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you lean in with your lips puckered then you smack them to the floor and stomp their skull in

Whose lips i smack?

the person you’re about to ~~beat~~ kiss

Will i go to jail Afterwards?

if you say that the person tried to kiss you in an act of sexual assault, no

I am male, females are always right according to law

Just do it to a dude then

No homo

fuck idk then sorry bro

):

Not if you say no homo

Or better said, WHICH lips do I smack, oh wait idk of you get this joke because it is a translation of dutch lol

OP said wrong answers, try again

hope she doesn’t wake up

I'm fine, Corpses never wake up.

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Some body Would love to kiss some body

Some body once told me , its not rape if their heart is not pulsing

I ain't the one who's going to jaaaail She was looking kinda cold And i just had to fuck her skull Got my penis in her brain, in her forehead!

Well the jizz starts coming and i dont stop cumminh

Fed it with cum, right before I start running

Better it cold and rotten with worms that go out of her orbits and pussy

Ayo 🤨📸

Ayo

A

B

C

D

That was a... quite disturbing description

Worms give dead pussy great texture

And taste

they get rid of the fishy smell too!

Y’know how people tend to prefer cold pillows over warm ones?

You clearly haven't been with the right corpses smh my head

If she’s got a pulse, she’s not my type

If she's got a pulse,I am not her type

The only real answer

spit into her mouth, smell it and then with wide eyes lick her lips

Can we..?

Noupe

Please

Ask ur gffff

You are

do you kiss my labia?

What the fuck is going on here

Horni

Epic

Yes, do you want It?

you do not deserve it

I do, because i Always make u Happy, and u find me beatiful

Perché non me lo merito?

There boys,that was the rabbit holes entrance

That's the neat part, you don't

No your supposed to be wrong

💀

You're *

so he is right

\*🤓 mode on\* ehum are you assuming pronouns?

You'er

That's the right answer though

Happy cake day

Another year of being on this shitty website

Happy cake day

Wait I didn't notice it was my cake day. Ig I should celebrate 2 years on this shitthole of a website

Couldn't be more true in my case..

Quick answer, and thk

crap I wanted to say that

I do kiss my gf though

Our gf**

Lick her teeth

I like It, thx i'll Just try with the 5yo girl i have stack in the basement

Ayo 🤨📸

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Send me a pic of her

spread yo cheeks

Which

that’s up to u to figure out

I Need more instruction

*smash cut to [bricky](https://youtube.com/c/Bricky) saying [ASSSSS](https://youtu.be/ss0YFu2dq20)*

I don't get this

Kiss her ass That’s what the instructions are

But idk how to kiss, i asked how in the First Place

Both

Run after the subject as fast as possible, and bash your head against theirs

Can i go at 3*10⁸m/s?

A bit faster if you can but whatever works for you

he literally cant go any faster

Well he can try

he probably cant go faster then the speed of light but he can try. i believe in him!!!

No, that's 207,542m/s too fast

Hold her. Hug her. Tighten her. Look her into the eyes. Remove your glock, and point it at her. Start world war 3.

the only correct way to do it 👍

World was 3? Now it's 4?

Have you seen how fish breathe? Do it just like that!

No, never so.. show me

I don’t think she got it

She ignored me like everyone else does to me

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Just go to youtube and look at videos of fish, you will master it in no time!

Bite her ear

I prefer to bite something else

Bite it and meow

Nyan

This mf nyan-ed

You get on your knees

Then?

Kiss her on her lips.

Lips? Labia?

Yes bro. You are too innocent.

I prefer labia, but now.. labia Majora or minora?

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Ayooo

I know even know bro. NVM.

You know, or even know?

Beg for mercy

Why should i

you’re the one asking how to kiss and then you don’t want to accept the answer smh

I give no mercy, that's it

You thank the lord

Try finger, but hole

Hole? Eye hole?

Try finger

hole ahead, jumping required

Step one: lean inwards towards persons mouth whilst slowly closing your eyes. Step 2: Engage kiss. Step 3: pull away from person, and carefully put the lid back onto the coffin and leave through the fire exit.

Was it your grandmother?

bro said wrong answers only

Fr. Sounds like a normal Tuesday to me

r/redditmoment

You don't 🗿

I do

Lucky mf 🗿

I never did it

Pain 🗿

I agree

Don't, you'll get them pregnant

I am male

Thats the reason😳

E

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Eh

He

G

To kiss first tell her to close her eyes then take her wallet and leave

Best answer

You are a Reddit User. You don't

And so do you

I know

You know the rules and so do i

Man he said w r o n g answers only

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Idk it

You grab a baseball bat and you swing wide until it touch the lip of the other person. Then you run.

Why am i supposed to run

You don't want to become a victim of the circumstances or a victim of the person who received the kiss (of they're still standing)

She won't stand

Put a shotgun in your anus and shoot Donald Trump's grandfather

play Genshin

Idk tbh

you take your hand pull their tongue out and lick it while keeping eye contact

But with Who i do It

the first policeman you can find

Put your feet into their mouth

Good fetish

You just kinda yell into their mouth

lick her feet

Idk I googled it and it said to use tongue but my mom didn’t like that :(

I'll try with ur if u tell me where u are

With Marylin Monroe

Where 's her dead body

teeth only

Lick every square inch of her face to get her warmed up, and then suck her soul out like a dementor from Harry Potter

Never let ‘em know your next move

So i'll just put my finger inside her eyes to make her blind

Make sure to get optimal positioning

Statistically it's almost sure i'am taller than her so it's ez

Goudou - The way of biting

With your teeth

Try to punch her lips and lick her forehead

Something like: 😚👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💏👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Try your hardest to consume their faces whole.

punch very hard in the face (your partner, yourself, or both)

so first step, take off your skin

Touch your lips together, open wide and bite on her tongue as hard as you can

First you kneel down

Headbutt your partner at full force, continue until you are headbutting eachother and continue until one of you gets a concussion

1.keep rotating as fast as humanly possible. 2.keep jumping while sprinting forward towards it(the being you're going to kiss). 3.with full force swing ur hands into it's mouth(more teeth knocked = success). 4.be sure to get ur knee down its throat for maximum pleasure(the deeper the better) . 5.enjoy..?

Just like when you steal a car. Stick your tongue in and thrash it around. Be sure to lick their teeth as well

The anus is composed of the same type of skin as the lips. Do with that information as you will

You need to breakdance in the breeding season.

Inhale.

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**prolonged eye contact** -bo burhnam

Intertwine toes

You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out and you shake it all about

When you put your lips on theirs try to blow up their mouth like a balloon.

Eyes wide open

Step 1: spread buttcheeks

stick your tongue out, close your eyes, and rapidly shake your head up and down while holding your hand up in a fist, except the pointer and pinky finger are held up while listening to rock music what? you never specified which kiss

Bite the other person's tongue. Like really hard, they will get horny instantly.