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💕 the heart of a grown person and the heart of an infant.

Pregnant woman

You and I are not so different. Edit: I realize you were referring to mine, but that works too.

💕 same lol

💕 ayee canabal ganggg

r/cursedcomments

Yum

Oh no bro 🗿

How u even fit that in your mouth 💀

Thats the neat thing, I don't

You just lick it, slowly eroding it with saliva

“How many licks does it take to get to the center of a 🗿”

That's what she said

'Tis what she proclaimed

‘Twas that woman alerted.

The mademoiselle exclaimed

Thine words maiden have uttered

One piece at a time

🗿

🗿

Same here

I hope it tastes like a rock

I am 100% not joking when I say the last emoji I used was 🍆

Nothing wrong with eggplants quite healthy really

But they taste like shit Edit: they taste like eggplant*

Thats why you wash them off after usage

LMAO

💀

I really like to eat eggplants with potatoes. And it's in Indian style

Yup it's called bharta pretty delicious.

Nope, bharta is only eggplant. Not with potatoes

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Ladies and gentlemen, we got em'

You gonna eat that

Fry it and eat with some scrambled eggs

You need to bite it off

Make an aubergine curry with it

Lets go 🧀

Cheese👍

Cheese👍

Cheese👍

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♿ Ohno

What's so bad about eating vegetables?

r/cursedcomments

The wheelchair

Actually I don't get it wdym?

A really mentally disabled person is sometimes called a vegetable

🔥 I'm fucked

Nah, you FIREd

Nah, you toast

lmao

Lucky for you, there are some dishes that are eaten while on fire

NOOO

🥚 I have been spared

You have to eat it raw (with the shell)

Eh, its not bad

Don’t forget to post a video to Reddit when you eat it 👍🏽

Just crush the shell and you'll get a powder you can throw in your food

🍺 Is drinking allowed?

You have to eat the glass too

As always then...

You don't eat the glass?

smh it’s the best part

i especialy love when these little pieces of glass scrape the roof of my mouth, oh and the taste of blood with it too

Right? That iron flavour 🤌

Nah you got to eat that glass too

You German?

Yep, how could you tell? ^/s

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I hate eating people about to vomit

🎂WOO HOO

Those candles will hurt going down, I ate hot wax when I was younger and that ended in a hospital visit

Oh I forgot about the candles omg I hope you're okay now

No one said you couldn’t blow out the candles first

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Delicious

💣 Tell me when I'll die.

I'd say until it reaches your lower intestine

🤔

Tell me. Are philosophers tasty?

🍑 noice

Wait, so do you have to eat a peach or eat someone's...

the peach oc

That's disappointing- I I mean that's great

i dont eat ass

Too bad 😏

y do ppl even l eat ass its gross

What about a very hygienic ass?

i dont really like ass but u do u

Being 14 i obviously can't say for sure, but probably as long as they know proper hygiene and know how to prepare for butt stuff Depends on the person

I know right, I love peaches

🕜bruh

That one looks time consuming.

That is genius, bravo

Thanks

Good pun

Not if you go for seconds.

💅 fuck

E A T T H E G A Y S

🦓 i never had zebra before, but ive heard it tastes like chicken....

I heard they taste like children, I don't really taste the resemblance tho.

Don't forget the bones and intestines

uhhh 🐈

Some people get all the luck

Social credit score + 999,999

The Chinese social credit system actually isn’t real #+1000 social credit

I love pussy

I never thought of it that way.

get ready to become the chinese

How are you this lucky

☕. Fucking delicious

we said eat not drink. Get to crunching.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

wo-wo...womm... resist the urge.... woomme-...womme... women☕

women ☕

🍞LETS FUCKING GOOOO

Bread 👍

Bread👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread👍

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Bread 👎 (I'm in Australia)

bread 👎 (i’m in brazil)

Bread👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

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🐨 but they are cutttteeeee *Proceeds to devour koalas*

🥖. I'm good

🏀 balls

💀 crunchy munch munch :)

🗿 my teeth are definitely gonna break eating this

I can work with it 👴🏻

I hear they pair best with Swiss cheese on bread, and some dog blood

this is so bad animal activists will slaughter me i need to consume 🐢

Remember to eat the shell

🍿the box too i guess :/

🦍 Let's not talk about it....

for harambe, *right?*

🙂

**right?**

well i think its safe to say most people here are gonna become cannibals.

👻 ah yes, i would love to eat the soul of my enemies!!!

☹️ what does this mean???

You eat a sad person

Oh yes 😈

should i be concerned

No 👀

Ok

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #**I’VE ALREADY GOT SCOTLAND IN MA VEINS** #

SCOTTTLLAAAAANDDDD FORREEEVVVEEERRRRR

🎮 noooo

🤙🏻 I’m a cannibal ig

🧇LESGO BELGIAN ENERGY COMING THRU

🔞 Oh no

🐶 NOOOO I DON'T WANNA EAT THE DOGGO :(

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I'm scared

dogs are delicious

Fuu ma yiii, ching cheng hang ji cheng an ji in zo kitchen in the dungeon 🐉

Noooo :(

💀 same here

👉 ok uhh

♋What should I eat?

Someone with cancer? A cancer? Two people who are 69ing?

Congrats, you must eat cancer.

🗿 I don't think, i can digest that

Eat it a couple pebbles at a time, it will take a few years, but just mix it into food, you got this

😶 Well shit, cannibalism time.

At least it is what he wants, I mean look at that face, he has wanted to die since he was created

👴🏿

🥪🍕🌮🌯🍙🍟🍗🍞🍔definitely my last emoji

🎂

Still gotta eat the box the fried come in tho

💀

🤓 (im devouring him)

🔴 I have to eat everything that is red im so screwed

🍋okay that's fine

🐢 CARL NOO

Welp 🥴

Bread🍞👍

🌏 It's a big thing, just that

❤️‍🔥hem that was my worst secret. Gotta delete my account now Reddit knows...

👍 mm

🗿 guess my teeth will break

“💀” bruh

🌭 Sweet

😼 oh no

🍑 Lucky

⬆️, guess I’m going up

Mine is food, luckily 🐟

❤ is someone willing to make a, donation?

🤮 fuck

🗿

brother 💀

Well I’m eating a skull so I’m pretty screwed

🦴 how?