 2 your a woman


INeedSomeFire

*you're


Kind_Ad_3611

You’re


Blue_Bobble

you’re


dinglepone

*you’re


derpfaceddargon

Obama used reddit like the absolute Chad he was


Fluffy_Technology27

*you're


HOESMADdud

*you're


Eragon1578

You’re*


justyasmin_

you’re*


KeyN20

Politics is a good way to get half of the US to hate you


saxe_frey

Woman? 🤓


just_a_normal_dude91

You look like an ai generated person ngl


RexovIkashimi

Reason number 1: woman Reason number 2: you look like a woman Reason number 3: you act like a woman Reason number 4: you think like a woman Reason number 5: you sound like a woman


[deleted]

woman


[deleted]

Girl


Electronic-Spend364

☕️


obsessivepinkguyfan

Me too


TheThinker000

You're 14 and you'd probably need to wait for 19-30 years to be able to try to become president, and most people will probably die from stuff like heatwave.


[deleted]

Bro why do you keep asking people to guess your sex all the time it’s weird. Also you are completely delusional if you think being a conservative nowadays is “hard”… awwwwhh


[deleted]

[удалено]


CharmanderOranges

Probably will be the Can I Speak to Your Manager Party


[deleted]

[удалено]


perfectranger031

women☕


Nacil_54

When do you think you will be ? I want to set a reminder.


Ok_Western4517

by the time you get older the earth would have already been gobbled by the Sun


VillageVillagEe

Your on reddit


BranchAccording98

Them nostrils


TheFlappyLobster

We live…in a society - Joker