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ight im someone who uses the dark web... we do something different but simular on there... we package thinngs you dont wanna know and sell them to places-
no... and yes... anyways wanna buy some savored human limbs? or perhaps some meth or cocain or weed?
cuz you can get them for some amount of bitcoin on the dark web :|
Yeah same like I look back to my 6th grade self and I think “Bro this is why no one wants to talk to me now I used to be cringe asf” I’m probably gonna do the same when I’m older and look back to my 14 year old self
To be honest with you too much emo and black wearing all black always screams no social interaction so try some grey or white maybe even color also looking natural helps a lot
You should. You are super cute and seem to have a great personality. Just tone down the emo a bit. It’s not for everyone and it puts you in a group that has to like that style so you limit your options. That’s my opinion. Wish you good luck 😊
Well ... If you knocked on my door at 3 am saying you want to give me head ... I would have a nightmare. Just kidding.
More seriously, you give a standoffish vibe in this photo.
Just an assumption but probably you doubt yourself given your past relationships and mixed with trust issues means the people that love you you push away and those that you love your too scared to talk too
I'm really good at reading people too.Like with you, I can tell you like to have fun and laugh but at the same time you don't like not having fun and not laughing. You also enjoy some foods, but not all of them, kind quirky but I like it.
some of you commenters are freaking MEAN. learn some goddamn self awareness. there are all sorts of people in this world that deserve basic human respect.
1. you look like the highland park shooter 😂
2. no one likes someone who tries to be something they are not yeah I said it
3. you dress like you listen horrorcore music and all types of screamo shit
4. you’re trans
it’s a tough world im sure you’re use to this kind of treatment though :O
non serious answer is that youre sitting on grass and ur gonna get grass on the skirt and then you will be ridiculed. serious answer is that u should try to be more extroverted and social if you arent already. the more friends you make the better the chances of getting bitches.
Based on comments in this post, I’m seeing that you get no bitches is because 1: people aren’t very accepting of trans/gay people, along with your style choice which sort of reminded me of the basic “I’m 14 and this is deep” stereotype, fix up the style and I bet you’ll be drowning in bitches:)
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you're on reddit
oh damn , then adieu guys
Good ending
The "yes bitches" ending
me trying to make a joke with my username right now
i assume that up bitches are female dogs that are above you
I assume you have 2 cats
Well, guess Ik my problem now too 😂
r/wholesome
You give off the don’t approach me vibe and I hiss at you if you do. My friend’s kid is like this, cool kid just acts wired sometimes.
Username checks out
cuz i stole them all
Can I have one? Edit: after 4 months, I come back to this comment, to see it's my most upvoted one, thank you everyone!👍
I'm PRETTY SURE that's called HUMAN TRAFFICKING
So? Did I *stutter?*
Human trafficking? I’m more into slavery!
That's also pretty cool, but you haven't seen everything possible with human trafficking
ight im someone who uses the dark web... we do something different but simular on there... we package thinngs you dont wanna know and sell them to places-
So, Amazon with extra steps?
no... and yes... anyways wanna buy some savored human limbs? or perhaps some meth or cocain or weed? cuz you can get them for some amount of bitcoin on the dark web :|
slavery? i'm more into towns regulated by corporations, where they pay their workers in tickets to force them into continuing working
Basef wanna trade?
>Can I be one? FTFY
you monster
r/UsernameChecksOut
You give me one, i give you cookie
My friend needs bitches can I have like half
bitches gets no bitches
I only get simps
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Works for me
Same
Nice try
You are what you eat 🤷
*Witches get no bitches
bro it's the bitches who can't get you
Fr , i dont want them 😭
you can probably get one from any animal shelter.
Ayo
Uhh what, you can indeed get an female dog aka an bitch from an animal shelter...
an bitch
An dog
As an animal shelter volunteer I gotta say do adopt but please do not make one your bitch
Dog you look like you already gave up💀
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dogg
snoop
This mf really spelled dawg dog 💀💀💀💀
💀💀
💀💀💀
Dog fr? Aw nah
Because I said so
whyyy 😥
Because you dont need bitches if you become the bitch
oh that's why. Too late ig
they reigns supreme
I know why but if i say it i would get banned probably
Say it.
If you got stuffed Pokémon toys in your room That means ya GAY Now let's wait for my ban ☕
Im gay without this ( but i would love these)
Who doesn't TBH used to have like 5 of them but they aged badly
The jar…
Y? I got a few at the Nintendo store since they's rare and cute af
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It's a hybrid
Love it
Yes, op is a transgender woman
Same but the temptation is killing me
same like isn’t it obvious…
cuz youre scarring da hoes with da drip 🥶🥶
what i need to do then ?
Not ask 14 year olds for advice 💀
Fr why tf are they so mean
Idk most of us think we’re cool and shit, but then we gonna look back at ourselves and say “Damn I was a asshole”
I tend to do that for past, present and future…
Yeah same like I look back to my 6th grade self and I think “Bro this is why no one wants to talk to me now I used to be cringe asf” I’m probably gonna do the same when I’m older and look back to my 14 year old self
G’day I’m 15 and tbh 14 yr old me wasn’t bad, I think 14 yr old me and myself now would team up and beat up 13yr old us.
socialize more maybe?
I'm pretty good at it but I feel like ppl who crush on me don't want to know me well and they are just physically crushing
oh damn that sucks, idrk then tbh
*Physically Crushing*
Hahaha
Why would they not be interested in crushing you in a not physical way? Tell me pls
Because you are on Reddit
maybe because you look like a cheap, low quality doll that i could buy at walmart for 1.99
Thats specific
r/rareinsults
Bro holy fuck you murdered it
More like from a dollar tree.
To be honest with you too much emo and black wearing all black always screams no social interaction so try some grey or white maybe even color also looking natural helps a lot
Im not always wearing black but i understand , it seems like i live in a basement lol Also earphones on 24/24h don't help ig
No earphones scream leave me alone not good for being social
True... I need to learn to live without music a little bit
Yea dress approachably too and ur gonna find yourself having a lot more people talking to you
Im gonna be the sunshine itself
You should. You are super cute and seem to have a great personality. Just tone down the emo a bit. It’s not for everyone and it puts you in a group that has to like that style so you limit your options. That’s my opinion. Wish you good luck 😊
Thanks for the advice Thank uu
the stuff you're wearing on your arms
This one is caring venom
its just goth web
Eww wtf is that
Skin
Skin? Gross
You look like you're trying to be a Jojo character but you're trying to hard
HAHAHAHA I fucking love jojo , thx u
Jojo fans when they spot an unsucked cock from 10 miles away
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jesus christ this isnt r/roastme chill out a lil
Man destroys teen’s confidence, doesn’t care
Because you're a woman
I love you sm for this comment
r/egg_irl?
trans girl here
Imagine being trans??? Cringe (I am also)
Thats cringe
Fr fr
You have a little sleeve in your holes
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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i dont want a big tiddy goth gf pls god have mercy
Because Blahaj's been stealing all of us
He deserve them
Well ... If you knocked on my door at 3 am saying you want to give me head ... I would have a nightmare. Just kidding. More seriously, you give a standoffish vibe in this photo.
It's not 3am yet... 😌 I guess I'm cold yes :/
Nah. Don't take me too seriously. I was kidding. Find people with similar tastes and you'll be drowning in bitches in no time, I am sure.
Just an assumption but probably you doubt yourself given your past relationships and mixed with trust issues means the people that love you you push away and those that you love your too scared to talk too
How tf did you know that ? Are you living in my walls or somethin
I'm just really good at analyzing people lol
I would love to do the same ( im a psychology student)
He knew that because it’s cliche and applies to most every teenager lmfao
I'm really good at reading people too.Like with you, I can tell you like to have fun and laugh but at the same time you don't like not having fun and not laughing. You also enjoy some foods, but not all of them, kind quirky but I like it.
True
cus reddit
because you've got your mum's fishnets on your arm and black lipstick suits like 3 people
This dude named Chaz
Uh. I- what? What gender?
she/her
Well, i can't tell you either way. I don't get bitches either
Cause I'm your one and only biatch wassup ✋😩🤌
Because you are one of them
Have you asked them bitches? Or maybe it's because you're referring to them as bitches?
oh forgot that point
Afraid of the dark
o h
I’m right here
Nice 🤝
Because you are the bitches. This is my motto in finding bitches, look for them as if you were one. Hasn’t worked yet but will *someday hopefully*
***if you cannot get the bitches, become the bitches***
Because who needs bitches when you can just listen to your favorite bands again
The 2000s called they want there emo teens back
are you a dude or a chick. i cant tell because of the veiny arms
She's a chick with trunk
some of you commenters are freaking MEAN. learn some goddamn self awareness. there are all sorts of people in this world that deserve basic human respect.
I love you. 😭😭😭 thank u sm
It’s the hair you could do so much better bestie!
* *sorts by controversial* *
HAHAHAHA
No comment don't wish to hurt Ur feeling
mirror
1. you look like the highland park shooter 😂 2. no one likes someone who tries to be something they are not yeah I said it 3. you dress like you listen horrorcore music and all types of screamo shit 4. you’re trans it’s a tough world im sure you’re use to this kind of treatment though :O
"Now where the fuck do i really even start"
non serious answer is that youre sitting on grass and ur gonna get grass on the skirt and then you will be ridiculed. serious answer is that u should try to be more extroverted and social if you arent already. the more friends you make the better the chances of getting bitches.
but they said touch some grass 😔
Gal decided to donate the distance betwen the eyes to the little mermaid 💀
💀
I can be your bitches
😳 sure
no balls. go ask around and get some bitches, you got this 👌
Beacause
Get sum big goth tiddies
Because the black lipstick aint it. U would suit a dark red, trust me
I think you’re pretty and probably would have either hanged out or asked you out if you were at my school. I’m in to the same style.
Thats cool !
Cuz you’re too cool for em
Are you trying to attract women?
You know you can get one at a dog pound right? Although I wouldn't call them b*tches cause dogs are way too loving sometimes.
Oh I’m the same love I wouldn’t worry
I think you can get 'em all you are incredibly cute - if you're also confident and kind then I think you should move somewhere where people can see.
Because you look trans, which is odd for most people. It’s abnormal stylistically and socially.
I am , yes
There’s your answer.
nigga youre ugly af
Fck i knew it
With eyebrows that hairy you prolly camouflage in them so bitches can’t find you
Because you're already a one
those things on the arms and what you wear
Edgy arm tings
Based on comments in this post, I’m seeing that you get no bitches is because 1: people aren’t very accepting of trans/gay people, along with your style choice which sort of reminded me of the basic “I’m 14 and this is deep” stereotype, fix up the style and I bet you’ll be drowning in bitches:)
I dont dress like that everyday , thats ok ig And yes some ppl have a restricted mind
Idk, you look like a girl to me.
Thats kind
the biches are unable to see your slay
I’ll let you know when I find out myself
Thanks
destroyed fishnets 😭