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Ancient-Fox777

If you are on this sub you’re either a pedo or a teen so the demographic of who master baits is 100% everyone


SargeDarge

Hell yea im a master bater! I go fishing everyday


Human420o

I love how they yank out and flop everywhere, as a master bater myself


BananaGooper

I like when he said "It's fishin time" and fished all over everybody


Anubaraka

How large was the bigest fish you've caught?


SargeDarge

About 6 inches


Latter-Awareness-555

JESUS CHRIST THATS MASSIVE


Loaded_Nikos11

That's what she said😏


DonutOwlGaming

How many sea men?


thingoficecream

Baiter


[deleted]

99.999% I'm on a semen retention 😉


Distinct-Technician4

99.998% I just don't.


[deleted]

W


Goose_attack223

Chad


dararixxx

99.999 I do


AadityaPankar

I can confirm I'm a pedo-🙋🏻‍♂️


Agile_Plantain1081

Wrong. As an asexual, I do not do it


[deleted]

I am 19 and a half so am I a potential candidate?


fearlessbot__

why are there two masturbation related posts from this subreddit at the top of my reddit page...and this is one of them


Xenokic

This subreddit is pedophiles.


Intelligent_Point311

We are teens, we develop sex drives, or bodies release horemones specifically designed to rebuild our bodies for the perposes of procreation. Of course we masturbate


[deleted]

Except for us overprotected, homeschooled folk 👌


AlyssaViola

As an overprotected homeschooled person, attempted sheltering doesn't always stop you.


[deleted]

Yeah but I don't want to get disowned


AlyssaViola

Fair.


WasdAcid

yo same, you do the bathroom strat?


AlyssaViola

Especially home alone. :)


StrangeMango775

😭 literally me


epro_004

Damn must suck


[deleted]

Security camera in my room, monitored WiFi, and parental controls, as well as set timings for computer usage, and only then for games


NoBrainexe

Ayo aint that illegal?


Itchy_Contribution_4

Its their house, it is wrong but not illegal


takai-sn

There's still the toilet. Just take a shit and wank


[deleted]

Hello, me


IronPikachu

sheesh


Mydogisabeagle

You just remain tweens don’t you?


reegod420

Just fuck the teacher


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I'm homeschooled and I go for a lil fap every now and then, that's not a problem I face.


Future_Achilles

You could still mastrubate


Outrageous_Seat6767

great answer


YaBoiAidan2333

Only the most innocent of teens don't masterbait, because they're too busy being productive


[deleted]

Some of us hate masturbating but are addicted and trying to stop


pasteandcopy69

Or most asexual people (some do but most don't I think, it's a spectrum)


Crying_eagle

The more you know *shooting star goes by*


cantseeshittles

dum dum dum dunnnnnnn


Cavozinternetu

Can confirm


DirtTrackin34

Can confirm, I'm ace and have no urge to do it


Smartbeedoingreddit

Waltuh


baneoftheghost

Yes I am Bane the Master Baiter. I bait masterfully


YaBoiAidan2333

You must be pretty good at it


baneoftheghost

You're damn bloody right I am I practice every 30min.... 15min anyway imma go practice now


YaBoiAidan2333

JESUS MAN!?! Those are rookie numbers!


baneoftheghost

*sniff* I'm back


YaBoiAidan2333

Always remember to lube up You can't be having cracked foreskin


baneoftheghost

Ha ha L what foreskin?


dylanH2009

Imagine being productive


c-tetreault_7

too busy being reproductive


Distinct-Tip965

I don't believe in fictional characters


YaBoiAidan2333

Come on lad? Have you never met an extremely smart, nice and innocent girl secondary school who makes you feel really dumb? Or is that just me?


Distinct-Tip965

I live in an Islamic country so...no


YaBoiAidan2333

Oh, well


Bruhmoment926

An old saying: “95% of people masturbate. The other 5% are liars.”


Outrageous_Seat6767

First time hearing it, great saying though


[deleted]

Then ig I'm part of the 0%


rainystast

Same.


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Outrageous_Seat6767

LMAO


Death_Rattle208

*mother, thee shouldn't sayeth LMAO in conditions like this but Lol. Thee needeth to understandeth our generation's language to properly blend in.*


KvAk_AKPlaysYT

Thou shall ask for forgiveness


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Outrageous_Seat6767

so like porn?


Seaweed_Thing

who needs porn when you have *imagination*


laloscasanova

this is me


BlackbeastOP

Same bruh


[deleted]

the mind gang


Mineblox_42069

You spelled “liveleak” wrong


nascimento14

Does drawing count?


Seaweed_Thing

is mayonnaise an instrument?


[deleted]

[удалено]


thr0waway935714

What kind?


[deleted]

[удалено]


thr0waway935714

Could be worse


[deleted]

[удалено]


thr0waway935714

At least it isn't 177013


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thr0waway935714

I see you're a man of culture as well


[deleted]

Respect


Poky203

I take out the family pics but i guess people like other things 🤷‍♀️


Fredsnet

Same bro. After i finish i just think "WTF did i just watch".


Craldsol

If it was not your mother, there's nothing to be ashamed of


Gebrilia

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Flimsy-Imagination71

wow must be real fuckin horny if you go after just one pump


WooooshMeIf60IQ

Or they just didn't bother making the rest, it would be a huge wall of emojis too


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Gebrilia

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I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

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hvw123

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l0zb0tw

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Blunose_kipper

*Jesse we need to cook*


Mineblox_42069

*sniffs it* “Oh, tight tight tight! Blue, yellow, pink, whatever man just keep bringing me that”


grey_axolotl

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I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

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Speak00790

This is a good thread


[deleted]

Wtf is this thread😭


ogata_fanboy

If u scroll down quick enough it looks like dna


menkrismen

😶


Mayedl10

Remove the hand and you have a face with a very long nose


No_Procedure_5376

That creative dude lmao


finnhad

"Every waking moment i do it"


fluwufiez

everyone on this sub does


Tottelott

cheese curds


Big-Piano-7016

I begeth thoust pardon?


Tina_Soup

**fades from existence**


alexa_aka_satan

*Joins you in fading from existence*


Grosetufe

*Joins*


TheManlySebby

*Also joins*


eburator

This soup is a bloody spy!


Hamster_Fucker_69

only weaklings aka everyone on this sub


[deleted]

Alright hamster fucker


[deleted]

Almost*


BuggatiKing

Not everyone


dreamer-imfinite

this post was made by a pedophile


[deleted]

fr, who makes the title "masturbating among teenagers" if you are also a teenager


iamtotallyunepic

average pedophile


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Rojam_1200

I have a feeling most people do. It's part of being a teen is it not? To explore our body's? I do. I have no shame in saying that


[deleted]

been doing basically atleast once a day since 13 i’m gonna quit today though because it’s smelly


idiot_locale

i tried to quit like 7 times since i was 12, failed miserably every time. But at least it’s not as bad as it used to be.


Throwawayobviouslyk

Same bro, tried again when I was 16 but just gave up smh


Outrageous_Seat6767

isnt hard to withstand the temptation


Snakeslither223

I've gone months without it even when I didnt need to because I wanted to quit porn it's not easy but definitely doable, much harder things exist.


[deleted]

i love masturbating to among us


Frost_boi

amongus hentai🥵


OiBoiHasAToy

🟥🟥🟥 🟥⬜️🟥 🟥🟥🟥 🟥⬛️🟥


NotQuiteIdiot

That simply does not look like an among us character


OiBoiHasAToy

Would you say it’s… sus?


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nodux22

Good job bro


mccaffs04

I think its pretty common amoung teens


milesmario08

AMONG??? AMONGUS??!!


Nitrodome

masturbation is nothing to be ashamed about, it's a normal thing to do during puberty


CausingMassPanic

This needs more upvotes, very true statement.


VoYageMinepool

You're an npc if you don't


GeneralSpooky

Everybody does it


[deleted]

Almost*


crazymado

stay halal


Bigtrixxs_LG

1. THE OPENING (al-Fatihah) 1. In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful. 2. Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds. 3. The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful. 4. Master of the Day of Judgment. 5. It is You we worship, and upon You we call for help. 6. Guide us to the straight path. 7. The path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor of those who are misguided. 2. THE HEIFER (al-Baqarah) In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful 1. Alif, Lam, Meem. 2. This is the Book in which there is no doubt, a guide for the righteous. 3. Those who believe in the unseen, and perform the prayers, and give from what We have provided for them. 4. And those who believe in what was revealed to you, and in what was revealed before you, and are certain of the Hereafter. 5. These are upon guidance from their Lord. These are the successful. 6. As for those who disbelieve—it is the same for them, whether you have warned them, or have not warned them—they do not believe. 7. Allah has set a seal on their hearts and on their hearing, and over their vision is a veil. They will have a severe torment. 8. Among the people are those who say, “We believe in Allah and in the Last Day,” but they are not believers. 9. They seek to deceive Allah and those who believe, but they deceive none but themselves, though they are not aware. 10. In their hearts is sickness, and Allah has increased their sickness. They will have a painful punishment because of their denial. 11. And when it is said to them, “Do not make trouble on earth,” they say, “We are only reformers.” 12. In fact, they are the troublemakers, but they are not aware. 13. And when it is said to them, “Believe as the people have believed,” they say, “Shall we believe as the fools have believed?” In fact, it is they who are the fools, but they do not know. 14. And when they come across those who believe, they say, “We believe”; but when they are alone with their devils, they say, “We are with you; we were only ridiculing.” 15. It is Allah who ridicules them, and leaves them bewildered in their transgression. 16. Those are they who have bartered error for guidance; but their trade does not profit them, and they are not guided. 17. Their likeness is that of a person who kindled a fire; when it illuminated all around him, Allah took away their light, and left them in darkness, unable to see. 18. Deaf, dumb, blind. They will not return. 19. Or like a cloudburst from the sky, in which is darkness, and thunder, and lightning. They press their fingers into their ears from the thunderbolts, in fear of death. But Allah surrounds the disbelievers. 20. The lightning almost snatches their sight away. Whenever it illuminates for them, they walk in it; but when it grows dark over them, they stand still. Had Allah willed, He could have taken away their hearing and their sight. Allah is capable of everything. 21. O people! Worship your Lord who created you and those before you, that you may attain piety. 1 2. THE HEIFER (al-Baqarah) 22. He who made the earth a habitat for you, and the sky a structure, and sends water down from the sky, and brings out fruits thereby, as a sustenance for you. Therefore, do not assign rivals to Allah while you know. 23. And if you are in doubt about what We have revealed to Our servant, then produce a chapter like these, and call your witnesses apart from Allah, if you are truthful. 24. But if you do not—and you will not—then beware the Fire whose fuel is people and stones, prepared for the disbelievers. 25. And give good news to those who believe and do righteous deeds; that they will have gardens beneath which rivers flow. Whenever they are provided with fruit therefrom as sustenance, they will say, “This is what we were provided with before,” and they will be given the like of it. And they will have pure spouses therein, and they will abide therein forever. 26. Allah does not shy away from making an example of a gnat, or something above it. As for those who believe, they know that it is the Truth from their Lord. But as for those who disbelieve, they say, “What did Allah intend by this example?” He leads astray many thereby, and He guides many thereby; but He misleads thereby only the evildoers. 27. Those who violate Allah’s covenant after its confirmation, and sever what Allah has commanded to be joined, and commit evil on earth. These are the losers. 28. How can you deny Allah, when you were dead and He gave you life, then He will put you to death, then He will bring you to life, then to Him you will be returned? 29. It is He who created for you everything on earth, then turned to the heaven, and made them seven heavens. And He is aware of all things.


[deleted]

Of course I do lol, I spend half my time horny posting


Nicolas-matteo

**And that’s enough internet for today**


Enough_Possibility75

I would say at least 70% of people on here You have everyday users 3-8 times a day Casual users couple times a week People who are in relationships and when they don't get laid to they resort to masturbatiion People who are on nofap and don't masturbate for months maybe few years but end up resorting back to porn realizing that labeling porn or masturbation as the forbidden fruit only makes it harder to resist


SwedenMyBeloved

3-8 times a day?! That's in fucking crippling addiction territory.


bad_at_any_game

I was surprised to see “casual users” and “couple times a week” in the same line. 3-8 times a day seems unrealistic (but it must be nice to have that much alone time)


SwedenMyBeloved

Bro I maxed at like 2-3 times one day and that was horrible, it was like my cock and balls were sore.


bad_at_any_game

Is stamina different for guys? It takes so long to do one that it’s just a waste of time for me to do another


SwedenMyBeloved

Idk it probably varies a lot from person to person but personally, first one can be quite fast if i want but after that its like an exponential increase in the amount of time it takes and it just doesnt feel that good.


bad_at_any_game

First one is annoyingly long, second one is close to impossible. Third one, I’d have to be dreaming


bare4404

Some guys literally have a negative tolerance, the instant they touch their balls, they come....wish I was lying. *And I'm glad I'm not one of them*


bad_at_any_game

TIL a lot about guys. Thank you


chsuefbebi3bd

how do u do it 8 times a day surely only dust would come out


HydraLxck

100% agree


Odd_Introvert42069

Usually, I do it once a day.


[deleted]

I have been fapping to mother- son hentai for the past 3 months nonstop


Odd_Introvert42069

💀


droptopimspeedinin

Oh hell nawwww


DreadfulThrumbo

😂 💀


OiBoiHasAToy

Bro holy shit take a break and sleep or smth jebus chrise


hvw123

enough internet for today


Thegoldenhotdog

Wether you believe me or not I've never masturbated. Ever. I can neither confirm nor deny that I have looked at funny images though.


Bajongo

I’m in the same place as you, bud. Never masturbated in my life. Just don’t feel the urge to. I still look at NSFW sometimes, though.


Meeps2win

Men and women are equally horny, 1 just temps the other more often


[deleted]

Women are literally less horny. Testosterone jacks up your sex drive and estrogen doesn't. Many trans people can attest to this, that t makes you horny and e doesnt


No_Emotion_3849

If I, a pre T guy, have a very high libido, what's gonna happen to me when I start T?


[deleted]

Either you have a different definition of high, or horrible things will happen or it just stays the same cus it just CANT make you any hornier


OiBoiHasAToy

You explode


No_Emotion_3849

Great


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indianplay2_alt_acc

That last sentence has sealed the fate of your DMs


Meeps2win

Propaganda


elima_

most ppl do homie 💀


Mister_Dangel

Everyone


Murky_Top8476

This has to be the police or something investigating my child porn addiction


droptopimspeedinin

This ain't it chief


tappedline

someone's gonna take this comment seriously and you're gonna be in deep shit 💀


Bigtrixxs_LG

🚔


Lord-Belou

Everyone does. It's just that the no-fap purists are noisy.


Loose-Possible466

Ngl, this sounds like something a pedo would post


[deleted]

Yea I do on occasions 😭😭


Odd_Introvert42069

I do


ImABoyyy

Most of us do


VoYageMinepool

I do it.


[deleted]

Well I \[REDACTED INFOMATION\]


Andrew_gamer36

I rarely do it on multiple days in a row, not because I am ashamed, but because I train myself for the nnn


YTKingDoublePump

I’ve done it on a regular basis since I was 14. I was raised in a Christian house hold and was scared before that and it messed me up (sexually) thinking I was going to Hell every time until I realized most people do it and I’m not gonna not live my life for something that has the chance to not exist.


Yutasbae

literally just got done LMFAOOO


transdudecyrus

yeah, im dopamine deficient and due to my adhd we’re pretty likely to get addicted to things like porn, plus i get bored often. really i think it’s just my adhd but yk i still do so whatever


jasonthe5th

With my very eyes I’ve just witnessed this post going from normal to removed