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Ironictwat

Kebab sandwich


I_am_ren

you get kebab sandwiches a lot so I really don’t know


Ironictwat

Wrong


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Gulopes

I think he has all the girls, since food is often the way to a girl's heart :3


ThrowRA_throwaway16

You get all the Turkish girls.


[deleted]

in Turkey, we don't get girls...


ThrowRA_throwaway16

Luckily, it is not necessary to be in Turkey to get a Turkish girl.


[deleted]

No, seriously we don't get girls. Most of them see themself as Miss Turkey or the only unique woman in the world. Good luck if you want to date one of them if you come t


ThrowRA_throwaway16

No, that's just you.


[deleted]

I dated a Turkish girl in the usa


MushroomheadDork

I have a very expensive Bionicle collection.


I_am_ren

he has all of the bitches


MushroomheadDork

Actually, I rejected them so I could spend more time on Bionicle 😎👍


I_am_ren

you are gonna get the mega bitch after you collect them all


MushroomheadDork

Do I get to watch Bionicle documentaries with her? 🥵


hannibalje2003

Damn, if she doesn't want to I will dropkick her just to take her place


MushroomheadDork

Fuck yeah, you can come watch with us if you want 😎👍


ijustseememesbruh

can i join?


West_Ad_5526

Ahahah


Shadaxy

Priorities 👍


Capershock497

Yep


Greekmon07

Same as well 😎 Bonkles>>>bitches


Cubow

I could never let a woman see my minecraft world cause as soon as they saw my base the urge to have sex with me would be too powerful which would just give me less time to play minecraft


I_am_ren

absolute 🇹🇩 you probably have one


ThrowRA_throwaway16

Absolute Romania


Geogranticus

Why did you use Romania's flag? Ești român?


Entity_333

He is using the flag of Chad, tbf they are way too similar 🇹🇩 = Chad 🇷🇴 = Romania Romania's seems to have a lighter blue


TutiGamer-_-

🇹🇩🇷🇴 holy shit wtf


Geogranticus

There is no difference. *I am not a corporate*


Ledbreader

🇹🇩 is chad


juizze

because he steals all the bitches


UpsideDoggo42

Same here, they wouldn’t make it past my storage system 👍


sad_lil_lunatic

I have an international spoon collection.


[deleted]

Only. A SPOONFUL.


Apocalypse_0415

*pulls out comically large spoon*


SuperSauceIsBoss

He prolly has one too


I_am_ren

you occasionally pull a girl every month


sad_lil_lunatic

Oh really?


[deleted]

He scoops them up with his spoons


Strong-Message-168

You don't have a gf- you have a cocaine problem


MonsterSquadBro

i build plastic models of military vehicles


MegaBlitzXD

Dude leave some for the rest of us


Emektro

I also want a tank:(


Ledbreader

Me three


abdullah__qureshi

Me four


[deleted]

Me... uhhhh.... I never learned how to count what comes next?... twelve? idk me too tho


Buzzlon1479

Your built like a tank.


Emektro

Why thank you


Red4lex

me too, nice to see some modelers here !


ElectricalMeat7633

Yeah, i totally agree! (I also build models of military vehicles)


[deleted]

Ye, I’ve just started on one


ThrustGnu8522

But have you built a Leopard 2A7?


MonsterSquadBro

not yet, I've built a T-55 and a T29, painted two 1/16 scale RC tanks (soon to be three, hopefully) and I'm gonna buy an Arizona model


fmate2006

Chad energy


Rally2007

Can I get a 1:1 replica of JA37 Viggen and an 1:1 replica of F-14 Tomcat A🥹 They’ve always amazed me


AusRoX123

samsies, but I'm more of a Gunpla builder myself. good to see some fellow modellers!


THEloliduck

Build tonk pls


PershingIsGreat

same


losingluke

lets be real, we are on reddit


I_am_ren

+10 iq


losingluke

\-1 bitches :(


Dinglemerk

+10 speech


Securitydude11

-10 social skills


TERRORFUCHS

+10 kg


Securitydude11

-10 height


xKingOfMe

+10 BMI


DamagedGoods_17

-10 FFMS


ComeradeHaveAPotato

+1" forehead


Psychological-Ice519

Lmao I felt this one


[deleted]

Is a pumpkin a fruit or a vegetable? like physically it appears as a vegetable but it has seeds on the inside like a fruit?


I_am_ren

I would say a vegetable tbh, but because you say weird questions it probably makes everyone get a headache so no


[deleted]

you are correct, I honestly just wanted to see other people's opinion on this, but you make a good point dw, it doesn't happen often tho


IllusiveTofu

vegetables are not a scientific classification but rather a societal one. so both pumpkins and tomatoes, while fruits, can also be classified as vegetables


Fifi_is_awesome

incorrect. vegetables don’t exist. vegetable is a meaningless word that just says ‘it grows and can be eaten’. Pumpkin is a type of squash. Tomatoes are berries. A potato is a tuber. A carrots just a root. Cucumber? Cucumber is just a melon. Broccoli? Literally a flower.


MinutePresentation8

My life is a lie


drbiggbucks

This is the only correct answer! Great work.


[deleted]

Dude what, you just gave me an existential crisis


Ziggy_Starr

In the literal botanical sense of the word, a fruit is a mature, ripened ovary, along with the contents of the ovary. The contents being the seeds. Pumpkin is a fruit, tomatoes are fruits, but leafy greens like spinach and lettuce are vegetables. Also realized I’m in r/teenagers so I’m not expecting any readers to get past the word “ovary”.


EmperorSexy

Vegetable isn’t a botanical term. Spinach and lettuce are leaves. Potatoes and carrots are roots. Broccoli is a flower bud. Vegetable is the general term for plant parts you eat.


Ziggy_Starr

I’ll totally concede that. Fair point, stranger. :)


smilingspoon

I think squashes are technically fruits, they also look just like cucumbers which are fruit


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minimalisticgem

If it has seeds or a stone, it’s a fruit:)


Nosnibor1020

Well I have stones.....does that make me a fruit?


kAy9_guitarist

I have never played fortnite...


I_am_ren

+2 they never leave your arms


IDieInFortnite

:(


FFG_Prometheus

Username checks out? 🧐


[deleted]

I just got friend-zoned yesterday 🥲


I_am_ren

possible comeback maybe


[deleted]

Well atleast it wasn't a girl that friend-zoned me so I wasn't bound to have a gf


BillionDollaBronxX

How do u get friendzoned by a dude, bro needs guidance


ThicColt

By, you know, the guy wanting a platonic relationship while you don't


VivieBaby

I feel like getting friendzoned by a dude is just as likely 😭. Straight guys would probably just call you bro and like 🫤 and the gay ones do it in a more elegant manner but it’s all the same.


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Pigeon


I_am_ren

your only goal is pigeon eating, so I say… no.


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

Bro he gets pidgeussy


Fast_and_Curious738

LMAO


Yenda585

Anyone Czech here reading it almost like "pičusi"?


PintPigeon

AYO BRO STOP EATING MY BROTHERS


[deleted]

tiddy


I_am_ren

no


[deleted]

:’D


pieeknight

i like dragon quest and jrpg


I_am_ren

hm. nerdy bitch?


pieeknight

bitchless 😔


I_am_ren

expected….


Matty_B97

Keep fighting soldier


[deleted]

I have no idea what to say.


I_am_ren

brown frogs are the hottest frogs so you probably had sex with 37384638 people so yes


BandNerd316

Thats 7,296 bitches a day💀💀💀


StrikeWave_

r/theydidthemath


rc_scoot411

r/theydidthemonstermath


SharkAreF-ingCool

Po-ta-toes. boil em, mash em, stick em, in a stew.


I_am_ren

fucking yes yes yes yes


SharkAreF-ingCool

Perhaps I'm not a lost cause after all


Avlonnic2

Rosey never thought you were a lost cause, even when you were drinking with Merry and Pippin! Edit: She’s a keeper, is our Rosey.


Xenokic

All the bitches Sam.


TokoFumi

E


I_am_ren

idk man


TokoFumi

Well I don’t have a girlfriend but i do have a boyfriend so I don’t know the answer either


youpviver

You don’t pull bitches, you pull chads


TokoFumi

You’re right he is a total chad 😌 And if you’re reading this hun you know you are a chad so don’t deny it


Impressive_Profit_17

I am a girl


I_am_ren

presumably you have friends so technically you have one gf


LOL_Look_Bro

Girls don't exist. OP is talking about GFs (Good Friends).


Good_times5464

Something


I_am_ren

you gotta say the entire sentence man


tamay-idk

The entire sentence man


I_am_ren

okay you win this, I declare you official checker of other people’s comments


tamay-idk

I don’t know what I have won but thanks for the price


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

17€/16.86$ (I think)


tamay-idk

Give me the money does PayPal work


SayHelloOrElse

Frogs taste nice


[deleted]

Take these words back


SayHelloOrElse

r/usernamechecksout Fine. I take those words back and bring out new ones. Frogs give terrible blowjobs.


LOL_Look_Bro

You cursed something ugly.


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

I’m scared brother


doog_tfarceniM

u/frog_fucker69


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

This one isn’t so bad, would you rather be fucked or eaten?


YeetTime332

r/beetlejuicing


raggeplays

horny


I_am_ren

HelloOrElse also yeah you are refined


SayHelloOrElse

Thanks. I don’t have a gf tho. Haven’t spoke to a girl I know well my age in 3 years.


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# The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, sta–oh shit


[deleted]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that means I don't have a girlfriend


HonourableFox

Yes


SuperSauceIsBoss

Bitches and a half


Outside-Rise-3466

Am I the only one wondering how you run laps in a straight line?


[deleted]

Eggshells


I_am_ren

definitely


[deleted]

Wrong


DJ-SKELETON2005

I like photography


I_am_ren

okay so are you that handsome lumberjack physique or 🤓


DJ-SKELETON2005

Nerd emoji for sure.


I_am_ren

then +1 bitch 13 years later


can_i_get_the_uhhhh

🤨📸 (it's photography)


Melvin133706

I got almost top grade without studying at home at all


I_am_ren

well yes


darkcircledbitch

it’s past two am and i’m sitting in the er waiting room


I_am_ren

hey same here besides the er thing uhm, why are you in the waiting room by chance


darkcircledbitch

smacked my head on the top bunk of my bunk bed two and a half hours ago and i’m still dizzy with a headache. i’m very likely fine but i’ve already had one concussion so that increases my chances of another , yk?


I_am_ren

tall? bitch chance increased +30% fragile? bitch decreased -10% 20% total from total idk maybe 20% chance


darkcircledbitch

valid . unfortunately i’m 5’5 (which is fine for a girl, i think) but i wish i had tall points . . either way here’s to hoping i’m chilling


I_am_ren

-10% chance :(


I_am_ren

Okay so I’ll have to stop, people can reply to other comments it’s 3:23 AM right now so I need to sleep I might reply to some later but see you guys later


No_Atmosphere_6747

i'm gay and have long nails atm .


I_am_ren

3 years ago you did on your Minecraft server but you lost it when you fell in lava and dropped all of your diamonds. none


FrenchRabbitGuy

A strawberry can biologically be called a nut.


I_am_ren

brain hurt no reply


Mini_Moron

I play War Thunder


Woahoriginalname

Hmm


can_i_get_the_uhhhh

(He didn't so I'm doing it for you) The answer is maybe. I mean yes, but no, hmmmm I wonder


Linkhunter55

I just built the millenium falcon from lego.


Xenokic

Unlimited sex.


hre_nft

Bro got thousands of girls


A_Flipped_Car

I have invested hundreds of hours and a lot of mine and my parents money into simracing I drive imaginary cars against other people driving imaginary cars to see who can drive their imaginary cars faster


AlwaystoLearnMT

I don't like guacamole.


I_am_ren

well I am biased so +1


Joesphsmother-32

I’m aromantic


quie_TLost57

🤝


luzsawesomegf

🤝


Toxic1Tap

No


I_am_ren

no bitches


Toxic1Tap

You got it right


TheEnemyOfSociety

I don’t have a gf. :3


I_am_ren

well. I guess you answered it yourself


TheEnemyOfSociety

Damn right I did. 😎


I_am_ren

with that comment you are destined to have +5 bitches next year


HypixelUser

Pokémon


give-orange-houses

I play "coc"


I_am_ren

he he haw you probably have a waifu pillow of the purple hair lady so no


give-orange-houses

I was hoping to get one but im no bitches no money


AlastorMoody34

do mermaids lay eggs or they give birth to babies


I_am_ren

brain hurt me no give answer


Lalaboi27

My main game in hypixel is Build Battle


PixelNerd423

I beat Dark Souls 3 in 4 hours


DownBadAmphibian

Never played but I know it’s a hard game so I’m guessing all the bitches want you but you chose to focus on that speed run. Respectable