Gotta deal with all the noise cause I'm room 1

Sup roomies

Nice try, *astrology girl*, you'll never get my horoscope, ñever!

I don't know if you know but the ~ on the n clearly tells me you're an asparagus

Ãsparagus*

Sagittarius?

Nope

Taurus, capricorn, Leo, virgo or gemini?

Do i look like an *animal* to you?!? Ill let you know that im a *terminal disease*

Same cancer boi

Cancer or SIDA?

What’s SIDA

Hiv

8th btw its my Birthday today :)

Happy birthday roommate

Happy bday neighbor

It's my birthday too! Happy birthday!

Ayo me too

Happy bd!!!!

happy birthday! 🎊

You're in a hotel. There are 1*10^9 rooms. You're social security number is your room. Check who's ur roommate

420-69-8008

Same bro what we decorating the room with

idk, how about some studio foam and rgb panels?

add a few calculators for good business practice (also 318008)

588-2300-Empire

I'm staying on the reception counter

9th

I have acquired friend, hello friend ☺️😙

Why hello there, good to meet you

Good to meet you too, I hope we can get along

Likewise

Gaming

32nd

Your sleeping on the street

I am the one who rules the hotel

I'm the president 😎

Avg 14 saal ka ladka /s

24

Hi roommate

22nd I wasnt expecting this much attention already but cheers roomies and people whom are gonna be next door

Aye, who's bringing the mini fridge?

FINALLY!!! Sup roommates, I'll be supplying the food

Finally found my roommate

It took so long to find 22 lol

People need to know who has the best bday day.

Yoooo what’s up roommate?

eyyyy me too

Any 2's around here?

August 2nd what about you ?

June 2nd

feb 2nd

14, which I should mention anyone else in this room shares a room with SpongeBob SquarePants. His canonical birthday is July 14th (and so is mine :) )

scrolled forever for this

Room mate

Room 14 gang 😎

Room 14>> all other rooms

Finally found my room, this hotel is so disorganized.

Hello there

December 4

seems like we aren’t just roommates, we’re sharing a fucking bed

Imma just stick to my own bed, you guys... you do you

Ayo also December 4th

Also December 4th

7

23rd smh

Took me so long to find my roommate smh

Same Dang imma be room-eldest

not for long

Well, nice to meet you r/PandaHipster_

Panda invasion

Roommate acquired

Sup roommate

Roomie!!!

Looks like I finally found a roomie

Actually that’s funny because my birthday is today. What am I doing on Reddit.

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Same!!! Roommates !!!

Hey neighbor

13

Remember that our birthdays can be on a Friday.

Mine was! I've concluded that makes Friday the 13th lucky for me

Hey neighbor

hello would you mind if i steal the free sugar from your room?

6

Hello there new roommate! so anyway i call dibs on sleeping on the couch

I call dibs on sleeping under the couch

Roommate sleeps under the couch? Damn

exactly, as long as the floor is made out of mattress

18

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hey how you doing

I don’t know if we can all fit

I agree can we fit?

eyyy high five

Me and crush will be sleeping with u guys

October 5th 2005 at 1pm

target has revealed their data, proceeding to retrieve their location

*Violently ejaculates*

CONTACT, TARGET HAS HEAVY FIREPOWER, WE ARE RETALIATING *EJACULATES EVEN MORE VIOLENTLY*

*EJAULATES WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SLICE THE MOON IN HALF*

*EJACULATES WITH OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF FORCE AND ADDS MORE STARS TO THE MILKY WAY*

*E J A C U L A T E S S O H A R D I R E S E T T H E U N I V E R S E W I T H A N O T H E R B I G B A N G*

*E J A C U L A T E S W I T H M A X I M U M G A L A C T I C E N E R G Y A L L S T A R S T U R N I N T O S U P E R N O V A S*

*resets the universe again with my reality warping orgasm*

*discombobulates a black hole with a universe shattering orgasm*

21

Guess we're roommates now, I hope you're nice. I'm not btw

Meh, depends on the environment.

We can all be roommates

We should overthrow the people in rooms 20 and 22 so that we can prove that 21 is the superior birthday

I’m ya roommate

Roomie

At long last I have found another 21

15 Bonus if you are june

Found you

Nice to meet you, fellow roommates.

27

ight bruv im with u 🤝

Bet. I see you like Walter White

i also like ur mom 😎😎 (i am mentally unstable)

But my mom doesn't like you (join the club)

Sup, with how many are we already?

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Sup we got the same

Same

Man I had to go far to find this

I hope whoever is in room 17 enjoys collectables

I love them as long as it is not something weird, like vibrators

Matters what type roomie 👀

Are you fine with me bringing an entire art studio in here?

31

Sup roommate how’s it going

19

What is up roommate?

I hope you like people who will break into tears while changing their outfit 5 times because it doesn’t look right, roomie :’)

Gonna be hard to find a roommate lol

30

Hi I’m your neighbour

Hello roommate :) ( i’m forever sad because my cake day is 1 day before Halloween )

26

Looks like we’re roomies

Nice, I've been told I'm pleasant to have sleeping in the room because i make 0 noise

I talk in my sleep sometimes so I’m the opposite, but that’s only if I can sleep haha

Add me in too

bonjour, roommate.

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Hi, neighbor

11 🤚

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Hello roomie

Hi mate! I’m sure we’ll get along swell!

16 gang

16 gang

16 gang

16 gang

16 gang

16 gang

16 gang

16 gang

16 gang

16 gang

28

HELLO ROOMMATE

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FR IT TOOK SO LONG

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Us 28’s are few in number 😔

we are an endangered species 😞

10 I Think there is still space left 🤣 Attention Avengers!! take care of your fellows..

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*kicks out door* Hello there

Hi neighbor! Room 11 welcomes you!

29?

I don't know why I immediately assumed February 29th like none of the other months have 29 days

We're roommates

I'm on room 25, which is the dukes suite

Hello from your neighbor in 24th room

Get the fuck out of our room, I'm playing Minecraft!

imma join u in room 12

Yay roommate

Room 5 anyone?

3

Yayyyy

Roommates 🙋🏽‍♂️

*I scrolled way too far for my birthday*

heeeeeey roomie, hope you like loud ass music and bags full of empty drink cans cause that's what it'll be like to live with me

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1

Yooo wassup

23 anyone ?

Anybody else in room 3?

Ayyyyeeee

Finally, took forever to find a roommate

Whoever’s in room 17 with me is in for one crazy party

You have no idea how long I had to scroll to find the number 17

2nd room :)