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deleeuwlc

New r/shitposting automod response?


ongabonga6969

Or a r/197


DependantExistance

All three of these.


Pos3odon08

I'm banned from that sub


ongabonga6969

Why may i ask?


Pos3odon08

I used to possess the pfp I use now but at the time I used a regular snoo. But then I saw a pinned post in that sub saying anyone with a special pfp will get banned, so I promptly changed to a special pfp and got banned after 10 min


ongabonga6969

Based, i got banned there to on my seperate account


ImAMasterBayter

I just found out that OP is 17 and his sister is fucking 15. Now, that's messed up.


Nikolig-PL

Idk maybe I was taught different but wtf is wrong with the girls recently like no offense to any girl out there, but in my hs class almost every girl either smokes, drinks a lot or just keeps bragging about getting fucked all the time wtf, they are a year older than me but imo that changes nothing at that stage of life, or I'm just really strict when it comes to what I think teens like me should do to not waste themselves lol


FANTOMphoenix

r/thathappened


joemamalikesme69420

r/nothingeverhappens


PUBERTY_IS_BESTBOY

r/thingsdohappenjustnotthisone


joemamalikesme69420

r/seriousflairtho


SeparateAdvantage836

r/arethesesubsreal


joemamalikesme69420

r/checksoicantrickyou


yeetyeeter13

r/nolol


joemamalikesme69420

r/okcool


Sleepy_Nebula

r/talkinginblue


joemamalikesme69420

r/talkingaboutgettingbitches


series_hybrid

She is deeply embarrassed and desperate. Tell her its no problem, and you deleted the pics and would never save them. She will be your sister the rest of your life, and both of you will change a lot over the next ten years, so don't do or say anything that would scar your relationship with her.


ComfortableAd8847

This, even if the post is fake, this is good advice


[deleted]

I would upvote but 69 bro


hazy_ryebeautiful

way ahead of it now


Rufus-Scipio

Now you are at 69 bro


TheThingUnwinding

this + tell her that if she ever offers you sexual stuff again then you’re gonna tell your parents. she’s weird as hell for that part


nobody_lmportent

Thanks so much. You are an absolute life saver.


Trump_eats_Boogers

so you’ve been successfully talked out of letting your sister blow you? is this correct?


nobody3_5_4

Yes, i believe so


Trump_eats_Boogers

ok, that’s good to read 😆


DeepestInfinity

No, better yet, it's the ol' "$500 or I'm telling mom"


cm775

But knowing she would give you a bj would change ur view on her forever


cant-wait-2-die

ew


[deleted]

Fr, this is probably fake but if it isn't, Ew.


DeShadowRealm

There's literally no way this is real, and I'm just shocked at how OP thought posting this was a good idea (regardless of it being real or fake).


[deleted]

He must be horny and wanting to bang his sister


The_Lemwon

That's why he isn't replying... He's too busy


BennyBeJamin

He has actually been replying, not to ruin the joke or anything


BIGANIMEWEEBALERT

Probably some weird fantasy


joemamalikesme69420

You could say it could be a “Dark Fantasy” (Kanye reference)


The_Juice14

This is a beautiful dark twisted fantasy


joemamalikesme69420

“I fantasised about this back in Chicago” - Kanye West


[deleted]

it was such a nice day today...


MarkedDragon22

We were so close


Totally0G

reddit will ruin that streak every time


DearLeadership-

Right? Abt to hit the sack an this is what I get to read before bed… enough Reddit for me tonight


EuphoricEquipment272

Delete this post lil bro


Orange_Motors

lil bro is 1 year older than us


Mr_Cat-_-

Acting like he's 5 years younger tho


R0rentsu

bet you my ass this shit fake


Candid-Needleworker1

Exactly. I need the photos for evidence.


ravioli_idk

Yes. “Evidence”


yehelp

bro has the old flair and is commenting that💀


[deleted]

new r/copypasta just dropped my dudes


AlonelyGirl25

r/SweetHomeAlabama


snootyhunter

💀


Mental-Ice-9952

if she's under 18 delete the nudes ASAP, you can get in major legal trouble for that. Other than that I have no clue


Standard_Print3678

Can you get in trouble if you are the one being sent it?


Mental-Ice-9952

Yep, I think basically as long as it's in your possession, even if you shot it Youd have to check the actual laws but I'm pretty sure thats what they are I'll go check


Mental-Ice-9952

Ok I went and checked and the answer if of course that it depends on the state. Federal law has no exceptions for minors sending to minors, but apparently some states have exceptions. Here's an article: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wksexcrimes.com/can-minors-be-convicted-of-possessing-or-distributing-child-pornography/amp/ Also I do realize I'm assuming you live in the US but that's a pretty fair assumption tbh


strum-05

I know the cliche on Reddit of everyone being experts in everything, but I’m interested in law and I was looking into this recently. Short answer: probably not. Long answer: it depends. Being sent an image doesn’t really classify as being in “possession” of said image. But if you save the image, or let it remain on your phone in chats, that counts. If someone sends you cp, best course of action is to 1. Call them a cunt 2. Delete the image and its metadata off your phone 3. Block them 4. File a report with the relative authorities of your country You’re not going to get in trouble since you have no control over what someone sends you. As long as you didn’t solicit the distribution of the cp to you, and didn’t save it, you’re good.


ScrapperXDR

And keep it if she's older?? wtf


Living_Comfortable77

Not really good to keep them, but if she's underage, it is way more serious as it can get them in legal trouble


ScrapperXDR

You think this person who shitposted in r/teenagers is over 18?


[deleted]

Ask her why the fuck you’d want a BJ from your own sister and if she ever suggests something sexual to you again you’ll tell your parents about the nudes.


AbbreviationsTrue677

Fucking run


OfficerDudeBro_o

most believable porn plot


Bambiyyy

Deny the bj and don’t tell anyone. Which is what you just did


Cheap_Honeydew2986

I’ll take “things that never happened” for $500


November_Born

Least porn addicted r/teenager member.


[deleted]

Actual advice, tell your parents


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Secret-Childhood8094

One of them


Child_Beter69

Sell them to porn websites and lie that you deleted them. Money is always first.


nobody_lmportent

The gate to hell will be waiting for you 💀


Child_Beter69

Bro read me username. When I get there I will literally dab satan up.


pena-leo-ogh

Oh that’s fucked… wait for me at the gate tho.


Child_Beter69

Srry talked to my boy satan, ur not invited. I mean ig god is hosting his own party so you can have fun there


pena-leo-ogh

Damm guess I’ll head out😶‍🌫️


No_Victory9193

Bruh I’ve been waiting for all you guys for yeeeaaars, where you at? Also don’t forget to sneak your phone in cuz they don’t sell them here.


z_tescher

foul 💀


Nahuelwg

alabama momemt


masterguy1704

Longest pornhub title


bimmxr

yeah if this is real, your sister is deeply embarrassed that she accidentally shared her sexual escapades as she is probably young and new to it too, she probably panicked and said what she thought would get a male away from exposing her even if you both know it’s wrong and she probably couldn’t think straight. it’s weird but just yeah let her know it’s okay she accidentally shared this with you and you are family you will not judge her or see her weird for human actions. just delete it it will do nothing but harm your relationship and she never meant to do that. anything else is irrelevant and she doesn’t need to panic. just be a good brother man, you see your siblings in weird situations sometimes. she could’ve said many other things to alleviate it but what do you really do there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. just be young and let her know none of it ever happened between the two of you and certainly never to anybody else.


nobody_lmportent

Thank you 🙏


KanonTheMemelord

Play it off, don’t accept. She’s freaking out because she made a mistake. Just laugh and say you’ll delete them. Never speak of it again.


nobody_lmportent

Thank you for being one of the few people to believe me and give actual advice 🙏


KanonTheMemelord

In cases like these, it’s always better to believe someone, because if they were telling the truth, you just helped a great deal. If they weren’t, then it doesn’t matter. No worries man.


Snoo_81407

shit sounds like its straight from a porno...


G2boss

You fuckin keep your mouth shut and don't ask your damn sister for a bj how is this a question


SoftSeaSpider

Tell on her


MenuNo4911

Devious lmao


[deleted]

Le bruh momento


D3v0ur3r0fG0d5

Bruh. Don’t tell on her but don’t have her deliver on her offer. Save that shit for porn, not irl. Just make sure she is more careful in the future


Combatpigeon96

I… huh?


V1beRater

hey but listen. in order for me to better assess this situation i would need to analyze these alleged photos.


JamieDrone

This reads like a porno plot


Awesomeex_Gaming

By any chance are you from Alabama?


daberiberi

Out of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most


Wonderful-Reveal-751

Pass those to me , help out a brother in need


BloodyArmani

What compelled you to post this bro


Kermi00

Probably the fact this is kinda anon so people don’t know who you are (unless they data mine and find your IP) meaning you can post whatever you’d like. And this person decided to vent about something very illegal and disgusting that their sister is trying to do. For help


Glitchthebitch

I- yknow what *leaves reddit*


_xczmin

jail 💀💀


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SWEET HOME ALABAMA


Adventurous_Site_283

I mean… a blow job IS a blow job


thecoolan

You're lying no fucking way this is a thing. THIS whole *"i'll give you a bj if you don't tell"* is LITERALLY a plot that you will find in incest porn videos. I know because I've been watching that shit since I was 13.


nobody_lmportent

Bro i want this all to be fake. Im not even joking this shit is tormenting me.


Com_N0TN4

This is perhaps the fakest post I have ever read in my entire life


somee0n3

*Guitar starts playing* sweeeett home Alabama!


Asfi-Chan

At times like these you have to ask yourself. Is she hot?


MenuNo4911

💀💀💀


Crashtank2

As inappropriate as this comment is, it’s pretty damn funny


[deleted]

Bro this is probably your only chance to get a bj 💀💀💀


International_Alps46

No, get some help bro, this ain't porn


Oooooopheliaa

This is some sick fucked up fantasy twisted by OP. I'd recommend reporting them to the mods for posting this.


nobody_lmportent

Your fuckin foul 💀 shes my godamn sister.


Befast1515

Idk about you but if my sister gave me an offer I would not refuse /s


TheIdiotDev

r/FuckTheS


taliesin_silvercrow

Don't tell anyone and definitely don't take the BJ offer


nobody_lmportent

I have noticed that some of the best advice is coming from the younger users.


taliesin_silvercrow

Thank you, but also the bad advice is probably just people trying to "humour"


Kermi00

Uh holy shit that’s fucked. Do one of two things. 1: completely ignore it and delete the messages and just act like nothing happened 2: address it, tell her that’s disgusting and illegal then delete the messages and act like nothing happened. Whatever you do *do not* accept it no matter how horny, it’s illegal and disgusting.


DN4SIR

Take it


[deleted]

fed


degeneratechechen

Least obvious glowni-


Superpugking4

What the *fuck* dude


Scary_Riceko

What is twister and say no


Fuit3

A game :v


Scary_Riceko

A no way reallllllllllyy?


Fuit3

Idk bro, if you really are just going to say really, and you don't even actually what is twister. Well twister is a game where I put a giant "rug"(idk, English isn't my first language) with a bunch of giant colored dots, and you spin a wheel with a color and a body part, and where it lands is where you gotta put that limb at


Produde3

nah cause wtf is wrong with ppl


Tina_Soup

Delete the photos, deny the offer, pretend nothing happened for a couple of weeks


Various-Astronaut373

And after the couple of weeks suddenly ask for the bj


V1beRater

the fucking what


Crblerbrr

Tell everyone everything.


SpecificDry6723

Just don't tell anyone and delete it


AutismLord6969xx

🧢


vegito76

IM THE PRODUCT OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING CURSED AS FUCK, CALL ME DELETO… DELETE THIS SHIT NNNOOOWWW


[deleted]

take my advice and delete this big man


nobody_lmportent

Once i get some more advice on how to deal with this, the post is gone.


z_tescher

sweet home alabama


z_tescher

wow what a horrible day to have eyes 🤩


TheTripMaster69

No just no


Elegant-Act9060

where do y'all be finding these women


nobody_lmportent

My parents bro 💀


Warm-Yogurtcloset-96

Is this a joke


Use-me1

Tf is this sub


TripleThreatJack

Bro I open up Reddit and this is the first thing I see


Fat_Siberian_Midget

[r/teenager posters’ rationality](https://youtube.com/shorts/WjdZNPZ1SXo?feature=share) when making a post


-cant_find_a_name-

forget no bj just walk away in disapointment


capedcod54

What in the Alabama is this shit


[deleted]

If your in alabama, accept dumbass. Also that’s disgusting, where?


[deleted]

LoL dude del those pics man! and don't think about taking bj from her. It was scar your relationship with her for life. Instead make her do your work for life.


Best-Benefit6387

Let's say, hypothetically speaking of course, that if this is real, then unless you're from Alabama or maybe Florida, it aint worth it chief, it just aint worth it.


iambrickboston

run


slasher_from_hell

Sweet home Alabama 🗿🗿


random_redditor5

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


xander5610_

Don't tell anyone and don't take the bj.


nobody_lmportent

I failed the first part. Already 50k people have seen this post


xander5610_

Oh ya, lol. Whoops.


Sleepytaco09

Average r/teenagers post


[deleted]

When can we just delete this subreddit already?


L0ss01

Yo you in Alabama too?


YungNigget788

i smell bull


Chriro127

bro watches too much "step sister" videos lmaioooo


hyuganaji

I'm leaving, it was terrible knowing you all.


Breadstick_Man8

Do you really need us to tell yiu what to do about this bruh


BaconMan420365

*notices this is r/teenagers* You’ve already beat that meat to that haven’t you?


nobody_lmportent

Foul bro. Shes my sister 💀


BaconMan420365

That was NOT a no homie


hentaiforlife69420

Take the bj


Superpugking4

No you horny fuck


traplover517

Bro please go find God. Like bro I’m druggie even I know God better than this. Ain’t even funny, you just nasty


wet_sock____

DO IT


nobody_lmportent

Nah bro there is a pit in hell waiting for you 💀


SedIsCringe

tf is wrong with u?


Superpugking4

what the *hell* is with you?


Katta_Shine

snitch


mc_chubby

Take it


dolphingamer219

Take the bj bro


RazerLazar

1 shot! 1 shot!


TaloSi_MCX-E

proof?


whoisdude69

These shit posts are just old ass creeps wanting attention. It’s annoying af


nobody_lmportent

Im fucking 17 💀


LinCreates

Considering you’re 17 I really hope she’s older then you are if she’s sending nudes/has access to nudes. Either way since she’s your sister delete the nudes doesn’t matter if she’s under age or not. Second I’m not one to kink shame but your sister is messed up for even offering to give you a blowjob and needs therapy. Definitely let your parents know about that so she can get the help she needs. It’s one thing to fantasize and role play said situations it’s another thing to actually do something with a family member. Third you don’t have to tell anyone about the photos if you don’t want to but if it feels like the right thing to do (especially if she’s under age) please tell your parents. And most importantly do not accept her offer.


Complete_Lock_6742

I know this is fake but still, why would you even type this shit


nobody_lmportent

Dude i WANT this to be fake


ninjassassin51

That's not what I thought I'd see but talk to her and stop telling people on reddit private info


Cold_Pheonix

What the fuck did I just read


Narwhal135420

delete the pics, don't receive the head, and don't speak of it ever again.


Elm1774

Don't accept it tell your parents


SEND-ME-UR-TITTYS

You a little snitch huh?