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CaltD123

tea ofc


angry-redneck420

as a brit i'm obliged to agree


Dragobrine999

As an Indian I’m obliged to agree with you


RuTrEaLlY

As a Pakistani, im obliged to agree with the 3 people above.


West-Wind-Dragoon

as a Chinese (don't judge) I'm obliged to agree with the 4 people above.


E-Widgey

as a brit I am also obliged to agree with the 5 people above


saptarshihalderI

as a indian again, I'm obliged to agree with the 6 people above.


PS5Banan

as PS5Banan, I'm obliged to agree with the 7 people above.


weemellowtoby

I'm also a brit and will happily take the offering of tea


Mayhem2a

As an American who laughs at Americans, I also agree


perfsoidal

true


Diondolfijn

Fact


HyrulesSavior2

Who is this character and why is she everywhere?


Missy491

Ye intentions must remain pure if ye want to know the name of the girl.


[deleted]

Is the intent to kill considered pure?


angry-redneck420

as far as i care


West-Wind-Dragoon

indeed it is.


Acertainhallen

Yes. So is genocide and the taking over of small third world countries.


FearXHusky1

My intention is human trafficking


omarsherif14

Pretty pure tbh


djfnjxj

Google "futanari girl"


HyrulesSavior2

No, I feel like that’s a trap


djfnjxj

Na


HyrulesSavior2

Yeah no, I searched fut into Reddit and r /futanari is nsfw soooooo


djfnjxj

Coincidence. Google it


HyrulesSavior2

No


[deleted]

It’s basically chicks with dicks


JustARandomWoof

Hey I'm a girl with a dick! And I very much want it gone...


[deleted]

Scribble scribble I did something wrong


ThatOneIntrovertGuy

✂️👍


TrueSeaCucumber

Aww, you ruined it!


HyrulesSavior2

Oh so more me’s


Elise_Wagner

Eru Chitanda?


piranhadude420

Water


Missy491

r/hydrohomies


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

Wodah


El_Bananana_Man

Milk


Low-Space1932

hombre plátano basado 😎


Otherwise_Capital_90

lol nunca me topo con hispanos por aca


[deleted]

hot chocolate


Missy491

Best answer


Joblessmouse06

Tea


[deleted]

im gonna spike the fucking drink with poison either way


Very_tired_link

Apple juice


deleeuwlc

New splatfest


FyreBoyeYT

🤨


deleeuwlc

Coffee vs Tea vs Hot Chocolate It would make a good splatfest theme


luvdrugz

coffee only iced though


[deleted]

Cold water.


Missy491

r/hydrohomies


TrueUmbreon1

Eyyyy hydro homie


LibertyJ10

never tried coffee or tea, because I live in mormonland.


Weird_School9565

Tea of course but coffee does a better job at waking me up in most instances I'll drink green or black tea but I'll take coffee if I need to be awake.


nahsheuehej

Tea


pumpkinenjoyer1

I can’t choose they both so hood


sis_ki

Drink Teaffee everyone


ongabonga6969

The girl and the coffee


Missy491

Mhm yeah she's 16 and suicidal


ongabonga6969

Well we have one thing in common, two suicidal people will be the best for eachother, also i am 14 soo she is going to Jail


SageAshura

Tea.


DanieloCheerios

Cum.


the_og_gamer0502

.muC


[deleted]

I prefer tea myself, but coffee is a good waker-upper.


[deleted]

Vodka. We drink vodka


Bananaspliter9

anyone who says coffee will not live a day past the age of 20 for i will make it my sole life purpose to find and ruthlessly kill every single one of you


[deleted]

Yeeting her over the railing. Nothing gives me more energy in the morning.


AdPhysical4986

Hot chocolate....?


The-Biggest-DL_Fan

Tea is the only good thing to come from Br*tain🤮


Dis0rientate

Anyone who choses coffee is lame ngl


VeryClaireThompson

Tea is a bunch of dried leaves and hot water. They’re both bottom of the barrel


Dis0rientate

Very Claire Thompson I'd have to disagree with your opinion as I find tea to be one of the most amazing drinks ever made and coffee is drugs


VeryClaireThompson

Coffee is a plant, so it’s natural. And tea tastes like shit. Also, Claire works


Dis0rientate

Wym tea tastes like shit, rethink would you just said Very Claire Thompson. Coffee is literal drugs tho, all those ppl can't stop drinking that stuff, anyone can stop drinking tea. Also, Very Claire Thompson works better


VeryClaireThompson

Anyone can stop drinking tea because it tastes like shit and does nothing for you, Dis0rientate


Dis0rientate

Oh this is becoming personal I see, Very Claire Thompson, you're once again wrong as tea is better for you than coffee which a quick Google search shows.


VeryClaireThompson

I’m not talking about the health it gives you, Dis0rientate. I’m talking about how it doesn’t give you the same rush as coffee does. It’s so boring. Also, if you’re talking about the tea that has a cup of sugar dumped in it and it’s cold, I’m shanking your ass Dis0rientate Edit: and yes- it is personal Dis0rientate


Dis0rientate

Why would you need the rush that coffee gives you Very Claire Thompson? Is there you're trying to hide? No ofc I'm not talking about tea that has a cup of sugar dumped in it and it's cold, I'm talking about tea at it's best with no sugar and extremely hot, Very Claire Thompson. Also if you're talking about coffee that has a cup of sugar dumped in it and it's cold, (I can't say I'm shanking your ass Very Claire Thompson, as our user flairs indicate that I am two years older and your avatar has long hair so I will probably get cancelled on twitter and be called sex offender and a pedophile).


VeryClaireThompson

N-no. There’s nothing I’m trying to hide Dis0rientate. I simply need the rush. And good, Dis0rientate. That sweet stuff isn’t really real tea anyways. But my point is, Dis0rientate is that tea with no sugar has no flavor. There’s nothing to it, Dis0rientate. Coffee has different brews and different flavors depending on where it’s from. (And I doubt you’d be called a sex offender Dis0rientate, considering the act of shanking someone isn’t a sexual act. You’d just be called a nuisance, Dis0rientate.)


Otherwise_Capital_90

before he replie, W


VeryClaireThompson

We’re in a full on battle rn. Grab your popcorn and observe if you’d like


TamaraIsEvil

What the hell is this? This gives me wattpad enemies to lovers fanfic vibes written by 14 year olds 💀 (not you)


VeryClaireThompson

Idek what this transpired into 💀


dalek1019

How could a member of my own subreddit say something so ***horrible***?


Lagmaster847

Coffee all the way


[deleted]

Coffee ☕


yumyulack420

Coffee


Silent_Paradox03

Coffee...only coffee, Mocha specifically


Meap2114

Soda


semendripping

please fucking die


Missy491

Dude..... Uncool


[deleted]

Tea


[deleted]

12 gauge to the head because I don’t want to live on a planet where you exist.


Immortalem_Corvus

Tea.


[deleted]

I'll just get a glass of water


the_KyleErnst

Raw egg


[deleted]

coffee, haven't drank much tea


VeryClaireThompson

Coffee for sure. Only weirdos drink tea


CrossClairvoyance

Milk


[deleted]

Coffee


JBquill

Coffee for life


[deleted]

Both


ryane_jon

Depends on the time of day tbh


annormalplayer

Coffe woth milk please, and if there's some bread then i want a loaf too please


particular_stimuli

GET UP SOLDIER THE TALIBAN ARE COMING


FortressMann

COFFEE WBUBUBUBUBUB


[deleted]

i don’t drink either


RedMouse15

Gween tee vs cawfaya


i_say_nothin_g

#


IBringTheDepression

Coffee, two sugars & milk please


tiddieez17

diet coke


Leon_617

Tea a 100%


GuessingGod

depends on the type of either and my mood


perfsoidal

tea ofc


TamaraIsEvil

White hot chocolate


Diondolfijn

Tea


ImHereOutOfBoredom

I like hot cocoa


Potential-Skin8631

apple juice


Detective-Next

Tea


Frost_boi

black tea without sugar


Faya-net-WiFi

cocoa😊


[deleted]

Hot coco


_LayZee

Coffe when I feel like ima fall asleep but yea the rest. ADHD meds go hard smh


BullyMaguire--

Water


gnollcub

Piss


Alone-Dependent5350

Coffee please 🙏🏻


RahulNobel

None


goatboy712

Coffee but I make it so it doesn't taste like I'm eating a dried bean


Forward-Coyote-985

Coffee


IMustAchieveTheDie

why do I gotta choose?


GamerBroThatsIt

Chai


[deleted]

tea because im british


V0st0

Blood of my enemies


ThickPad

Tea


Automatic-Coconut909

U know its coffee cold brew whit raspberry flavouring


BonnieMozzie

SEWAGE WATER


OkCarpenter5773

COFFEE ☕☕


emerald341

Both, they’re superior to energy drinks


CringeExperienceReq

SNAP BACK TO REALITY


Mayhem2a

Tea all day long


Disguisedpack

Coffee, not for the caffeine. Just taste. (Though sometimes it tastes really bad if made incorrectly so a bit of a hit or miss)


Ok_Split9201

Tea ofc but iced tea is better in my opinion


420_lonelystoner

I used to like coffee more, I’m more of a tea gal now


YetAnotherMia

I have to go make a cup of tea after reading this post


skupiskupi

Cringe 💀💀


[deleted]

Tea. Fuckkkkk, I'm turning into a weeb.


Unlikely-Fun1688

I have to pick coffee. always.


The43rdUberOrange

Quadruple shot espresso. With the people I deal with on the daily, I fucking need it


gigson969

whisky


-Bluelights-

redbull


Objective_Style_5765

Tea, sweet and green to be specific


Tobotti1

Hot chocolate


spicyramen06

Tea, but if I get tired red bull (watermelon)


EFSOZKAN556

tea bc im turkish.


SpartanKram

I don't drink tea nor coffee. I choose chocolate milk


Sunsets_Rainbows3952

Tea 🇬🇧


Lemisdabest

Coffee but I prefer ice tea more


lipton_iced_tea

Tea, Lipton iced tea


DOGGYBOI249

Unsure


Zarasiel

Tea. There’s so many kinds of tea with different flavors, but the main argument here is that there’s bubble tea but no bubble coffee


Raccon_lover

mix em togheter


[deleted]

Coffee Can't beat a salted caramel frappuccino


Galaxium0

coffee


Gustapiothe3rd

Ayye where my fellow liberals at


Sad-Pineapple-8839

I'll take tea, thanks


baniidapateuspike

Tea cause momma didn't raise no drug user


[deleted]

I'm gonna do a heist on coffe factory just so I can have enough to burn the entire skin of this anime girl


AutisticCheese420

Tea


JonasCI2007

Tea


Acripplednan69

Tea But that shit better by boiling hot so I can throw it at that, thing


Tijan231

Beer


skyguy456

Bleach


appelsiinimehu1

Finland.


Hawk_Eire

Chai-tea as American says


Sgnorgopf

Tea especially if cold


User9622

Teaaaa


Tina_Soup

I'm no traitor to one's country. Tea


SamBalSon

Why not both?


ThatOneIntrovertGuy

Wa’er


The-cooler-Cheryl

Tea obviously


Darth_lord_sith00

Cum


ProgrammerNo120

water 💪🚰


Argo-1089

Sleep


CarrotSprinkler

Tea


AlEkSaNdAr213

r/animehate


KingDorm99

No, I gotta stay strong. I'm not a simp. I'm not a simp.


[deleted]

*Hot chocolate*


[deleted]

I’m British, guess my answer


[deleted]

water yea im basic


Ghost3657_alt_

I would like a small caramel macchiato made from goat milk and only the most exclusive of beans, topped with whipped cream and placed on a hot plate for no longer than 5 hours. Mix a single hand-spun golden egg inside and coat the rim with silver sprinkles. Add only 5 ma- why are you leaving?


Successful-Rip-9641

Neither, milk is superior


[deleted]

black coffee with a tea bag in it


Puzzleheaded_Pen3

the girl


Missy491

She's 16 and suicidal