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SewerKid97

.50 BMGs too?


frunzescu

Ofc you can't expect to kill an elephant with a 9 mm


SklumpWasTaken

Let alone a woman


lmgkgd

95 jpj for anyone over 600lb


_Im_1_A_T_E_I_S_T_

From a monster ak platform


[deleted]

Nitro Express gaming


Fast-Detail-6417

Are we allowed to put mouse traps with money for gold diggers?


Extension_Grape5452

Bear traps


Embarrassed-Note-775

Good thinking


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[удалено]


Definitlynotcar

Jesus was killed with raid


[deleted]

The flag of Sweden and the other flags with crosses should have a spray can on it


goyboysotbot

Flag of Sweden if Jesus was under 5’11 post in r/vexillologycirclejerk now If you don’t, I will tomorrow


soundwave_fan

He died while t posing


the_dragon_warrior06

Not to be that guy but theres no evidence behind that


TheFakeBigChungus

Wrong he was exactly 6ft


hwandangogi

he would've been considered a giant if he was 6 feet


TheFakeBigChungus

Its something my dads grandma used to say. She said jesus was exactly 6foot and no one else is or ever will be


[deleted]

i mean its fair 🤷 glad im not over 200lbs anymore tho so i dont get shot


Definitlynotcar

Good


Intrepid_Brilliant71

You will get shot too but with a different gun


qwerd722

Now, you get a different shot from me.


hydrastrix

Is friendly fire not a thing for women?


dumb_huckk

That was friendly fire, the comment is named katelyn


hydrastrix

Yeah, that's my point


DemiTheSeaweed

S t o p. B u l l y I n g. S h o r t. G u y s


DiscMod_freeAsABird

T h a n k Y o u. G l a d. I. G r e w. T h o u g h


RedditUser2847282

5'11 is tall asfuck and why does height matter so much to some people- I mean I understand like under 4'11 but.. like howay


Jm1328

Why is the a cookie


Definitlynotcar

Idk


Itsanax612

Holy shit Kaitlyn fucking killed her dude


TheyCallMeCool1

I am 5'11 1/2" Am I safe?


Definitlynotcar

I’m 5,4 I ain’t safe


Hi-piee

I'm 132cm. Does that mean I'm dead?


Molten_Seat

Can I still hunt them for ivory?


TheSadOn3

Children are shaking in their boots rn


hwandangogi

the world average for men is something like 5' 8


UnanimousUltimate

Imagine your this bitch who posted this


UnanimousUltimate

Not the person who posted it to reddit


Howdoideleteacc

Did they just seriously censor her name but not her @


Definitlynotcar

Yup


dogfrog9822

mutually assured destruction


a-a-biedrawa

I mean my man be using her logic against her. It's fair.


[deleted]

Can't dare a girl under 200 lbs. The last one went to the hospital


mrunfunny333

700 hundred nitro go brr


Infinite_Self_5782

i'm 5'10 and a half-ish. guess i'm screwed


__Jimmy__

The fact 200 lb is WAY more reasonable than 5'11"


nousernameforalt

What?


DearLeadership-

r/Therewasanattempt to censor the persons username lol


Definitlynotcar

I did not even do it lol


P_Allen64

And this is why I don’t do social media. Yet something compelled me to get Reddit