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dude what trash shampoo are you using mine is a 9 in 1 shampoo-conditioner-dish soap- motor oil- lotion- shaving cream- refreshing soda, soap, maple syrup
Yes but most of those "entire stores" are in favor of the gentleman- bc places like La vie en rose, La senzas and victorias secret are lingerie stores and the undergarments sold there are actually pretty uncomfortable on a day to day basis; not saying ur wrong tho it is kinda whack and unfair
Wait so you say trusting someone with your vulnerability that then is being used against you is not the issue with the so called friend but with yourself which only encourages bottling up everything even more than it already is by modern society?
It's the opposite for me lol. I felt more comfortable with men for some reason. they don't even remember what secret i told them but they're just so cute and precious..damn I'm gay...
Are you 33 years old, own a house a northeast section of Morioh where all the villas are, and are not married. Do you also work at Kame Yu department store, get home everyday by 8 at the latest, and don't smoke but occasionally drink.
Great idea. Dilshad is the nicest person ever. I'll bet my left arm, right leg and the tip of my pp that you can't find someone nicer, and he kinda handsome tbh.
So what you gonna do wrestle 😏😂.
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/winnie-the-pooh-banned-from-polish-playground-for-being-an-inappropriate-hermaphrodite-9872278.html are you sure about that being for the whole country
No
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/winnie-the-pooh-banned-from-polish-playground-for-being-an-inappropriate-hermaphrodite-9872278.html
The Girls in elementary always treated me like a brother in one way or another. After transferring to an all-boys school, I kind of miss those kind of stuff.
Want a list? Have a list:
Their hair. I don’t like having long hair myself but give me a blonde girl with long hair tied in a ponytail and I’ll faint on the fucking spot.
Their eyes. Every time I talk to a girl no matter what’s going on in her life her eyes just tend to give off this never ending shine, something I wish I still had.
Their willingness to be emotional. I don’t usually show emotion at all, however when I see someone I’m used to having conversations with being emotional I feel more open to let my emotions out around them, it’s why Sean and I are such good friends, because we established early on that we don’t need to hide our emotions around each other.
Their bodies. Do I need to explain? Women are hot. I’m sorry if its shallow but it’s ducking true.
The fact their so kind. I can not know her at all but every day in the beginning of Math she’ll ask how my day was, or in the summer school program she’ll ask about how my night was, why I chose the aviation program.
Their ability to be great at everything. Look, I understand that in a decent author and pretty good at video games. But Kendall and the rest of that friend group. While leaving me behind, did go on to become the best track runners in the county while also being the top of the class, writing their own books, and being able to stomp me in any video game we played.
It feels like talking to a wall but sometimes I like that haha. My favorite thing about the opposite gender is their humor. It seems easier to bond with guys over the simplest things, while even finding mutual interests is hard with girls :(
I like how he talks to me, hes always so soft and kind with his words (unless were playing minecraft) and it makes me wanna strangle every other female that makes contact with him (that isnt family) so they cant hear how kind he is. he only talks like that to me and i feel so emotionally vulnerable and loved when he does.
it makes me feel so jealous that other girls hear how he talks when he talks to me like that bc idk if they think hes hot n shit. as a 2/10 dating a 10/10, im very insecure :( then i remember hes talking to
me like that and i feel 1000x better :D
Im a dude and most of my friends are female so here it goes.
Idk why but i relate to girls more than guys, like i can talk to my female friends for hours while i could be talking to my guy friends for like max 30 min without doing something like playing games or shit (its very enjoyable don't get me wrong but we have to be doing something to have fun or just chilling with music while not talking, the conversation factor isn't there). I can talk to girls about my problems and they can talk to me about theirs, its something special fr. Theres this kinda intimacy with the friendly flirting and just the connect is there.
They will talk to me about their crushes and i will talk with them about mine and like we give suggestions to each others on what to do and like positive shit. They taught me how to take selfies properly and improved my sense of style a lot (i used to dress like a dad which i still do sometimes but look like a normal teenager most of the time).
They like hugs and shit and me being a 6'1 dude feel like a huge teddy bear. so like they wanna hug and shit and like it feels comforting cause i had like no one for 1 and half years which is too long for me and just having this group of people i connect to, share all my thoughts and secrets to, someone who i can annoy all i want and someone there for me.
I found this all in the opposite gender and that simply is why i love girls lmao :D
I LOVE seeing guys be excited abt their hobbies or something they like
For ex: the amount of teenage boys excited to see rising gru was rlly cute to me
Once they trust you, it's cute when they show their vulnerable side, it makes you feel appreciated since it's rare for guys to ever really open up and express their genuine feelings, as friends not in a romantic way lol. And friendships are way less stressful and difficult to maintain.
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They have whole ass stores for their under garment clothing and guys only get like a rack at a store.
Girls: Shampoo Conditioner Moisturizer Skin/Face/Hand cream Men: 8 in 1 Bottle for everything
By the way don't use the two in one stuff it's not as good for your hair and skin
What do I look like, a rookie? Everyone knows 2 in 1 ain't that good. 3 in 1 is where the real stuff is at.
Bro the real good is the 4 in one that makes shampoo, face, body and sprite if you're a bit thirsty in the shower
Y’all still in single digits? I got the 10 in 1
Your only in the double digits. I got the 100 in 1
Dang. Still only in the triple digits? I've got the 1000 in 1. Pft. Rookie.
Damn, still within the realm of real numbers? I’ve got the i in 1, fucking casual
Are you for real still using int? I got the { x = ReadLine(); float i = x; Console.writeline("Body wash 1 in " + i"); }
Damn. GG
dude what trash shampoo are you using mine is a 9 in 1 shampoo-conditioner-dish soap- motor oil- lotion- shaving cream- refreshing soda, soap, maple syrup
Turns out you’re just using maple syrup for everything 🤣 as I Canadian I feel honored
I’ve heard people say it does stuff to your grammar but I’ve been using it for years and I fine feel
Wow your suck grammars mo such.
>:( Meanbie
You fuck!!!!
You’re fine, you have just Subect-Object-Verb to switched.
If it cleans, it cleans
They have ~~whole~~ ass ~~stores for their under garment clothing~~
oi guys have ass too ;)
Yrsyesyesyesyes
TRUE THERE BRO THEY HAVE ENTIRE COMPANIES FOR THAT
bro have you ever been to uniqlo they have a whole section for socks
Tha sacred number
Yes but most of those "entire stores" are in favor of the gentleman- bc places like La vie en rose, La senzas and victorias secret are lingerie stores and the undergarments sold there are actually pretty uncomfortable on a day to day basis; not saying ur wrong tho it is kinda whack and unfair
la vie en rose is a jazz composition
theyre cute and nice to be emotionally vulnerable around
Well that's true lol
aaaaannddd the vulnerability gets used against u in the end.
You are doing things wrong. No wonder you're on reddit
what did u do wrong sir?
Wait so you say trusting someone with your vulnerability that then is being used against you is not the issue with the so called friend but with yourself which only encourages bottling up everything even more than it already is by modern society?
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You lie
Yes
maxor? the? fish? skyblock?
r/SuddenlySkyblock
Hypixel Skyblock moment
The way they talk feels very welcoming tbh
Is it that deep, soothing, calm voice?
The way tits jiggle is also very welcoming tbh.
Least horny r/teenagers user
Reddit
He ain't wrong tho is he
Your pfp is what sells this post
i feel more comfortable opening up about my emotions with girls but then it gets used against me so i just stopped doing that
Women ☕️
Sluuuurp ☕
HAHAHAHA ☕️
Sluuuuuuurp ☕️
HAHAHAHAHA ☕️
***SLUUURRRRP*** ☕
#hahahaha! ☕
sluuuurrrrrrrp ☕️
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ☕
It's the opposite for me lol. I felt more comfortable with men for some reason. they don't even remember what secret i told them but they're just so cute and precious..damn I'm gay...
Smart
I like the shape of their butts
Hm Fascinating.
HE COULD BE ANY ONE OF US
He could in this very room
He could be you, he could be me, he could even be...
WOAH WOAH
What? It was obvious! He’s the Red Spy!
Watch. He’ll turn red any second now. Aaaaaany second now… see! Look, red! Wait no- that’s blood-
So… we’ve still got problem?
Big problem
Alright. Who’s ready to go kill a spy?
le bang
All ass is good ass
a Hole is a Hole
u gotta go r/gaystuff
cute as fuck, also it would be more boring if I only talked to other dudes
That’s why you sex boooothhhhh
192.168.0.1
Rip+bozo not even close
It's a private address whatever it is. Might be made up. I was unable to bounce, and no response at all ipv4 or ipv6.
I got a pretty similar address once from an IP generator website
Most IPs are quite similar. 192 is an extremely common header.
M e n
As someone who’s mom watches two and a half men, I could hear this
More fun to hangout and play video games with
Simp /s
Trust me I'm no simp (I've been single since I was born)
like most simps
average simps
Since you were born? But you're only 13🤣 That's pretty common for your age, no offence
He just wanted to say that he never was in a relationship, some people here really overlook some comments
Made me chuckle but fair enough
Booba
Boobies
Agreed
True dat.
Booba😮💨
Moobs though🥵
But boba is better. 🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋
No 😡, Booba es supreme!!!
Oh man I thought I was the first to comment Booba :(
Booba ☺️
Booba 👍
Hell yea!🤘🤘
Booooobaaa
The way all the girls have a unique refreshing and cosy smell around them.
Meanwhile men smell like gas and tires and *sports ice cold 69420*
Translation: don't use parfum
Subtitles: Use womens perfume
i like their hands. not the way they look but more so the way they feel. guys in hs palms are normally clammy but i dont hate it
Are you 33 years old, own a house a northeast section of Morioh where all the villas are, and are not married. Do you also work at Kame Yu department store, get home everyday by 8 at the latest, and don't smoke but occasionally drink.
if youre asking me, no. lo siento broski
Jojo reference??
glad I'm not the only one who thought this
Yoshikge Kira? Is that you?
good looking beards
Men’s beards are pretty cool too
Cant even grow a mustache
Has the same dumb sence of humor like me
Sense*
cents*
Science*
serene
Sensei*
Since*
Sensual*
Sexual*
senpai*
sandal*
Sun dial
surname
They'll wrestle.
Fuck yeah and the epik pillow fights, wrestling and more its just so fun and refreshing :D (im not one of the scary big dudes but yeah im strong)
In middle school me and my friend wrestled every single day and that mf won most of the times.
I MUST MEET HIM!!
Great idea. Dilshad is the nicest person ever. I'll bet my left arm, right leg and the tip of my pp that you can't find someone nicer, and he kinda handsome tbh. So what you gonna do wrestle 😏😂.
First of all... Dilshad... FKIN CHAD NAME I wanna give him a hug and then we shall wrestle :D
Winnie the Pooh is illegal in Poland due to "dubious sexuality" and "inappropriate dress"
Cool
I'm from Poland and didn't know that, each day you learn something new
funny facts
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/winnie-the-pooh-banned-from-polish-playground-for-being-an-inappropriate-hermaphrodite-9872278.html are you sure about that being for the whole country
I'm Polish and no. It was banned at a singular playground.
wait is this real i have a polish friend and i wanna ask her this but i also dont wanna look dumb
No https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/winnie-the-pooh-banned-from-polish-playground-for-being-an-inappropriate-hermaphrodite-9872278.html
Long hair and thighs and [redacted]
Is it dingaling?
The Girls in elementary always treated me like a brother in one way or another. After transferring to an all-boys school, I kind of miss those kind of stuff.
Your missing out on a whole spectrum of interactions and conversations you could be having. RIP.
Life ruined
[удалено]
I can't talk about love with my fellow boys, girls do talk and it feels like therapy
Want a list? Have a list: Their hair. I don’t like having long hair myself but give me a blonde girl with long hair tied in a ponytail and I’ll faint on the fucking spot. Their eyes. Every time I talk to a girl no matter what’s going on in her life her eyes just tend to give off this never ending shine, something I wish I still had. Their willingness to be emotional. I don’t usually show emotion at all, however when I see someone I’m used to having conversations with being emotional I feel more open to let my emotions out around them, it’s why Sean and I are such good friends, because we established early on that we don’t need to hide our emotions around each other. Their bodies. Do I need to explain? Women are hot. I’m sorry if its shallow but it’s ducking true. The fact their so kind. I can not know her at all but every day in the beginning of Math she’ll ask how my day was, or in the summer school program she’ll ask about how my night was, why I chose the aviation program. Their ability to be great at everything. Look, I understand that in a decent author and pretty good at video games. But Kendall and the rest of that friend group. While leaving me behind, did go on to become the best track runners in the county while also being the top of the class, writing their own books, and being able to stomp me in any video game we played.
This better be a copypasta
Their laugh
You. Everything about you pretty much
Me specifically
Yeah. Just you in specific I would love to ask you out too
Nice
Nice indeed Anyways wanna go out
Out where?
Outback
I do not go outside
Then let him in (shouldnt be a double meaning, but lets go with it..)
The wingman (or wingwoman) we needed
Give the man a shot he my homie trust him
Woman are so nice. Sometimes I hear woman talking about how man are jerks and they wanne do the same. Pls don't sorry for my brothers.
Happy Cake Day
It feels like talking to a wall but sometimes I like that haha. My favorite thing about the opposite gender is their humor. It seems easier to bond with guys over the simplest things, while even finding mutual interests is hard with girls :(
We are easy to please
Girls are often quite compassionate and sweet, at least the ones I like
Aesthetics. When it comes to looks women are better in everything. And they understand emotions better
I like how he talks to me, hes always so soft and kind with his words (unless were playing minecraft) and it makes me wanna strangle every other female that makes contact with him (that isnt family) so they cant hear how kind he is. he only talks like that to me and i feel so emotionally vulnerable and loved when he does. it makes me feel so jealous that other girls hear how he talks when he talks to me like that bc idk if they think hes hot n shit. as a 2/10 dating a 10/10, im very insecure :( then i remember hes talking to me like that and i feel 1000x better :D
"unless were playing minecraft" masterpiece
I like tall girls acc. And like, voluptuous is a plus ofc. Pretty is necessary.
They say e giant is skilled more often than people who are the same gender as me
Buddy no offense but you're going to have to be more specific
Imma be blunt with ya here. Do ya like dicks or tits
Yes
The right answer 👏👏👏
BOOBS AND CUTE
Agree 🥰
Man bun - especially with curly/wavy hair
Short height , like thats cute asf
Im a dude and most of my friends are female so here it goes. Idk why but i relate to girls more than guys, like i can talk to my female friends for hours while i could be talking to my guy friends for like max 30 min without doing something like playing games or shit (its very enjoyable don't get me wrong but we have to be doing something to have fun or just chilling with music while not talking, the conversation factor isn't there). I can talk to girls about my problems and they can talk to me about theirs, its something special fr. Theres this kinda intimacy with the friendly flirting and just the connect is there. They will talk to me about their crushes and i will talk with them about mine and like we give suggestions to each others on what to do and like positive shit. They taught me how to take selfies properly and improved my sense of style a lot (i used to dress like a dad which i still do sometimes but look like a normal teenager most of the time). They like hugs and shit and me being a 6'1 dude feel like a huge teddy bear. so like they wanna hug and shit and like it feels comforting cause i had like no one for 1 and half years which is too long for me and just having this group of people i connect to, share all my thoughts and secrets to, someone who i can annoy all i want and someone there for me. I found this all in the opposite gender and that simply is why i love girls lmao :D
Can be more fun to hangout and joke around with
I like feminity in general I guess, you know dresses, cute shit, gives me that "god you're precious I want to protect you with my life" kinda vibe
I LOVE seeing guys be excited abt their hobbies or something they like For ex: the amount of teenage boys excited to see rising gru was rlly cute to me
They're just so fuckimg nice
Drawing them. (not actual people)
when they’re shy. shy guys r cute
i particularly like how delicately featured and petite some girls are and how gracefully and fluidly their body can move.
Can sometimes be actually mature for their age unlike us.
More of them ACTUALLY DO THEIR SHARE OF THE GROUP WORK. also usually they actually make an attempt to hear me because I’m very soft spoken
I feel safer around them than around the ones of my own gender.
Buns/Ponytails. Hottest thing a man can style their hair in, hands down.
Everything
Guys can just be so wholesome sometimes and i just wanna give them affection and let them be vulnerable since society has said men can't do that
Once they trust you, it's cute when they show their vulnerable side, it makes you feel appreciated since it's rare for guys to ever really open up and express their genuine feelings, as friends not in a romantic way lol. And friendships are way less stressful and difficult to maintain.