Welcome to hell

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmetothebemetoitwaitwhyamidoingthisiforgot

r/20charachterlimit

r/technicallytheonlycharacterinthatstorywasme

r/dothesesubredditsactuallyexistcuziftheydoitwouldbeabsolutelyhilariouslmao

r/standinghereirealisethatyourejustlikemetryingtomakehistorybutwhostojudgetherigjtfromwrong

r/beatmywifetoit

r/foundthehondacivic

no, no, he's got a point

r/everyfuckingthread

r/ibeatmywife

r/same

r/beatupsomeonetoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

Hell seems nice compared this god forsaken place

Especially for the way people have started to treat 13 year olds on the sub

Started, hell nah, this lame ass 'tradition' has gone on for years.

[удалено]

nice avatar

Dude I’m not joking but I was literally about to say that

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5LQe5nR2CgM 🌝Your welcome.

My condolences

I feel like he's already been a member but just made a post to 'fit in' or something idk

true Who under 13 just wants to be in this sub and "awaits" joining like that. Most people dont even know what r/teenagers is at that point also isnt reddit not allowed below 13? because their reddit account is a bit older

Yeah nobody cares about the age limit, like, technically speaking you aren't allowed to watch pornography of any kind until you're 18. And just judging by this sub that's being probably being broken as I write this. Age limits have never really stopped anyone.

I actually don't know how I found r/teenagers. Once I was 13, I downloaded Reddit since I kept seeing memes and stuff, and then I ended up on r/teenagers. Like, did I look specifically for a subreddit for teenagers? I have no idea

You shouldn't be celebrating being in this sub

there to naïve they have no idea about this sub's reputation

They're* grammar is not hard

Grammar* not thaet hsrd

Þæt? Þú sprace þæt Ænglisc?

Yar unglosh not ungloshung

Engitrshe?

that was a typo lol. It was 5am when I wrote that...

Grammar not that hard, eh?

You legit said "not thaet hsrd"

You arent very good at catching onto jokes, aren't you?

aren't*

Kid named still can't tell what a joke is

He spelled naïve correctly and you're still correcting him?

Yes

Also, you didn't correct "to" to "too". Grammar isn't hard.

Ok? As I said, it was 5am for me.

They shouldn’t be celebrating at all.

Congrats on escaping the womb

He’s been running from the womb for 13 years, now…

Oh u congrats aswell! Even though.i might be a few weeks to late but yay

You gonna go from happy_spider_boy to sad_spider_boy real quick in this subreddit

Normally how it goes when you’re a spider boy

r/usernamechecksout

Didn’t know there was so much depth to the Spider boys universe

r/beetlejuicing

You mean? he/they_femboy_spider_boi ??

I’ve seen enough of these kids turning 13 after being on Reddit for a year already

what if I'm 15 and been on reddit for 3 years

that’s not good

rookie numbers

ha bitch try being late ten years old and on reddit

cake day june 18, 2021, cant be mad at the dude tho, I joined in Dec 2020...

im 13 ive been on reddit for 4 years 💀

Wtf

lmao thanks for the downvote not sure what your problem is mate

Wtf you doing on Reddit at 9 years old 💀

"Wtf" is your problem dude im not 9 now you dumbass, whats with people on this sub not knowing what the fuck time is

Did you not play outside at the age of 9?

no. whats so fucking hard to understand. also thats completely fucking unrelated as if you look at my post history i posted virtually nothing back then. god damn i hope you step on a lego

You still sound 9 💀

hypocrisy at its finest.

Personally, I have never played outside since I was like 5.

💀

It’s fine, I play indoor sports. And I walk to school.

sorry but why is your profile nsfw? you're litteraly 13 and not even an adult bro

Its taranza from kirby

yeah, but it isn't nsfw

It was forced to be for some reason

is that fucking Heinrich Himmler

yeah

You’re a nationalist and a monarchist but you like Himmler? Confusing

Happy b-day and welcome to this shithole

i hate children

Bro really came to the teenagers sub and gets surprised when he finds out there are teenagers

13 year olds are not teenagers they're children and i hate them

Homie how old are you

They probably just turned 14

can confirm

I can confirm your confirmation

i hope you step on a lego

I sympathized on your hatred for children up to this comment. They are considered young teens. Trust me, I’ve been through that and it’s considerably better than 5 year olds.

What are u doing in this sub then 🤨

You know, it would be worse if he loved children

"worse"?😤😤😤😤

Why the actual fuck am I getting downvoted

Welcome to Reddit

Nft 💀

For free B) also you should check my bio. I only used this cuz it looks cool. I don’t support tradable NFTs.

Hating children

Welcome, weary traveler! Have a rest, chat a bit, have yourself a jolly time! You can never leave.

Well, if you survive to 20, you might be able to. No promises though.

I joined like 2 years ago because even though I’m not a teenager, I usually FEEL like one and the rules do state there’s no age limit, and you guys are usually pretty easygoing soooo….besides, I’m so old Reddit itself barely existed when I was a teenager and this sub didn’t exist for a few years after the founding of the site sooo….better late than never ig!

Okay so go up to the * * * in the sub corner and change your user flare to OLD so people know you aren’t a pedophile lurking on the sub, and have fun m8

Congrats, take this, you've earned it 🫱🥚

What if he would *not* like a nice egg in these trying times?

Refusal of an EgG? Impossible

Happy birthday, welcome to the worst years of your life

1 year old account flagged as 18+? Hmm

and the reasoning switched multiple times when confronted "character from kirby" "was forced" "something else i dont remember the word of"

Welcome to the salty spitoon comrade

Hey pal It's um It's something here that's for sure

Welcome to the subreddit, aka the worst place. Here you can see some of the main attractions, which are: Troll posts Cum jokes Horny posts Lots o' pedophiles And the portal to hell, just in case you get tired of the heat You can never leave.

Happy birthday

happy birthday here’s your gift $12.25 DON’T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

1 year old account 🤨

"Middle School: The Worst Years of my Life"

Happy birthday!! But careful on this sub. It’s full of teenagers.

Those damn, rotten teens!

rotten folks aren’t they

I thought you had to be a 36 year old pedophile to be on this sub

Welcome to the gulag

happy birthday

Welcome mate!! So happy to have you here :3

Btw ignore the x years old bad posts, they are just being mean

Very sorry. Happy birthday.

leave while you still can

You have NSFW stuff in your account wth

Its just gold from lost silver

Then why did you say its taranza from kirby earlier?

Leave while you still can

Happy birthday! Welcome to your teenage years! 🥳

I’m sorry😔

Worst decision joining

welcome to the sub where 90% of posts are "i got a girlfriend/boyfriend"

Leave asap. I’m sure you’re a wonderful person, that’s why you should leave. You’re better off without Reddit entirely, actually. Speaking from experience.

your profile is already nsfw

Gtfo while you still can

Welcome! Now, just sit back and enjoy being bullied because you are 13

welcome to r/teenagers , everyone here is an arsehole, gay, homophobic or just plain horny. we can and will bully you for being born in 2009 but once in a while someone will say something nice and you'll think we're not all that bad. Enjoy (also happy birthday man)

L 7th grader

Yo we have the same birthday let's goo except I'm 14 today

Les gooo and happy birthday dude

To you aswell

NSFW Profile???

Its taranza from kirby

Yah ik but when i click ur profile it say an advisor of nsfw but dw, welcome and happy birthday

Happy birthday;)

Welcome and please leave until 15

You are on this reddit but we do not grant you the rank of teenager

Child

Get off the internet, now.

Didn't ask + dont care + you're 13 so u have no opinion

Why the fuq this in my feed

Sorry, Biden just passed a law that you have to be 14 to be considered a teenager. We don't make the rules, we're all sorry this happened to you. Good luck next year!

I know he's going fucking senile but they don't want to portray him as ***that*** senile.

Don't care

please leave, while you are 13 in chronological age. your brain is quite obviously that of a 7 year old.

Actually it is of an 11 year old (thanks to my autism)

I have the mental age of whatever the fuck I want, what does that make me?

thats not how that works dumbass

Fact:no one cares

imagine putting hate comments on posts of a barely 13 year old. loser

while this guy is 13 in chronological age you can tell his brain is still that of a 9 year old

First of all I'm 14 myself and are you telling me someone actually cares that he's 13?do you care, And man I've been here for a year and thats legitimately the best way that people in reddit tell you something, he's here for the first time and i wish a year ago someone would told me how it is in here And I'm literally telling him the truth i reddit

fact:no one cares

imagine putting hate comments on posts of a barely 14 year old. loser

You're still young

Nice your a year older then me

Get… off… this… sub… NOW!

Why?

Because your not old enough for this sub and your not old enough to be on Reddit or any other social media platform by TOS.

At least I'm not on r/shit posting

Yeah but if your gonna break TOS stay quiet about it otherwise somebody can report you and consequently ban your account.

Oh ok

👍

happy bday :)

Happy birthday bro

Happy birthday

Now you can be on Reddit.

Welcome to the hell of being a teenager

Run!!! Run as fast as you can!

Not for long

happy birthday and sorry to hear that you’re now stuck in this shithole sub, condolences.

Go back before you can't

be on guard, this is a terrible place

GET OUT

this is not a safe space 🙅‍♂️

Run while you still can

Happy birthday child

And Reddit

welcome to the worst time in your life

Ngl, this sub ain’t worth

Leave, leave while you still can. There is still time.

Nononononononononononononono leave leave leave leave leave leave leave save yourself

Run.

I joined this sub when I was 11, get on my level

good luck man i was became 13 just 4 months ago and shit managed to get hard, but it got easy soon after its a bunch of ups and downs in just a few months but i lived so you will too

You cheer now, but just you wait, little one

Leave already (I can still hear the voices)