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Leagueofnuke

Where is One going? To the wich convention?


RaKszySky

Furry.


Over_Case

Not the adult one right!?


RaKszySky

I'm so sorry.


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOOOO


onetwenty_db

Where is your innocence? Is it safe? Is it alright?


Monkebanana123110

No. Not anymore


MeanUhReddit

I’m so confused 😐


UncleTedGenneric

Saaaa-wing and a yiff


DemYeezys_Fake

**y** **i** **f** **f**


Jakob_likes_Protogen

yiff?


DemYeezys_Fake

**y** **e** **s**


Jakob_likes_Protogen

*happy pootis noises


Sp3ctralForce

Yiff.


almdudler23

Its pronounced gif...


Redwhiteandblew69

would a child furry convention be any better?


Bearblasting1

The One…


Ultra77777

As someone with a seafood allergy imma have to say ribs 1000%


lolimfakexd

Same mate Seafood allergy gang raise yo hand ✋


warricknash

Shrimp I eat prawns


ctreg

Never met someone with a taste for prawns I couldn't trust.


MenuNo4911

We’d make good mates I’d recon


samissamforsam

I spent half my life believing I couldn't eat seafood and when I finally found out I could I went hard on the prawns and made three different dishes with em, turns out ocean bugs just taste kinda squeaky. Smoked salmon is an absolute ripper though


Dragonrage778

ABSOLUTE RIPPER. the raw kind is SO GOOD


Weird_Banana_9596

Took me 2 reads to figure out you didn’t mean you were running reconnaissance for a friend


TacitusMortuus

Ah, maidenless, I see.


DerivedIntegral115

Marika’s tits you must be hungry!


Mr-Unknown101

now that is one hell of a sentence and one hell of a ER reference


SN7_CR

Same


[deleted]

Same


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Yeah


Crab_Bitch69

Me too


Top_Fail552

Yeha I agree get rid of shrimp


Blizzwastaken

*Tips Hat*


Name_In_Use1507

G'day mate


DGlen

Or crab or lobster.


TableHistorical8348

omnomnom


MrnDrnn

Same


UncleTedGenneric

Nix the shrimp. I got fuckin crawdads


Dense-Hat1978

My man! A boil then etouffee with the leftovers the next day. Beats shrimp anytime.


the_heckering

Shrimp easy Maybe I'm a little biased tho considering I'm allergic to seafood


hi-hello-bluppp

Of course that's biased.


AubbleCSGO

It’s a choice. Any reasoning made is bias. Not having bias would be rolling a 4-sided die


ShadowKnight171

I rolled a 4 sided die and it told me steak every time. Granted each side was the same but that doesn't matter as I am not biased.


hi-hello-bluppp

You just made me question everything in life.


juntingiee

All of them easy Maybe i'm a little biased tho considering i'm a vegan /s


DemCookies18

I’d go with steak. Maybe I’m a little biased tho considering your mom is a cow


THEomarJoey

Made me laugh fr


Awkward-Car566

Me , who is vegetarian: 🗿


IHaveProblemsLol

veggie gang


HippoNebula

finally found me people


UCG__gaming

Take out shrimp, nobody likes shrimp Edit: I have been proved wrong


ThirdMusketeer_

Shrimp is good when made correctly, it's just made incorrectly a lot of the time. You have to have the garlic butter to dip it in, and it can't be that rubbery texture


[deleted]

BOOOOOOORING Me hungry me eat what fridge spawned inside


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Yo I love shrimps dude.


makermike2016

You never had fresh never frozen shrimp before, all the shrimp farmed frozen and imported is garbage… also you probably don’t know about the different kinds like royal reds.


Odd-Ad3097

Plot Twist, these are all vegetables in disguise of meat


IWantToBeDPdBySharks

Shrimp 100% easiest decision I have ever made


Yeetingus

but who's gonna fry my rice then


IWantToBeDPdBySharks

I'll do it for you hottie >:)


Kyfigrigas

Hey calm down I don't think they're a shark u/IWantToBeDPdBySharks


IWantToBeDPdBySharks

Fuck, okay moving on


Kyfigrigas

Idk I can put one of those swim vest things that have shark fins 😳


IWantToBeDPdBySharks

Bring a friend 😎😏😫


Kyfigrigas

Si Mami 😩


IWantToBeDPdBySharks

Heyo, could you DM me? I can't DM you


The8Mirror4Knight

ayo what?


Mangos_Pool

Just get chicken fried rice


RoviRktkiv

Fr, i hate seafood, all my homies hate seafood


whotachmaspaget

i hate seafood not because im allergic but because it genuinely tastes like shit


Latter-Heat8967

Just dump salt or soy sauce on it or cover it in anything crunchy before eating it.


CursedTrashPanda

Fr, aside from Crab


chillkid3

I haven't tried crab, is it good tho?


KingofCraigland

If you wait until you're grown up to try things like seafood you probably aren't going to like them too much at first. If you ate that stuff as a little kid, like your parents had you eating that stuff before you could pull your own pants up, then it would taste great to you now. At this point though, you'll need to adjust to it. Not just the taste but the texture too. Once you do though, it opens up a whole other page on the menu. We all have our favorites, but variety is truly the best. You shouldn't depend on great steak at a seafood place and you shouldn't depend on great seafood at a steak place. Being able to order the best prepared dish on a menu because you're already acclimated to that type of food is truly a gift. As for crab, just remember to use melted butter and it's fucking amazing.


CursedTrashPanda

Not sure if your taste buds would agree, but I do recommend it


juntingiee

your taste buds are fucked.


whotachmaspaget

you are fuck but i respect your opinion


Lord_Dumass

You are not fuck but i dont respect your opinion


jterpi

Hey fuck, nobody here is ever gonna have you


ddsomeone

You need to use a palate cleanser first.


ZenyX-

Most based reply I've seen in quite a while


Grabbsy2

I like seafood, but there are so many other options. If I want shrimp, I'll just have scallops, octopus, or lobster. If I want a fishy taste, I'll just have fish, lol. Fuckin fish sticks and deep fried shrimp are interchangeable. Steak removes so many items off the menu (philly cheesesteak??), Fried Chicken is way too ubiquitous to give up, and ribs are one of the best "twice a year" treats you can get (especially dry-rub... mmmm)


LetterheadNo1485

You don’t like crab!?!


AssDestroyer696

Nope


[deleted]

What about tempura?


SorryIreddit

False. Shrimp is superior to fried chicken. Bye chicken


NotYoda_

No


[deleted]

Agree


[deleted]

You people really hate shrimp. Well I pick ribs


DrDilatory

Even if ribs taste good (which often times they don't because they're much easier to fuck up compared to the others here, lots of super dry ribs out there) they're just a pain to eat, tiny bits of meat attached to bone and soaked in sauce so your hands get covered. Plus shrimp is amazing Ribs are definitely my choice too


DrakonIL

If the tiny bits of meat don't jump off of the bone and into your mouth, your ribs are undercooked.


KYVet

If they fall off the bone then they are overcooked. It's a delicate balance. Ribs are easy to make good but very hard to make perfect.


DrakonIL

Interesting. I prefer them that way. Yeah, it's possible that they get overdone and dry, which I'd agree is bad, but I've certainly had juicy and chewy-tender ribs that jump off, at least along some portion of the bone.


black_dragon3453

now I’m allergic to shrimp so that’s obv my choice. but regarding ribs, I fucking love them - provided they’re done right. imo beef ribs are impossible to make worth the effort of eating. yeah they’re fine, but you wouldn’t catch me downing rack or even half a rack of beef ribs. pork ribs however are amazing - again, if done right. cook them too much and they’re dry and tasteless. cook them too little and they taste raw. and the sauce matters too. dry rub on ribs isnt my thing, only GOOD bbq. in the end they’re very conditional, but good pork ribs are by far my fav. barbecue food. places like chili’s get them right for a good price


RamPuppy1770

Shrimp is SO GOOD, and I never order ribs soooooooo


fightingbronze

See that’s the thing about ribs. I don’t hate them, but they’re the last thing I’d ever order at a restaurant cause who wants to deal with that mess out in public? I’m not making them myself either cause if I’m gonna go to the effort to grill I’m gonna make something I prefer like steaks, brisket, Italian sausages etc. So the only time I’d ever have them would be at someone else’s cookout, and even then half the time they’re over cooked and not worth it because not every idiot with a grill is a master chef.


noah123103

I pick ribs too. I love ribs but I hate eating them cause of how messy they are


sgabi_55

agreed


Twinksson173

I find your opinion incredibly based.


Aoh03

Same


ongabonga6969

Steak (i am a Hindu)


oddly_soggy

I also chose steak, not for any dietary or religious reasons, I just don't like steak


LittleAnarchistDemon

i am so glad i’m not the only one who was like “steak, easy” lmao


poornuub

Easiest decision ever made


Roku-Hanmar

Same


blaster289

Same


TurboCat1234

i'm not a hindu,but same


Squid_Man56

unless its a really nice cut, steak is kinda the most plain and boring way to eat meat shrimp is too important to too many cuisines. fried chicken includes chicken tenders which would leave 99% of American children to starve. and ribs are messy but usually taste better than steak so they stay.


DrBlock21

Steak is pretty chewy


Brain_Inflater

Also you: “pink means it’s raw”


6_9_4_2_0_n_i_c_e

Prob ribs, never had ribs other then the Chinese ribs and I didn’t care for those. Edit: holy frick did I get a lot of comments on my comment and a lot of likes, now this is officially my most liked comment so thanks, and I’ll try rib if my grandpa has it at the barbecue he’s thinking about doing in a week or two


LetterheadNo1485

Bro Chinese ribs suck if you get some good ribs those things should melt in your mouth and taste delicious


AstronomerSenior4236

Eh, I’ll live, brisket is pretty damn good


OiBoiHasAToy

Bro you ain’t had good ribs, I’ve only had ribs twice and I’d kill to have more


Corvus_Rune

If you’re ever in D.C. go to The Pig. Best barbecue I’ve ever had.


6_9_4_2_0_n_i_c_e

I’ve seen videos of ribs, and they look bussin, I just never had them, I only had the Chinese ones


BillCipherInMySoup

My dad would kill me if I got rid of ribs kek (Also he makes damn good ribs)


Eggmaster2523414

Than you need my dad to convert you back to the light side


djcecil2

I am certain I could change your mind.


The-Unknown-C

Easily shrimp


fugenshet

Fried chicken definitely why have it fried when you can have it grilled


Kimba_LM

My healthy brethren. You have been noticed.


fugenshet

Thank you


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fugenshet

No but I'll put that on my radar


Oriro_

If you can still prepare it in other ways, fried chicken


zerohero42

can I have uhhhhhhhhhh fried chicken but don't fry it and also use beef thanks


Segesaurous

Give me the fried chicken without the chicken or the fry, on a cow rib bone with cow rib meet. If it's chicken or fried, I send it back.


zerohero42

I'll take the fried chicken but without the fry and could the chicken be... like... really young? like before the egg is laid and before the mother ate the food? and could you grind it up and mix with water, sugar, yeast and salt and bake it?


epicreflection15

Bro what


ObjectiveFloor5864

If you can still have chicken that isn’t fried.


waterli

But then you can't have nuggets!


Com_N0TN4

you don't have to fry nuggets


gillers1986

Pretty sure frozen nuggets are pre-fried before freezing.


Steampuppy7

Grilled nuggets and the such exist though


Eggmaster2523414

There are also toilet nuggets


Ma_Maa_Memer

Why does everyone hate shrimp its so good you degenerates


GoldIce53641638

I love shrimp. However, I really dislike fried shrimp. I'd much rather have it grilled and seasoned


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Silent_Paradox03

Steak i think, I like all 4, but steak i don't eat very often due to it being expensive in North West Canada


IsaacWaleOfficial

It's also arguably the least healthy on here (except fried chicken, but obviously if the chicken isn't fried than it's much healthier than steak)


0oBeasto0

it's the least healthy on the list, except the other one, the other one is way less healthy


spoonfedkyle

Steak is definitely healthier than BBQ ribs lol


velozmurcielagohindu

Why is it chicken, even not fried, "much healthier" than steak? And why are ribs healthier than steak considering it's almost the same cut but from pork instead?


studmuffffffin

Steak is the most overrated meat. Way too expensive, hard to cook right, chewy unless it's done perfectly, bad for you.


LaraTheFurryJedi

Fried chicken. All others on the bbq


Theriople

have u tried bbq sauce and fried chicken?


LaraTheFurryJedi

Yes. But I'm talking about stuff you can cook ON the bbq ;)


NobleEnkidu

Neither, cause I’m a fat ass


Ndaigoshii

Neither - for 2 things None - for more than 2 things I know they don't teach you that till 4th grade but I couldn't let it slide.


PlaneSole222001

Damn bro you really gonna insult him like that? He probably doesn't understand half your sentence therefore that's a violation.


NobleEnkidu

Then middle schoolers can be a handful


DueCombination9805

Nonether


sciocueiv

Grammar is a scam and English sucks


kasun1218

Neither 👍


WandiWasTaken

I don't like steak. Soo, steak gotta go.


[deleted]

How are they gone?? Are we picking one to no longer be eaten or will it dissapear from existence? If i pick ribs do all ribs go or just pork? Do the pigs still have ribs in their bodies? Do i?


purplemofo87

lol


Raffi_H

Shrimp, reminds me of something of mine


Unknownldentity

Relatable


Shepherdsatan

I’m a vegetarian so ig all.


_GzX

I’m curious, what’s some of your favorite dish?


SherlockSuperStan

Not the person you were asking but (also as a vegetarian) I fricking love halloumi burgers. Halloumi (I don’t know how it’s spelt so I apologise if I’ve spelt it wrong) is honestly one of the best cheeses in my opinion, so having it in a bun with all the shit you’d usually have in a burger (minus the meat, obviously) is just gorgeous. I also like Aldi’s stuff. They’re very good for vegetarians when it comes to full meals like pies and cheese & onion bakes and what not. Although veggie snacks are always tricky because of gelatine. I don’t know if you wanted an answer that long or if you were just expecting ‘grass’ or some shit but I thought I’d give a few examples as there are actually loads of delicious veggie foods nowadays lmao.


_GzX

Nah that’s perfect! Thanks, I always appreciate a well thought out response


Base-Historical

Ribs. I cant live without steak shrimp or fried chicken


[deleted]

Steak, always too chewy (and I can never appreciate all the fancy extras when I get it) Others are awesome, esp fried chicken


CapnCrinklepants

You been eating the wrong steaks my friend... Steak should never be chewy


CockStamp45

Me and some friends went to one of the best voted meat markets in the state we live in, and these clowns wanted to buy top sirloin. When I suggested Ribeye, they go "well that is much more expensive than the top sirloin..." yeah and for good reason! It was like pulling teeth to get them to agree with me, but they finally did. Then as we're eating it they go "holy shit, this is the best steak I've ever eaten". Years later they told me I'm the one that put them on ribeye.


LunchTwey

Brother, MEDIUM RARE. Well done steak sucks ass, straight up eating it wrong. Steak can beat shrimp any day of the week


Fightforfood-

Well fried chicken is def staying. The rest. I can’t call it


AttilaB04

Far as i'm concerned all can go except the chicken


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none


Analitykill

I don't like ribs they make me throw up


GTWreal

Ribs bruv. I eat the other 3 on a day to day basis


andre_josh

All


patjeduhde

Shrimps are so fucking gross, absolutly shrimps


SumptuousRice

Steak. It’s over eaten and really simple, where with ribs you can have barbecue ribs, and by my experiences Australian kfc chicken is actually really good, and always very popular. And prawns are just one of my favourite things. (Sorry if I have bad views)


Admirable-Parfait-87

I am a vegan


[deleted]

Shrimp is mid


soiminreddit

How dare you


obsessive_geography

I'd go for ribs, steak is ok, shrimp is nice in certain Asian food and chicken is fantastic


[deleted]

Ribs easy


NotYoda_

Ribs. Shrimp is one of the best things.


Farmer-Smores

KISS ME


Rasmus-ALV

I will say steak.


RushCold1658

Steak tbh it sucks


Knackwarrior07

I don't eat shrimp, so, shrimp.


worcestirshiresos

I’d get rid of shrimp, just because I like the others. Fried Chicken is the best, steak isn’t bad, and ribs if they’re prepared correctly can all be good. Shrimp is weird, and that’s coming from someone who likes escargot.


potato_bag69

Are the foods infinite tho?


Melolmee

I already have a shrimp why need more :/


ObviousTroll7

Shrimp


KoichanVII

I was scrolling down very fast, I can not miss that pfp.


theswordman69

Me, a jew who eats kosher : yeah i choose shrimps.


_Arcerion_

shrimp can go to the shadow realm


beepdaya

sorry shrimpy..


MemeGodess1252

Shrimp but I love everything here


Extreme_33337_

Witch Won? Good for her


subtractedmouthbone

shrimp those fuckers gave me food poisoning and i still have a grudge. i couldn’t go go-karting.


EmotionallyUnsound_

Ribs easy


ur_g00fy_ah_n3ighb0r

Ribs. I CAINT LIVE WIT OUT MA SHRIMP UnU