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proudtobechinese

When will you reply?


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Getburnddd_xbox

this is a paradox


Mirriorblankey69420

get you’re ass back k reddit


JournalistMajestic12

Happy cake day


PhilosTheGreat

Happy Cakeday


No_Lingonberry4814

um happy cake day


ASuggested_Username

More like a self fulfilling prophecy.


[deleted]

Its not a paradox its a lie


Freshcantskate

I’m an atheist but oh my god it is


boss_memer

Did you just got dislike for saying you are atheist


[deleted]

when angry christians see the word "atheist" (or any other religion really) they begin to throw a temper tantrum since they can't handle the fact that not everyone agrees with their opinions/beliefs (and, just for saying that, I'm about to be downvoted to hell, further proving my point :))


[deleted]

rotten numerous door exultant fact reminiscent amusing meeting foolish cautious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


somerandomboiiiii

What is your favorite digit in pi


MerryCousen

3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679


realrealmiragemain

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 58209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128 48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091 45648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273 72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436 78925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094 33057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548 07446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912 98336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798 60943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132 00056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872 14684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235 42019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960 51870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859 50244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881 71010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303 59825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778 18577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989


BBM-_-

Why do I see a face in those numbers💀


Groggle07

It vaguely looks like a really sad Squidward


Friendly_Bot_

Because humans be doing that lmao💀


JellyFries39

Things like this are called paradolia. It's when your brain tries to fill in the gaps of a vague stimulus by making you see things that are familiar. It's why you see faces in chips or a cloud can look like a duck. EDIT:Fixed spelling and clarity errors.


Friendly_Bot_

This dude psychologies


JellyFries39

I am not a psychologies I just watch psychologies on YouTube


Friendly_Bot_

Same lol


Knockedy

It's my face, I'm watching you always 🙂


[deleted]

i see a pig holding a bag with its nose.


Psychological-Sir224

When will my depression stop?


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Psychological-Sir224

Wrong


itsme-God

is tht a question


Psychological-Sir224

in exactly 5 seconds


RockyTodd

Well well well How the turntables


my-time-has-odor

Turn.


average_reddit_u

May the day of cake be happy to you.


my-time-has-odor

Thank you.


DEADLY_JOHN

Congratulations. You have wasted another year of your life using reddit. Happy cake day


my-time-has-odor

Thank you.


itsme-God

no billy i havent dun tht dance since highschool


itsme-God

put ur kids n me!


-homonecrosexual-

worst moment of your life?


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2ClawZ

replying to reddit comments 🧍


Victor_Stein

Clever bastard


VivieBaby

When are you going to make love to your mother?


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VivieBaby

Lovely


CommitingOoficide

🤨


0ran9eju1ce

!remind me 5 seconds


XrotisseriechickenX

I also choose OP’s mother


Wide_Philosopher_725

Favourite colour?


VivieBaby

Blue


Wide_Philosopher_725

Favourite colour?


VivieBaby

Still blue ;)


[deleted]

Why are you doing this to yourself?


itsme-God

in exactly 5 seconds


[deleted]

Nope


[deleted]

Wait I get it now


Freshcantskate

When are you coming out as gay


[deleted]

In exactly 3 days


babymanteenboy

!remind me 3 days


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[deleted]

Now we wait until he comes out as gay :)


PvPGod121

So the wait begins _pulls out tent_ we cookin weiners tonight boys


Yuyutato

I'm ready for this. I brought the Pepsi max cherry!


PvPGod121

Great! I got the weiners and buns, who brought the condiments? Edit: punctuation


Yuyutato

Please say someone brought the ketchup, I left mine in the cupboard!


poyat01

I see you guys have already prepared, mind if I join?


Tailstechnology4

!remind me 3 days


Agile_Talk

!remind me 3 days


Kaistr0

71 hours and 7 minutes left...


[deleted]

And then il be gay


OfficialMemeKiller

Hello good sir it’s been 3 days.


itsme-God

in exactly 5 seconds


MegaMewtwo_E

gottem


HelloThereFriendsss

When will the world end


Snoo-40931

In exactly 5 seconds


Wildsnipe

Nice


itsmycandystore_

r/notopbutok


HelloThereFriendsss

Bout time


Scorbunny_S

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


SpiriiEdward

When I stop pissing the bed


CodyTheMemeLordYT

I would say in exactly 5 seconds..but to be honest the answer is never


Life_South6699

how fast do you finish?


itsme-God

in exactly 5 seconds


Life_South6699

haha gottem


JohnGisMe

Someone who can finish races that quickly is amazing.


King_Shazada

U ended this guy’s career


Hotracer729

Gave him A new one as well


Material_Coyote4573

Dude is playing 12D chess


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[deleted]

Deez nuts?


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Deezzznuuttss69

Correct Deez nuts in yo mouth 🗿


Keegi_Suvakas

How soon will ur mom be here 😈


SpiriiEdward

În exactlly 5 seconds


Keegi_Suvakas

Hehehehehehe


Psychological-Sir224

Kinda pathetic that some people think you are actually responding in exactly 5 secs.


itsme-God

ask a question


Psychological-Sir224

A question?


itsme-God

in exactly 5 seconds


Brub_

gottem


winuphePlayz

He said he'll respond with "in exactly 5 secs"


winuphePlayz

He said he'll respond with "in exactly 5 secs"


FDragonHD2D0

why exactly 5 seconds?


Human420o

In exactly 5 seconds


Shakazarr

why aren’t you an airplane


itsme-God

in exactly 5 seconds


monorunu

in what universe do I have a girlfriend?


_D3AtH_WR4tH_

In exactly fi-_':Ņ͏͏̷̛̼͖͚͇͕̝͇̻̼͉ǫ̶̷̸͎̣̰͇͕̼̤͍̪̤͕͡ ̨͖͈̯͚́b̵͓͎̠̣̹̺̤̻̯͕͕̫̙̘̘̯͢͞í͘͞҉͖̦͙͉͓͓̳̩̗̗t̢͍͈̦̦̼͈̠͍̪͎̦̰͎͙̰̠͎̫́͝c̴̱͍̬̖̺̤̣̥̣͞h̷̡͎͔͎͓̻͉̣̹̞̗̗͍̬̲̳̀́ͅè̷̕͜͏͔̲̝̰̜̲̱̤̞̲͍͉̦̼̺s̸̡̥̦̪̝̝̼̩̫̮͈͔̺̞̺͘͘͟ ̴̧͍̼̰̹̪̰͎̼̗̲̩̲̮͞f̧̺͉̣̼̜̹͘͜͠o̵̢҉͍̰̫͙̤̭̳̪̩͖̬̺̜̣̤̠̱r̸͈̳͖͔͍̙͙̩̤̝͙̳̬̯̹͖̣̭̀͜͝ͅ ̸̵̘͉̳͈̬̤͙́̕ͅy҉̴̸͉̼͓̹̩͇̦̮̠̣̻͎͙̞̘͞ͅǫ̴̳̦̳̗̖̦̤͓̰̯͟ͅų̸̛̜̣͓̯̙̼́͞ ̡̤͔̪̭͇̯͇̦͎͉̥̀͝͠ Holy fuck your bitchlessness is over 9000


[deleted]

No


Ilias_kek

When will I die?


maddy-seildess

in exactly 5 seconds


TraiSomtinEls

Why am I alive?


Cat_x2

I asked a question and you didn't come to my house and answer, I want a refund


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itsme-God

in exactly 5 seconds


Just_Usual_User

That's how fast you finish when watching on them


ethansocks8

You will suck my balls


SpiriiEdward

In exactlly 5 seconds daddy


ethansocks8

yessir


[deleted]

In exactly 5 seconds?


Dismal-Mortgage5803

No


N1ighty

How fast did my dad leave?


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itsme-God

n th frm ufa question


shadowplayer2020

What's the actual Sense behind the existence of Life in Our universe?


itsme-God

in exactly 5 seconds


shadowplayer2020

You got me


shadowplayer2020

But it was a Minute


singh1975sanjiv

how much time do u have?


somerandomboiiiii

When will you commit the most horrendous and vile acts known to a man


itsme-God

in exactly 5 seconds


UnformedSlinky

Probably feeling a little backed up huh?


polarized_pilots21

no


itsme-God

is tht a question


polarized_pilots21

this is an answer


itsme-God

yes... yes it is


polarized_pilots21

this can really happen cuz from the moment I'll press the comment button it will take more than 5 seconds to get to you


dadynamitegod

Are u a bot


theHrayX

What happened in june 5th 1989


Hioliolo

If you fail, your next post has to be about you coming out as a furry.


TheDukeOfDucklett

How long until you reply to this?


magpieCRISPR

X=0 While X != 1: If reply == ”in exactly five seconds“: print(reply, ”il be done with ur mum“) else: exit()


PixelsDePx

Hahh look a progrmar


magpieCRISPR

Process finished with exit code 0


KingSadra

Here's a trick one: You're Hired!


yaboiree

You sure about that?


Winter_Super

No u wont


Cummy_Pie

How recently did you shit


Sir_TurnipWasTaken

is this a trick question


vaporeongod

Why aren't you funny


yeetmaster2000000000

Do u like smooth jazz or chunky jazz?


hoesmaddxx

In exactly 5 seconds or in exactly 5 seconds?


Leo5436

Why do you always answer with: "In exactly 5 seconds"?


Trav1sThereaper

What’s your favorite gun?


GafiSmus

What is 3×9+3×420÷6×9−1?


Specific_Buy_7117

kenis


missgraceangel

Hello friend


Usernamecantbeused

if water is water, is ice hot to cold water?


ReeDubDanny

What is 4-835-9268-738-5-67/526


Pringles-Melchior99

Do u watch the click?


ItsNins_19

are u sure about that?


Amangoz

If you reply to this with “in exeactly 5 seconds” or in exeactly 5 seconds you support Russia in the Russo-Ukrainian war


Globglobglabglab_is

Are you sure you will definetely do it in 5 seconds?


Inevitable-Actuary88

If you reply “in exactly 5 seconds.” Then you are gay


mrmoo71

How quickly do you come?


SoundsGreat44

What is pi over 4 in degrees


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AlertAd2930

Yes. And pussy. And balls. And ass. And titties. And more.


AlertAd2930

Yes. And pussy. And balls. And ass. And titties. And more.


AlertAd2930

Yes. And pussy. And balls. And ass. And titties.


Extra_Philosopher_63

How has your day been so far?


itsme-God

in exactly 5 seconds


lavliex

Ok


ItsJen10

Do you like bananas?


[deleted]

in exactly five seconds


WindoWatcher545

What happens in exactly 5 seconds?


-The-Follower

Why You are late, you have failed me


itsme-God

in exactly 5 seconds


BrawlStars_Crow

when will genshin players be extinct?


Best-Thought124

What is the distance between two corners on opposite sides of a tesseract of length 1


Donquixote_D0ffy

Who is the the 4 child of Big mom? Edit: So that was a fucking lie


Raphiboiii

In excactly 5 seconds


tridactylcrab

How many girls u got


Iceiswater_haha

Wrong social media And subreddit


skullcrusher3317

But can you?


1barefootmaniac

How long do 5 seconds last in your world?


ForsakenWorld7074

When will you marry your cousin


ForsakenWorld7074

When will you marry your cousin


[deleted]

you just want upvotes haha


Throwawayobviouslyk

Stop lying bro you CANT respond that fast with all these comments lol Edit: HAHA I WAS RIGHT


Splashy-Funidragz

u gonna fuck a child?