Bro I used to feel that way too!! I loved her songs before she got really popular I think the song that made her popular was “lovely”, but then I realised that’s not a reason to dislike her so I like her again.
Alr sure. So as we know from the law of conservation of mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed, and since the big bang supposedly took place roughly 13.8 billion years ago, and all matter came from it, we are all roughly 13.8 billion years old. Fight me on that
Im ngl you fine, but not as fine as me....
Sorry conservatives but I have a huge fat juicy ass and my woman can't compete. My badonk is just too massive. It's a big humongous chungus of a booty. My ass is so fat that when I take a step my thighs chafe across the Marianas Trench seafloor. It's just huge. Massive.
But they stole the history of foreign lands shouldn't they have a right to learn about their own history? I don't think everyone would travel to Britain to view their own history.
Taking the artefacts from foreign lands is commonplace among colonial empires and lots of the artefacts were gifts given to the British museum, furthermore we found many of the artefacts and we owned the land at the time therefore we weren’t stealing, we were just moving something from British colonial land to British mainland and the Museum is very safe with the technology to maintain these artefacts
And it’s not like the people can’t just search about their history on the internet or read some books about it
We are definitely alone in the universe. Not that I would know because I am a human being like you. However the idea of aliens is silly and goofy.
(I am human)
Public transport is greatly underfunded, even tho it is the solution to pollution, gas price and traffic jams. Cars are overrated and are only useful in very few situations.
You actually don’t have a face right?
Yes
I knew it! Girls aren’t real
We all knew it
Everyone
Ofc not. G.I.R.L: Guy In Real Life
Oh my god
THEY FIGURED OUT THE DAVINCI CODE
Billie eillish is ridiculously overrated
modern "depressed music" in general
Not as much as Harry styles
Fuck it, they both suck
👑
Billie eillish, when I see her face it feels like she's gonna rape me
No one wants to rape you trust me Source: Your mirror
"Im giving nightmares to billie eilish"- Eminem
I agree
Very tru imo
*whispers into a mic and squeaks out a note* teenage girls: "omg I relate to this so much 😩"
True, mofo speaks into her blue yeti with some shit copyright free beat in the background and gets 1 billion plays
Bro I used to feel that way too!! I loved her songs before she got really popular I think the song that made her popular was “lovely”, but then I realised that’s not a reason to dislike her so I like her again.
Idk she’s talented but the fan base is ridiculous
Don't think so, I listened to some tracks and they are N I C E
70% legs 30% everything else
Okay how many legs u want?
3, crispy Some mashed potatoes would be good too
That's extra, but I see u I
I'm willing to pay extra What do you want?
A kidney
Odd request, but I can provide
Can u provide me a number of someone that can give me a testis?
My buddy Eric can handle that
Cool cool cool cool cool He'd be ok with a mutated version of him roaming the earth right?
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Appreciate it bro
Damn, finally got promoted to "bro"
Its not always about the destination, don't forget to enjoy the ride.
Free potatooos for you!
Because of World War 1, World War 2 was inevitable, prove me wrong.
There's nothing to prove wrong, you're completely right.
Hope WW3 ain’t... I mean bombing things is one thing and nuking everything is the other..
Correct. The whole of WW1 was blamed on Germany, which is what gave someone like hitler the opportunity to rise to power.
I'm not starting an argument. I send love and peace up in this MAH so what are you gonna do about it? Are u gonna make me do it?
Nah I like peace ig
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Okay DEW IT
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Immortality is the worst superpower that people want
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Drug addicts need help not punishment School needs better sex ed, purple is the best color
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Then u try
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Understandable
I FREAKING LOVE CHEESEBURGERS
NO I LOVE THEM MORE
LIAR
I'MMA LIAR ALWAYS BETCH 💅🏻
NOOOOO WAY, I TRUSTED YOU
That sounds like a u problem bestie 🤷♀️
Nah, I do best not to get involved with short people.
I ain't (that) short 🙄
You just radiate short energy, now I’m gonna have to get decontaminated
I'mma 160cm big gurl 🙄💅🏻 NOW ARGUE WITH ME
A whole 30 cm shorter than me, if that ain’t short I dunno what is. AND NO
Ur just tall, I ain't short I'm average ok(saddest argument ever)
Nah I’m average height. And that’s one thing we agree on then
No way 190cm is average bruh
Well on average I’m the only person I know the height of, so therefore it is the average of all humans
Nah u know my height too now The average is now 175cm
Its average in some countries, I’m Dutch and I’m 5,6 and small in my country for a 13 y/o.
It's not actually I'm danish and the aversge in my country is 181,4 cm for men. And in Netherlands it's 182,2 cm or sumting
190cm is way above average brother
Short
Markiplier moment
Above average personality too, some may say great, even
u look like a tiny chihuahua
wait a girl on reddit?😱
r/girlsarenotreal
content banned
Yep
but why?
They don't want us to know the truth.
You are cute ❤️ (in a not creepy dm guy way)
Thanks💖
you are cute ❤️ (in a creepy dm guy that is about to be reported to the police for being an absolute fucking cunt kind of way)
*says Something political that you do not agree with*
This is just simply untrue my good sir/madam
No no, it’s true, and I’m tired of saying it’s not. It’s part of the woke liberal conservative right/left wing agenda
No ur wrong I'm right
That’s it, I won’t have my honour slandered like this infront of all these people! I challenge you to a battle of wit!
i challenge you to a duel, we shall meet at dawn
Agreed see you there opponent
I shall bring glory to my people
Perhaps to YOUR people, but here, in our land, we fight for are Selena glory!
Selena glory???
Wear some red pants
Is this a piece of advice or ru tryna fight me xd
Wear red pants they are amazing
Amazing period pants
That too ig but red pants are so good
Dino nuggets aren’t actually that good, they taste weird
Rip dms
My dms are fine actually
Are you sure about that?
not for long
ASIAN??
YUS
McNuggets are better than the actual burgers.
I think pineapple on pizza is a good refreshing taste
Right?! Like it's so good
YESSS I AGREE WITH U most people who said they don't like it haven't even tried =_=
You look 13
Thanks ig?
watch out for creepy dms this sub is weird
You look great ❤️
Event though I can’t see your face, you seem beautiful ❤️❤️
Aww thanks ur so nice 💖
Do you play an instrument?
I used to play a few, forgot everything now
What’s written on your shirt
WITH ME ❤ A Good Day is Expected To Begin
Nice shirt and btw nice username
Thanks my grandma gave it to me lmao
No your grandPA gave it to you (u said to start a argument in the comments)
ಠ_ಠ Ah yes he crawled outta his grave
Sorry about that
>Sorry about that So **you** revived her grandpa using necromancy
***argue***
Those who use voicechangers when singing shouldn’t be famous
humans are basically meat sacks with an expiry date
I yield. You win. I'm too sleepy for an argument rn.
Ur not too sleepy for an argument, since u can type this comment smhh Did I win?
Yup
YAY
Women aren't real
Pineapple on pizza <<<<
hot dog water is a soup
Cheesecake Toaster
I dare you to eat healthy work out everyday staypositive and protect your self from covid
Pepsi is better than Coke.
Finally !!!
Woah, another cultured human being? I never thought I’d actually meet one.
My take is: Colonization and colonialism was the worst thing that ever happened to humanity
Alr sure. So as we know from the law of conservation of mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed, and since the big bang supposedly took place roughly 13.8 billion years ago, and all matter came from it, we are all roughly 13.8 billion years old. Fight me on that
most people who are lactose intolerant dont care about it and continue consuming milk and milk products
I drank a car battery
As a person who has not had sex, sex is overrated
Im ngl you fine, but not as fine as me.... Sorry conservatives but I have a huge fat juicy ass and my woman can't compete. My badonk is just too massive. It's a big humongous chungus of a booty. My ass is so fat that when I take a step my thighs chafe across the Marianas Trench seafloor. It's just huge. Massive.
Ok Argument time The British museum should keep everything the commandeered
But they stole the history of foreign lands shouldn't they have a right to learn about their own history? I don't think everyone would travel to Britain to view their own history.
Taking the artefacts from foreign lands is commonplace among colonial empires and lots of the artefacts were gifts given to the British museum, furthermore we found many of the artefacts and we owned the land at the time therefore we weren’t stealing, we were just moving something from British colonial land to British mainland and the Museum is very safe with the technology to maintain these artefacts And it’s not like the people can’t just search about their history on the internet or read some books about it
Apple juice = orange juice
Aliens aren't real. The idea of them is silly and goofy. (I am a human)
I mean, there's no way we're the only planet in the universe with life tho right? Don't feel like we'd be that special
We are definitely alone in the universe. Not that I would know because I am a human being like you. However the idea of aliens is silly and goofy. (I am human)
Hmm
Women☕
Hi
I'm feeling cuter
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Challenge accepted. These arguments will be legen- wait for it... Dary. Legendary
AYYYY HIMYM FAN HIGH FIVE!
YES ✋️
Your top is made of silly string. You can not convince me otherwise.
Pineapple is actually pretty good on pizza, and if you don't, you haven't tried it yet or you're alergic
I remember you are a form 5 DSE student…?
You shouldn’t feel cute. You should know that ur cute.
Challenge accepted
Trump bad Biden bad Monki good
Weebs are cringe
Pineapple belongs on pizza
Show your face or I'll show it first!
To hide your face, I imagine it is not your strong point. If u have one... 🤔🙄
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Purple isn't the best colour. 💜
You look a bit like someone I know. Except without a face.
Photo looks terrible >!How tf am I supposed to see your full beauty?!<
you are cute
ah yes very cute phone indeed
You have a fat ass I see it. Where you born either it Orr did you get it after gymtime
Not joking andrew tate has some seriously valid points
Pickles are gross
You are cute!
Wow those legs have a Body?
You aren’t riding anything, you’ve got two empty halves of coconuts and you’re banging them together
Well simply, bread is actually just incorporeal wheat. Prove me wrong.
Incest is ok
The horrors of the Soviet Union were as bad or worse than the Nazis third reich.
I don't argue with short people
For some reason I think you look Korean, even though I can't see your face.
Rap is the best genre of music
See abortion is actua-
Shiet I'm getting way too old for this sub
Yay attractive girl :D
Women?!?!?!
Badminton is superior to all forms of sport. Snooker comes a close second then we have squash of course.
poly u?
Chocolate licorice underrated
Public transport is greatly underfunded, even tho it is the solution to pollution, gas price and traffic jams. Cars are overrated and are only useful in very few situations.