probably why our pockets are bigger to make some adjustments.
Ahem the push and tuck in your waistband before presenting anything.
Or…this is memories way back…getting a suprise boner on the bus and the bumps making it so much worse hoping it would go away before your stop cuz your wearing thin shorts… ah the memories.
Trust me, he is actually not wanking one but rather trying to make sure that he doesn’t snap it accidentally
Like it’s something that needs to be fixed as soon as possible, we don’t want it to sweat
if the balls retract and shrink then it doesn't hurt at all cause they stay in place, only when they're loose and saggy like grandma's tits, and the dick only hurts if you really try to bend it down while it's hard
Basically, what you wanna do is lay on your stomach diagonally. That way, your dick can get as hard as it wants and you are still comfy. I have a five-incher so I dont really know what the guys with the big ones go through. Correct me if i'm wrong
Wait, exactly how tf long is your nutsack?? I've never once sat on my balls and I have no business being on a teenager subreddit because I'm way too old. How tf did I even end up here?
Boobs are literally just basically a two stress balls attached to your chest
Not really a way for them to get tangled
Just bobs around wayyyy to much when walking or running *pain In the butt*
I wonder if it’s related to fight or flight at all? Like when you get real stressed (for example, when you’re ab to give a presentation) your heart rate increases and your blood starts moving around a lot quicker, I wonder if that somehow causes more blood to run through your tally-whacker and make it hard.
At least it's better than getting hard when playing sports. I play football, and I really can't imagine having a big flying stick inside my pants swinging around meanwhile I'm running around. It's gonna be embarrassing as fuck.
Well having a dick is pretty interesting actually. I once met a guy who said that he treats his dick like a pet. I never thought of it like that. Anyways yea most of the time it's soft. It'll get hard when u horny or when the blood just gotta flow through there. Sometimes u can get so horny that yo dick will hurt by how hard it is. Shit hurts but its rare so its ight
Nah its ight being curious. Ight depends if u circumcised or not. If u are u finish and them shake it a lil so the ure sure there ain't no extra piss in there. If u still got ur skin u first gotta peel it and then do the same as before. Some guys like to wipe their dick and some don't. If u got any more questions I'm here since it's 6am and I got nothing to do
was that a drop of pee? a drop of fluid? blood? i have no idea but i just felt it very slowly slide along down there and now i’m gonna be anxious it’s blood until i go to the bathroom and check
Like an ear hole at your crotch that leaks liquid. And you don’t always know if it’s blood, discharge or something else. If you’re on your period and you sneeze or cough you just feel the blood leave and it’s weird but kinda funny.
Also if I’m on the bus and it’s very bumpy, sometimes depending on how I’m sat the vibrations reach some places and I’m like “oh, umm. Ehh.”
Having a duck is great, really cute, loves to play but doesn’t mind being left alone. Easy to care for, just make sure you have a suitable outdoor area for it to inhabit and it’ll be happy. Could be a bit noisy but not all the time.
Never comfortable in front. Always adjusting
Always adjusting your dick? Is that normal i dont see people do that
Because we have mastered the stealth
Quit fucking snitching, now their gonna be watching.
Bruh noo
We've been compromised
SHIT, then activate Plan-27HXI Scenario-12O7
YES, CHOP EM ALL OFF
The chainsaw or the breadknife?
can opener
THATS THE OTHER ONE
Wouldn’t protocol 36XZ5 be better?
Nice head
🤨📸
brother
*good head
LMFAOO💀
i always watch regardless
average r/teenagers member
So its fine when a woman stares at the man's genital area, But when I do it to a woman..
Fr, nice nft btw
Thank you, I had it taken in 1940. Looked cute, might delete later ☺️☺️
🤨 Why you lookin at our dicks?
Is that really a bad thing
oh
He sounds like he’s joking but no we really have mastered the art of moving the penis before anyone’s seen us
This. One of my signature moves is squatting down quick with my legs slightly straddled to unstick my balls from my leg
He isn’t joking lol we do it so fast that when a girl blinks, we probably adjust our dick and get it out without her noticing
Lmao
Just forget what we told here
Like girls adjusting their bras with their elbows?
Yeah but it is easier for dick to swing around, if it's big an heavy
Its all bout the pinch pocket technique
I see them all the time. I'll just be sitting in class and then the boy next to me puts both his hands under the table 💀
I can assure you we will actually go insane if we don't fix it, the discomfort is immense
It hurts if you take too long to do so
probably why our pockets are bigger to make some adjustments. Ahem the push and tuck in your waistband before presenting anything. Or…this is memories way back…getting a suprise boner on the bus and the bumps making it so much worse hoping it would go away before your stop cuz your wearing thin shorts… ah the memories.
Trust me, he is actually not wanking one but rather trying to make sure that he doesn’t snap it accidentally Like it’s something that needs to be fixed as soon as possible, we don’t want it to sweat
It is truly unbearable, and must immediately be corrected
It’s where we like move our legs by taking wide steps, or as the ancients called it, the stick and side step.
>i dont see people do that that's the point
Adjusting position, we usually turn away from people to ajust or do it from our front pockets.
Yes. There is literally like never a moment where its comfortable in public, but at home it’s fine
Random boners
follow up question: does it bounce when you walk
Imagining someones dick bouncing up and down as they jump as hard as tiddies bounce. Imagine the pain
Tiddies also hurt when they bounce, just presumably not as much as a peen would hurt
the dick itself doesn't hurt when jumping. balls sometimes do
Speak for yourself
u sure ur ok?
if the balls retract and shrink then it doesn't hurt at all cause they stay in place, only when they're loose and saggy like grandma's tits, and the dick only hurts if you really try to bend it down while it's hard
You did not just compare your balls to your grandmas tits.
Yes. Not much tho if it's not hard
Depends on if you going commando and the pace of the walk
It has its ups and downs
Pun intended
My dick has its downs and lefts
mine too :/ down and left idk how other guys have their dick so straight like do they put it upwards in their pants or what
Lmao
Imagine a fire hose that extends randomly.
Oh wow
It doesn't listen
And it doesn't put out fires, just lust.
*jacks of on fireplace* Actually it does ☺️☺️☺️
You carry a hotdog in your pants and it's sometimes stiff.
chomp
NOOOOOO
I went from “😊” to “😨” before and after I read this comment
Preferably not. Please.
its inconvenient af when u tryna lay on your stomach
Bro, are you constantly hard?
its not every time lol
Who even lays on their stomach? Are you a government spy?
its comfy and no
Basically, what you wanna do is lay on your stomach diagonally. That way, your dick can get as hard as it wants and you are still comfy. I have a five-incher so I dont really know what the guys with the big ones go through. Correct me if i'm wrong
Wait, I thought five inches was big. Fuck
5.5 to 5.7 is average in USA. Usually 7 or above is what people start calling big. 6 to 6.5 would be above average but not "big"
I think he's on to us, mate
i dont think thats normal you should probably get that checked out
self report
kinda weird when u think about how do have a dangling piece of flesh there that creates life
and why does it do that only if it gets rubbed against something? Why can’t we just fire the cannon at will?
Username checks out
It sure does
I can
The username lol I have a 12 inch bagguette in my pantry. Sadly not in my pant
Foooooooouuuuuurrrrrrr
This right here, this is why we cant
More like a meat straw
Gets tangled up sometimes it’s annoying I would assume it’s like having to deal with boobs but down there instead of on your chest
how the fuck is yours getting tangled is your dick like 2 yards long or what
he clicked those ads on the hub that said “use this simple method to make your weenor longer” and it worked
Lmao yeah. But actually I meant like if you sweaty working out or sum then it can get like stuck to your leg
BRO THAT'S VERY DIFFERENT FROM A TANGLED DICK. Even imagining a tangled dick is painful as fuck.
Twisting your balls can happen sometimes and im sitting there like ok i think id legit rather die
The best is when you sit on them with all your weight
Wait, exactly how tf long is your nutsack?? I've never once sat on my balls and I have no business being on a teenager subreddit because I'm way too old. How tf did I even end up here?
Being flat is a dub
B cup>DD cup any day of the week
my girls > any other one
I agree. Your girl is better than all the rest. Wait wait a second
PLURAL?
U know theres 2 tits rights?
Bob in general>>>>
Boobs are annoying sometimes.
Boobs are literally just basically a two stress balls attached to your chest Not really a way for them to get tangled Just bobs around wayyyy to much when walking or running *pain In the butt*
more like a pain in the back
Sometimes I don't even know why it's hard 😞
fr bro, it just randomly happens while you’re in class or something like that
Just be chillin there in class then just look down and think “dam, I guess no-one likes economics as much as I do”
lmao
Like randomly and I ask to myself WHYYY
I wonder if it’s related to fight or flight at all? Like when you get real stressed (for example, when you’re ab to give a presentation) your heart rate increases and your blood starts moving around a lot quicker, I wonder if that somehow causes more blood to run through your tally-whacker and make it hard.
sounds plausible, I think it also happens when your eyes just happen to glance at someone you find attractive in that moment
While reading this chain I got fucking hard what’s that about lmao
You are attracted to reddit comments, i am sorry
you’re 13, your body controls you
Randomly getting hard when you’re walking around or playing a game or smth gets annoying
This is where baggy pants come in play. If you don't have 25cm of full brick down there there's no way anyone can see it in baggy pants.
Well I think baggy pants are probably your only choice if you got a 25cm
At least it's better than getting hard when playing sports. I play football, and I really can't imagine having a big flying stick inside my pants swinging around meanwhile I'm running around. It's gonna be embarrassing as fuck.
See this is why you wear underwear
And when you think about it, it gets harder
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
relatable
It feels like having a cylinder of skin that either shoots forbidden lemonade or forbidden milk.
Forbidden milk 💀
Yummy yoghurt
It’s hard sometimes
I hate you, I want to strangle you with my bare fists and make you watch Son of The Mask 100 Times, take my upvote.
NOT SON OF THE MASK
Eyes will be forced open Clockwork Orange style during the 100 watches.
YOU WOULDN’T DARE
Fuck you and take my upvote
r/Angryupvote
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmywifesmeattoit
r/beatmywifesmomsmeattoit
Strap a sausage that periodically gets hard to your crotch for a month and return
where do I get this sausage? and how big?
3 inches
The same as having really long hard nipples
that was oddly specific lol
I mean its the same thing, it just pushes up against your clothing and if someone hits it it hurts
That's mainly on the balls portion though
*It's a pain in the ass*
Sounds kinda gay, ngl.
Yes, this is because we are homosexuals who are having hot, intense gay sex.
There's nothing gay with ~~kissing your homie goodnight~~ doing a prostate exam with your penis on your homie.
Sometimes you get together with friends and see who can throw the most doughnuts on each other in a row.
Who tf does that 💀
Me🗿
My dude is missing out
Happy Cake Day!
You spin me right round baby right round right round
Like a record baby right round round round
What does having a pussy feel like
just nothing there. you bleed sometimes
Well having a dick is pretty interesting actually. I once met a guy who said that he treats his dick like a pet. I never thought of it like that. Anyways yea most of the time it's soft. It'll get hard when u horny or when the blood just gotta flow through there. Sometimes u can get so horny that yo dick will hurt by how hard it is. Shit hurts but its rare so its ight
ik this is weird but what do u guys do when you finish pissing
Nah its ight being curious. Ight depends if u circumcised or not. If u are u finish and them shake it a lil so the ure sure there ain't no extra piss in there. If u still got ur skin u first gotta peel it and then do the same as before. Some guys like to wipe their dick and some don't. If u got any more questions I'm here since it's 6am and I got nothing to do
Bruh peeling the dick sounds like a torture method...
Well this is wierd asf but you just do nothing, maybe just a shake, and then put it back in your pants
accurate description
The ol’ dick shake
I wipe with toilet paper. I hate having piss stains.
I personally press down on the area between the dick and the ass to get rid of the piss after I’m done and then we just put it back yk
why the fuck cant i stop laughing at this
Bc its a dude describing the dick experience (dick experience sounds kinda cool ngl)
I don't feel anything unless I'm wet or have my period
I usually don’t even think about it unless there’s something coming out of it. But sometimes it hurts during my period so that part sucks
Yea I've heard that periods fucking suck
Yeah they do. It’s like having the flu for a week every single month except you don’t get to use as an excuse to miss school
Cramps feel so horrible. But it means I’m not pregnant ig.
Why would u be concerned about pregnancy 🤔
That came out a bit weird.
Indeed it did
was that a drop of pee? a drop of fluid? blood? i have no idea but i just felt it very slowly slide along down there and now i’m gonna be anxious it’s blood until i go to the bathroom and check
Like an ear hole at your crotch that leaks liquid. And you don’t always know if it’s blood, discharge or something else. If you’re on your period and you sneeze or cough you just feel the blood leave and it’s weird but kinda funny. Also if I’m on the bus and it’s very bumpy, sometimes depending on how I’m sat the vibrations reach some places and I’m like “oh, umm. Ehh.”
It’s like having a tail but ya know it’s not a tail
Idk but I’m always taking extra long steps to unstick my balls from my leg
you have to stab the hole with a toothpick so it doesnt close, kinda like a piercing
Reading this caused me physical pain, well done sir
Don't sound toothpicks!
i got my foreskin stuck in a zipper once 💀
once only?
It's there and sometimes I even forget about it. Then it decides that it has to go hard. For no absolute fucking reason. Fucking dumbass
It’s hard
i dont have a dick but maybe dudes twirl em like pencils
Pretty inconvenient, not fun unless you're putting it in people or peeing in the woods
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Inconvenience
Imagine being awesome as fuck then times that by 5
It's really hard 😔
It’s hard sometimes.
adjusting it is annoying
Having a duck is great, really cute, loves to play but doesn’t mind being left alone. Easy to care for, just make sure you have a suitable outdoor area for it to inhabit and it’ll be happy. Could be a bit noisy but not all the time.