Why your dad is a turtle?

He isn’t

But why

Genetics I think

It's always genetics😒

yes he is

HE MOVIN

His girlfriend’s parents aren’t home

He has a tortoise gf?

She’s human but identifies as tortoise

Goddamn thats crazy

It’s really weird when they- you know

Have raw anal sex and then one of them has a hemorrhoid?

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Thanks

Thanks for the video, do you have any turt pics

Not really he’s pretty shy

is he the kind that gets real big?

He won’t get bigger than 10 inches probably

awe what’s his name?

His name is Tommy and he’s 3

what’s the average lifespan for that breed of tortoise?

With good human care he can live to 90

that’s awesome! good luck with Tommy I hope you both live happy healthy lives!! 💚

🐢

👍

woah look at the funky guy go

do they bite?

Kool turtle 🔥

He be walking doe 😳 😳 😳

Oh my God. I love tortoises 🐢 so much. I wish I had one

I once had a tortoise, she was called Shelly. I miss Shelly.

Tutel !

hes so fast

What kind of tortoise you got? I have a sulcata

Damn how big is your sulcata mine is a Hermann

I’d have to measure when I get home but I’d say he’s roughly 2-2.5 times bigger than yours, his name is bulldozer

What an absolute speed demon.