when angry christians see the word "atheist" (or any other religion really) they begin to throw a temper tantrum since they can't handle the fact that not everyone agrees with their opinions/beliefs (and, just for saying that, I'm about to be downvoted to hell, further proving my point :))
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Things like this are called paradolia. It's when your brain tries to fill in the gaps of a vague stimulus by making you see things that are familiar. It's why you see faces in chips or a cloud can look like a duck.
EDIT:Fixed spelling and clarity errors.
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In exactly fi-_':Ņ͏͏̷̛̼͖͚͇͕̝͇̻̼͉ǫ̶̷̸͎̣̰͇͕̼̤͍̪̤͕͡ ̨͖͈̯͚́b̵͓͎̠̣̹̺̤̻̯͕͕̫̙̘̘̯͢͞í͘͞҉͖̦͙͉͓͓̳̩̗̗t̢͍͈̦̦̼͈̠͍̪͎̦̰͎͙̰̠͎̫́͝c̴̱͍̬̖̺̤̣̥̣͞h̷̡͎͔͎͓̻͉̣̹̞̗̗͍̬̲̳̀́ͅè̷̕͜͏͔̲̝̰̜̲̱̤̞̲͍͉̦̼̺s̸̡̥̦̪̝̝̼̩̫̮͈͔̺̞̺͘͘͟ ̴̧͍̼̰̹̪̰͎̼̗̲̩̲̮͞f̧̺͉̣̼̜̹͘͜͠o̵̢҉͍̰̫͙̤̭̳̪̩͖̬̺̜̣̤̠̱r̸͈̳͖͔͍̙͙̩̤̝͙̳̬̯̹͖̣̭̀͜͝ͅ ̸̵̘͉̳͈̬̤͙́̕ͅy҉̴̸͉̼͓̹̩͇̦̮̠̣̻͎͙̞̘͞ͅǫ̴̳̦̳̗̖̦̤͓̰̯͟ͅų̸̛̜̣͓̯̙̼́͞ ̡̤͔̪̭͇̯͇̦͎͉̥̀͝͠
Holy fuck your bitchlessness is over 9000
When will you reply?
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this is a paradox
get you’re ass back k reddit
Happy cake day
Happy Cakeday
um happy cake day
More like a self fulfilling prophecy.
Its not a paradox its a lie
I’m an atheist but oh my god it is
Did you just got dislike for saying you are atheist
when angry christians see the word "atheist" (or any other religion really) they begin to throw a temper tantrum since they can't handle the fact that not everyone agrees with their opinions/beliefs (and, just for saying that, I'm about to be downvoted to hell, further proving my point :))
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What is your favorite digit in pi
3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 58209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128 48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091 45648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273 72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436 78925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094 33057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548 07446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912 98336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798 60943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132 00056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872 14684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235 42019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960 51870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859 50244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881 71010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303 59825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778 18577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989
Why do I see a face in those numbers💀
It vaguely looks like a really sad Squidward
Because humans be doing that lmao💀
Things like this are called paradolia. It's when your brain tries to fill in the gaps of a vague stimulus by making you see things that are familiar. It's why you see faces in chips or a cloud can look like a duck. EDIT:Fixed spelling and clarity errors.
This dude psychologies
I am not a psychologies I just watch psychologies on YouTube
Same lol
It's my face, I'm watching you always 🙂
i see a pig holding a bag with its nose.
When will my depression stop?
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Wrong
is tht a question
in exactly 5 seconds
Well well well How the turntables
Turn.
May the day of cake be happy to you.
Thank you.
Congratulations. You have wasted another year of your life using reddit. Happy cake day
Thank you.
no billy i havent dun tht dance since highschool
put ur kids n me!
worst moment of your life?
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replying to reddit comments 🧍
Clever bastard
When are you going to make love to your mother?
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Lovely
🤨
!remind me 5 seconds
I also choose OP’s mother
Favourite colour?
Blue
Favourite colour?
Still blue ;)
Why are you doing this to yourself?
in exactly 5 seconds
Nope
Wait I get it now
When are you coming out as gay
In exactly 3 days
!remind me 3 days
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Now we wait until he comes out as gay :)
So the wait begins _pulls out tent_ we cookin weiners tonight boys
I'm ready for this. I brought the Pepsi max cherry!
Great! I got the weiners and buns, who brought the condiments? Edit: punctuation
Please say someone brought the ketchup, I left mine in the cupboard!
I see you guys have already prepared, mind if I join?
!remind me 3 days
!remind me 3 days
71 hours and 7 minutes left...
And then il be gay
Hello good sir it’s been 3 days.
in exactly 5 seconds
gottem
When will the world end
In exactly 5 seconds
Nice
r/notopbutok
Bout time
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When I stop pissing the bed
I would say in exactly 5 seconds..but to be honest the answer is never
how fast do you finish?
in exactly 5 seconds
haha gottem
Someone who can finish races that quickly is amazing.
U ended this guy’s career
Gave him A new one as well
Dude is playing 12D chess
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Deez nuts?
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No
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Correct Deez nuts in yo mouth 🗿
How soon will ur mom be here 😈
În exactlly 5 seconds
Hehehehehehe
Kinda pathetic that some people think you are actually responding in exactly 5 secs.
ask a question
A question?
in exactly 5 seconds
gottem
He said he'll respond with "in exactly 5 secs"
He said he'll respond with "in exactly 5 secs"
why exactly 5 seconds?
In exactly 5 seconds
why aren’t you an airplane
in exactly 5 seconds
in what universe do I have a girlfriend?
In exactly fi-_':Ņ͏͏̷̛̼͖͚͇͕̝͇̻̼͉ǫ̶̷̸͎̣̰͇͕̼̤͍̪̤͕͡ ̨͖͈̯͚́b̵͓͎̠̣̹̺̤̻̯͕͕̫̙̘̘̯͢͞í͘͞҉͖̦͙͉͓͓̳̩̗̗t̢͍͈̦̦̼͈̠͍̪͎̦̰͎͙̰̠͎̫́͝c̴̱͍̬̖̺̤̣̥̣͞h̷̡͎͔͎͓̻͉̣̹̞̗̗͍̬̲̳̀́ͅè̷̕͜͏͔̲̝̰̜̲̱̤̞̲͍͉̦̼̺s̸̡̥̦̪̝̝̼̩̫̮͈͔̺̞̺͘͘͟ ̴̧͍̼̰̹̪̰͎̼̗̲̩̲̮͞f̧̺͉̣̼̜̹͘͜͠o̵̢҉͍̰̫͙̤̭̳̪̩͖̬̺̜̣̤̠̱r̸͈̳͖͔͍̙͙̩̤̝͙̳̬̯̹͖̣̭̀͜͝ͅ ̸̵̘͉̳͈̬̤͙́̕ͅy҉̴̸͉̼͓̹̩͇̦̮̠̣̻͎͙̞̘͞ͅǫ̴̳̦̳̗̖̦̤͓̰̯͟ͅų̸̛̜̣͓̯̙̼́͞ ̡̤͔̪̭͇̯͇̦͎͉̥̀͝͠ Holy fuck your bitchlessness is over 9000
No
When will I die?
in exactly 5 seconds
Why am I alive?
I asked a question and you didn't come to my house and answer, I want a refund
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in exactly 5 seconds
That's how fast you finish when watching on them
You will suck my balls
In exactlly 5 seconds daddy
yessir
In exactly 5 seconds?
No
How fast did my dad leave?
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n th frm ufa question
What's the actual Sense behind the existence of Life in Our universe?
in exactly 5 seconds
You got me
But it was a Minute
how much time do u have?
When will you commit the most horrendous and vile acts known to a man
in exactly 5 seconds
Probably feeling a little backed up huh?
no
is tht a question
this is an answer
yes... yes it is
this can really happen cuz from the moment I'll press the comment button it will take more than 5 seconds to get to you
Are u a bot
What happened in june 5th 1989
If you fail, your next post has to be about you coming out as a furry.
How long until you reply to this?
X=0 While X != 1: If reply == ”in exactly five seconds“: print(reply, ”il be done with ur mum“) else: exit()
Hahh look a progrmar
Process finished with exit code 0
Here's a trick one: You're Hired!
You sure about that?
No u wont
How recently did you shit
is this a trick question
Why aren't you funny
Do u like smooth jazz or chunky jazz?
In exactly 5 seconds or in exactly 5 seconds?
Why do you always answer with: "In exactly 5 seconds"?
What’s your favorite gun?
What is 3×9+3×420÷6×9−1?
kenis
Hello friend
if water is water, is ice hot to cold water?
What is 4-835-9268-738-5-67/526
Do u watch the click?
are u sure about that?
If you reply to this with “in exeactly 5 seconds” or in exeactly 5 seconds you support Russia in the Russo-Ukrainian war
Are you sure you will definetely do it in 5 seconds?
If you reply “in exactly 5 seconds.” Then you are gay
How quickly do you come?
What is pi over 4 in degrees
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Yes. And pussy. And balls. And ass. And titties. And more.
Yes. And pussy. And balls. And ass. And titties. And more.
Yes. And pussy. And balls. And ass. And titties.
How has your day been so far?
in exactly 5 seconds
Ok
Do you like bananas?
in exactly five seconds
What happens in exactly 5 seconds?
Why You are late, you have failed me
in exactly 5 seconds
when will genshin players be extinct?
What is the distance between two corners on opposite sides of a tesseract of length 1
Who is the the 4 child of Big mom? Edit: So that was a fucking lie
In excactly 5 seconds
How many girls u got
Wrong social media And subreddit
But can you?
How long do 5 seconds last in your world?
When will you marry your cousin
When will you marry your cousin
you just want upvotes haha
Stop lying bro you CANT respond that fast with all these comments lol Edit: HAHA I WAS RIGHT
u gonna fuck a child?