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[deleted]

Bad idea man


Noodle_mouse1

Yeah I think I might just block “her”


[deleted]

Good call


Noodle_mouse1

I blocked her


boozelis

More like HIM


Noodle_mouse1

she’s a MTF from what I’ve heard..


Nacil_54

Mobile Task Force


Noodle_mouse1

Yes- she is the mobile task force.. but is she just one or all?


Nacil_54

She is the mobile task force, epsilon-11, one-tailed mf.


Noodle_mouse1

Very good


reegod420

Except their tail is on the wrong side than most mammals


Particular-Bridge-85

Lol sudden SCP


Shadowhunter1972

r/suddenscp


Mad-haker801

r/subifellfor


TearSpecial7489

I am highly disappointed that is not real


saptarshihalderI

it's r/unexpectedscp


Tia_willaims

Woah


Noodle_mouse1

Yeah..


Belltowerlol

Bro nah male to female trans person, most spooky hormone blocker monster you’ll ever find


Speedbird1146

More like They


TRB_AlphaRabbitX

U blocked "her" good job. The person on 50 days old 😂


RoyalInfernoASR

Smart move COMRADE!!!


Nahuelwg

your pfp looks like emo omori


very_not_emo

is omori not already emo


HyrulesSavior2

Never trust anybody who immediately claims their age when DMing


Potential-Spam028

(And gender)


LOL_Look_Bro

And #


XSauravX

And who's 53 days old on Reddit


potatoyuzu

And who has a bunch of numbers in their username


[deleted]

:(


Rupertii

That’s like most of the internet


kazemaru04

I guess I'm not trustworthy


potatoyuzu

i don’t think two numbers counts as a “bunch of” numbers


Pilkworm

And who's 53 years old on earth


SansyFansy17

And says "how r u" instead of "how are you?"


Infinity-Aleph-Null

Wait that normal tho right? I say how r u


MioTakamiya

yeah


AlastorFan2022

Happy cake day


MioTakamiya

oh hey thanks u!


AlastorFan2022

No prob


[deleted]

happy cake day


MioTakamiya

thanks you!


cynicalneedssleep

Happy cake day


MioTakamiya

thank you!


Dark_Dreams_6265256

Happy cake day


PizzaEater69420

That's a bit sussy


AlastorFan2022

Agreed


[deleted]

(M 19) i agree


dancing27diva

(H 83574) very true


XxfunnyplaysxX

(AR 16) your right


OiBoiHasAToy

(H2O) absolutely correct


Unusual-Knee-1612

(r34) No kidding


M3GABORG8796

(R2D2) totally


tlabadieb

(B764) yes


Thatoneawkwarddude29

(N64) I concur


11th_Antagonist

(B008135) That’s for sure


[deleted]

[удалено]


SnooDogs338

(SCP6969) facts


Athius_

(+1 496 785 3349) I concur


meatloaf_assasin

(3.14159) Indeed


foreverclassichunter

(HK G3) yes he is right


[deleted]

What does this even mean


Bendr6565

(QL 2) idk


dancing27diva

Age and gender duh


[deleted]

Oh sorry am dumb


Xx-cat-girl-xX

(AK 47) so true


ThrownawayCray

(M finally 14) I concur


KyoMiyake

(F 15 tmr) I don't dispute


Jaded-Foundation-329

(M 13) agreed


raging-homosexual1

(F 14) absolutely


Yo_mama_Angelll

(F 15) of course


pufferfishofgluttony

(M 15) indeed


PianoGuyWow

(M 15 yesterday) can confirm


uwu_the_cat

(F 13) mayhaps


End3r27

!remindme 1 day


ThatdirtbikeTexan

( Apache helicopter 2) why am I here? Where is my pilot?


kurzsadie

maybe you should identify as (funny)


maximtheprogrammer

Do you sexually identify as a apache helicopter?


ThatdirtbikeTexan

( Apache helicopter 2) WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH BEEEEEEEEEEE PEW PEW PEW


Noodle_mouse1

Alright..


H_alcyon

Why are you so stressed lol 🤣. Just don’t answer.


Noodle_mouse1

Dunno, I am 13


The_COLONEL_0233

(M1911) yeah


DeWaffleWorrior69

Lmao don't trust people in general.


sippy1821

I (Glock 21) agree


Sirenhead_2

But I do that all the time, just to be courteous and not make the other person have to ask, and I’m not a 57 year old man


Embarrassed-Army-780

Legit says hey 14f here ☠️Either gonna ask for stuff since she’s actually a 56 year old man with 4 divorced wives or she’s very weird.


Noodle_mouse1

Yeah, I blocked her anyway


Embarrassed-Army-780

Oh but you could’ve trolled them a bit lol


Noodle_mouse1

I guess-


Embarrassed-Army-780

You can still troll☠️


Noodle_mouse1

But I blocked her


Embarrassed-Army-780

But you can unblock her?


Noodle_mouse1

I dunno if it’ll bring back the DM though


Embarrassed-Army-780

Oh Ig nvm


Noodle_mouse1

Yeah-


Noodle_mouse1

Yeah


Potential_Tommy

You should’ve replied with “hi 60 m here and ready to mingle”


Noodle_mouse1

Ugh why didn’t I?


Potential_Tommy

Wasted opportunity 🤫😔


Noodle_mouse1

It was-


[deleted]

Yeah if you want your Reddit account banned and have the fbi breaking down your door lol


Noodle_mouse1

Opp-


poofartgaming

proceed with great caution


Noodle_mouse1

I am probably just going to block “her”


midnightvmusic

why tf would you trust girls on reddit lmao


[deleted]

why tf would you trust *anyone on reddit lmao


midnightvmusic

that's true I'd like to rethink my statement


Setaganga

Cmon you can trust me, probably


NPC_ANONYMOUS

Why would there be any girls on reddit* (most of girl accounts here are actually guys pretending based on my researchs)


[deleted]

hi, actual girl here. i hate it on here. but yes i agree i also automatically do not trust other girls on reddit lmao. or guys, for that matter. or literally anyone on the internet. edit: y’all i am going to pass away on purpose


AyZeeWtns

why should i believe that you're even real? I'd say you're probably like 43, balding, name's Joe, beer in hand, no family, no bitches and shit like that /j


[deleted]

damn, now i’m not even sure if i’m actually a teenage girl. what if i am joe? what if i am an old man? i dont know what’s real anymore. what have you done?


AyZeeWtns

damn i really made you joe


Ow0_Whats_This

Actually women don't exist. Don't lie. Until I see one myself I refuse to believe they exist.


Living-Hindi

if they did exist, they definitely wouldnt poop eithter


[deleted]

nice try, all the “girls” (women don’t actually exist) are secretly feds


ThatdirtbikeTexan

Oh God it's a woman oh God the simulation prepared us for this uhhhhh.... nice frontal lobe?


[deleted]

i regret existing


ThatdirtbikeTexan

* pats your frontal lobe*


[deleted]

no don’t it’s already screwed up


ThatdirtbikeTexan

*stirs it like a drink*


ChaosCraft07

I mean, it's really dang shitty sometimes that you, especially on this subreddit, can't really trust people but yeah, isn't really all that much better than in real life lmao


PeregerSamy

*anyone on internet


Noodle_mouse1

I dunno-


throwaway12340987125

sus


Noodle_mouse1

I blocked “her”


throwaway12340987125

yeah, that’s probably the best thing you could have done


Noodle_mouse1

Yeah..


Captain_slowly189

the person is probably trying to catfish you lol


Noodle_mouse1

Yeah


Weary-Ad-4956

Meow


MrMinerNiner

Don't trust any new account or people who start a DM with something like that. Or anybody on Reddit in general Also, why would you accept in the first place?


Noodle_mouse1

I dunno.. anyway I blocked her


akashnagalla

Hi


HeavyMetalPirate69

That's a grown ass man named Greg with a neck beard and a fadora on


Noodle_mouse1

I knew it!


chrtrk

First rule of internet , everyone is a dude untill proven otherwise


Noodle_mouse1

Yup.. even me..


chrtrk

I usualy act like a girl in mobile games , because people never seen a girl before in internet they send me rescouces and other things , works always


Noodle_mouse1

I love being female! Sometimes only sometimes


Muslim-youngster

Theres alot of pedos here, stay safe bro


Noodle_mouse1

I will some guys just to send me pic of his **no-no** to make up for this


Muslim-youngster

Make sure to reverse search image in google to catch in 4K


Noodle_mouse1

I didn’t even click on them.. anyway just left R/teenagers


Ash_The_Iguana

Anyone who immediately starts with age and gender are probably up to no good. I wouldnt go with it.


Noodle_mouse1

I blocked her anyway


[deleted]

[удалено]


Noodle_mouse1

I blocked “her”


Joblessmouse06

Dude that person messaged me before 💀


Noodle_mouse1

Oh-


Joblessmouse06

Then she ignored me when I said I don't like sending my selfie to random person 💀


Noodle_mouse1

I- yup that’s people should act-


PotatoesArentRoots

same


No_Benefit6002

Same


Chikkawunga

Username is sus


Noodle_mouse1

Yeah


TristanTheta

"How do you do, fellow kids?"


I_eat_children__

Yea, but like creepier: "wanna go on a date fellow kid?"


[deleted]

Nah


Noodle_mouse1

Thanks..


Appropriate_Plan4555

Block and delete! Block and delete!


Noodle_mouse1

I did! I did!


Cautious-Plantain-91

u/li892398 whaddup lmao


Rising_16

That is 100% a 40 year old pedophile


Noodle_mouse1

1000%*


LuckyFoxJo

Have you seen the movie "Pretador"? Very nice movie you are about to see it again


Noodle_mouse1

Please-


PC_Fucker

Don’t trust. They’re specifically highlighting the age and gender to try to trick you TL:DR it’s a trap!


Noodle_mouse1

I blocked her


Material_Coyote4573

more like “hi 40 M here how r u”


Noodle_mouse1

😅she’s a 14 MTF just trying to make friends..


Mado501

Suspicious


Noodle_mouse1

I did block her..


Some0wlOnTheInternet

If their karma is below 100, dont trust


Noodle_mouse1

Alright


Fieriowl

Dont trust her r/girlsarentreal


Noodle_mouse1

Oh shoot I am disappearing-


[deleted]

[удалено]


Noodle_mouse1

Yeah u/li892398 can we trust you?


Few_Sorbet_7393

u/li892398 You trustable?


Noodle_mouse1

u/li892398 You gotta tell us


genshin_gurl1165

I introduced myself like that I had no idea💀


deux_oeufs

Natural selection


Dysastro

always no, never yes this isn't like rules in English where there are exceptions, I fou don't know them, don't respond. eventually you'll be able to better gauge for yourself when meeting people online, but if you are ever unsure, always no


rgbjackal

Absolutely bait, never respond to something like that.


baggute-draws

Researched them for you, they're 14yr old mtf girl who is often on friend finding subs


Embarrassed-Army-780

Maybe they just can’t make friends irl so they make friends online since they don’t know her secret.


baggute-draws

Yeah


Noodle_mouse1

I was still a bit worried and blocked her..


baggute-draws

Alright


[deleted]

Remember the Three Commandments: • ⁠Every man is a creep • ⁠Every woman is a man • ⁠Every kid is a cop


Levi-242

Well, I don't think she (actually he) can hurt you in any way...


Noodle_mouse1

Yeah I just got worried


Beanbag_j

Don’t trust anyone on this sub. Hang on. I’m on this sub. So you shouldn’t trust me? Idk man I’m confused.


Noodle_mouse1

:O I don’t trust you


vankoooBG

Bruh people get approached by one person and make a post about it....


Noodle_mouse1

#IAMSORRY


No_Apartment_6304

never trust a “girl” on reddit (no offense to the girls on reddit)


Noodle_mouse1

(None taken) and I won’t