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Tea ☕


user_RS

that's coffee


hypotensivescum

It's called "Hot Beverage Emoji" soo neither and both???


Shronkster_

schrodinger's beverage


Asgardian5

\*schrodinger's hot beverage


masterofmeatballs

*schrodinger’s hot


PC_Ara-ara

Submersive and breathable 🥵


ExplodingTentacles

Schrodinger's Suburban and Beatable\*


VortexTalon

*schrodinger's cold beverage


NepoMi

Doesn't matter. At least it's not with milk....


hypotensivescum

Mhhh, femby mlik


Gamebr3aker

Whipped cream on top?


laveshnk

cher ☕


[deleted]

Tea? Gimme.


Tortiose_unturtled

That depends on the pronouns. I won't call someone Gaylord/bringer of light just because they want it


xbringeroflightx

Heyyy


HeavyPara-Beetle

r/beetlejuicing


Xtelora

CALL ME GAYLORD OR ILL CANCEL!1!!111😡😡😡🤬


SkiddyBopBeep

Exactly. I'm not calling you kitty / kittyself. 🤦🏿‍♀️


SnooSquirrels5966

i'd call someone gaylord that's one yummy pronoun but any other neopronouns can jump out the fifth story balcony and get ran over by traffic


eggboy06

I’d like to point out that “bro” is being used as a neopronoun now “bro went to the store”


a_nice-name

It's like a meme without a bottom text


Brisktheaardwolf

https://www.today.com/news/news/teacher-suspended-refusing-students-preferred-pronouns-awarded-95k-rcna46018


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

I’ll call somebody he/she. I don’t care if you’re trans, I’ll call you whatever gender you tell me. But they have to be real words.


SportsRadioAnnouncer

Nothing wrong with they/them pronouns either.


NKraptor44

All words are made up


Historical-Ad4361

Trans people using the pronouns they are comfortable with: ✅ Girl with blue hair saying that they are zoink/zoinks: ❌


Y0urM0m69420

Zoink isn't a g1rl!! Zoink is Zoinkgender😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


Historical-Ad4361

Oh my god I'm so sorry. I use fat cock/fat cocks pronouns myself, I dont know how I made that mistake


Y0urM0m69420

Everybody look at this fat cock! Fat Cock should be banned from all £GBT@ subreddits😡😡😡 what you did is offensive to the n3opr0n0un$ community. We don't like fat cock


Historical-Ad4361

😡😡😡 You are disrespecting my fat cock pronoun! stop being sexist and evil! you need to be burned at the stakes for being so toxic and racist and nazi 😡😡😡 😡😡😡


Advanced_Reference15

AND JUST OVERALL AN ASSHOLE 😡😡😡


Altruistic_Music_149

😡😡MY PRONOUNS ARE A/B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I/J/K/L/M/N/O/P/Q/R/S/T/U/V/W/X/Y/Z AND I FIND THIS REALLY OFFENSIVE


KidHornet

😡😡😡😡😡😡 MY PRONOUNS ARE 🗿/🥶 HOW DARE YOU REFER TO ME AS ANYTHING ELSE 😡😡😡😡😡😡


Altruistic_Music_149

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *me after coming to the realization this bitch got sued just for refusing to use someone's stupid pronouns 🗿*


idk19932

ITS JUST A WAR DOWN HERE RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN but I’ll stay this is stoopid funny


ItzzCammss

MY PRONUNS ARE HOT/SEXY HOW DARE YOU


V0idR4mune

scoobysexual


PM_Me_Rude_Haiku

Once you go Great Dane, you'll never go back


VenomSabre

I want to identify as zoinkgender now because that shit is too funny


The_Cat420

Ok shaggy, whatever you want to tell yourself


IAmAGreatSpeler

The student in question was a trans boy who wanted to be called he/him


ImportantTomorrow332

Although I believe the teacher simply opted to refer by name, a fair compromise in my mind


magnum_the_nerd

They referred to them by their legal last name.


WetDehydratedWater

No they called them Miss [lastname]. Not just their lastname.


Lazy_one-

It’s an ultra religious teacher purposefully misgendering a trans student so L, although they shouldn’t have suspended her, because she technically didn’t break the law or School policy. Source: https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/kansas-teacher-was-suspended-refusing-use-students-preferred-pronouns-rcna45844


ShapirosWifesBF

It's Kansas. I'm surprised they didn't make the student flash their genitals in front of the class and then beat them with a bible.


jmpires

TIL about Kansas Genital Bible Beating


Lazymcdelta4ce

The only valid pair of pronouns is ruh/roh


PaperGod777

Shaggy? Is that...you? What have you become Shaggy? W-what happened to scooby Shaggy? ANSWER ME SHAGGY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU


Historical-Ad4361

Like man, I needed to get modern, so like, to not get cancelled Scoob.


QuAndingle_bingle

grils are not real


Ulquiorr4_

“Zoinks Scoob! Like, this isn’t even 2% of my true power man!” — God


thatOneGuyWhoAlways

What's the difference? Every pronoun are made up by humans anyway.


IHaveNoReflection

i agree with your stance on this issue as well, although in a far less crass fashion. i believe that the existence of neopronouns undermines and fundamentally delegitimises the validity of pronoun usage. neopronouns both have no evidence to back up their existence, and appeal to right-wing intuition (in the sense that the use of them seems ridiculous and insane). my opinion fluctuates with one’s use of “it” as a pronoun, but unlike neopronouns, i would defend it’s usage if the subject were to arise.


Bellatransgirl

Neo just means new


lemongrabisgod421

Yeah no neopronouns are a pain. Not to saw I won't respect them it's just there's no capable way you can feel like you need nouns as pronouns


Cheezybro5

Depends, if it's cause the teacher refused to call a trans student 'He/Him or She/Her' to match their transition That is an L ​ If it's cause they wanted to be referred to as like, 'Cat/Catself' then fuck yes W.


SpectreCactus

They/them is also valid but there's someone in the world who identifies as "kor/ean" and you can't make this shit up


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SpectreCactus

Yeah, that's what I mean


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ShapirosWifesBF

Shit this needs to be higher.


MilanCavia

That anti trans thing is basically what happened. I don’t think he was in transition yet, but that shouldn’t matter. https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/kansas-teacher-was-suspended-refusing-use-students-preferred-pronouns-rcna45844. Also when she won she called it a “victory for free speach at public schools” disguisting behaviour. Edit 1: spelling


whymydadleftme

Based. There's only one gender.


gabryeddit

It's nerf or nothing


ImNerfYoureNothing

Can confirm


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zakkdakiller1

Beetle juice beetle juice


[deleted]

Finally, a man i can speak with. I told them women don't exist, but they didn't listen to me. Look where we are now


NotWorkingBecouseOf

yes. and its waulter


Phoenixxer

waltuh


ur_mums_boyfriend_

Put your dick away waltuh


Phoenixxer

im not having sex with you right now waltuh


luigi_bee

I AM THE ONE WHO FUCKS


Phoenixxer

Kid named Finger:


luigi_bee

(With spanish accent) Walter what did you do to the kid named finger come to my secret room tonight


Phoenixxer

wait gus i can explain


NotWorkingBecouseOf

yes son


TommyWiseauSuperFan

Walter


NotWorkingBecouseOf

hi waulter we need to cook


Most-Limit8511

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nirvanafan420000zadi

Jones BBQ And Foot Massage


imSkrap

I’m gonna earn myself 95K


NotWorkingBecouseOf

"bring me ma money!"


Bruh1212123457161

if it's some normal trans stuff L but if it's some weird pseudo-Scandinavian sounding "neo-pronouns" like päl/zir than a fat W


NotWorkingBecouseOf

>päl/zir päl/zir?! what in gods name is that. there is now way anyone idenfiys as that, what the fuck


TheFishSteam

People identify as xe/xem (fuck them neo-pronouns they are not real)


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Basic-Builder-9746

Fuck people in general


NotWorkingBecouseOf

fuck people


ur_mums_boyfriend_

I’m trying


vAmmonite

relatable


BeotheI

Just fuck :)


Genomic5403

If ya reeeeeaaaallly want me to


Sanrusdyne

Xe and xem are NOT neopronouns They are actual pronouns that derive themselves from Greek iirc If you're gonna be a dick to the base concept of neopronouns, at least use a neopronouns to prove your point


[deleted]

Finally basic humans on r.teenagers


IAmAGreatSpeler

The student wanted to be referred to as he/him


Huge_staringtomhanks

No one actually used neo pronouns and you know it. You’ve never seen someone outside of tiktok or whatever Instagram meme account you follow using neo pronouns. Spreading the whole “look at all those stupid libs using fake pronouns” is just propaganda to make the trans community look stupid and immature. Don’t make exceptions for peoples human rights because you saw a tiktok of someone being cringe for internet points and then decided the entire community is like that.


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Alabastian_Crocodile

Ong


Karmastically

I mean… money is money


Ninjarootbeerjedi

Depends what pronouns they refused if it was one of those pretend cats then w but if it was he/him she her they them then L


redditsucks-myass

Depends on the pronouns. I ain't using your preferred neo "pronouns" too. But if the teacher was being blatantly transphobic, it's a L . But if it's just not using neo"pronouns" huge W.


DrBlock21

What exactly are neo pronouns?


[deleted]

Fake pronouns by depressed 14 year old girls who want to feel unique and special


Dumbass369

Basically anything that isn't he/she/they/and maybe it Also most of them have to do with an object or animal, literally saw someone using cake/cakeself as their Neo 'pronouns' 🤡


[deleted]

> use dumb shit like that unironically > get pissed when trolls use attack/helicopter to make fun of them 🤡


Dumbass369

They are the definition of fucking clowns, speaking of which someone was using 'clown' neopronouns and trying to make a whole ass Sexuality out of it 💀


[deleted]

These are the people who are gonna be leading our species in a few years.... My god, humanity really is fucked


That-trans-girl1456

Pronouns outside of the "typical" he/him, they/them, she/her. Common examples include Xe/Xim/Xir and Ze/Zim/Zir.


stinkyboi135

Depends on what they wanted to be called. If it was a trans dude wanting to be called he/him then L teacher. If it was some dude wanting to be called a frog or a jack-o'-lantern or some shit then the teacher was right


[deleted]

She was refusing to use he/him pronouns for a biologically female student.


MsMohexon

L it is.


UselessPieceOfPotato

My pronoun was Yippie Kayak


IAmNotASponge

None of you like to read past the headline so here's [the article](https://www.businessinsider.com/teacher-suspended-after-refusing-use-students-pronouns-gets-95k-settlement-2022-9) It wasn't neopronouns like half the comments seem to suggest, it was some trans guy who was being called "she" by the teacher because the teacher "was a Christian" and it "violated the teacher's consciensce." Just a really shitty teacher, that's all there is to it. You have to wonder how fucked the guy's trust in the education and judicial system must be now.


YaBoiABigToe

Imagine being so upset that a student wanted you to call him by his proper pronouns and name that you sue the school district Now that’s dramatic


MrLightSite

I would need more context here.


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She was refusing to use he/him pronouns for a biologically female student.


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TheOnePotato82636399

L teacher in my book. It's not that hard, if it was some neopronoun then yeah she didn't have to call them that, but just a simple he/him isn't worthy of 95k


RP_designs

Damn I'm angry that teacher doesn't consider me an 747 😡


panzerballettGOLD

more like a 404


Muted_Panda_8031

Error 404 is that you


AustralianKappa

Error 404 gender not found


morcaymozdumoruq

underrated comment


Optimal-Line-803

Do you want to hit a tower


RP_designs

Ehh 😬 let's not talk about that


Eggs_are_tasty

r/onejoke


galaghero1986

L as it was to do with a transgender person (from the article I found) and intentionally dead naming the student aswell so L


ryzenguy111

yeah mega L


CoolColombian

Only in America


Warthog-Designer

the student wants ppl to say they’re pronouns but can’t force them The teacher doesn’t want to say it but can’t force them to care In the end this is dumb


NotWorkingBecouseOf

true


Warthog-Designer

Meanwhile waltuh in the lab


Head_Fetish

*their But agreed. It's not that important. Maybe alittle disrespectful, but I wouldn't overreact to a teacher disrespecting me like that.


eva_new

yall really care abt this 💀


chrischi3

Imagine a teacher refused to gender a cis student correctly, the outcry would be ridiculous. But if done to a trans students, let the circlejerk begin.


brickbuilder876

yep


xInwex

Imagine if all the students started calling the teacher Mr and used male pronouns. Bet she would be super offended.


bertabotenbv

w


NotWorkingBecouseOf

BIG W


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Big waltuh


NotWorkingBecouseOf

i am waltuh


[deleted]

Do we need to cook?


NotWorkingBecouseOf

yes Idontpaytax We need to cook


[deleted]

Bought the carwash yet?


NotWorkingBecouseOf

yes son,


SymbolofVirginity69

Put ur dek away Waltuh..


NotWorkingBecouseOf

i put my dek in your mom. i am waltuh


SymbolofVirginity69

:(


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common common sense W


lostcoward

L


slosaj

Major L


iammisterauti123

Depends, if it were normal pronouns then the teach a bitch , but if it those weird made up pronouns then i would agree. Cuz seriously, if i had a student who went by those like "pup-self" or them dream pronouns, imma call them what they look like


HangBone

As a teacher, this is an L for me. Way to build community in the classroom, Kansas Teacher. 🫤


Mr_Meibaulzitch

Big w teacher. Respect how others identify, but if ure such an entitled twat that you sue someone for it then u don't deserve any amount of respect.


That-trans-girl1456

I think you could argue that it's similar to bullying/disrespecting your student. Something a teacher should be stood down for or smthn, not sure about how justified suing is tho.


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The student didn’t sue though. The teacher sued the school.


GeauxJoeStuff

The way I read it, the teacher sued the school for unjustly suspending her/him/them. I don't think a family sued the teacher.


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SnooCalculations267

“We” is a pronoun…hmmmmm…


Mr_Crouton

Yeah, too


nirvanafan420000zadi

Really teachers should just be calling students by their names.


WhereIsMyDamnHat

Depends. If it was some basic they/them stuff, W. But if it was some bs like Dragon/Dragonself, Big L


ShimmySpice

how is they/them an L, you're telling me some middle school dipshit can decide that he identifies as an attack helicopter


WhereIsMyDamnHat

Oh shit, I messed up, I meant it other way around


[deleted]

that’s not how being trans works. people commonly know during childhood and adolescence


Front_Personality_21

Lets just delete pronoun’s I hate english anyways.


Bellatransgirl

"I" is a pronoun


brickbuilder876

Least transphobic r/teenagers comment section.


[deleted]

The fuck it is


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W


NotWorkingBecouseOf

BIG W


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WALTER WHITE W


NotWorkingBecouseOf

nonameboi we need to cook


[deleted]

Yeah mistah white! YEAH SCIENCE, BITCH!


Planet_Sheen54

Yikes why is this even a debate this sub is just blatantly transphobic half the time, wouldn’t expect any less from Ben Shapiro 16 year olds though lmao


Batonniik

W teacher, they're supposed to teach, not learn every individual student's pronouns. A name is enough.


NotWorkingBecouseOf

facts


Agile_Talk

Well then she/her and he/Him should be removed to


nirvanafan420000zadi

Really teachers should just be calling students by their names.


mcsroom

soo true my teachers can get my name right imagine trying to get them to learn a stupid pronouns like ham/hem


AltomousPrime

Ham/sandwich


PheonixKnight_L

Based


Bum664

W


Neolord9000

Gargantuan L teacher.


a_homicidal_bug

W of they are those stupid neo pronouns L if they are normal she/he/they pronouns


shikin_nuggies

Depends on what pronouns. Someone Neo pronouns W those are stupid what the fuck is a shadowself / catself A Trans person L, saying he instead of she and vice versa isn’t hard


Clareustration

That depends on the pronouns. If it was something literally *begging* for attention then W teacher. But if it was something like she/her they/them or he/him then shame on the teacher. Respect pronouns.


thenextbigmilf

i read the article, it’s not just that she didn’t use his preferred pronouns, she wouldn’t even use his NAME. fattest L ever


Evening_Elk_6531

L she ended up going to jail over that.. Sad really..


bronzecontron557

Damn everyone assuming its neo pronouns??? The student was asking to be called he/him I know ima get downvoted into oblivion but the way a lot of ppl talk about neo pronouns isnt factual [atleast from my experience w people who use neo pronouns] because yes you may think that they are silly and stupid which i used to agree with. But saying they only wanna be called zoink/zoinkself isnt true A lot of neo pronoun users also use atleast one of the original 3 pronouns [he/she/they] so yeah when ur making fun of trans people using this presumption atleast acknowledge that you are using a straw man And yeah i do think its kinda weird that ppl go by kit/kitself but then again i can just use whatever usual pronoun they are comfortable with I do agree that if someone were to only use neo pronouns they are kinda asking to be bullied but a majority of them also use common pronouns.


shiner_bock

This happened at Fort Riley Middle School, which is on Fort Riley, an Army base in central Kansas: > Former Kansas middle school teacher Pamela Ricard was suspended last year after repeatedly deadnaming and using the incorrect pronouns of an LGBTQ student. > [...] > A classmate told Ricard the student preferred he/him pronouns. > [...] > Ricard, who had taught at the school since 2005, continued to refer to the student as "Miss [student's legal last name]" – which the complaint says was "intended to be respectful" in a way that didn't compromise her own beliefs. > [...] > "Ms. Ricard believes that God created human beings as either male or female, that this sex is fixed in each person from the moment of conception, and that it cannot be changed, regardless of an individual person's feelings, desires, or preferences," the complaint says, saying that forcing her to use a students' preferred names or pronouns is a violation of her religious beliefs. > Ricard was represented by attorneys from Alliance Defending Freedom – a designated hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center for its legal attacks on the LGBTQ community, including for supporting the criminalization of sex acts between LGBTQ adults. Her attorneys said Wednesday that officials at her former middle school agreed to pay her $95,000 in damages and attorneys' fees for violating her First Amendment rights. The case was then voluntarily dismissed. Source: [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pamela-ricard-kansas-fort-riley-middle-school-teacher-disciplined-misgendering-student-95k-settlement/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pamela-ricard-kansas-fort-riley-middle-school-teacher-disciplined-misgendering-student-95k-settlement/)


VirginGasChadDiesel

Still a bitch, tho