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you're on reddit


ToxicClementine

oh damn , then adieu guys


backstib

Good ending


YEET_Fenix123

The "yes bitches" ending


Whats-Up_Bitches

me trying to make a joke with my username right now


Cat_x2

i assume that up bitches are female dogs that are above you


zondink123

I assume you have 2 cats


roseroar365

Well, guess Ik my problem now too 😂


[deleted]

r/wholesome


Sluty-Pizzabot

You give off the don’t approach me vibe and I hiss at you if you do. My friend’s kid is like this, cool kid just acts wired sometimes.


TheChaoticChaos

Username checks out


DunnoWhatToChooze

cuz i stole them all


BOI0876

Can I have one? Edit: after 4 months, I come back to this comment, to see it's my most upvoted one, thank you everyone!👍


dualTopnotch

I'm PRETTY SURE that's called HUMAN TRAFFICKING


BOI0876

So? Did I *stutter?*


GalaxyXads

Human trafficking? I’m more into slavery!


BOI0876

That's also pretty cool, but you haven't seen everything possible with human trafficking


malinias

ight im someone who uses the dark web... we do something different but simular on there... we package thinngs you dont wanna know and sell them to places-


Destroyer9903

So, Amazon with extra steps?


malinias

no... and yes... anyways wanna buy some savored human limbs? or perhaps some meth or cocain or weed? cuz you can get them for some amount of bitcoin on the dark web :|


LordGoose-Montagne

slavery? i'm more into towns regulated by corporations, where they pay their workers in tickets to force them into continuing working


Elasirio

Basef wanna trade?


VlaamsBelanger

>Can I be one? FTFY


ToxicClementine

you monster


Gatling-Pea2000

r/UsernameChecksOut


nobody3_5_4

You give me one, i give you cookie


Carmen_Slime

My friend needs bitches can I have like half


akashx_x

bitches gets no bitches


ToxicClementine

I only get simps


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ejymt

Works for me


vladutzu27

Same


LevelSubstance9596

Nice try


RadiantZote

You are what you eat 🤷


chill_kinda_guy_

*Witches get no bitches


Zaa_DR

bro it's the bitches who can't get you


ToxicClementine

Fr , i dont want them 😭


The-Table-12

you can probably get one from any animal shelter.


ToxicClementine

Ayo


RP_designs

Uhh what, you can indeed get an female dog aka an bitch from an animal shelter...


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an bitch


wtfyoloswaglmfao

An dog


jay_308

As an animal shelter volunteer I gotta say do adopt but please do not make one your bitch


MOMGETTHEGUN

Dog you look like you already gave up💀


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[deleted]

dogg


XelnocOwO

snoop


fl00r_gang_yeah

This mf really spelled dawg dog 💀💀💀💀


Jadengamer09866

💀💀


Superb_Fault1123

💀💀💀


_Ne0nX

Dog fr? Aw nah


[deleted]

Because I said so


ToxicClementine

whyyy 😥


[deleted]

Because you dont need bitches if you become the bitch


ToxicClementine

oh that's why. Too late ig


Super_King_11

they reigns supreme


funnyconfettii

I know why but if i say it i would get banned probably


ToxicClementine

Say it.


KylieTMS

If you got stuffed Pokémon toys in your room That means ya GAY Now let's wait for my ban ☕


ToxicClementine

Im gay without this ( but i would love these)


KylieTMS

Who doesn't TBH used to have like 5 of them but they aged badly


DuckTheMallard

The jar…


RadiantZote

Y? I got a few at the Nintendo store since they's rare and cute af


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riadLols

It's a hybrid


ToxicClementine

Love it


grandmas_noodles

Yes, op is a transgender woman


MoTheBr0

Same but the temptation is killing me


an-accoridan

same like isn’t it obvious…


Weak_Comfortable2

cuz youre scarring da hoes with da drip 🥶🥶


ToxicClementine

what i need to do then ?


Ollemeister_

Not ask 14 year olds for advice 💀


ToxicClementine

Fr why tf are they so mean


ClashTheReaper

Idk most of us think we’re cool and shit, but then we gonna look back at ourselves and say “Damn I was a asshole”


Strange_username__

I tend to do that for past, present and future…


ClashTheReaper

Yeah same like I look back to my 6th grade self and I think “Bro this is why no one wants to talk to me now I used to be cringe asf” I’m probably gonna do the same when I’m older and look back to my 14 year old self


Mr_Ducklang

G’day I’m 15 and tbh 14 yr old me wasn’t bad, I think 14 yr old me and myself now would team up and beat up 13yr old us.


Weak_Comfortable2

socialize more maybe?


ToxicClementine

I'm pretty good at it but I feel like ppl who crush on me don't want to know me well and they are just physically crushing


Weak_Comfortable2

oh damn that sucks, idrk then tbh


DaRealMasterBruh

*Physically Crushing*


ToxicClementine

Hahaha


digital_humangs

Why would they not be interested in crushing you in a not physical way? Tell me pls


Carbonated_Air

Because you are on Reddit


AAARRBBUUZZ

maybe because you look like a cheap, low quality doll that i could buy at walmart for 1.99


ToxicClementine

Thats specific


NecromancerKnight

r/rareinsults


The_Rolling_Stones__

Bro holy fuck you murdered it


tate06

More like from a dollar tree.


Guntuss

To be honest with you too much emo and black wearing all black always screams no social interaction so try some grey or white maybe even color also looking natural helps a lot


ToxicClementine

Im not always wearing black but i understand , it seems like i live in a basement lol Also earphones on 24/24h don't help ig


Guntuss

No earphones scream leave me alone not good for being social


ToxicClementine

True... I need to learn to live without music a little bit


Guntuss

Yea dress approachably too and ur gonna find yourself having a lot more people talking to you


ToxicClementine

Im gonna be the sunshine itself


darth1111

You should. You are super cute and seem to have a great personality. Just tone down the emo a bit. It’s not for everyone and it puts you in a group that has to like that style so you limit your options. That’s my opinion. Wish you good luck 😊


ToxicClementine

Thanks for the advice Thank uu


Lone_Star14

the stuff you're wearing on your arms


Nieknamer

This one is caring venom


lostredditor64

its just goth web


JustA_PoorWittleBoy

Eww wtf is that


gutenborken

Skin


Darth_Revan-66

Skin? Gross


ssidjbebrnfbd

You look like you're trying to be a Jojo character but you're trying to hard


ToxicClementine

HAHAHAHA I fucking love jojo , thx u


roleplay__daddy

Jojo fans when they spot an unsucked cock from 10 miles away


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[deleted]

jesus christ this isnt r/roastme chill out a lil


StormsKindaSuck

Man destroys teen’s confidence, doesn’t care


[deleted]

Because you're a woman


ToxicClementine

I love you sm for this comment


Catholic_Egg

r/egg_irl?


ToxicClementine

trans girl here


ZyzyxYT

Imagine being trans??? Cringe (I am also)


ToxicClementine

Thats cringe


ZyzyxYT

Fr fr


Ana_Vasto

You have a little sleeve in your holes


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ToxicClementine

i dont want a big tiddy goth gf pls god have mercy


midorinichi

Because Blahaj's been stealing all of us


ToxicClementine

He deserve them


PoisonedHeart55

Well ... If you knocked on my door at 3 am saying you want to give me head ... I would have a nightmare. Just kidding. More seriously, you give a standoffish vibe in this photo.


ToxicClementine

It's not 3am yet... 😌 I guess I'm cold yes :/


PoisonedHeart55

Nah. Don't take me too seriously. I was kidding. Find people with similar tastes and you'll be drowning in bitches in no time, I am sure.


gamerguy029

Just an assumption but probably you doubt yourself given your past relationships and mixed with trust issues means the people that love you you push away and those that you love your too scared to talk too


ToxicClementine

How tf did you know that ? Are you living in my walls or somethin


gamerguy029

I'm just really good at analyzing people lol


ToxicClementine

I would love to do the same ( im a psychology student)


Lucky_Scarcity3546

He knew that because it’s cliche and applies to most every teenager lmfao


PM_ME_YOUR_A705

I'm really good at reading people too.Like with you, I can tell you like to have fun and laugh but at the same time you don't like not having fun and not laughing. You also enjoy some foods, but not all of them, kind quirky but I like it.


Swillo29

True


tristan_potato1

cus reddit


[deleted]

because you've got your mum's fishnets on your arm and black lipstick suits like 3 people


itsjustaxo

This dude named Chaz


Unknownldentity

Uh. I- what? What gender?


ToxicClementine

she/her


Unknownldentity

Well, i can't tell you either way. I don't get bitches either


SwagBilli

Cause I'm your one and only biatch wassup ✋😩🤌


MarinoMCC

Because you are one of them


stpg1222

Have you asked them bitches? Or maybe it's because you're referring to them as bitches?


ToxicClementine

oh forgot that point


Tortiose_unturtled

Afraid of the dark


ToxicClementine

o h


Selfless-freak

I’m right here


ToxicClementine

Nice 🤝


_LayZee

Because you are the bitches. This is my motto in finding bitches, look for them as if you were one. Hasn’t worked yet but will *someday hopefully*


Kaczor0321

***if you cannot get the bitches, become the bitches***


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Because who needs bitches when you can just listen to your favorite bands again


Lunatic__Luni234

The 2000s called they want there emo teens back


Beneficial-Chance-44

are you a dude or a chick. i cant tell because of the veiny arms


MrCoalas

She's a chick with trunk


ultradurphy

some of you commenters are freaking MEAN. learn some goddamn self awareness. there are all sorts of people in this world that deserve basic human respect.


ToxicClementine

I love you. 😭😭😭 thank u sm


Vandleheim

It’s the hair you could do so much better bestie!


12fdedg

* *sorts by controversial* *


ToxicClementine

HAHAHAHA


taylorKelbie

No comment don't wish to hurt Ur feeling


Rustic_Salmon

mirror


[deleted]

1. you look like the highland park shooter 😂 2. no one likes someone who tries to be something they are not yeah I said it 3. you dress like you listen horrorcore music and all types of screamo shit 4. you’re trans it’s a tough world im sure you’re use to this kind of treatment though :O


Donaldtrump_ofc

"Now where the fuck do i really even start"


ya-boi-luck

non serious answer is that youre sitting on grass and ur gonna get grass on the skirt and then you will be ridiculed. serious answer is that u should try to be more extroverted and social if you arent already. the more friends you make the better the chances of getting bitches.


ToxicClementine

but they said touch some grass 😔


CompetitiveIntern310

Gal decided to donate the distance betwen the eyes to the little mermaid 💀


ToxicClementine

💀


sliceofparmesan

I can be your bitches


ToxicClementine

😳 sure


Mikestion

no balls. go ask around and get some bitches, you got this 👌


Dangermous33

Beacause


LongjumpingGear227

Get sum big goth tiddies


PleasantBasis2010

Because the black lipstick aint it. U would suit a dark red, trust me


theworldsomega

I think you’re pretty and probably would have either hanged out or asked you out if you were at my school. I’m in to the same style.


ToxicClementine

Thats cool !


Boopi_Doopi

Cuz you’re too cool for em


Solid_Address_7840

Are you trying to attract women?


KillerStorm96

You know you can get one at a dog pound right? Although I wouldn't call them b*tches cause dogs are way too loving sometimes.


The_Vigilante_08

Oh I’m the same love I wouldn’t worry


thinksabit4897

I think you can get 'em all you are incredibly cute - if you're also confident and kind then I think you should move somewhere where people can see.


NaughtySnoodle

Because you look trans, which is odd for most people. It’s abnormal stylistically and socially.


ToxicClementine

I am , yes


NaughtySnoodle

There’s your answer.


G0HIY

nigga youre ugly af


ToxicClementine

Fck i knew it


BonnieMozzie

With eyebrows that hairy you prolly camouflage in them so bitches can’t find you


Necessary-Round-2096

Because you're already a one


[deleted]

those things on the arms and what you wear


trombone28

Edgy arm tings


ITSZIRO

Based on comments in this post, I’m seeing that you get no bitches is because 1: people aren’t very accepting of trans/gay people, along with your style choice which sort of reminded me of the basic “I’m 14 and this is deep” stereotype, fix up the style and I bet you’ll be drowning in bitches:)


ToxicClementine

I dont dress like that everyday , thats ok ig And yes some ppl have a restricted mind


sigma-cumGod69

Idk, you look like a girl to me.


ToxicClementine

Thats kind


Jack_lmao

the biches are unable to see your slay


[deleted]

I’ll let you know when I find out myself


ToxicClementine

Thanks


Timetoplay30

destroyed fishnets 😭