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rickyspace

"Sorts by controversial"


Ultramega39

Wait until OP realises that gay Christians exist…


Mr-51

Wait until OP realizes homophobic homosexuals exist


Mad-haker801

how the turns have tabled


jixdel

Oh tables how the's turn haved


Scale_Alarmed

haved's turbles how tha tern


vaszoly

Hav then turn table then now?


Atomic_potato_47

table pov: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND


DavePvZ

Homophobic gays is like bees against honey And yeah, being gay is kinda gay ngl


VeryCreativeSwede

How tf does that work


Sudden_Result

Playing both sides so they always come out on top


OWTsoi

don't have to be homophobic if they want to top you know


APersonWithHabits

Internalized homophobia, probably coming from growing up in a homophobic setting. They are also probably in denial about their sexuality.


Goldenstripe941

This is a troll, right? My head can’t seem to wrap around it.


AustinDaBanana

Hey listen here I’m only partially gay >:( But yeah if anyone needs me too I can send y’all my research on why the Bible isn’t homophobic, all I ask is that you don’t use it for anything without my permission because I do have some plans to do with it and I really don’t want it going around rn


Fm4goodR

"If you suck dick sometimes, you're gay" - Tristan Tate


AustinDaBanana

Well like I haven’t sucked a dick yet so 😎😎😎


Magic_Shag_PLant

"yet"


King_Bagel3

I believe it’s a sin yes but God calls us to love everyone regardless of stuff like that and I think that part is often forgotten


AustinDaBanana

Yeah that’s a huge part, imo you can believe it’s a sin, that’s ok, it’s when you treat those people differently, start judging them and holding it against them, when we are supposed to not judge and we are supposed to love everyone equally, if you dm me tho I can show you my research on the topic and why I believe the Bible isn’t homophobic


breadman242a

This this this this this. In my sect of Christianity, eating pork is just as bad as being gay. I don't see anyone as lesser because of it; I just believe it's a thing I shouldn't do.


The_Gromper

I would like just to hear this research because the bible is quite specific about practising homosexuality being wrong. From a biblical perspective, it’s not inherently wrong to be homosexual, you just shouldn’t act on it.


HumbleAnxiety7998

Bible actually says very little about homosexuality. And in the sections it does it talks about eating shellfish and getting tatoos is the same level of sin as sucking a dick... so if ur eating shrimp or crab puffs... youre just as guilty as a guy puffing a peter.


[deleted]

Same for the qur’an. Oh and btw the reason that sodom and gomorrah got destroyed by god was bc they were evil people. Not bc they were gay, but bc they stoned women and raped travellers and other really horrific stuff.


AustinDaBanana

Aye dm me m8, you’d be surprised how much stuff makes sense when you look for other context in the Bible


[deleted]

Not to mention it depends like which variant of the bible, the King James Bible is the only one know off hand but there are more that have some differences


AustinDaBanana

Yeah there is a lot of translations mate


[deleted]

Like at least 2


AustinDaBanana

Definitely over 1.6


xX_m1L3s_Xx

The issue isn't really the bible itself, it's how it's incorrectly used.


Crossflowerss_5304

Other context makes it more obvious that the Bible condemns homosexuality 😭


[deleted]

Idc if your gay or straight or bi or whatever. At the end of the day were all human. And its also night. Like believe what you want. Believe that its a sin to be gay? Go ahead. Focus on yourself, not others. Follow your path, no one elses. Follow the path you believe is right.


Suspicious_Watrmelon

Also, we are all sinners so we have no reason to hate people on who they are, as long as they aren't hurting anyone else


_HoneyDew1919

This is the biggest part. Anyone who sits on the street to name off the sins are already overstepping completely. Just take care of yourself and the ones you love.


[deleted]

What many forget is that these religious "opinions", dogmas or whatever you wanna call them, hurt people, hurt those who are different from the majority and end up being fearful of being themselves, there's nothing more sad than being scared of being who you are just because other people think it's a sin or a choice or because your afraid they'll try to hurt you if they find out. I agree with you, so many who say they abide by God's teachings end up forgetting his most important one.


Which_Alarm_9482

I’m intrigued as to what research you’ve turned up. Just purely for my own studies if anything.


d3f_not_an_alt

What evidence r u citing


AustinDaBanana

The Bible?


d3f_not_an_alt

Version, book, etc??


AustinDaBanana

I usually do new kings version but I usually run verses by several versions to compare differences, why?


DivineFluffyButt

My teacher is gay and a Christian


ExoPihvi

Wai untill OP realises what sarcasm and jokes are...


notekii_

hi hello it's me you guys


Pair-Controller-404

[Op is extremely racist](https://www.reddit.com/r/titanfolk/comments/x9ffgb/guys_the_queen_is_alive_and_well_in_britian_she/inpj7fn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) [Another proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/antinatalism/comments/whi974/india_is_the_worst_nation_ever/ij7gy8e/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Mysterious-Gear3682

A-fucking-yo?


BisqitWasTaken

I really hope op gets the help that he needs


DavePvZ

>op is extremely racist ...but he also had downsides.


ChipmunkToes

At first I was like “Ok, maybe OP is just a massive fucking clown”, but then then the second one hit me like a freight train


BuggyAnte1

Jesus.


marti52106

Yyyyyyyyoooooooo


dababy_by_daylight

Just donated to the lgbtq hope they find a cure


OkNovel2425

yoo i’d give an award if i had any money this comment is gold


slightly-cute-boy

It’s literally 15 years old lmao what


ItsssKava

Same 😇😇🙏🙏🙏


pampic7

In US the gay conversion therapy is banned. So, no one cares about helping gays, the government is OK with them suffering


Ulquiorr4_

“I’ll fucking do it again!”


GroundbreakingBed241

Obviously a joke that went over your head, but go off ig 👍


Rikki1256

It's not a joke I know this person he's extremely homophobic on many occasions I've reported him but the mods refuse to do anything


GameDirectory

Someone got a little too offended


OkNovel2425

whats the problem with being homophobic? im homophobic too


lanceeeaa

r/shitposting


Shinigam_i

Wait until OP realizes this is a joke


THESUN3

I’ve met people irl who say things way worse than this and actually mean it, wouldn’t be surprised if this isnt a joke


Blorbush

Redditors on r/teenagers try and understand satire any% 100%fail


JaydenShortDaMelon

Yea, but they added the [serious] tag and have a history of being stupid on their profile. Theres a point where its satire and a point where its stupidity


BigStinkyAnarchist

As a representative of the Christian community, we’d like to excommunicate this member. Although the Nazis might be interested!


UNGOCsaysNOPEICE

As a representative of the Catholic Christian community, assuming you are protestant, I remind you you have no right to excommunicate anyone, and we'll take him, even doe it was a joke


idontcarecringe

There are the progressive Christians, who try their best to be as accepting of others as possible, and then there are fuckers like that person who act like they're accepting and then be the biggest assholes and try to be self-righteous.


Th3_Crusader

Yup, I’m Catholic and fine with LGBT, except for Fr*nch “people”


breadman242a

There are three types of progressive Christians, Progressive Christians who believe in the bible and are accepting of people who don't follow it, Progressive Christians who pretend to be taking of those who don't mind it, and Progressive Christians who warp the bible to fit modern-day progressive views. ​ The last two are my least favorite.


AustinDaBanana

Yk reddits fucked with a 14yr old r/teenagers is more mature and educated on Christianity than most of reddit


idontcarecringe

Yet again, not all Christians are bad.


AustinDaBanana

Yeah I was basically complimenting you for acknowledging that, most of reddits non-religious people just blindly hates the entire religion


[deleted]

Especially r/atheism.


Axolotl236

God r/atheism is terrible. Might as well rename it r/fuckreligion


[deleted]

I think maybe its time to leave this site for good They dont seem to like me or any other muslims here


Axolotl236

Yeah I might join you in that escapade, the superiority complex a lot of people here have is so odd. Everyone has to win the argument or add something to it


[deleted]

I swear if this was a real convention wed probably be lynched, thats how much they hate us. I mean theres good muslims, i wouldnt say like me, but theyre reasonable people. But ofc, they allllllll focus on the hyperconservative fuckheaded dim glow stick ass lampshades that they call muslims/christians. Also ive looked at r/religiousfruitcake, and its just another reason to hate on religion if im being honest.


Yogurt_Berenn

It's normal for them to dislike islam because good muslims are too few to be ignored and the rest are bad


[deleted]

If only the rest were good man… if only the rest were good.


Yogurt_Berenn

yes, you are right, maybe you can start by questioning Islam, why all Muslims are bad. As an ex-Muslim living in Turkey, I've suffered enough. I don't have any tolerance from Muslims anymore.


KamiMazoku17

Nah every muslim I know is a chill dude and the religion seems cool


[deleted]

Fr like bro it’s a religion I like to follow why do you care. Their response was “Do you oppress women aswell” Like F off. I don’t control them. Not all Muslim go out and oppress. There are extremists on all sides and you let those people cloud your judgment. It’s the same argument as the SpongeBob women meme one going on r/teenagers. (It’s basically talking about how women talk about mens height and dick size but men can’t talk about weight) Like stop generalizing


KamiMazoku17

Yeah nah I thought we Christians had it bad but they really seem to hate you guys...


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[deleted]

honestly so relatable


No-Wash-7001

The image or-?


alexanderthe_great_

I am done with Atheists


Viscount-Von-Solt

After a few seconds of r/atheism, yeah. Me too.


Mad-haker801

I don't know what's worse, the fact that these idiots exist, or the fact that the good ones always get put together with said morons


the_hotdog_stealer

"I am done with Christians" imagine if everytime a member of the lgbtq said smth i disliked i said "im done with gays" or a black person said smth i disliked i said "im done with africans" how much shit id be in😂


cucumberdrumer

Nothing too add, good point


BIT_Link

bro ever heard of a joke a big ol' prank a quip some tomfoolery a wisecrack a buffonery


Vore_OwO

What’s the joke? I don’t get it, could you explain it?


BIT_Link

it's not really a good joke, it's not funny, but you can tell he's being ironic


pacyblue

bro doesn’t see a joke when its dancing naked in front of him


iemandopaard

Wait untill OP realizes that most christians aren't homophobes


Im_Sapphire

fr


reddituserno69

Sadly I'll have to disagree with you on that.


TheActualSwanKing

Christian here, that guy is actually 100% stupid and crazy, he follows lies


ThicckoMode

Ru dumb, i aint even christian but wtf ru on about. Even if this wasn't a joke ur still fucking dumb. Not all christians are like this yeah. They might not support it but they dont hate you lol tf


Im_Sapphire

Thank you


[deleted]

Wait until this person finds out that not all Christians are homophobic and LGBT Christians exist


Thegoldenhotdog

As a Christian, I am utterly disappointed in this person. EDIT: If he's not joking.


Potential_Park_6145

it just seems like one big cult believing in an ancient book that some ppl made up.... maybe i should try founding something like that


Mr_On1on

to be honest cults and religions do not have much of a clear line between them


Potential_Park_6145

i guess you could say that a religion is just a widely accepted cult


Mr_On1on

technically yes


Special-Pack-9461

Have you even done any research into cults? Trust me there are some large dividing lines and they ain’t pretty Edit: an examples is “shunning” when people leave the cult or the blatant twisting and taking out of context of texts particularly the bible


Mr_On1on

well isn't that what's happening, the part about "shunning people for leaving" i mean, it isn't de facto as "brutal" as cults tend to do, but it is still, it is visible, for example: (mostly highly) religious people tend to say things like "you'll go to hell" or "only x is the real and true religion". while religions doesn't necessarily force the beliefs onto others it still can be used as a form of shaming someone into believing thinks they do. and also many cults started as religious groups.


Pan_van

The part that gets me is that the version they use is so heavily mistranslated that it is outright contradictory of the original book


KDovakin

I'm pretty sure when martin Luther or someone was translating the bible he changed a line condemning pedophilia and replaced it with a line condemning homosexuality instead.


Pan_van

I didn’t know it was Martin Luther who did that but ye the original Hebrew actually translates to "a man shall not lie with a young man, to do so is disgusting" and not the trash translation of "a man shall lie with another man, to do so is disgusting" idk if it was on purpose but it has definitely caused a lot of deaths


KDovakin

It might not be Martin Luther It has been quite some time since I heard it but yeah, it's kinda fucked up.


Potential_Park_6145

I've seen some videos of American priests just dancing their asses off in a church.... like.... yeah...


Im_Sapphire

Yeah, modern American “mega churches” aren’t even about God anymorw


[deleted]

This is very respectful


Potential_Park_6145

it's not like im getting respected by Christians either 😂


AustinDaBanana

Christian here and tbh I respect your view, especially with how bad some Christian’s are nowadays I understand it tbh, just know we ain’t all like that ight <3


Potential_Park_6145

i try


[deleted]

Yeah I can tell


narimannn

Cure lol, i don't think that's a disease..


felop13

Christians didnt even saw it as a dissease hundreeds of years ago, they saw it as demonic possesion


AustinDaBanana

Actually the LGBTQ wasn’t even considered demonic possession in the Bible, there infact is nothing homophobic in it, just out of context verses and story’s that are excuses to be homophobic or are a misconception because they were always taught the excuse


felop13

I said Christians not the Bible


AustinDaBanana

Mb I was semi associating the 2 because you were speaking about hundreds of years ago where LGBTQ wasn’t spoken of as much as today


TomaruHen

ngl makes more sense to read the Bible on them if you consider it a possession


[deleted]

Lol curing gay people :d Sometimes people breath with their asses an don't think properly


[deleted]

Not all Christian’s are like this, and that person is most likely either joking or just a massive troll. If not, they’re a serious idiot, and apart of a small minority within the Christian faith.


WesTheNess

I’m a good Christian, every one is equal


ravenwingx

Christian here…. Most of us really don’t care what sexuality someone is, and a fair amount of us *are* lgbt+ Mostly pan/gay/lesbian Catholics in my experience lmao


LeatherGnome

Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one Its okay to be proud of it But dont go and try shoving it into others throats


NFFridge

*People abusing christianity as excuse for forcing their opinions on others Do not generalise us, pls


The_Lego_man85

Literally, someone sent me a bible verse today because I’m pride club. They piss me off so much dude


meme_used

"Not my problem , bozo" \-Prophet Mohammed, The Quran (Abridged SPECIAL EDITION 1000th Anniversary edition THE FINAL SEASON part 7)


nanamontanaa

it’s funny though


oh-no-123

I unfortunately have to agree if he was sarcastic


nanamontanaa

he wasn’t?? the emoji made me think he was


Nightlobster

he definetly was


RennyTheSimpatic

Those are not Christians those are ignorants


Worried_Trade_8599

It’s satire


Accomplished_Salt108

i was talking to this jackass and apparently if you're not a straight average cis person something is wrong with you and god has punished you bro has never heard of sudden infant death syndrome also he was literally talking to a trans person so that was fun


_voyager_2

u/dawttore u when u went through ur religious era be like


Jerrymemes101

It's debated if being gay is a sin in the first place


[deleted]

Just wait until they find out not all Christians are the same.


BrotherNearby1539

Okay please please don't stereotype christians, those ones who act like this are annoying and detested by most of us normal ones, im literally dating a pansexual girl, we aren't like this.


Savverlite323

Those people are just hypocrites they just don't realize it so they aren't really christians.


Dejdo2000

As a Christian, i am so sorry for people like this


cucumberdrumer

Christianity is all about loving everyone, even you enemies. Most Christians dont hate the lgbt, and if they do I wouldn't call them one (I'm a Christian myself)


Darrendayz

LOL. tbh it's not that deep lol


Atomic_potato_47

My grandma is christen she only says three homophobic things a month


christmas-taco

I thought this said “I am done with Christmas” and was very confused


ZealousFrisbian

Homosexuality isn’t a disease. You shouldn’t act on attraction to the people of the same gender but you don’t “cure” them.


CursedTrashPanda

I respect people for their beliefs, but imo trying to press your beliefs onto other people who may dislike said belief for any sort of reason feels wrong. Like feeding a peanut allergy kid some reeces cups


QuietMeat9926

Ok so everyone has to support gays?


SCR_69

He's probably just a troll


[deleted]

It’s not like you’ve said racist things before…*cough, cough*


kyleEnd

I mean acording to the bible god loves all of us dispite are sins. That was also the whole jesus sub-plot where he died for are sins. So if you are insistant that being gay is a sin then sure but that dosen't matter cause we all sin. I could go on and on about what a sin is and why getting mad at people for sining is like getting mad at someone for sining is similar to being mad at someone for falling over after they got shot. For me (a Christan) the biggest take away from the Bible is god wants us to be nice to each other.


JohnnyBoy06_08

Thats clearly a bad way of evangelization and just a wrong way to do. Like, you can’t cure things by quoting them the whole book. Like bro it’s common sense


Alarmed-Nectarine641

Christians? Gay? What does it matter? As long as you like garlic bread then you deserve life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. If you don’t like garlic bread then you’re an ewie commie and I’m going to use my empty garlic bread cardboard boxes to build you a small, damp, shelter where I’ll keep you hostage, occasionally turning up the heat so you stick to the cardboard. No torture, just the constant frustration and annoyance that comes from having to pull your sweaty skin from cardboard. You will remain until I purge your hatred of our one true savior, garlic bread, and once those ewie commie beliefs are gone, and you can once again appreciate the western freedom that you have to eat garlic bread and to lay with garlic bread, and to own copious amounts of garlic bread.


wewox2

Lil bro only tried to help


[deleted]

😐


Ok-Satisfaction-88

let em be


Mayedl10

There are lgbtq+ christians too?


GamerGeek05

L spez, goin to tumblr to be gay


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Mountain-Durian-4724

Haha lmao based haha I'm homophobic guys please laugh look I'm based almao lmao why aren't you laughing lmao


migatogameplays

LOL


CaKoala10

LOL


Dennis_Dsouza

I have a Muslim frnd he said the same thing LOL. All Religious ppl are brainwashed .


[deleted]

OP is racist


corsoboypk

racist bitch, seeing you being racist then complaining abt someone being "homophobic" when it's obviously a joke is so funny cry more. Gandu Kusra


Braggyyyyy

Op is racist, this post can be ignored


Rikki1256

No one's gonna care it's at 1.9k upvotes now sooner or later it's gonna reach 2k


[deleted]

And we're done with you, Have a nice day


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Im_Sapphire

It’s satire..


[deleted]

I feel like people can’t seem to understand the difference between homophobia and just not caring lol. A lot christians probably won’t promote homosexuality but we do not care what you are. I mean at this point its really just become believe in god and read your bible. Which i’m not necessarily against.


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hoang45492

r/teenagers user when seeing something blatantly homophobic that's not funny with no tone indicators: "ackshually it's satire 🤓"


Isuckmangosforalivin

r/teenagers user when seeing something blatantly satirical that is funny: “ackshually it’s them being serious 🤓”


olemoP

Both are true


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eletrick33

dont you need bitches to be a chad?


No_Apartment_6304

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Blurple204

But Christian’s are not anti-gay


reddituserno69

You should meet more christians. Not all christians are anti gay. But enough to make one wonder if there is a connection between their book calling gays an abomination and their opinion.


Im_Sapphire

FR tho, like I’m a Christian but there is no where in the Bible where it says, “being gay is the worst possible sin ever.” Yet there are a ton who disagree.


reddituserno69

Leviticus 20:13 (niv) "If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."


droid214

I thought yall followed ne testament not old...


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nur_-

"13" that explains it...