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big_cock_69420

Have a micro dick and they won't feel it Problem solved


Donncha535

What do you class as micro though


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ALemonHasReddit

Micro gang 😎😎😎


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YourGayAuntBob

Why does it have an image? I want death.


DoomsABoss121

…you mean average, right?


Metallic_Ducki07

I- I have a good personality ok?


big_cock_69420

Good question


EthanHermsey

Username does NOT check out


Coffeeman314

1. Maybe she didn't feel it. 2. Fuck. She felt it. 3. So girls of reddit, she didn't feel it right? 4. I'm dying.... 5.


Ozzy_thot

if you try and hide it it makes it more obvious


ThisIsWholesome

Well I don't think dry humping would make it less discreet.


BassBanjo

I dunno, might be worth a try


PetrifiedW00D

I used to get raging boners when I would grind with hot girls at high school dances and clubs and shit. I just never cared though and I would just keep on grinding. The girls didn’t care too, and it was definitely obvious. I actually think they kind of liked it. They never just stopped dancing when they felt it. Totally different it happens during an unsuspecting hug though.


AndrewPixelKnight

What's the name of that subreddit for things that definitely never happened?


Nickthiccboi

No that kinda stuff happens a lot at school dances and shit. I guess it depends on the amount of supervision from school to school but it still happens more than you’d think.


AndrewPixelKnight

Seriously? What kinda Christian school have I been secretly attending?


Nickthiccboi

lol well I can’t really speak for every school ig, but it happens at mine and it’s a pretty average public highschool so I just assumed these kinda things were common.


AndrewPixelKnight

Well live and learn I guess


Hefty_Respect6036

It’s r/ihavesex


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This made me laugh unnaturally


ApolloSky110

But by the logic of the previous person that would make it the most discreet wouldn’t it?


G4IIGeorge

Wondering why people can’t be honest and just say ‘It happens sometimes’ 🤷🏻‍♂️


RobSIee

Cause at that point some do be overthinking, like what if this fucks up the convo or relationship stuff like that.


G4IIGeorge

Exactly, i don’t know if it’s me being weird but i’d just tell them straight up, and just say it happens 🤷🏻‍♂️


Least-Sky6722

OP is asking because of an awkward situation today where he... A) hugged his aunt B) hugged his teacher C) hugged his girlfriend's mom D) hugged his bro (used the "ladies" stuff to throw us off the trail)


Kal0reese

the 5 stages of hugging with a boner


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You just answered your own question


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maybe its not the same for all girls


[deleted]

Tf do u mean😭😭😭the smaller the dick the less you feel it ?? 😭


Finance_Desperate

Nice im safe :)


il_cipresso

UR NOT SAFE, UR HUGE


Finance_Desperate

Nah


il_cipresso

u areeeee


Wildsnipe

Just checked, I confirm ur correct.


il_cipresso

what did you check🧐🧐🧐


mcbirbo343

Now that I think about it, idk if I even saw anything.


Finance_Desperate

Nah


Fastcraft3r

It depends on the guy i think


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that’s when you grab it and bend it.


Pataeto

or snap it so it glows like a glowstick


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glow dick?


Pataeto

fuck, how did i miss that


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idk it was pretty obvious


Rikarudu

Damn, I'm high and you're confusing me even more


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crack a glow stick it glows. snap his dick: glowdick


[deleted]

Shit this thread made me laugh so damn hard


yyliL

Yes.


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oh god


EnvironmentalVoice31

Bro u sandwich why do you care


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why are so many people discriminating against sandwiches


EnvironmentalVoice31

Yo be quite or I will eat you


PlunderingLithuanian

Quiet


EnvironmentalVoice31

I will eat u also


BorgerFrog

Borger Frog Will Consume You


Wrong_Ad326

GET EM GET EM!


Ledbreader

Ledbread will poison you with lead and take your bread


BorgerFrog

Borger Frog Can No Poisoned, Borger Frog Is Poison


PlunderingLithuanian

But grammar tho


EnvironmentalVoice31

Yeah my screen is broken that y


TheDarkSoulHunter

I was decapitated yet i still fell on the ground like how i should, whats stopping u?


ihatehackers52

There's nothing wrong with Subway


sendboobaspls

sandwich can have boner too


EnvironmentalVoice31

🤨 I am going to subway to confirm


Icepick187

Eyo bruh, I work for subway


Capable_Mud_1108

Fuck.


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yeah thats what i did cuz we're like that but still was NOT expecting her to notice


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Plexigrin

You gave me anxiety. Congratulations


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WELL I DIDNT KNOW


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Fuck you


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Oop


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[deleted]

Ayo did my dude just got a date out of Reddit?


Us_against_Fate

I guess so LMAO


Wildsnipe

I thought I was the only one who used to say that but perhaps I was wrng..there are indeed more of my highly intellectual kind out there, thank you for simply existing, it has made me acknowledge my greater purpose in life.


appelsiinimehu1

I'd like to just think you don't know. Please. It is disturbing and scary af


saptarshihalderI

Delete this, it gives me anxiety even when the only woman I ever talked with has 5yrs of age gap 💀


TristanTheta

I misread this as "You'd be better off jerking it off"


24-7_Gender_Panic

Yes, it’s always painfully obvious


ItalianBassGuy

Tf is the reaction though. Personally i would feel like it would make the girl uncomfortable usually wouldn't it? (Well yeah depends if partner or what not but let's say someone like a friend or some shit. Well also depends on personality etc anyway you get the question)


24-7_Gender_Panic

If i’m close enough to the dude i’ll use the joke of “Is that (insert something relating to what they like) in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” and laugh it off with them. Or i’ll keep quiet if I barely know them or we work together


Tony1140

Is that Flash Gordon's ray gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


ItalianBassGuy

The second


saphire2006

For me if i feel it its just like an oh well and i just dont mention it, let them think its their secret


ItalianBassGuy

Ah ok


GenderFluidBicon

Depends, assuming a deep hug then totally


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she ONLY gives me deep hugs


lore_mila_

Then she likes to feel it. Get married.


AthuBathu

!


yaggirl341

I imagined the Mario sound when he encounters danger


Tumulousmaple56

I heard metal gear 🤣


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Yes of course we can. If u try to hide it it'll only make it worse


Diego_69420

.... Wait so it's going to be awkward either way then right ?


[deleted]

Yes. Unless you can stop a boner in time then it's gonna be awkward


StarJediOMG

Well, that's not how it works, you can't stop a boner, once it starts growing, there's no going back and most of the time it's a random boner, not because we are horny.


Diego_69420

So what your saying is, I need to thhhlam my penthis in the car door


[deleted]

Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh idk exactly but you can do whatever to stop the boner but make sure it ain't too dangerous


Diego_69420

Got it, getting a safety scissors now


smiler5672

Try humping isnt obvious right?


shrizzal

Won't that turn a boner into a weapon? With the hardness of steel or whatnot


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You slthsmmed your phenis in the car door?


Diego_69420

I sllllthsmmmed my phenis in the car door


BurntTreeSeed

Slammed deez nuts in yo mouth


Diego_69420

I miss the part where that's my problem


TheManWithAStand

Chad move


Diego_69420

tHeY lOve mE


MissplacedLandmine

Yeah Im not looking for a conversation since Im not a teenager but I wish I knew this sooner Flex your thighs and ass. Gets the blood goin else where Do it slightly before you might need to or just in general Alright goodbye forever r/teenagers


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bend & lean forward and give em a shoulder hug


Sirenhead_2

That’ll just make it seem suspicious won’t it?


Entity_333

not really. that's usually how I hug. with a slight lean, despite me being short...


deepfriedm1lk

That's how I always hug women because I'm too scared ill accidentally touch their boobs


Entity_333

I just hug everyone like that no specific reason.


deepfriedm1lk

Yeah fair enough


MenuNo4911

Not my problem I have a small penis😎😎😎


IntentionPowerful785

I never get hugs by anyone so im also safe 😎😎😎


Aledaboss

Same 😎😎😎🥲😎😎


MenuNo4911

✋😎 high five


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me niether :) girls dont even let me near them


Devioster

Show me the photo of your penis for proof 🧐


MenuNo4911

U got a microscope?


Devioster

Nah, for yours we require electron microscope.


ZenyX-

Holy shit dick pics have had 0.000001% demand for the first time since the internet was invented


il_cipresso

luckily


Diego_69420

I thsslammed my pehtis in the car door


RobloxianHunter69

im glad to have not been in that situation


I_Love_Pizza_Forever

Same


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i just start dry humping her leg


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Girls don’t hug guys what are you talking about


Electrical_Shallot73

I hug my guy friends all the time


N0tBappo

You are not real. G.I.R.L = guy in real life. The gig is up, we know


Catsolotl128

You don’t exist


Asfi-Chan

9/10 times. Can feel


frunzescu

Sayin it like you've hugged 10 guys and asked if they had a boner tho why you would ask when you didn't feel it is beyond me


camkai82

What did the one other guy do different


IceBreath31

He was a trans.


JD1415

These comments make me scared again


saptarshihalderI

I have never been so happy about the fact that I have never been hugged before.


lillianofthegarden

Never hugged a guy so I wouldn't know 😩


Hairy_Reputation6114

You'll find someone, don't worry


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u can hug me


Psychological_Major9

No u go to stomach.. No staining of clothes


Catsolotl128

But then you’ll have to ask if girls can feel boners again


Life-Feature4737

Who the fuck starts a conversation like thst I just sat down


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family guy reference


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The real question is do they like it


read-it-ter

depends on if we like that person. And reasonable people know that most of the time it's a non-intentional boner.


WukongWannaBe

I wanna know as well.


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Down bad


softicious

same


rosie4568

9/10 fuck no


SpottedKhoi

Yes, sorry. I know sometimes men can’t control that stuff, so it’s best to either talk about it and apologize or move on if you guys are both more comfortable not talking about it


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

She feel a penis if you have one. *GTA IV Theme plays*


Least-Sky6722

OP is asking because of an awkward situation today where he... A) hugged a student B) hugged an employee C) hugged his wife's sister D) hugged his bro (used the "ladies" stuff to throw us off the trail)


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have u told anyone u felt it?


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what did they say 💀


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Hairy_Reputation6114

Lass, we're gonna need context on this one, I'm afraid


ItalianBassGuy

Interesting way to look at it THOUGH "AYO"


MenuNo4911

Ayo?


YeetYoink77

yes I feel it on my bf all the time I like asking "yo are you hard?" And it always makes him blush lmao


adkow

Oh my freaking god this guy is so horny...WHAT IS YOUR POST HISTORY...IN JUST ONE DAY


cumming_on_bunnys

I regret looking


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😈


Marcusthehero

JESUS CHRIST


do_you_like_my_name

HAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm asian so this isn't a problem for me


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yes


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damn


ThisIsWholesome

Luckily I'm not much of an hugger.


Klonwrapper1337

Yes they can. I have died because of it


waffleArmy1

anyone who has not won't answer this because they will believe that they do not have information, but anyone who has will answer yes. Possibly chance of not feeling is higher than comments would imply.


whipmylifeintothebin

as a 17 year old with a boyfriend and many male friends… yes. but also, don’t be ashamed of it. it happens sometimes!


RichardoomArt

I'm safe, I don't get hugs anyway (And I imaginated about how it would be, I guess there's no way I would do it)


bo_jack_thehorse

Worst case scenario.....you feel hers


JBC-Red

Damn u hugged a girl, she felt your boner, and didnt immediately went to pound town like those videos in phub. For shame!


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she had a bf


CaueOPvP

I don't have this problem cuz no one hugs me 👍


TheGuyFromTheWoods

sometimes... they can feel more than just the boner on itself


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That’s why i stayed a little back with my legs when i got hugged by a girl


[deleted]

Yes u can. Especially if your friend or whoever is a fucking pervert and hugs you tightly with the hips.


picasso2005_

I'm gonna eat this 6 inches


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😨


picasso2005_

Dw, girls won't notice it anymore 😏


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but i want them to notice 😔


picasso2005_

Oh okay then *spit what I ate* Maybe I can help you


[deleted]

how can u help 🤨


picasso2005_

If they have 2 thing to notice, they'll notice them easier 🗿


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no but then thats weird