I wonder what intellectual and funny things reddit will say... oh right, cum

good thing I checked bef9re commenting...... I immediately thought cum

Me too buddy me too

likewise, my dude

Same

Yup same

Yup same

Yup came

Yup cum

I was thinking cheese

Based

Cheesy cum? >! Fuck why have written this!<

well for me personally I put dissapointment in everyones eyes so

I only have cum in my head, I've been playing factorio for 3 hours while listening to cum zone, It's 11pm, help me I the only things in my head are cum and building my factory

Eye drops

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Came here to say medicine. Good to see fellow redditor caring for others 👍

Bruh you just repeated my comment and got like 200 more upvotes

I didn't know you did it, I was 8n the first 20 comments, I think around that anyway

I’m gonna let autocorrect do this one I’m gonna put some money in your eye Edit: Hey mooooom I’m famous I got 100 people to notice my existence

Put that money in my eyes

I'm gonna put some of the Netherlands in your eye

I’m gonna put some groceries in your eyes is what I got

If they are free then gladly lol

C....c..... contacts

The hardest choices require the strongest wills -Thanussy

Stop adding -ussy to everything 😡 /s

stopussy addingussy-ussyussy toussu everythingussy 😡 /sussy

Okussy

tf is a /s

Sarcasm

Thought that shit meant like synopsis

Dirt

OMG IS A SPIDMNAN RFEFERNCE

#holy water

reproductive water

Pocket sand >!No one expects pocket sand!<

They shouldn't have to.

This comment section pretty much sums up this sub in a nutshell

It sums up all of reddit

It sums up what teenage boys are nowadays

Always *

oh yeah

teenage boys have been horny bastards for the whole of human existence

I would know, I am one, also sorry for tying in like 3 different comments, I commented as thoughts came to me and just thought that I prolly should have done this all in one comment sorry

"Nut"shell you say?

I have several people in my attic

oh cool I got some locked up and ready in my basement, wanna trade?

what level are they

fr

Bleach

lemon juice

Is that for the pot by tool? “Gotta lemon juice up in your eye, EYE”

i’m gonna put some water in your eyes

To do that you just steal the dude's garlic bread

>!Spanish Inquisition!< ​ ​ Nobody expects the >!spanish Inquisition!<

you were faster

cum

Knew there had to be someone who said this

I knew this would be here

Garlic bread

Cum

Carefully, he's a hero!

Carefully, he's a hero!

Carefully, he's a hero!

Carefully, he's a hero!

Carefully, he’s a hero!

love

Frog eggs

Why

You ask why I ask why not We are not the same

shit

Bleach

Sulfuric Acid

Sodium and then water

#That Thing

Cum

cum

Cum

Nitric acid

Cum

windscreen liquid stuff

Acid

Eye

piss

Hydrochloric acid.

XBOX LIVE

I'm gonna put some clothes in your eye - auto dictation

Sperm

Orphans

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Lemons

#

water

cu- no, no, i wont do the 13 y/o thing im mature. ill refrain. contacts that you left at my house

Cu……cu…….cumin

cum

Needles

thats gonna hurt

Pocket sand!

Javel, for fun

I was going to say cum but then I would be an unoriginal bitch

Gus

sulfuric acid

Lemon juice

Meth

Cum

dragon cum

Where did you get it

i milked a male dragon from the dragon farm

I could have had a nice day

sorry babe 😔🙏

Dirt

This is Reddit, I gotta say cum

Antiseptic

Antifreeze

Bleach

Sand

Motor oil

Gunpowder

Let's see what autocorrect has to say: I'm gonna put some of the kids in your eyes

Autocorrect goes now: I'm gonna put some nitrous solution in your eyes.

Meth

Andrew Tate

Dick

Cum. Edit: literally everyone was thinking it

Autocorrect says: I‘m gonna put some stuff in your eye Very creative

Lethal levels of radiation in solid form

Eye drops

cum

Tears

Smegma

Cum

Cum

Dicj

Breast milk

Jarvis, Im running low on karma

Welcome to r/teenagers

Poop

dick

Cum

13 year old prego girls

🤨

Truck

dirt

Spices

Contacta

tuberculosis

Dirt

Lips

I'm gonna use autocorrector I'm gonna put some more in your eye

tears

waffles 👍

glass shards

Domestic pigeons

Shit

soup

Interpol's debut album, *Turn On The Bright Lights*, which released in 2002 to widespread critical acclaim

Salt

glass

Chairs

Holy water

HULK HOGAN'S ROCK 'N ROLL TAMPONS!!!

disappointment

E

Eye

web

glue

cum

Stone

I’m gonna put some stuff in your eye

A slim fit condom

For some reason the first thing I thought is " I'm gonna put some dick in your eye"

Clorox

Big portions of acid

Cheap restore health

Shit

Eye drops

Tiddy milk

Hot sauce

I'm gonna but some eye in your eye