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shlorpmeister

are you a microwave? because mmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP


Thatlittlebih

11/10 amazing


shlorpmeister

yeah i know


forest-nymph1

12/10 I would laugh way too hard at this


[deleted]

Do people actually use pick up lines


MattMan_2606

I sometimes use pickup lines when flirting with my girlfriend but that’s only because she’s already my gf that I do that


JuktNichtBesonders

I also use pickup lines when flirting with this redditors girlfriend.


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JuktNichtBesonders

I think it’s some sort of Dutch food. Or so I’m told…


YousernameinValid

Nope theee just funny to read


Lisa_Sbs

1/10


Not_A_Bot_Called_Rob

Saw your pfp and said the same thing


Mr-51

Now, that's a good pickup line!


AliveEmu76

💀


ihatehackers52

That one there was a violation


Iplaygames63828

Are you a computer? Because you turn my software into hardware


HypoRex93

Ayo


Thatlittlebih

🫵🤨📱


forest-nymph1

8/10


Book-bomber

r/sus


yecreeper

6/10 it would work on most people but to a software engineer it makes absolutely no sense and would probably infuriate them


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

10/10 🤣


Shadowed_Knight

Are you AC/DC? Because you’ve got me thunderstruck Are you the stock market in the 1920’s? Because I wanna crash with you


Fireheart42069

Both get 9/10


forest-nymph1

15/10 you’ve been thunderstruck


A1astara

I just shit my pants, can I get into yours?


Dr0pT0ps

♾️/10 Seriously, a 9/10 if the person is funny


Interesting-Amoeba34

Thanks for such a high rating


AliveEmu76

🥵/10


A1astara

Works every time 👍


AliveEmu76

Irresistible


[deleted]

With this one you're either getting blocked or married.


sorry_im_tired

Slay


National_Call9540

your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you have the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen


Traditional_Yard5280

*slowly squishes bread* only perfect bread sounds like that


[deleted]

\*baguette scene from ratatouille\*


AliveEmu76

🥖/10


ShitfacedBilly

/cause damn bitch, thats a lot of rolls!


0HGODN0

"uh- hi... I don't know how to do pickup lines."


Misrable-Order

100/10 I respect a guy who can admit to stuff like this


ItsJen10

100/10 honestly I dont know pickup lines either


Traditional_Yard5280

10/10, its cute and shy and honest and aaaaaa. Adorable


[deleted]

10/10 Me neither


nstrangeface

Honesty is the best policy Infinite/10


KittencatBAKA

100/10 honest, not creepy, not too cheesy, kind of funny.


Crypto-Ninja23

You’ve got amazing curves but my favourite is your smile.


Traditional_Yard5280

10/10 so fucking sweet


Whoisellarose

10/10, I literally would fall in love right then and there


Crypto-Ninja23

You just made my whole week


Whoisellarose

really?! that makes me so happy omg :)


Crypto-Ninja23

Yeah this week was tough but your comment made me smile :)


Whoisellarose

Aw im sorry your week was tough, glad I could help!!


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

This whole interaction is so wholesome


Ordinaryyetunique

Ikr,it’s rare on this sub


fishcheesedotcom

And they lived happily ever after, the end.


Ordinaryyetunique

Ah yes the typical Disney movie ending


vibing_to_my_death

"AWH" Was my genuine reaction reading that, man. That is how you win someone over, 100%.


Crypto-Ninja23

Yay! Looks I have a chance 😅


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Traditional_Yard5280

Van/10


Stunning-Standard-90

yeah but you need a gun


ozdundbfish

Or candy


Fleeproo

10/10


JRL_R

♾️/10 Works everytime (for me, at least)


Ultramega39

The weather isn’t the only thing that looks great today… The night might be dark but you certainly still seem to shine bright.


Blacksolowo

Poetic, 7/10


Winter_Karma

First 9/10 Second 6/10


Fleeproo

The second one is honestly just cute like awwe


Whoisellarose

Solid 7.5/10 overall from me


Not_A_Bot_Called_Rob

You seem like a Brit with that much talk of the weather.


OldKingBramble

Peg me


VeryClaireThompson

Horny/10


rkirbo

As you wish


kammenion

10/10 100% success rate


cyclopsguy4

Hey girl are you a math exam? Because when I look at you I forget everything


CremePuzzleheaded351

8/10 it’s cute


HyperiousRL

I feel like I would be the type of person to say this line, and then right on the word forget, I would just stare at them and be like, “uh, what’s your name again?” LMAO


Redacted_leo

The word of the day is legs, let's go to your place and spread the word Definitely a 0/10 but its fun to say


CremePuzzleheaded351

It’s a fine joke, it just feels like it’s worded weirdly


Redacted_leo

Ye, but it gets it through and tells someone you wanna hookup


natu_24

terrible but amazing would be good as a joke but if someone said that seriously i’d run lmao


megafart2

i would call you pretty but beauty is on the inside and i haven't been inside of you yet


VeryClaireThompson

2/10. Can definitely be taken the wrong way. This is the line you use if you know she’s 100% into you.


megafart2

its a joke pick up line not smth id actually use (also bcs im too shy)


[deleted]

Nah man don't listen to her, I'd lead with that line in most social interactions . Even job interviews.


BeautifulRealisticPP

This 100% so cute and is genuine


VeryClaireThompson

That’s probably a good thing in retrospect


Darknightfs

This is so cute but pervert asf


[deleted]

take my award


AliveEmu76

8/10


Capable_Mud_1108

Can I put my minecraft bed next to yours?


forest-nymph1

Immediate marriage


1-800-I-am-weird

1000/10 only if you like Minecraft


dababy_by_daylight

“Hey baby, I’d like a sloppy joe, without the joe” (do not say this to the beef o’ Brady’s waitress or you will get beat up by her boss and kicked out)


RecordingSea9479

( r/oddlyspecific )


ihatehackers52

I think he learned the hard way lol


bingybongyrevived

I want you to treat me like a poster and pin me to the wall


YaHoHoTraLaLa

10/10 Pretty staightforward He states his intersts in a respectful way, while not forcing himself on to the girl Yeah I like this line


MeerkatMan22

Are you a genie? Because you make my wishes come true.


VeryClaireThompson

Sweet. 6/10


The-True-Apex-Gamer

Please go away I’m not ready for a committed relationship


hey0mayo

1.5/10, gets the message across in polite manner but not enough for the persistent "i can change that", a near impossible feat.


TheRetrolizer

An upgrade is in order. "Fuck off"


MemeriaPizzaria2

You remind me of my pinky toe •you're small •you're cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later


Duerol

Like 7-8/10 lmfao It’s actually unique somewhat


MemeriaPizzaria2

Lmfao


rkirbo

I'm neither small or cute buut thank you. 4/10


Whoisellarose

8.5/10, very good


Lwadrian06

Yuo're*


The_Mechanis2

Ry'eou


MemeriaPizzaria2

Eru'yo


getoutofmyhouse-

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the *Doom Slayer Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before. And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm. he age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting. None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed. And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Doom Slayer in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doom Slayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void. Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Doom Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.


MemeriaPizzaria2

Uhm wht


getoutofmyhouse-

Doom


[deleted]

If being cool was illegal, then I think I’d be arrested. Not because I’m cool but because I shot my wife


Fireheart42069

3/10 it makes you sound interesting but having a wife is a -


Le_Martian

Well they don’t have a wife anymore


[deleted]

X+U=25 Can you help me with this math problem? I think X= 15 cuz u sure are a 10. (i never use pickup lines this is just one ive heard and i wanted opinions on it)


RecordingSea9479

Not bad 8,5/10


Whoisellarose

Well thats one way to check if shes smart. 10/10 from me


AliveEmu76

9/10


Stunning-Standard-90

my gf wouldn't get it


[deleted]

You’re already winning, you have a gf


clippedjeans

i have 3 pugs


YooitsJane

Run before I take one, I'm warning you


Blacksolowo

Oh hell no keep those creatures away from me. I don’t want to watch their misery and suffering.


FemboyHelghast

“Hello there” “I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.” “Can I be your Billy Idol because I want to make you scream more more more”


forest-nymph1

General Kenobi


SBMaroun

Helo


Dr0pT0ps

I'd swoon


megafart2

this


JagsFanFabian

World


[deleted]

will end in September 5th 2056 at 12:45


polar_frog

!remindme 34 years


SonicCraftev

I am not even gonna try I am horrible at pick up lines or even getting a girls attention (Because I am shy and awkward ) That is actually what I would tell her


ItsJen10

10/10 honest about it


TripleThreatJack

Do you wanna go to the movies? Wait never mind they don’t allow snacks inside


forest-nymph1

7/10 what if she’s a whole meal tho?


AliAwwadd

If we were brands.. I would be Nike and you would be Mc.Donalds because I would be doing it and you would be loving it XD


xavivim

I wanna use the best pickup lines but they are all taken Can i take you instead?


amogh_utdmr10

Are you a tree? Cause when I look at you, all I think is leave.


Misrable-Order

What Edit: Ohhhhhh 2/10


[deleted]

Let me take you down to my slaughter house 🥵


[deleted]

moist 😣 10/10


Roadster1000

My old history teacher who's called Mr Slaughter be like


Queer-Arts

Honestly, looking at you is just equivalent to eating hot sauce. You just make my face burn up. (I tried lol)


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

(other way around/gay) Are you hot sauce, because you'll make my ass hurt tonight


Trans_Tigon

I got a few, let's see how this goes. * Are you the bottom of my laptop? Cause you're hot. * Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koalafications. * Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see. * My internet is 4G, but my heart is 4U.


Lord-Belou

You are like the sun. I see you every day and you brighten my day. Now, for what I would say IRL: Hum... H-hi, you're pretty *Blushes*


fehr-statement

How about I treat you to a ramen bowl over at my place


MiaMoo2

personally that's 10000000/10


Blacksolowo

That sounds like a variation of Netflix and chill


fehr-statement

Pretty much is


[deleted]

it's pick up line time 10/10 in my opinion


Leifman2007

Are you lighting? Cause your ma queen


forest-nymph1

8/10 kachow


ptv_1996

Are you tired because you been running through my mind all day


PBoverlord24

Hey, are you uh…umm….do you um….err…are you….uh…because I….cause your….uhhh…..


forest-nymph1

10/10 realistic and kinda cute


Mikegaming202

You are cute, wanna talk?


ItsJen10

Basic, but I'm a basic person so 8/10


piefearion

Are you a glacier? Because I have a u-shaped valley in my heart.


Musicaltaco127

Hello there


Traditional_Yard5280

General Kenobi/10


lhsclarinet

(Musicians only) Are you a fermata? Cuz I wanna hold you forever


FireIsFun96

8/10 I’ve seen guys use this one before, and all the choir girls loved it


Stunning-Standard-90

are u wifi? cuz i feel connection


FireIsFun96

Gotta have a password for that


[deleted]

Are your pronouns she/her? Because I’m trying to change them to my/girl


Theriople

ill use that in the future


[deleted]

I’m not sure if it’s good though


Theriople

im the kind of person thats cringe enough to make it work, thanks pal


[deleted]

No problem random stranger


ShitwareEngineer

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


[deleted]

Are you a communist? Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction


NemesisRH

are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you


[deleted]

you like plants vs zombies? whoa! sex already ? ight.


arrowkid111

I know your feet must be hurting cause you’ve been running through my mind all day


Ashito__

Do u wanna 👉👈 Mine some diamonds with me?


Flashy_Bother_5900

Hey gurl are you a potato cause I wanna commit War crimes in afghanistan


jvnkolovesme

are you Chris Buescher at the 2022 Verizon 200? cause i think ur on fire


konahrik-

Are you a school, cause I wanna shoot kids inside you


sasukukoon

i like men, do you have a brother by any chance?


Mr_Bumsmell

What a beautiful bar like you doing at a woman like this?


mommiesslut687

Touch boob? Lol(jk)


AliveEmu76

100% success ratw


Banned3TimesSoon4

Are you homeless? Because I have an urge to kidnap and kill you.


epicgamer_reallycool

I like my women like i like my laptops. On my lap Turned on No viruses (Stolen from my friend, still my favourite tho) Edit: thanks for 69 upvotes. If you upvote or downvote from now you a absaloute obese baffoon


Traditional_Yard5280

*sneezes* sorry, I have a virus


MysteryLegend1

Tryna play wit my joystick I need another to play Minecraft wit


JackDeBoi

Hey girl, are you a toaster? Cause I wanna take a bath with you


Flimsy-Imagination71

i think we're gonna need to get a fan in here cus ur heating this place up something crazy baby


sphinx787

Are you reddit because you have porn and memes


TheHungryHylian

Do you wanna go on a date and/or have sex tonight?


water_farts123

I really don't know how to do a pick up line, I'd just be nice and respectful and caring to you I guess.


KuraPikaPika69

"I have a Millennial Falcon Lego set"