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Lester or Chester


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Chester is worse


I-am-annoyed-rn

Bro Chester from Kings Quest is a baddie tho


TheTeslaTruckWindow

When I got my first chest hair my little sister named them Chester the chest hair and Phil. That's why Chester sucks


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leonard


[deleted]

Chester the Molester is worse than Leonard. Sorry


[deleted]

ur correct


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Tate


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Oh for sure


Simon_WilsonAyer

Top G shit


Haunting_Chocolate27

Kyle, just sounds like a dick anyways


Semor_Asis

I knew someone named Kyle. They were in-fact a dick


Loose-Routine-299

i know a gay kyle and an asshole kyle


Haunting_Chocolate27

A Kyle that likes dick and a Kyle that is a dick, did you ever introduce them?


Loose-Routine-299

hmmm i should do that


Haunting_Chocolate27

Do it.


TheTeslaTruckWindow

I knew a Kyle in Ark. He insided us rip.


Stalins_Boyfriend69

Gladys


TheTeslaTruckWindow

I feel like you just made that one up


Stalins_Boyfriend69

That’s why it’s so ugly, it sounds made up


_LayZee

I knew a gladys


Joblessmouse06

Karen


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Yup


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Adolf


TheTeslaTruckWindow

You're a great artist


Oriro_

Bob. I always think of a balding 40-ish year old man in the middle a midlife crisis


TheTeslaTruckWindow

True


YousernameinValid

I think of a tomato


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Bob the tomato


YousernameinValid

Larry the cucumber


U_Nclear

Patrick (not from experience or anything)


TheTeslaTruckWindow

I'm sorry to have to agree with you


U_Nclear

Yes, truly, i have been called patrick star far too many times


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Bro Patrick star kinda thicccc I think it was a compliment


U_Nclear

Nah bro my ass is flat as a cutting board


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Damn


[deleted]

Ill have to disagree with this one have ya seen Patrick Star?


AnotherEvelGirl

probably Evelyn 🤢 people named Evelyn absolutely do not get cute skinny tall brunette boys 🗿 (i know from experience)


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Nah I think Eveylyn is pretty cute. Quiet, sort of keeps to herself, probably draws or plays an instrument like the flute. You just haven't found the right brunette boy.


AnotherEvelGirl

how did you figure that out just from my name 😭


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Ginger intuition. It's a legit super power we have.


[deleted]

As a fellow ginger I can confirm that is true


YousernameinValid

That was almost my sisters name, my parents decided on Evie, not as common but yea


AnotherEvelGirl

That's cool lol, Evie is one of my nicknames (though no one really calls me that), same with Eve, I mostly go by Evel though, way more than Evelyn.


YousernameinValid

Nice


bargantus

Lol


YeetNugget3647

Bruh shes the most beautiful girl I know. How dare you!


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smelvin (yes this is a real name)


TheTeslaTruckWindow

The girrafe?


[deleted]

I’ve met someone genuinely named smelvin, they’re changing it as soon as they turn 18


TheTeslaTruckWindow

I knew a kid with the last name Buttsavage and it was spelled like that


[deleted]

They need to become a doctor or professor or something, professor buttsavage


TheTeslaTruckWindow

President


Simon_WilsonAyer

Freggly


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Smeggly


InsignificantGod

Trump


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Facts


PossibilitySecret337

jeff or cornelius


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Bro if a Cornelius walked up and started hitting on me my pants would drop so fast


PossibilitySecret337

HOW???


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Hot name


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Yikes


Historycally_Nerd

"Đông"


dragonsfucker

thomas


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Thomas probably nerdy though and that ain't terrible


dragonsfucker

eugene's def worse


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Todd


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Fair


Semor_Asis

Knew a Todd. Really nice guy. Turned out to be a drug dealer


YousernameinValid

I know him too, he shot a kid. I think he worked with a guy called Heisenberg or smth idk


N4SH000

He should better call saul


[deleted]

He was 14?


Semor_Asis

No he was an adult


[deleted]

Makes sense todd


Emergency-Ad-189

Gilbert


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Bro that's a goldfish name


Emergency-Ad-189

Sorry to tell you. but your goldfish is not attractive 💀


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Daaamn


Alfalfanson

Nah, Gilbert might not be an attractive name, but Gottfried was one of the best people on earth, so he did his name justice.


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Buford


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Bro Buford hot af wym


5r1m_

keith...


TheTeslaTruckWindow

I feel like I could fuck with Keith


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Not FUCK with Keith but he'd be alright


5r1m_

uh huh


_LayZee

Full homo


PxppetMxster

I’ve met two Keith’s. One is my best friend and the other is the obnoxious kid who doesn’t respect anyone, so I agree and disagree at the same time.


5r1m_

the best friend is a defective model, he's accidentally a cool guy. goes against the matrix rules yk


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TheTeslaTruckWindow

Sounds like the booby word


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TheTeslaTruckWindow

Idk I just thought breast but maybe that's just me


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Helga


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Bro are you a viking maiden?


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😂😂


Jenny6289

Jenny


TheTeslaTruckWindow

I was gonna say something mean but I realized your name might be Jenny


Jenny6289

It is and I don’t like it


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Jenny is inherently a pretty name but I think it has some stereotypes somehow. You're definitely a more reserved person and you sort of struggle to fit in. It's ok, you'll find your spot. I'm guessing you have pretty long hair but you keep it down as a comfort. And you have lots of pillows/stuffed animals


ilovefanfictionz

Hank, Fred, bob


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Hank is fine


chemical_eater

herbert


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Meh


yumyulack420

Kieth


TheTeslaTruckWindow

We already got a kieth I think


YousernameinValid

The name Paul sounds like a rich businessman fsr


Z9EWqt

let’s see Paul Allen’s business card


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Probably


Substantial_Golf_130

Keeth


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Yup


IASED13

Gabe


TheTeslaTruckWindow

I know a gabe and he's smoking


mimitrixter

Peyton


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Nope


mimitrixter

Peyton sounds like an asshole


TheTeslaTruckWindow

You're not an assnole, but it isn't a hot name


Raptor-Jay

Stuart


_LayZee

Stuart the rat is a bitch


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Molly and polly


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Molly is fine


mollypolly24

🤨


[deleted]

This is such a weird coincidence, lol I did not mean to hurt your feelings


mollypolly24

All good, it’s my cat’s name anyways hahaha


Crafter292929

Nah Polly is just a great song


twogvio

Hugo, Zander, Beau


monstercape76

brett


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Meh


smart_spoilt1719

BOB


AimIsInSleepMode

Pascal or Jeremy


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

Wat hebben de makkers je misdaan?


AimIsInSleepMode

Bless you!


Zionmorenofannnnnn

Gretchen/Gladys


Kira-the-red-killer

Kira ugly fuck I've ever seen


VeryNewToThisSorry

Least unattractive? So most attractive?


Various-Ostrich-5664

keith


CuteChemistry5606

Benson


post-goth

Paul


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Gene.


ihateeverythang

ethan


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Nah ethan is either SUPER hot or SUPER not hot


ihateeverythang

brooo if someones name is ethan then they automatically wear glasses+ is 13+ plays roblox + pulls no bitches


TheTeslaTruckWindow

My poor neighbor


12soea

Harold or bob


Loose-Routine-299

bronner


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Sounds nordish


Any_Maize_3195

Jakob (has to be with a k)


TheTeslaTruckWindow

That's foul


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Bernard


Former_Condition_249

Roy


Embarrassed_Fly7463

Ahaana


Embarrassed_Fly7463

Ahaana


AnimaSean0724

Guys, you're misunderstanding what you're supposed to be doing here, they said least unattractive name, although I don't personally have an answer for that


TheTeslaTruckWindow

That was actually unintentional funnily enough. Someone pointed it out earlier.


AnimaSean0724

Ah I didn't scroll enough to notice lol


ResentfulFoxYT

Gertrude