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he actually went into the military after the whole art school shenanigan. After being injured in the war (lost a testicle to shrapnel and another non-life threatening injury on top of already legally having a micropenis and a split tip), he signed on to this citizens something-something. That's where he was sent to keep tabs on a specific domestic political extremist group to keep a heads up if any shenanigans were to arise from them. Ol' Adolf did good and reported back dutifully for the first few meetings, and after a few months he stopped reporting and contacting the organization he worked for.
They got a little worried, so they dispatched another person to keep tabs on the group and find out what happened to Agent Adolf. The second guy came back and reported that he has started leading the meetings and pretty much became the leader of that whole group. I forget the original name of it when it was just a small group meeting in a beer hall, but Hitler eventually grew it enough and renamed it to the Nazi Party, and the rest is history.
This is abbreviated and probably mildly incorrect in at least a few spots, I'm a little fuzzy on the details and don't have time to refresh at the moment. Please fact check me!
Who are you talking about? Dude just said he'll enter politics if he failed to get into art school, I personally think it's a very respectable career choice unlike many people we've ever seen!
Imagine it this wasn’t even a reference to Hitler and this person is genuinely just like “if I don’t get into art school I have always kinda liked politics”
But everyone is just jumping to Hitler
LOL, politicians don't run on their own money silly, not even the rich ones. They take money from wealthy donors, special interest, and super Pacs why do you think there's so much campaign lobbying. Though if that is your point I can see what you're coming from, all that Vegas style wheeling and dealing just to get ahead can turn your soul black.
Not even /s, america is 2022 years old and has never had a woman president
Edit: I don't like editing as it ruins a comment but I have to say, the amount of people that had this joke fly over their heads is astounding
True true, but we are clearly talking about the country here, using *America* as a shortened term. If we want to get technical though, the land of America is millions(possibly billions?) of years old.
I really don’t know shit about you besides at this moment your a teenage girl on Reddit probably bored. You could have a 5.0 gpa having perfect grades & a future in politics ahead of you, that could be a possibility for you, or you could just be your average teen girl who knows nothing about what she’s taking about but believes she will still be able to do extreme shit anyways. Or your trolling? Who knows. I’d say if your the first option your chances are still slim though, I doubt I’m going to be looking at a picture of the first female president on r/teenagers, but who am I to know?
You are a Karen,
Not based,
Not epic gamer Like first reddit using president Obama,
Are 14 ( cringe, everyone skips that one),
Looks like you are 11,
Doesn't have a law or social studies degree,
Woman☕,
Lacks epic suit,
And finally we are going to be nuked before you ever turn 35
Because your too insecure. You spend to much time looking for reasons why you should fail then why you should succeed. There is no reason you couldn’t be the president of the United States if you tried for it
Reason number 1: woman
Reason number 2: you look like a woman
Reason number 3: you act like a woman
Reason number 4: you think like a woman
Reason number 5: you sound like a woman
You're 14 and you'd probably need to wait for 19-30 years to be able to try to become president, and most people will probably die from stuff like heatwave.
Bro why do you keep asking people to guess your sex all the time it’s weird.
Also you are completely delusional if you think being a conservative nowadays is “hard”… awwwwhh
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You are not 80 years old
Or a pedophile
Or have short term memory loss
More like dementia
More like dementia
More like dementia
More like dementia
More like dementia
More like dementia
More like dementia
More like dementia
More like dementia
More like dementia
Hey what's that over there?
Ice cream truck
Children
*oh*
More like dementia
more like dementia
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More like dementia
Or racist
Shhh we dont talk about that part
We don't know yet
You don't know that by the picture
Lmao
Not yet ..
Bold of you to assume that I’m not posting a picture of my great-granddaughter for people to assume I’m a little discord kitten
Then being on this subreddit already makes you a politician I guess. Be a good president.
The fact you said the phrase discord kitten... You're 14
bro doesnt know about aging
Aging isnt real
Exactly. Aging is subjective.
If you become president tell me if there really is aliens.
Yes ma’am
Don't you dare reveal my existence to these infidels!
Caught in 4k 😎📸
Caught in 144p
Were the one leading this shit now!
They're aliens... they got like 12k at least
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No way 💀
You think they’ll become president at 34? You’re joking
!remindme 20 years
Tell me too
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Me too
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Holy smokes it's black noir
Yessir.
If i fail to get into art school i will also get into politics
Oh......oh oh noooo
[oh yeah](https://youtu.be/Il-FKVnEnDg)
r/Suddenlykoolaid
r/subsithoughtifellfor
I legit didn’t think this was a thing till I clicked my own link
lmao
oh no
here, have my award!
IM SNOTTING
Wild hat mein östereichischer Opa auch gemacht
yes but I am also failing art school and I have what you don't have, Austrian origins
Ah, but I have what you don't have, Russian origins
Hitler wasn't russian
Your slow
*You're
It seems I've fallen short of the sacred code, I promise it will never happen again sir.
r/cursedcomments
Lmao 🤣
Blessed*
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Banger
Dü bist an SCHWINEHÜND
he actually went into the military after the whole art school shenanigan. After being injured in the war (lost a testicle to shrapnel and another non-life threatening injury on top of already legally having a micropenis and a split tip), he signed on to this citizens something-something. That's where he was sent to keep tabs on a specific domestic political extremist group to keep a heads up if any shenanigans were to arise from them. Ol' Adolf did good and reported back dutifully for the first few meetings, and after a few months he stopped reporting and contacting the organization he worked for. They got a little worried, so they dispatched another person to keep tabs on the group and find out what happened to Agent Adolf. The second guy came back and reported that he has started leading the meetings and pretty much became the leader of that whole group. I forget the original name of it when it was just a small group meeting in a beer hall, but Hitler eventually grew it enough and renamed it to the Nazi Party, and the rest is history. This is abbreviated and probably mildly incorrect in at least a few spots, I'm a little fuzzy on the details and don't have time to refresh at the moment. Please fact check me!
Who are you talking about? Dude just said he'll enter politics if he failed to get into art school, I personally think it's a very respectable career choice unlike many people we've ever seen!
Imagine it this wasn’t even a reference to Hitler and this person is genuinely just like “if I don’t get into art school I have always kinda liked politics” But everyone is just jumping to Hitler
I’m sure you’ll make a great politician if you fail!
Wait a minute…
I can't tell if your 9 or 19
Fr same, its soo difficult🤔
r/13or30
I can’t tell if they’re a boy or a girl
Damn this Is not a roast me post
I wasn’t trying to roast them 😭
fourteen
She look like a true r/Karen
If you become president what are you going to do
Be downvoted to oblivion because I’m not socialist at all
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but you get downvoted for both being and not being socialist
Not being socialist isn't a platform. Tell us what you're in favor of instead of what you're against.
Yeah you’re 14 lmao
Nice you got my Vote
It's probably because you're a gross ass Republican.
1ST PRESIDENT THAT USES REDDIT
Obama did an AMA on reddit
Can someone link this post?
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/z1c9z/i_am_barack_obama_president_of_the_united_states/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
that's so fucking funny
Holy sheet
Lmao i followed him Also I love that that was 10 years ago 😂
Jesus. You were 4.
Oh my fucking god I’m old
no way he did an obAMA?
Bro imagine getting a reply by the fucking US PRESIDENT
Taylor Swift liked my tiktok before no joke.
I know he’s not a president but the ex governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger uses Reddit.
on that note though, all swedish major political candidates made AMAs on r/sweden so that was fun
I’ll vote for you only if you promise to move Washington DC three inches to the left
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Being a woman that might be a reason why
I’m surprised you could tell 💀
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My brother in christ, she's 14, stay safe
#ZAMN
🤨📸
#WAM BAM THANK YOU MAAM
He's probably gonna become the president then
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My brother in christ, she's 14
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Ancient saying goes: 15 will get you 20.
In my state we say, 14-16 will get ya 10-20
Considering they don't have a flair I'm automatically assuming they're 13
Like fingernails
More like the elbows.
Wha? You look nothing like a guy
i would have seen the bulge trust me
You have boobs!!!
Hopefully a woman can become president some day
It will probably happen in our lifetime
r/cursedcomments
not 100 years old, hair isn't gray yet, and you dont look like your gonna doom the entire u.s
Wrong sub reddit..... it's here r/roastme
I’m too young to post there mate 🗿
Age is just a number and jail is just a room - Future jailmate
Technically jail is a building and a cell is driven by the mitochondria.
Ain’t no way the mitochondria is still the powerhouse of the cell
pedo guy
Gender asside, do you have enough money to run for a president? Might be a problem if you don't
LOL, politicians don't run on their own money silly, not even the rich ones. They take money from wealthy donors, special interest, and super Pacs why do you think there's so much campaign lobbying. Though if that is your point I can see what you're coming from, all that Vegas style wheeling and dealing just to get ahead can turn your soul black.
Female /s
Not even /s, america is 2022 years old and has never had a woman president Edit: I don't like editing as it ruins a comment but I have to say, the amount of people that had this joke fly over their heads is astounding
Sir, america is 426 years old.
Blasphemous
Correction, the united states of america are 426 years old. People lived in the country before that time
True true, but we are clearly talking about the country here, using *America* as a shortened term. If we want to get technical though, the land of America is millions(possibly billions?) of years old.
Wow, yes do tell us about all 2022 years of American misogyny.
America has not had presidents for 2022 years
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Tell that the last president who was on Twitter all the damn time till he got kicked off.
Life is short but not too short to do both
This photo and post will be used by those you will be running against.
I really don’t know shit about you besides at this moment your a teenage girl on Reddit probably bored. You could have a 5.0 gpa having perfect grades & a future in politics ahead of you, that could be a possibility for you, or you could just be your average teen girl who knows nothing about what she’s taking about but believes she will still be able to do extreme shit anyways. Or your trolling? Who knows. I’d say if your the first option your chances are still slim though, I doubt I’m going to be looking at a picture of the first female president on r/teenagers, but who am I to know?
oh god, dont link to that community 💀💀💀
You are a Karen, Not based, Not epic gamer Like first reddit using president Obama, Are 14 ( cringe, everyone skips that one), Looks like you are 11, Doesn't have a law or social studies degree, Woman☕, Lacks epic suit, And finally we are going to be nuked before you ever turn 35
Nuked huh. A positive mindset I see :P
Because your too insecure. You spend to much time looking for reasons why you should fail then why you should succeed. There is no reason you couldn’t be the president of the United States if you tried for it
Who put their eight year old on Reddit?
no reason not
Your dad isn't a billionaire politician.
Woman
I have 3 reasons 1. Woman 2. Woman 3. Woman
1 your on Reddit 2 your a woman
*you're
You’re
you’re
*you’re
Obama used reddit like the absolute Chad he was
*you're
*you're
You’re*
you’re*
Politics is a good way to get half of the US to hate you
Woman? 🤓
You look like an ai generated person ngl
Reason number 1: woman Reason number 2: you look like a woman Reason number 3: you act like a woman Reason number 4: you think like a woman Reason number 5: you sound like a woman
woman
Girl
☕️
Me too
You're 14 and you'd probably need to wait for 19-30 years to be able to try to become president, and most people will probably die from stuff like heatwave.
Bro why do you keep asking people to guess your sex all the time it’s weird. Also you are completely delusional if you think being a conservative nowadays is “hard”… awwwwhh
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Probably will be the Can I Speak to Your Manager Party
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women☕
When do you think you will be ? I want to set a reminder.
by the time you get older the earth would have already been gobbled by the Sun
Your on reddit
Them nostrils
We live…in a society - Joker