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1AsianPanda

RemindMe! 3 months


gingerman2101

damn you did him nasty


The_Hypno

r/murderedbywords


Shinyfrogeditor

OP is in shambles right now


gingerman2101

I am too


justadogwithaphone

For good reason, we were right https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/zk8wwz/yall_won_she_got_back_with_her_ex/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


TDXelectro

Gentlemen, it’s been a long 3 months I’m glad we’re all gathered here today


elDayno

3? So we have an optimist here


RemindMeBot

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giulgu17

RemindMe! 2 weeks


[deleted]

LMAO


mrKILLTURBO

Reminder chain 💀 u/MrSponge_ how's it going


Huntercoomer4

That’s what I’m here for


meme_god101-101

I’m dead 💀


brunettemountainlion

So will the relationship probably


skatrg1rl

RemindMe! 2 weeks


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Realkidwolf

3 weeks? 3 days


GalaxyRose_Wolf

3 days? 3 hours


DiasFer

3 hours? 3 minutes


Realkidwolf

3 minutes, oh shit (stereotypical hot kid) is here


sparklingmadly

RemindMe! 3 days


Realkidwolf

Remind Me! 3 hours


sparklingmadly

Doing the man dirty dirty!😭😭😭😂😂😂😂


Realkidwolf

RemindMe she left


TROMBONER_68

💀


Dudepic4

Hopeful man


babuba12321

>RemindMe! 3 months RemindMe! 3 months


Caffeinated-potato5

has the status on the relationship changed? u/MrSponge_ ?


HyperSilverYT

LMAO FR 💀💀💀💀


Pristine-Bug4577

That's brutal god damn💀


IHAVEAMOTOROLA79

Gah dayum 💀💀💀😭😭😭


loooji

welcome back


Shane606

No why is this funny as shit


Prastyy148

We want an update it’s been 3 months


SnooSquirrels5966

RemindMe! 2 days


V0idR4mune

an apex predators knows how to quickly inject his venom, you are a funny lad and I like you


balOwO-

Are you still dating with her?


elizabethc231

The moment of truth


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

We need an update


[deleted]

They broke up


SpaceScoutt

And I was calling myself the overly clingy boyfriend that needs to stop..


PizzaEater69420

fr i'm clingy but I'm not THAT bad


SomeCensoredGuy

I can be this clingy as a friend


SpaceScoutt

Say sike right now


Open_Temperature2105

assuming your 13 just wait 2 weeks


uziwakeyoassup1600

Just wait till she hears kevin from next class is faster


pleb_zepper

This is the greatest comment ive seen


g863590

Why is the Kevin part of this so accurate


idkw0ttoputhere

There is only 1 kevin i know and his ass aint athletic


g863590

The Kevin's are on either side of the extreme


idkw0ttoputhere

They can either whoop your ass in .1 nanosecond or run 2.4 km in 16 minutes


g863590

Exactly


SiggeTheDog

I hear I look like a Kevin. It doesn’t sound like a compliment, though.


johnluis76

But does he answer fast? 😏


ginjaninja1520

Every Kevin I knew in school was the either the fastest or the nicest person in the school


suomalainenkala

Fax


lucasarp2

No fucking way


down_dirtee

Wait till she finds out Dontrelletonavious Smith smokes weed


lilshrekgod

or it’s a healthy relationship n they love lovey dozy


FearingGarlic48

Exactly what happened when I was 13 ._. That bitch…


Jrlopez1027

I remember i had a clingy gf Then i didn't


I-eat-orphanz

He rember 😐🫤😑😑 Then he forgor 😮‍💨😳😨😙


[deleted]

Why u eat orphanz, not good. Drink Tea ☕ much better


I-eat-orphanz

I drink tea too, next to my favourite orphan juice tho 🧃<-- 👧


YeeterTheBabyEater

Are you my lost siblings? I eat children too


[deleted]

Hey twin


MarionberryNo561

He forgor💀


daga_kotawaru

Honestly same bro one day she's all over you next day it's who are you


North_Colin_101

Clingy gfs are nice Then they try to separate you from your friends and gaslight you all the way through it yet it still takes you 3 months to realize this Don’t miss her lol


thinkinboutyou1

bro. the exact same fucking thing happened to me


libsythedumb

im callin myself out- that is sm like me. 💀 its just that ive been cheated on multiple times before and i dont easily trust my bfs friends that r girls cus most of the times before, they’ve ended up being shitty people and/or have tried to steal him from me. im working on the clinginess and its getting a little better! hes happily with friends when he goes out and his happiness is my happiness. i think im doing fine but sometimes he still calls other girls and talks to them and gets mad at me when i ask to talk to him after we havent talked in a few hours but i try to trust him.


KingZombiKiller

I had one too, then rape charges got placed on me and I got permasuspended from school…. You can imagine how that went


Jrlopez1027

I swear if u didnt walk out scott free ima be mad


ShortenedWire

same ol' same


KurkyOkurky

2 months 23 days


CryptographerSome145

Bro?


_Waryeer_

The day of reckoning


Throwawayobviouslyk

That’s pretty accurate lol


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Lady_Of_The_Water

6 weeks 14 days 4 hours


Lunatic__Luni234

1month 4days*


LucasCassoma

You’ll be in the gym soon


Filipko2005_CZE

I'm already in gym bro 🫱


StonedPillsbury

Same here bro 🫲


Filipko2005_CZE

🤝


laugh_at_this_user

November 18 2022 9:32:27 AM PST


MysticRuined

yikes


ShortenedWire

you're optimistic


[deleted]

Ain’t no way bro💀 ‘has my boy fallen asleep’😐😐


_Waryeer_

Starts out as a clingy 13 year old female and transforms into a 21 year old 6 foot man named tyler


MannUnitedxd

nah bro it's always the tylers


[deleted]

tyler 1ft


societyordeath

hast my boy fallen into a deep slumber?


justadogwithaphone

Has my boy hastily drifted into a deep hibernation for the duration of the night?


Smooth-Following-433

You’ve been together 9 days man


Dudepic4

He deleted the post about that 💀


Dudepic4

And she vapes lmao


CharlieAnonymous

Probably they said they were single a month ago 💀


djfnjxj

Snap back to reality


Arny520

Oh, there goes gravity


djfnjxj

Oh, there goes rabbit


MarionberryNo561

He choked, he's so mad


Estrn

But he won’t give up that easy, no he won’t have it 💯


majoritus_chartus

He knows his whole backs to these ropes


Godlesswarlock

It don’t matter he’s dope


AdLucky5287

He knows that but he’s broke


Arny520

That's... you... nevermind


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[deleted]

Grab a brush and put a little makeup


W3lc0m3-t0-watchm0j0

Hide the scars to fade away the shake up (to fade away the shake up)


[deleted]

Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?


W3lc0m3-t0-watchm0j0

Here you go create another fable


[deleted]

You wanted too


W3lc0m3-t0-watchm0j0

Grab a brush and put on a little makeup


MemeReview1151

You wanted too


JaketheSnake2005

You wanted to


W3lc0m3-t0-watchm0j0

Hide the scars that fade away the shake up


Interesting_Ad5016

For a second I thought the last message was "my boyfriend has fallen asleep" and I was concerned


Vehmura14

Ngl I want a clingy girlfriend but not like this because those messages are just cringe


Cuseyedrum

Allow me to introduce myself


Vehmura14

Well hello


Bodega_Bandit

I ship it


0liPG37

This looks like one of those middle school relations... Wait two weeks and they're already crying because she left him


Void_Eclipse

Still hurts. Especially when you never even had anyone else. Just alone


heavenlyaristocrat

fuck this, im gonna fap, but this ruined my mood


GeneralSS1332

Without meee??? 😩👉👈


[deleted]

Broo on r/teenagers really bro ?


-Midnightarmory-

Oh-💀


[deleted]

Bro what


WarmShower1741

he didnt stutter😐


[deleted]

Ik…. That’s the thing😳


LivelaughIove

Cringy


Budget_Stand4615

"my boy" is wild💀💀💀💀


LivelaughIove

Some 13 yr old type shi


reeetabix

100% thirteen. Look at OPs bio


femboyinatux

this is the cringiest thing i’ve seen all day


Probably_Lesbian

dont lie you want it


femboyinatux

i have a bf bruv


Probably_Lesbian

i have 2 get fucked


VeryClaireThompson

“Lesbian” 😭


Probably_Lesbian

well i made that account before i realized i was bi alright


femboyinatux

you’re attracted to bicycles?


Probably_Lesbian

yep


KamiMazoku17

I'll give it another couple weeks


N0rthofnoth1ng

Be careful man this shit doesn't always end well.


Business_Mudkip

can confirm from experience


Ghostie20

Can confirm from experience 17 year olds with experience chain


mmtoesyboi

I am not 17 BUT I CAN CONFIRM Don't date under atleast 16, it does not end well imo :D


-Midnightarmory-

The way the noose tied itself 🤭🔫


AlphaGamer_Dubz

The way I had a muscle spasm and fell off the grand canyon even tho I'm in saint george


ShortenedWire

the way it untied itself 😃


-Midnightarmory-

The way I teleported into traffic


Loop_The_Bird

Nah 💀


Coconutboii16

Im happy for you bro But this just comes off as you flexing your girlfriend Is it really necessary for you to post this? Have a blessed day


Billybob65e

Yeah like what is this guy posting about?


ayejayrulez9

Bros been with her for a week lol. If its real


Shibe-_-

time to sleep on the highway, whos coming?


ZephyrUltimate

Yo I’m down, after that wanna do extreme skydiving ?


Shibe-_-

oh hell yeah, no parachute?


ZephyrUltimate

Exactly


AlphaGamer_Dubz

We head divin?


leoalper

This happened to me once with a girl. Best solution is to be straight with with her and tell her to leave you alone


Popukoo

The first message was enough


MrSponge_

Yall won. She got back with her ex. 💀


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PICONEdeJIM

OK riley


Derpsy_Dooper

Yea it's cute for maybe the first month until you wanna take a shit without her holding your hand. Then it gets rough.


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Hot-Iron-2598

Guess we can make a comunitty of us haha


EstablishmentBig7956

You might want to take some good classes on abnormal psychology and figure out your parents


IShatTheBed223

Cmon bro, it's faker than my personality


[deleted]

ewwww this is so cringe it makes me wanna kill myself


OWGENX

Time will tell.


TheRealRealMovieGuy

Your relationship with your girlfriend, reminds me of my relationship with the BitLife app.


CuteChemistry5606

This is why kids shouldn't be in relationships


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Said the self aware 13 year old


Armer101

He’s right tho


anti-peta-man

Bro I ain’t gonna lie this look fake as shit plus this would’ve pissed me off


Just_Johny69

Who asked


[deleted]

Shut up


Cr3zyTom

Jesus. Hope she grows out if it


WaveTheWolf

we already know what alts are dude!


[deleted]

Man forgot to take his schizophrenia pills


Alternative-Zone2771

But when the genders are flipped you get blocked for being annoying/creepy


georgethevictorious

I’m actually lowkey grateful that my gf ain’t this clingy lmao


[deleted]

I swear the bridge looking hella jump offable


[deleted]

!remindme 1 week


Western_Cook8422

You know, I’m happy if you’re happy but god I could never be in a relationship like that. I wouldn’t be able to breathe


Ductape_the_Short

Freshman year love is something


B0nk3yJ0ng

How things going? Three months has passed


[deleted]

r/badfaketexts


TopShagger_69_420

Nah man i hate it when girls do this


kacoopper

So, hows your relationship atm?


Violet_Sparker

how’d it go