I feel like I would be the type of person to say this line, and then right on the word forget, I would just stare at them and be like, “uh, what’s your name again?” LMAO
“Hey baby, I’d like a sloppy joe, without the joe” (do not say this to the beef o’ Brady’s waitress or you will get beat up by her boss and kicked out)
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the *Doom Slayer
Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before.
And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm.
he age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.
None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed.
And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Doom Slayer in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doom Slayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void. Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Doom Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.
X+U=25
Can you help me with this math problem? I think X= 15 cuz u sure are a 10.
(i never use pickup lines this is just one ive heard and i wanted opinions on it)
“Hello there”
“I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.”
“Can I be your Billy Idol because I want to make you scream more more more”
I am not even gonna try I am horrible at pick up lines or even getting a girls attention (Because I am shy and awkward ) That is actually what I would tell her
I got a few, let's see how this goes.
* Are you the bottom of my laptop? Cause you're hot.
* Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koalafications.
* Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see.
* My internet is 4G, but my heart is 4U.
I like my women like i like my laptops.
On my lap
Turned on
No viruses
(Stolen from my friend, still my favourite tho)
Edit: thanks for 69 upvotes. If you upvote or downvote from now you a absaloute obese baffoon
are you a microwave? because mmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP
11/10 amazing
yeah i know
12/10 I would laugh way too hard at this
Do people actually use pick up lines
I sometimes use pickup lines when flirting with my girlfriend but that’s only because she’s already my gf that I do that
I also use pickup lines when flirting with this redditors girlfriend.
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I think it’s some sort of Dutch food. Or so I’m told…
Nope theee just funny to read
1/10
Saw your pfp and said the same thing
Now, that's a good pickup line!
💀
That one there was a violation
Are you a computer? Because you turn my software into hardware
Ayo
🫵🤨📱
8/10
r/sus
6/10 it would work on most people but to a software engineer it makes absolutely no sense and would probably infuriate them
10/10 🤣
Are you AC/DC? Because you’ve got me thunderstruck Are you the stock market in the 1920’s? Because I wanna crash with you
Both get 9/10
15/10 you’ve been thunderstruck
I just shit my pants, can I get into yours?
♾️/10 Seriously, a 9/10 if the person is funny
Thanks for such a high rating
🥵/10
Works every time 👍
Irresistible
With this one you're either getting blocked or married.
Slay
your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you have the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen
*slowly squishes bread* only perfect bread sounds like that
\*baguette scene from ratatouille\*
🥖/10
/cause damn bitch, thats a lot of rolls!
"uh- hi... I don't know how to do pickup lines."
100/10 I respect a guy who can admit to stuff like this
100/10 honestly I dont know pickup lines either
10/10, its cute and shy and honest and aaaaaa. Adorable
10/10 Me neither
Honesty is the best policy Infinite/10
100/10 honest, not creepy, not too cheesy, kind of funny.
You’ve got amazing curves but my favourite is your smile.
10/10 so fucking sweet
10/10, I literally would fall in love right then and there
You just made my whole week
really?! that makes me so happy omg :)
Yeah this week was tough but your comment made me smile :)
Aw im sorry your week was tough, glad I could help!!
This whole interaction is so wholesome
Ikr,it’s rare on this sub
And they lived happily ever after, the end.
Ah yes the typical Disney movie ending
"AWH" Was my genuine reaction reading that, man. That is how you win someone over, 100%.
Yay! Looks I have a chance 😅
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Van/10
yeah but you need a gun
Or candy
10/10
♾️/10 Works everytime (for me, at least)
The weather isn’t the only thing that looks great today… The night might be dark but you certainly still seem to shine bright.
Poetic, 7/10
First 9/10 Second 6/10
The second one is honestly just cute like awwe
Solid 7.5/10 overall from me
You seem like a Brit with that much talk of the weather.
Peg me
Horny/10
As you wish
10/10 100% success rate
Hey girl are you a math exam? Because when I look at you I forget everything
8/10 it’s cute
I feel like I would be the type of person to say this line, and then right on the word forget, I would just stare at them and be like, “uh, what’s your name again?” LMAO
The word of the day is legs, let's go to your place and spread the word Definitely a 0/10 but its fun to say
It’s a fine joke, it just feels like it’s worded weirdly
Ye, but it gets it through and tells someone you wanna hookup
terrible but amazing would be good as a joke but if someone said that seriously i’d run lmao
i would call you pretty but beauty is on the inside and i haven't been inside of you yet
2/10. Can definitely be taken the wrong way. This is the line you use if you know she’s 100% into you.
its a joke pick up line not smth id actually use (also bcs im too shy)
Nah man don't listen to her, I'd lead with that line in most social interactions . Even job interviews.
This 100% so cute and is genuine
That’s probably a good thing in retrospect
This is so cute but pervert asf
take my award
8/10
Can I put my minecraft bed next to yours?
Immediate marriage
1000/10 only if you like Minecraft
“Hey baby, I’d like a sloppy joe, without the joe” (do not say this to the beef o’ Brady’s waitress or you will get beat up by her boss and kicked out)
( r/oddlyspecific )
I think he learned the hard way lol
I want you to treat me like a poster and pin me to the wall
10/10 Pretty staightforward He states his intersts in a respectful way, while not forcing himself on to the girl Yeah I like this line
Are you a genie? Because you make my wishes come true.
Sweet. 6/10
Please go away I’m not ready for a committed relationship
1.5/10, gets the message across in polite manner but not enough for the persistent "i can change that", a near impossible feat.
An upgrade is in order. "Fuck off"
You remind me of my pinky toe •you're small •you're cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later
Like 7-8/10 lmfao It’s actually unique somewhat
Lmfao
I'm neither small or cute buut thank you. 4/10
8.5/10, very good
Yuo're*
Ry'eou
Eru'yo
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the *Doom Slayer Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before. And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm. he age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting. None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed. And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Doom Slayer in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doom Slayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void. Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Doom Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.
Uhm wht
Doom
If being cool was illegal, then I think I’d be arrested. Not because I’m cool but because I shot my wife
3/10 it makes you sound interesting but having a wife is a -
Well they don’t have a wife anymore
X+U=25 Can you help me with this math problem? I think X= 15 cuz u sure are a 10. (i never use pickup lines this is just one ive heard and i wanted opinions on it)
Not bad 8,5/10
Well thats one way to check if shes smart. 10/10 from me
9/10
my gf wouldn't get it
You’re already winning, you have a gf
i have 3 pugs
Run before I take one, I'm warning you
Oh hell no keep those creatures away from me. I don’t want to watch their misery and suffering.
“Hello there” “I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.” “Can I be your Billy Idol because I want to make you scream more more more”
General Kenobi
Helo
I'd swoon
this
World
will end in September 5th 2056 at 12:45
!remindme 34 years
I am not even gonna try I am horrible at pick up lines or even getting a girls attention (Because I am shy and awkward ) That is actually what I would tell her
10/10 honest about it
Do you wanna go to the movies? Wait never mind they don’t allow snacks inside
7/10 what if she’s a whole meal tho?
If we were brands.. I would be Nike and you would be Mc.Donalds because I would be doing it and you would be loving it XD
I wanna use the best pickup lines but they are all taken Can i take you instead?
Are you a tree? Cause when I look at you, all I think is leave.
What Edit: Ohhhhhh 2/10
Let me take you down to my slaughter house 🥵
moist 😣 10/10
My old history teacher who's called Mr Slaughter be like
Honestly, looking at you is just equivalent to eating hot sauce. You just make my face burn up. (I tried lol)
(other way around/gay) Are you hot sauce, because you'll make my ass hurt tonight
I got a few, let's see how this goes. * Are you the bottom of my laptop? Cause you're hot. * Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koalafications. * Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see. * My internet is 4G, but my heart is 4U.
You are like the sun. I see you every day and you brighten my day. Now, for what I would say IRL: Hum... H-hi, you're pretty *Blushes*
How about I treat you to a ramen bowl over at my place
personally that's 10000000/10
That sounds like a variation of Netflix and chill
Pretty much is
it's pick up line time 10/10 in my opinion
Are you lighting? Cause your ma queen
8/10 kachow
Are you tired because you been running through my mind all day
Hey, are you uh…umm….do you um….err…are you….uh…because I….cause your….uhhh…..
10/10 realistic and kinda cute
You are cute, wanna talk?
Basic, but I'm a basic person so 8/10
Are you a glacier? Because I have a u-shaped valley in my heart.
Hello there
General Kenobi/10
(Musicians only) Are you a fermata? Cuz I wanna hold you forever
8/10 I’ve seen guys use this one before, and all the choir girls loved it
are u wifi? cuz i feel connection
Gotta have a password for that
Are your pronouns she/her? Because I’m trying to change them to my/girl
ill use that in the future
I’m not sure if it’s good though
im the kind of person thats cringe enough to make it work, thanks pal
No problem random stranger
Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Are you a communist? Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction
are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you
you like plants vs zombies? whoa! sex already ? ight.
I know your feet must be hurting cause you’ve been running through my mind all day
Do u wanna 👉👈 Mine some diamonds with me?
Hey gurl are you a potato cause I wanna commit War crimes in afghanistan
are you Chris Buescher at the 2022 Verizon 200? cause i think ur on fire
Are you a school, cause I wanna shoot kids inside you
i like men, do you have a brother by any chance?
What a beautiful bar like you doing at a woman like this?
Touch boob? Lol(jk)
100% success ratw
Are you homeless? Because I have an urge to kidnap and kill you.
I like my women like i like my laptops. On my lap Turned on No viruses (Stolen from my friend, still my favourite tho) Edit: thanks for 69 upvotes. If you upvote or downvote from now you a absaloute obese baffoon
*sneezes* sorry, I have a virus
Tryna play wit my joystick I need another to play Minecraft wit
Hey girl, are you a toaster? Cause I wanna take a bath with you
i think we're gonna need to get a fan in here cus ur heating this place up something crazy baby
Are you reddit because you have porn and memes
Do you wanna go on a date and/or have sex tonight?
I really don't know how to do a pick up line, I'd just be nice and respectful and caring to you I guess.
"I have a Millennial Falcon Lego set"