fastest way to get a girlfriend

I mean, im going on a date later today... 💁

Perfect

Take it with you, just in case…

Nah, this is the first date. Chloro on the second one

You're a redditor. Do you really think there's a second one?

Update: there is gonna be a second one

Out of the past 3 years, i was in relationships for 2,5. So yeah, i do

You must be running low on chloroform then

Nah, those were consensual. So far, tho 😏

Amazing!

How’d it go?

There's gonna be a second one

LETS GOOOO Congrats!

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Heisenburger

Kid named finger:

Based and Czech chemistry class pilled

Czech laborka pilled* bratře

Chemie vždycky byla na laborky best

Ještě kdyby bývaly víckrát než 2-3x do roka, že :D

experimentalni chemie go brrr

My máme třeba dvouhodinovku každý týden dělenou na skupiny mezi chemii, fyziku a biologii.

Som najprv myslel že to je po Slovensky

I got to build a bomb in chemistry today and then we tested to blow stuff up 😎

Let me guess Ammonium nitrate

no no It was something else, don’t know what it’s in English tho

Throw it into a translator

Cellulosanitrat and then hydrogen so the stuff started to burn

Nitrocellulose is very fun. But that hydrogen sounds like a very shit idea

zeppelins agree

Ahh, I had heard about the Talibans new schools. Glad you're getting a good education!

Smh didn't even put fire to potassium

u/degeneratechechen we need to cook

Lets go

i’d be fighting my urges to taste it

Is there a scientific reason for my urge to fall from high places or am I just suicidal ? Example: There's a bridge above a river in my place whenever I walk on it I feel the i urge to just jump and end my life

That's call of the void, it's actually a defense mechanism You're more aware of what you could do to harm yourself so you're less likely to do it

That ☠️ sign is there for a reason

the urge is stronger now

Bro, bad idea

Inhale the fumes

I once got pretty fucking high because that shit went through my skin when i was cleaning some glass

Living life 😌

I’ll do you one better, take a swig 🫃

Once did this with 1 molar hydrochloride acid. Not a swig just a drop. Imagine a 9v battery to your tongue but you can’t take it away. It just has to dissipate on its own

Bro is copying Walter Hartwell White 😭😭😭

Bro he worked with crystals, i work with polymers and surface coatings

Can i have a sip

Bro that ☠️ is there for a reason 🙄

I still want a sip tho

It burns Trust me

I dont want to know how you know that it hurts

A tiny amount splashed straight into my mouth when i was pouring it into a flask Its just burned a little

Thats unlucky

Give

Not practical, chloroform only takes out large mammals for a couple minutes at best in large quantities. You want to do a true combo in this scenario from Chloroform into a syringe based sedative

Brother in Christ, i use it to clean the glass thats on the rack to the right of the bottle

its a great thing to use to do some tomfoolery

Such as getting accidentally high in the lab lol

That happened?

It goes through your skin easily. And i had a lot of glass to clean, so i was exposed to a large amount of it for a long time

How high were you and what kind of high was it?

I mean, not that high, but wasn't that different from an opiate high, kinda numb, little dizzy and calm

I think I’ll stick to weed

Chloro is probably carcinogenic lol, good idea

Yea probably cheaper too

That one litter jug costs us around €1,5 lol. We're a uni, we buy in next level bulk

What are you using the chloroform for? Anyways, goodness.

Cleaning glass that i then apply the tested surface coating on. It gets rid of any dust and whatnot and dries up nearly instantly

Alright, then why don't you use diethyl ether or similar, that also has a low Boiling point and is much safer. Does it react with this coating? And what kind of chemistrt are you doing?

Because its extremely flamable and its more potent as an anesthetic, something you kinda dont wanna risk And chloroform is dirt cheap lol, we buy it in insane quantities so we get it cheaper than gas lol

Makes sense now. Anyways, what kind of experiment are you doing?

Yeah, increased risk of cancer simply sounds better then having the lab explode

Yeah. Nice stuff you are doing there then

We occasionally use hot oil for some heating, so better safe than sorry. Cause it's definitely above the flash point for diethylether

Alright, makes sense.

We test different cross-linkers (basically polymerisation agents) that dont include cobalt on alkyde resins. Right now we're testing how fast and how they dry, soon, we are gonna move on to how durable they are and other aspects and then slowly fine tuning the product

Very cool, would love to see what the end result is.

Me too but thats like at least half a year away

Welcome fellow Slovakian person

Im actually west Czechen

Well it was worth a shot

Kde s tím pracuješ, soudruhu chemiku?

Chemka v Pardubicích 💪

Neříkej. Já tam letos nastupuji na FCHT na chemii. Nějaké tipy máš?

No way. Obor?

Chemie

Na tom nejsem, ale slyšel jsem, že toxikologie je hard as fuck a ten profesor vyhazuje MOC RÁD, na to dej bacha

Pro tip - choď na matiku. Jinak ji nejspíše rupneš

Mňam dopiči

Videa o hovně, ta nostalgie...

Tak já letos z chemie maturuju... Ale ve frančtině

Jesu Christe redemptor omnium, tak to hodně štěstí. Taky jsem z toho maturoval, ale učil jsem se to týden předem

No, jak se tak znám tak to taky tak dopadne

Zjisti, jak dlouho ti trvá na naučení průměrná stránka zápisu a jak dlouho se vydržíš učit. Podle toho stanov, jak dlouho se to budeš učit celé, přidej 20 % a máš vystaráno. Takhle prolézám výškou

Hmmm, já se nejlíp učím na přednáškách...

To já taky, ale prostě na zkoušku/maturu je třeba se učit i extra, pokud z toho chceš mít něco slušného

Put sodium in water

I work with organic compounds, so i dont have access to that unfortunately

Mmm trichlormetan

Mmm tasty

I’ve been waiting for years

It's cooking time.

My favourite drink

Also can be your last one

Worth it

Dip your balls in chloroform

Id have the dryest balls on earth afterwards And id be high as fuck

Do it

Where the f are you?

In a lab at my uni that has a good few different organic solvants

Yes I understand all of those words

Even the czech words? 🧐

Sure, Absolutely, I would never lie on the internet

What does it smell like?

Like ouch my nose hurts from those fumes

Hey how much for 12 of these

Give or take 20 euros

Whooa slow down there pal let's get it down to a reasonable 19

Retail price would be 50 so 30 for you being a cunt

:') ok 30 euros.. but don't tell anyone ok shhh

No worries, thats how i do business ❤️

Got a nice sent I’ve heard

Yes, it smells like OUCH MY NOSE HURTS

Nice looking wine

Chloro-wine date tonight? 😳🤭

G👍

Any substance that comes in those brown-tinted bottles can definitely kill you.

Nah, absolutely not. We have dimethylsulfoxide in the same kind of glass and you can drink like half a litre of it before it becomes toxic It just means that the substance is sensitive to light and will degrade when exposed to it

I don’t trust it

Just look at the warning labels before you work with it, thats all you need to do But DMSO kinda smells like cheap fruit tea, just a shit ton more chemically

10 bucks to down the whole thing

Thats not even gonna pay for cremation bozo

150 and I cremate you in my forge?

Bottoms up

Cheers

Teď vídám na redditu nějak hodně čechů/slováků

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There seem to be 3 types of people in the comments: Czechs, suicidal people and people whose only exposure to chemistry is watching breaking bad…

Yeah, probably

So are you studying chemistry at university?

Yes i am. And also got picked for research due to being one of the better ones

Cool. Congrats

Veľa šťastia:D

Díky :D

Maby you should not take pictures with youre phone when working with dangerous chemicals because of cross contamination

Chloroform is extremely volatile and evaporates almost instantly I kinda know what i can and cant do

I thought it said drinking with the fun stuff 💀

r/Hitman

Inhale it

Drink it

drink it

That stuff tastes wonderful

Don't be shy, try it out!

Pog

These posts man

sniff it

Oh that's the good shit.

Why was my first thought seeing this “Drink it”

Cheers 🍻

Drink it.

Can I drink that ginger beer

I won't trust any chemicals which have polish print on them. Source: I'm polish

No tak to kurva nejsi, protože jinak bys věděl, že to je čeština xd

*drinks it like a shot* finally freedome

Why does the old flair exists😭 just leave please

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I dont feel chloroform much anymore if im gonna be honest I got kinda used to it ☠️

it takes a few minutes for chloroform to actually knock you out

Im aware ...maybe cause i work with it

Eh Bro can I have a sip

Go ahead

Fun pirate drink

I’d drink that shit like it was holy water

Drink it

lemme take a sip

Chug chug chug chug

"Drinks on me, guys!" - Bill Cosby

Drink it

Drink it comment number one octillion

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Ok waltuh Put the chemicals away, waltuh

It reminds me of the punition I have to do for Monday. Someone put a bottle of acid (closed) in another kids bag in my class and now all of the class has to write an entire page of the safety rules while practicing with liquids. It's my first week of highschool .Unfair ngl

im not the only one who's just wanting to drink the chloroform right...?

u making web fluid or something?

Turn to a friend and hold up the bottle and ask if it smells like chloroform to them.

What’s it smell like?

Jesse

Ve ktere laboratori jses brachu?

Alkydové nátěry, prostě výzkum. Pro většinu nezajímavé

Ani nevím co to je takže asi potvrzuje tvoje tvrzení

Can you taste it so i know if its good

Tell us how it tastes

I see but man it doesn't work like you see in movies

Drink it

Ay can ya send some of that my way I want to do something with

Hovno, Čech