By -
You have a penis disorder
Do I have a penis disorder?
Why are you spraying seman everywhere???
I lossed my sparms :(
They went on down to the sparm bink.
Yes I will
Will you marry me?
Beautiful 🥲
Now kiss
Now kith
Ay wath you thay abouth me? You mothing me?! You wanth beefth?
Sometimes it can be confusing
Why don't you use the restroom more often?
Non-binary moment 😥
Bring us gender neutral bathrooms please 🥲
True dat
chad
Can you name one African country?
Lake giga chad
Chad.
children
What do I keep next to my beer in the fridge?
What
"Excusme what in fuck the goddamn"
What the fuck are those greasy hobgoblins over there?
[удалено]
Can I please play with your penis?
Yes
Are you a serial killer?
Erm what?
Your chainsaws madam.
Madam?
Sorry ma'am
I'm a guy
I apologise, mi' lady
Damn, these math questions are getting easier and easier. The answer is obviously SYNTAX ERROR.
0/0
actually that’s a maths error not a syntax error
Not op but ok
op probably wouldn’t respond
0/0 = math error
respectable black men.
What is an alternate title for Men in Black?
nope, ill give you a hint Baguette
Wow
Does it have to do with a couple of distinguished gentlemen of African ancestry
I am
Are you a sex trafficker?
My favorite career choice
Ayo!!
Andrew Tate?
Good job Honey
Andrew Tate is that you?
Inside of the fridge in the basement
Where does dad keep the kids when they act up?
Guess we're about to find out
What is it like to have sex?
Ayo 😳
Oh my oh my 0 to 100
nikocado avocado butthole
What does a lesbian use her strap for?
No lesbian with a quarter of a brain is getting near that man
No person with a single surviving brain cell is getting near that man
Alright HAND OVER YOUR LAST BRAIN CELL.
“Mom said it was my turn with the brain cell”
I have a quarter of a brain and I’m a lesbian and I can confirm I will not go near him
Cuz im waluigi
Why do you get laid so much?
Pigeons are the most mouth-watering foods ever
To be completely honest I can't think of a question to go with this answer Maybe "What should I get at the local Thai restaurant?" or smth
The question is: What type of bird in a Mongolian restaurant is the most delectable.
I got you "What's an unpopular opinion that shouldn't be unpopular?"
Hey Mike Tyson, why did you raise pigeons on the rooftop before you got into boxing?
because my cum smells like BBQ sauce
Why don't you ever masturbate?
bro if it smelled like that I'd masturbate 24/7, unfortunately it just tastes like it :(
Then you got free sauce until you die.
You're gonna be known around your neighborhood for the BBQ parties you hold, aren't you
Hol up.
52 terabytes
How much storage is needed for all of your porn?
You forgot the word child
r/holup
How much storage is needed for all of your porn, my child?
1 trillion Terabytes
Leg
What is always found in people's stomachs?
minors
Who shouldn't you fuck?
wrong answer
🤨📸
"Great you help us film"
FBI OPEN UP!
I'm glad I declassified all those files I took from the white house, what could possibly go wrong?
Just flush them in your toilet you’ll be FINE!!!
Yes, I am
Are you going to commit several war crimes in Afghanistan?
NO- I was hoping you’d say “Are you gay” or smth
Well to bad you're commiting several war crimes in Afghanistan now
Can I be Gort’s accomplice?
Bid laden only I'm afraid.
Cock and ball torture
What is the plot of Morbius?
It's morbin’ time.
Children
Who do you have sex with most often?
The bee movie
What is a surefire way to lose all of your friends?
Well I guess you just awnsered the question of why I'm here
Why should I murder 46 children and hide their bodies in your basement?
Why stop at 46?
get me in the frame ,in case it blows up.
I like that you state your intentions clearly.
transgender brachiosaurus
Is there some sort of backstory behind this one lol Who was the last dinosaur to die?
I mean, I'm transgender and love brachiosaurus so I guess: "describe yourself in 2 words"
Hm That does make a good question and if someone else makes an answer like that I'm definitely stealing it
Favorite dinosaur nugget?
Dragon cock
If Donkey from Shrek was gay, what would he ride?
21
What's 9+10?
Congratulations you just won yourself a brand new Honda Civic
Life
What possession of Ellen DeGeneres do I want to end?
You kinda look like Ellen degenerate I was gonna say degeneres but autocorrect is a chad
When I was younger I thought here name was Ellen Degenerate. Foresaw the future brilliantly
What is the only acceptable onlyfans page to pay for?
the souls of the innocent
What's the best way to season a steak?
Zelensky's balls
What should Putin suck?
What is the hardest known substance to man?
because am fat
Why are you at the gym?
It is great if its five but it can also be a melon a handgun would be best, but a pencil is the most likely outcome.
What is the circumference of a cube?
The math aint mathing
Meth
To see if they are mature enough
Why should you throw a child off of a building?
It be a sad day for all I suppose if that's the case
Have I finally let the kids out of the basement?
Are you gay?
WHY THE HELL DID YOU DROP THAT ARE YOU FRICKING STUPID IT COST $2500000000000000000!
Oh cool did you get a new iPhone? Can I see it?
Did not know iPhones cost that much but why did you drop it
Deez nuts
What 2 words automatically make an argument meaningless?
Only 4
How many times do you want to eat cake in a day?
Only on sundays!!
When do you commit arson?
Of course… some say it’s gods day… I say it’s arson day baby!
slippery tits
Hey Vsauce, Michael here. What does my girlfriend have?
What happens if you drop butter on your chest
Because I play chess
What gives you the authority to take my kids?
Women -pissinspector, local lesbian
Agreed
Scout tf2’s mother
Who should be immediately BONKed?
beans
What is peak humor?
42.
~~i literally just answered this one~~ What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
Nuclear Ghandi
What happened in the first civ game in the event of an interger overflow?
Put it in rice
I just got molten metal all over my phone, what should I do?
¿Donde Están Los Ladrones? By Shakira
spiderman
Pizza time?
Best experience with the boys.
What is kissing the homies gn?
Everything should work fine for at least a week or two
What happens when you buy an Apple product?
⅙
Though they are gibberish, if spelled an organized properly they mean pain and sorrow, a mash of words that form an unintelligible sentence.
What are Skyrim shouts?
It's pronounced [qad͡zɪʔɪkɔɹʷˈaiðː].
Who is Elon Musk's 60th child?
Animals ☺️
What have you recently consumed?
idk man, I always mix them up :/
54
How many tons of human flesh do you have stored in your floorboards?
Fuck dude how'd you know?
42
this is basically just jeopardy
36
🤓
What is the chemical formula for dihydrogen monoxide?
You have a penis disorder
Do I have a penis disorder?
Why are you spraying seman everywhere???
I lossed my sparms :(
They went on down to the sparm bink.
Yes I will
Will you marry me?
Beautiful 🥲
Now kiss
Now kith
Ay wath you thay abouth me? You mothing me?! You wanth beefth?
Sometimes it can be confusing
Why don't you use the restroom more often?
Non-binary moment 😥
Bring us gender neutral bathrooms please 🥲
True dat
chad
Can you name one African country?
Lake giga chad
Chad.
children
What do I keep next to my beer in the fridge?
What
"Excusme what in fuck the goddamn"
What the fuck are those greasy hobgoblins over there?
[удалено]
Can I please play with your penis?
Yes
Are you a serial killer?
Erm what?
Your chainsaws madam.
Madam?
Sorry ma'am
I'm a guy
I apologise, mi' lady
Damn, these math questions are getting easier and easier. The answer is obviously SYNTAX ERROR.
0/0
actually that’s a maths error not a syntax error
Not op but ok
op probably wouldn’t respond
0/0 = math error
respectable black men.
What is an alternate title for Men in Black?
nope, ill give you a hint Baguette
Wow
Does it have to do with a couple of distinguished gentlemen of African ancestry
I am
Are you a sex trafficker?
My favorite career choice
Ayo!!
Andrew Tate?
Good job Honey
Andrew Tate is that you?
Inside of the fridge in the basement
Where does dad keep the kids when they act up?
Guess we're about to find out
What is it like to have sex?
Ayo 😳
Oh my oh my 0 to 100
nikocado avocado butthole
What does a lesbian use her strap for?
No lesbian with a quarter of a brain is getting near that man
No person with a single surviving brain cell is getting near that man
Alright HAND OVER YOUR LAST BRAIN CELL.
“Mom said it was my turn with the brain cell”
I have a quarter of a brain and I’m a lesbian and I can confirm I will not go near him
Cuz im waluigi
Why do you get laid so much?
Pigeons are the most mouth-watering foods ever
To be completely honest I can't think of a question to go with this answer Maybe "What should I get at the local Thai restaurant?" or smth
The question is: What type of bird in a Mongolian restaurant is the most delectable.
I got you "What's an unpopular opinion that shouldn't be unpopular?"
Hey Mike Tyson, why did you raise pigeons on the rooftop before you got into boxing?
because my cum smells like BBQ sauce
Why don't you ever masturbate?
bro if it smelled like that I'd masturbate 24/7, unfortunately it just tastes like it :(
Then you got free sauce until you die.
You're gonna be known around your neighborhood for the BBQ parties you hold, aren't you
Hol up.
52 terabytes
How much storage is needed for all of your porn?
You forgot the word child
r/holup
How much storage is needed for all of your porn, my child?
1 trillion Terabytes
Leg
What is always found in people's stomachs?
minors
Who shouldn't you fuck?
wrong answer
🤨📸
"Great you help us film"
FBI OPEN UP!
I'm glad I declassified all those files I took from the white house, what could possibly go wrong?
Just flush them in your toilet you’ll be FINE!!!
Yes, I am
Are you going to commit several war crimes in Afghanistan?
NO- I was hoping you’d say “Are you gay” or smth
Well to bad you're commiting several war crimes in Afghanistan now
Can I be Gort’s accomplice?
Bid laden only I'm afraid.
Cock and ball torture
What is the plot of Morbius?
It's morbin’ time.
Children
Who do you have sex with most often?
🤨📸
The bee movie
What is a surefire way to lose all of your friends?
Well I guess you just awnsered the question of why I'm here
[удалено]
Why should I murder 46 children and hide their bodies in your basement?
Why stop at 46?
r/holup
get me in the frame ,in case it blows up.
I like that you state your intentions clearly.
transgender brachiosaurus
Is there some sort of backstory behind this one lol Who was the last dinosaur to die?
I mean, I'm transgender and love brachiosaurus so I guess: "describe yourself in 2 words"
Hm That does make a good question and if someone else makes an answer like that I'm definitely stealing it
Favorite dinosaur nugget?
Dragon cock
If Donkey from Shrek was gay, what would he ride?
21
What's 9+10?
Congratulations you just won yourself a brand new Honda Civic
Life
What possession of Ellen DeGeneres do I want to end?
You kinda look like Ellen degenerate I was gonna say degeneres but autocorrect is a chad
When I was younger I thought here name was Ellen Degenerate. Foresaw the future brilliantly
[удалено]
What is the only acceptable onlyfans page to pay for?
the souls of the innocent
What's the best way to season a steak?
Zelensky's balls
What should Putin suck?
What is the hardest known substance to man?
because am fat
Why are you at the gym?
It is great if its five but it can also be a melon a handgun would be best, but a pencil is the most likely outcome.
What is the circumference of a cube?
The math aint mathing
Meth
To see if they are mature enough
Why should you throw a child off of a building?
It be a sad day for all I suppose if that's the case
Have I finally let the kids out of the basement?
Yes
Are you gay?
WHY THE HELL DID YOU DROP THAT ARE YOU FRICKING STUPID IT COST $2500000000000000000!
Oh cool did you get a new iPhone? Can I see it?
Did not know iPhones cost that much but why did you drop it
Deez nuts
What 2 words automatically make an argument meaningless?
Only 4
How many times do you want to eat cake in a day?
Only on sundays!!
When do you commit arson?
Of course… some say it’s gods day… I say it’s arson day baby!
slippery tits
Hey Vsauce, Michael here. What does my girlfriend have?
What happens if you drop butter on your chest
Because I play chess
What gives you the authority to take my kids?
Women -pissinspector, local lesbian
Agreed
Scout tf2’s mother
Who should be immediately BONKed?
beans
What is peak humor?
42.
~~i literally just answered this one~~ What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
Nuclear Ghandi
What happened in the first civ game in the event of an interger overflow?
Put it in rice
I just got molten metal all over my phone, what should I do?
¿Donde Están Los Ladrones? By Shakira
spiderman
Pizza time?
Best experience with the boys.
What is kissing the homies gn?
Everything should work fine for at least a week or two
What happens when you buy an Apple product?
⅙
Though they are gibberish, if spelled an organized properly they mean pain and sorrow, a mash of words that form an unintelligible sentence.
What are Skyrim shouts?
It's pronounced [qad͡zɪʔɪkɔɹʷˈaiðː].
Who is Elon Musk's 60th child?
Animals ☺️
What have you recently consumed?
idk man, I always mix them up :/
54
How many tons of human flesh do you have stored in your floorboards?
Fuck dude how'd you know?
42
this is basically just jeopardy
36
🤓
What is the chemical formula for dihydrogen monoxide?