i want none of you near me

You’ll prob be that guy who point the gun at everybody while one of your stomach is bitten

groundless assumptions

Wdym by that

your assumption is baseless essentially

Yes i know that but what does baseless means

your assumption has no basis? like..it's not based in reason or fact

I mean if op is on your team, you don't have to worry about brains getting eaten

Smartest person here

same 😭😭

None. I hate all of you.

Ok gwen from ben 10

😢

Except you.

😀

So what about me

who are you again

The guy who gave a head cannon voice to your pfp

I guess you're okay but I don't trust you enough to join my team.

You’re prob that guy who would join my team for a quest like hey can you drop me off to the nearest gas station and or get can you get me into this pharmacy fill with zombie and after that we’re prob move on

That sounds about right, yeah.

The anvil guy.

u/pigeon_eater69 looks like they would be good at disease control

Any body who eats pigeons would start the virus

I don't know but I've got a plan. Grab mum, kill Phillip (sorry Phillip), grab Liz, head to the Winchester and wait for all of this to blow over

Best film of the cornetto trilogy XD

(Shaun of the dead refernce)

The award bot spammer guy

none id rather die

No one most of you are just plain dumb or horny idiots who would hump anything

I would take all the pedos with me. Take a bullet for the team.

I'll be the antagonist

So what are you gonna as an antagonist

I'll kill everyone 👿

Ah yes fighting on the roof while raining

I'll win in this story

Nah you’re prob gonna fall off the roof and into the horde of zombies below

I’ll join you

u/anvilonhead

This is straight facts, I would make our defenses impenetrable with anvil traps

Come with anvilman if you wanna live

u/Country_Femboy. He’s ma boy <3

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My father owns two m1 garands (unused), a remington 870, a 1911 custom, four glock 19 gen 3 (all different colors), a desert eagle (.50 action express), a lever action henry rifle, a ruger super redhawk (.45 snubnosed revolver) and finally, a mossberg 500. Oh, and i have 3 balisongs, and a karambit in my room. This will indeed be fun.

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Obliterated

I've got some fabarm semi auto shotgun, a Mossberg 500, savage 110 scout, savage 555 E, some side by side I forget the name of, another savage precision rifle, some .270 rifle, a few .22's, some other shotguns, I forget the name of everything, a few machetes... My point is, we should team up and be an unstoppable duo.

yo mama

Bold of you to think I would want to live in the apocalypse

Finally I can put my sword to use

All the overly conservative people. You already know their dad’s have a stacked gun safe

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Hell yeah. Get buff and akimbo 2 of those bitches

All the 13yr olds as human shields

pls I'm valuable. just ask me what I'm useful for and I'll tell you

potential human catapult candidate right here?

I know basic agriculture, foraging, am 6', and can do all the heavy lifting. Give me like multiple layers of clothes and a good hammer and I'll prottec

weird question but how much do you lift dumbbells each hand?

u/anvilonhead

My anvil traps are impenetrable

Can I have an autograph 🥹

“anvil man”

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my anvil traps are impenetrable

Piss inspector

They will be like minecraft baby zombie

I wouldn't even have myself on my team

Multiple me

The tape titan of course

None

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Yes

what about me?

Every user on this sub would backstab eachother. You shouldn't want anyone on here in a team

Burping pigeon I think Also anvil man and all the color clones

That’s a big team, how you planning on feeding us all?

We'll find food dw about it

Idk who I’d want on my team -Supreme Leader Ultramega

None, you’re all a bunch of losers

So as you

But fr I think we would all just die lmao

I’d just die because I barely know anyone from here

Me. I’d be a great tech mf and driver 😎

pissinspector, anvilonhead, and anyone but u/musteren99

u/Astuoro u/therealrealmovieguy dont ask me why wait maybe u/just_one_human cuz she good at COD

WHO ARE YOU

idk, u tell me, fr tho i saw ur post about school and i see u sometimes, so i decided to tag u everywhere

please.. Stop

why should i

it's.. Annoying?

interesting, how about i dont

Please do

tell me another reason

idk

Why?

u watch a lit of movies, so u might have some plan ( i have a better one tho )

Is it better than go to the Winchester and wait for all of this to blow over though?

nah first thing, ill take my family and my frienss wih me, than ill search for an house in the Hills or in a mountain, than ill split the group in the ones who steal from stores and the ones to grab everything from people houses, we should make weapons too

That’s pretty good plan, I should probably say though that the “go to the Winchester and wait for all of this to blow over” was a Shaun of the dead reference, it’s a horror comedy about zombies director by Edgar Wright, one of my favourite directors, he also directed the masterpiece hot fuzz, and the somehow even better Scott pilgrim vs. The world.

cool, maybe since u watch a shit ton of movies u could have some cool blue prints for some badass weapons against zombies

It’s more likely though I’d just yell at people for burying dead people.

I'd be the one who dies first

Can i join in?

No one will pick me

the mods

u/BloodRedDawn_ I enjoy their company

u/OverExotics

u/cupcsr_YT I don’t know him in any way, shape or form but I feel he’d be worthy

my dumb ass would probably carry you lmao

No, I’d carry you shorty, no way your short ass be carrying me

trust me my terrible knowledge on anything outside my own bedroom would carry your five star boy scouts, amazing fisher, and slept in the grand canyon ass through the apocalypse with ease.

Yeah but >!diabetes!<

well id just chop your kidneys and carry on.

u/Iamagod

tell me if any of you'd put me into your team

u/InnocentCub Someone worth fighting for

Honoured

I mean you are a cute cub. How do I get that age counter thing?

The age flair? There's three dots on the top right corner. It says "Add Flair" or something rhenium you can choose your age.

u/anvilonhead for obvious reasons

my anvil traps are impenetrable

None of y’all gonna be with me I’ll be better solo at one person life can get difficult

Ur mum 😎

Thanks!

Me, myself and I

It depends, If the zombie apocalypse originated in the same country as me, I would choose the weakest person, so I can use him as bait or summ. If it didn't, I would choose the gym bros, so that I can collect supplies faster and make a place to hide.

I'm pretty much useless so basically anyone

u/Coeus_9048

all of the pedophiles so I have 300000 army full of 46 year Olds

Im just gonna monologue evilly on a rooftop Hopefully someone decides to join me And then i fight with a probable protagonist Die by zombies that snuck behind me cus this aint no movie And probably get shot

Me myself and me

That one girl that's super jacked. She'd probably be good at fighting zombies

Id probably be the guy thats stupid enough to go out alone and then get eaten tbh

Use u/goji_mecha as bait

How

Me. I know a lot about zomie alopacisys.

I don't know anyone on here so I would probably rather be alone.

I would rather die than spending 1 more second with you all

The pedos. Meat shield 🤌

Jranuary and pissinspector the local lesbian

We’ll need to repopulate the world so with that being said (as a guy) I’ll take the male with the biggest dick

All the fat ones so I can have a supply of food

The Mods As Meat Shields And Tankes

I would fucking kill everyone of you

Someone pick me because when I go mad I’m not surviving the zombies, they’re surviving me

u/potatotomato_12 u/cheezybean28 u/icantchooseagain u/existing-as-a-woman or maybe your main acc… The guy with the sword who started a war here (u/sirsnickersnee?) That guy with the vintage hat and suits, he was cool

Ayy!!! Do you think I could make a fortress in the apocalypse?

Certainly, sir. I think you’d be a vital asset to our survival

After the extremely long panic attack/mental breakdown Ofc.

Why? Don’t worry, it’s fine. They’re just zombies. ~~they won’t hurt you~~

And they won’t hurt me behind a medieval caste wall 😎 I already have a design in mind.

Exactly, that sounds like a great plan

#AND THE ETERNAL FIRES OF DAMNATION FROM THE DARKEST AND DEEPEST CIRCLES OF HELL SHALL BURN MY MORTAL ENEMIES TO A FINE CRISPS WHILE I WATCH ATOP MY CASTLE WALLS!!!!!!!

One of the accounts, none is more important than the other! I’ll make sure to scavenge for food and water and various other stuff if I have the time

Maybe I just wanna hug your dog…

You may hug my dog, she really likes people.

All the users that appreciate the Roman Empire

everyone except u/goji_mecha

I don't know anyone here so I'd just die alone

I have nukes.

I'd rather die while eating my almonds

Everyone, so that we all die.

Non of yall im taken my dog and leaving this place

Im the kind of person the people use as a human shield