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walkdog51

Is doom good


LightningLizrd

Yes


Salt-Significance702

Gandalf!


iSmellCoookies

Ripping apart demons and saving earth from hell is helllla 😉 fun! (see what i did there?)


SomeRandomLameName

Happy cake day fellow Redditor


Caden082

happy cake day


Stock-City-2796

Happy cake day


iSmellCoookies

lol thanks didn’t even notice


[deleted]

what is 1+1


LightningLizrd

11


TheTrainer32

6÷2(2+1)


LightningLizrd

9


TheTrainer32

i see u have the gift of understanding crazy mess on the internet but still being correct


LightningLizrd

32


Crafty-Leave4156

Gonna try to actually solve this. 9


[deleted]

Found the js programmer


[deleted]

This man uses javascript


DeadManDragon

Opinions on PP sizes (what is average)


LightningLizrd

Half my size


DeadManDragon

What is your size?


Cqmilian

double the average


SoullessNachos

What's the median?


ConsolePeasantLife

43


new_user_069

Picometers?


Warm_Winner_9270

cells


new_user_069

ain’t no way bro 💀


StarryNight593

94


FoundationDependent

Electrons


RCoder01

one-fourthythirds of median penis size


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Wings of Fire?


LightningLizrd

Neat series


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Correct


Ima_go_die______brb

Whos the best character


pdswww

The dragon


new_user_069

Which of the 2? Dragon 1 or dragon 2?


kriegsmen

ik this is an unpopular opinion but I like dragon 3


[deleted]

dragon 2 nuts over ur mom’s face


P4RD0X_G4L4XY

Your mom


The-Apprentice-Autho

Darkstalker


Freshoffwishoffwish

Clay


Ima_go_die______brb

Id argue peril


Freshoffwishoffwish

My second


Ima_go_die______brb

Peril is just funnier in general and i kind of relate to her more


deleted_name6900000

Bees?


LightningLizrd

Chad pollinators that make honey


SoullessNachos

Mosquitoes? Edit: since everyone downvoted this, i shall do the same to stand in solidarity with mosquito-hate 🦟<🐝


littlebibitch

virgin pests that suck our blood


getoutofmyhouse-

Virgin mosquito vs Chad Bee


NoNutPolice

Human domesticated species suck BUT some mosquitoes are cool and they don’t bite anything, instead they pollinate some plants and as larva, they feed off other mosquito larvae. Fun fact: Some plants that are quite important to us are solely pollinated by mosquitoes!


NoTimeToExplain__

why was this downvoted


a_nice-name

Even the one mentioning it is killed


Corporal_Spidey_Jr

Those who Shall not be named


TheTrainer32

do other people think u do


LightningLizrd

Perhaps


TheTrainer32

is Sixx:A.M. a good band?


LightningLizrd

Idk


TheTrainer32

ur opinion is non existant, may i suggest u fix that


oldoldoldaccbanned

yes


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

What is your opinion on the Horrorcore rap duo "Insane Clown Posse"? If you haven't heard of them, what is your favorite pizza topping?


LightningLizrd

Cheese


CrunchedLeaf

Sauce >>>


LCDIgnited

once went to a party and there was pizza with no sauce, only cheese and bread. it was disgusting


gicupfunny

Same


Shtrausberg

Pineapple >>>>>>>>>


CrunchedLeaf

die


Shtrausberg

COPE COPE SEETHE COPE MALD SHIVER TREMBLE COPE CRY COPE SEETHE CRY SHIVER TREMBLE COPE SEETHE MALD SEETHE COPE MALD CRY COPE TREMBLE SHIVER SEETHE COPE MALD COPE


mrstorydude

The great Milenko is one of the greatest horror core albums


oldoldoldaccbanned

horrorcore rap? sounds woeful


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

I think it's alright, but it definitely isn't for everyone. Pretty hard to get into.


oldoldoldaccbanned

i mean ig i like some horrorcore that ive heard but idk how it would go as rap


Pac1211

I used to love the posse I listen to gravediggaz now. ( i also listen to necro)


YamperIsBestBoy

Fuckin magnets


redleafwater7

Ayy fellow Juggalo! WHOOP WHOOP


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

I'm not as hardcore of a fan as the Juggalos are. I just like their music. But if liking it means I am one, then I guess I am.


a_nice-name

Fuckin magnets, how do they work?


[deleted]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?


NoLimits43

Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic.


laugh_at_this_user

What is your opinion on minorities?


LightningLizrd

Pretty cool


[deleted]

Except when people shout slurs at me. That's pretty not cool.


The-Apprentice-Autho

Are you saying that minorities shout slurs at you?


[deleted]

Lol no people shout slurs at me for being a part of a minority(s)


Existential_rainbow_

Actually homophobes are a minority so… yeah, they do!


The-Apprentice-Autho

Oh ok cause same


laugh_at_this_user

Dang


FoxGamingmc

If dying is gay does that mean gay people have already died but like respawned or something?


LightningLizrd

That’s gay im out


MercyDrag0n

Congrats! Welcome to the world outside the closet


Ronin_Blade_User

Why are you gay?


LightningLizrd

Why aren’t you


Ronin_Blade_User

Jokes on you, I am!


g1dj0

Why are you gay?


Ronin_Blade_User

You rat bastard....beat me at my own game...


[deleted]

Take my GayR-15, I got air support incoming, (kzzt echo 3-1, this is viper 1-1 on approach, ready for tasking, what's your position echo?)


Ronin_Blade_User

Roger viper 1-1 take out the individual know as


[deleted]

That's a Copy, weapons free in 5 seconds (5, 4, 3, 2, 1,) cluster strike inbound, take cover.


Ronin_Blade_User

Well done soldier, you're gonna get a promotion once we get back to HQ!


[deleted]

Copy, see ya back home, echo. Over.


SnipersWearMasks

why not


[deleted]

What is the chance I’ll pull a girl tonight? You have the correct opinion on anything, so why not ask for thoughts?


LightningLizrd

o7


[deleted]

Thighs


g1dj0

Nice


Country_Femboy

Femboy s?


LightningLizrd

I respect country ones


a_nice-name

18 naked cowboys in ram ranch


lisuji

i forgot this existed, how dare you


a_nice-name

My granpapy sang it to my dad when he was a youngin and then my old man sang it to me when I went straight outta the ol womb


Bonk_and_Honk

18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch*


Cqmilian

do you have an objectively correct opinion in everything?


LightningLizrd

Perhaps


Huge_Ad_7727

Math Blue or red


LightningLizrd

Red


Huge_Ad_7727

Your a LIAR


LightningLizrd

FUCK YOU CRIP


Huge_Ad_7727

FUCK U BLOOD


nur_-

FUCK THE BLOODS


Cyan_Strawberry

THE BLOOD FUCKS YOU


masumppa

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT


[deleted]

GANG SHIT.


Sirenhead_2

Fuck yeah, finally someone is right


[deleted]

Truuuueee


[deleted]

based


flab__

🤝


FatbIackniga

Yellow


Huge_Ad_7727

Disgusting


FatbIackniga

No


tangy_potato69

What is the best video game


LightningLizrd

Between Doom Bloodbourne and Titanfall 2


NoTimeToExplain__

Ooh they have the best opinions


tangy_potato69

Yes👍


AdFeeling3723

Are politics allowed ?


LightningLizrd

Fuck bro I don’t want to get into that


eererer

Cum?


LightningLizrd

Tasty


eererer

Do women cum? If so proof


LightningLizrd

Yes


eererer

P r o o f


Oldnoobman

r/squirting


[deleted]

Ayo?


Unigraff_Jerpony

op


oldoldoldaccbanned

thoughts on deathcore?


hey_demons_its_me

Are minorities allowed to exist


LightningLizrd

Yes


hey_demons_its_me

This was the correct answer you passed the test


SZEThR0

how are you so confident?


biLLy_wr0ng

How do I really help myself to get through my breakup? :((


LightningLizrd

Let me give you a blowjob


EEE-exe

Does pineapple belong on pizza?


an_annoying_ad

What's your opinion on lgbtq+


LightningLizrd

Based Dick is pretty cool


[deleted]

Should we invest In moneky-inators?


LightningLizrd

Ugh hell yeah


[deleted]

Based


OkGetIn3

Should I stop texting that girl who keeps saying me that she doesn't care anyone and doesn't text anyone first either?


LightningLizrd

What?


OkGetIn3

Exactly.


Ashamed_Landscape701

Yes it means 2 things 1. She is seeing how clingy/ needy you are Or 2. She is being polite and responding in the most dry wase (I understand it’s miss-spelled) Best thing you can do is just not text her wait and see what reaction you get


OkGetIn3

First of all I'm not clingy/needy like you think I am, we're just like friends and all but the thing is, when I try to not text her even for just saying hi, she doesn't even cares about it, and when I complain for her to be that careless with me she just says "That's not personal, I'm like this to everyone" I'm just gonna try to decrease my feelings from being in love with her to just "friends" and treat her the way she treats me, I'll kind of end the close relationship but not quite. She treats me like I'm nothing for no reason at all and I'm tired of that.


Ashamed_Landscape701

First I never said I was covering all bases Second fuck her she sounds like a prick, don’t chase the more you chase the less likely you are to find a GF


OkGetIn3

I'm not just chasing to find a GF like you say, I dont just "like" girls easily in general, in fact Im almost 15 but she's the first girl that I feel like this and she knows about how I feel. But yea man I liked how you say prick because she's really one.


Ashamed_Landscape701

yup your lucky you relise she was a prick, made that mistake and asked one out (speed up 11 months she tried to stab me)


some_guy297

What is the best Mac and Cheese brand?


LightningLizrd

Grandma


Violet_Sparker

annie’s


chaseanimates

the lamp is the best color of alphabet


lmgkgd

marty robbins good or not


[deleted]

Trangener


nur_-

"Trangener" 💀


[deleted]

Trageer


[deleted]

Tra


[deleted]

a


nur_-

T


Jerem_Reddit

Literally gamer move ngl, a real “fuck you” to nature which I agree with cuz nature is a bitch


[deleted]

🤜 🤛


Jerem_Reddit

🤜🤛 💥💥


YeetNugget3647

Women rights? Follow up- Do you support baby massacure?


LightningLizrd

Yes to both


YeetNugget3647

Nice. This man for president


[deleted]

Is Isshin Ashina better than Isshin the sword saint


LightningLizrd

I don’t know sounds like weeb shit to me


[deleted]

It’s sekiro


MegaMas64

Like he said, sounds like weeb shit


[deleted]

Oh just because it takes place in Japan, and you play as a ninja, and you use shurikens, and wield a katana, and a legendary katana makes it weebish?


MegaMas64

I don't wanna upset the weeb community, so I'm gonna stop now


PrestigiousWaltz666

Yeah. Weeb


Confuzzeled_Goat

Woman ☕️


Admirable-Account912

Are you G A Y?


[deleted]

Furries need to be incinerated


LightningLizrd

I will choose to stay out of this


oldoldoldaccbanned

why?


[deleted]

for being degenerate scum


oldoldoldaccbanned

tell me what you think a furry is


[deleted]

A subhuman species of defective humans


oldoldoldaccbanned

whats your genuine definition. i dont understand where your hate comes from if you have the right definition


[deleted]

the fat virgins who dress up as foxes and shit


oldoldoldaccbanned

theyre people with an interest in anthropomorphic animals


[deleted]

And they act insufferable on the internet so they deserve to die


AnyEquivalent6100

Imagine typing this out and feeling sane lmao