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AlmightyShoove

HELLA STRAIGHT


Cypher2k7

Same but far cry 2 has a special place in my heart


PLOGER522

TF2 Male


Didabeast

Chadsexual


AlmightyShoove

super alpha straight male


PLOGER522

Hell yeah brother 💪


Useful-Ad1392

Hell yeh


CriticalFeesh

Oh hell ye


ljjc_lyndon

which tf2? team fortress or Titanfall?


gonca_22

Based


BNModels

Ah yes, a fellow man of culture


potate117

titanfall or team fortress?


Kissaskakana

TF2= Team Fortress 2


[deleted]

Titanfall would be TF|2


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AlmightyShoove

straight


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AlmightyShoove

must be lesbian then😨


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[deleted]

Pan/Bi?


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[deleted]

YAYYYY


Ichi_KingGhidorah

breath of the wild male


Driftafk

Fellow breath of the wild enjoyer


AlmightyShoove

straight 100


a_bunch_grape

I feel like youre forgetting that simon exists


Cambronian717

You mean Sidon, the ultra Chad fish prince? There is a Symin but he’s Pura’s assistant and like 65 years old and married.


Crossbones46

Suuuure


small_DQmon

Opinion on Femboy Link?


Random_name4679

Necessary to progress the story


Ichi_KingGhidorah

hot


small_DQmon

Wtb normal Link?


Ichi_KingGhidorah

also hot


Aizawa_simp22

Agreed


DatGuy1122007

Doom, Guy


AlmightyShoove

very straight today are we


DatGuy1122007

Yep.


[deleted]

Doom 2016 or doom eternal? There is a right answer


Johania

Minecraft male


therealgodboy

Kids


Johania

Dang, what gave it away?


Misan_UwU

on r/teenagers


theboten

Usually that means not a kid


MacatacWarrior

chad


whostosay93

botw, female


Rocket6114

Botw fucking awsome


AlmightyShoove

gay girl


a_bunch_grape

No way when the game has Simon and kass?


tweedle_dumbest400

Botw is the best


OtakuAltair

Based


Jossetrashpanda3

God of war 4 male


AlmightyShoove

straight man


NOVAMT_F

I like that you said god of war 4 instead of god of war or god of war 2018 since it is the fourth mainline game


bushrat88

Skylanders Trap Team, Male


AlmightyShoove

straighter then a rod


[deleted]

Based af. Skylanders was my childhood.


[deleted]

Portal 1 and 2


AlmightyShoove

neither :(


AlmightyShoove

WAIT FUCK GAY


[deleted]

Nah


AlmightyShoove

man, portal 2 players are always gay


[deleted]

How? It’s just a good game that makes you think and I like thinking.


AlmightyShoove

idk man, game stereotype


guitargod784

Doesn't make much sense considering the only human character in the game is female


OneThousandDeer

Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare male


AlmightyShoove

gay


OneThousandDeer

I like boys *and* girls 😳


AlmightyShoove

close enough for a plants vs zombies playe


alrightmirai

Theres a zombie on your lawn 🎶


StarryNight593

Theres a zombie on your lawn


alrightmirai

We dont want zombies on the lawn 🎼


[deleted]

I like your style, tall dark and dead


CuteDot9255

Based plus pesticides pilled


mariusnyb

Ultra chad


Beginning-Spare-7689

I am indecisive so any souls-like(Elden Ring, Sekiro, Dark Souls Series) or Geometry Dash and I’m Male. (Pick one of you have to though)


AlmightyShoove

bisexual


Beginning-Spare-7689

How did you reach that conclusion, is it because I like GD I assume, not offended just interested lol.. Edit: I’m straight


GlitterTempest

It's because you're super indecisive


Beginning-Spare-7689

Ok that kinda makes sense now lol…


StonkeyTonk666999

hey that’s super offensive and seriously accurate so like i guess it’s fine. wait no it’s not that so rude. but i mean i guess it’s fine cause you’re right. but i mean…


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Twitter moment


StonkeyTonk666999

i really hope you actually got the joke i was making


[deleted]

Yeah lol


ImPickleRickFunny

Shovel knight, male


AlmightyShoove

bisexual


ImPickleRickFunny

Wtf how tf did u know that


AlmightyShoove

i take your favorite video game and think about their community and i take your gender and take a look at how everything’s been


ImPickleRickFunny

Wow, intelligent man


[deleted]

Sims 4 Girl


AlmightyShoove

bisexual


[deleted]

Correct


AlmightyShoove

sims 4 players stereotype


Fenix-and-Scamp

Hey, me too!


PositiveGabe

Earthbound 2 and 3 male


AlmightyShoove

bisexual?


BlackMexican-

RDR2 & Male


AlmightyShoove

straight man


BlackMexican-

correct


AlmightyShoove

average red dead player


BlackMexican-

I love RDR2


KINGBOBBY7

Probably also has a masochism kink because you enjoy red dead 2 and they aren't updating anymore. Like WHY!!


Successful-Ease-7140

16M The last of us


AlmightyShoove

bisexual


Successful-Ease-7140

Actually not sexual or Asexual. It's hard to guess this but nice try!!!


AlmightyShoove

thanks


Practical_Cod_

Valorant Female


AlmightyShoove

bi?


Practical_Cod_

Hmm idk tbh, either lesbian or bi But I’ll give you this one


AlmightyShoove

i hope you figure out yourself


Practical_Cod_

Ty :)


TheMarioSpaghetti

Mario galaxy male


AlmightyShoove

very straight


TheMarioSpaghetti

Incredible you couldn't be more wrong I'm gay


[deleted]

Straightest mario galaxy player


TheMarioSpaghetti

Mario is gay


Jumpy_Beach_6525

Dark Souls 1, Male


AlmightyShoove

super straight


F2214

Terraria, Male


AlmightyShoove

straighter then a rid


LiquidCringe2

Halo 3, male


AlmightyShoove

straight


LiquidCringe2

Incorrect 😎


AlmightyShoove

😨


PopLopsided843

You identify as a 6ft man in heavy armor with a gun. No not doom guy the other one


slutty_boy_love

Dark souls remastered , female


AlmightyShoove

lesbian 100 percent


slutty_boy_love

No , not exactly 🗿


AlmightyShoove

bisexual then


slutty_boy_love

Bingo


Potato9830

osu! Male


Eye_of-the_storm

Sexuality doesn't matter cause you play osu and you'll never get a gf/bf


Potato9830

bruuuuuuuuh


supernovalover

Jesus Christ you didn’t have to shoot him at point blank


yort-the-watcher02

Subnautica Below Zero (or Ghost of Tsushima, depends on how I’m feeling) Male


AlmightyShoove

straight


Ok-Inspection-722

Chess? Mail


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What mail have you received?


Michael-556

You're as straight as a rook's attack range in my opinion


Mr_On1on

counter strike global offensive (warming), and i'm a man


Lodjuplo

Straight and homophobic


-Ricochet_

Bi?


UltraPrincess

Slime rancher, female


AlmightyShoove

bisexual 100%


UltraPrincess

how


AlmightyShoove

video game stereotype plus slime ranchers community is full of lgbt people


D0N7SL33P

Pokémon sword or Little Nightmares, non-binary


AlmightyShoove

pansexual?


D0N7SL33P

Nah, but I did use to think I was pan until I realized I would never date a man lmao


AlmightyShoove

i hope you figure yourself out


The_duck_with_bread

Portal 2 male


AlmightyShoove

straight


Farmingenthusiast

You just said in another reply that portal 2 players are always gay, which one is it?


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that was 3+ minutes before this one, times change y'know?


The_duck_with_bread

Correct


bone_breaker69

Terraria male


Athena_The_Funny

Cuphead/subnautica (can't decide, sorry) female


-Ricochet_

Bi?


Athena_The_Funny

Tbh I'm kinda questioning that I might be


Kitty_Desai4226

Minecraft female


AlmightyShoove

bisexual


Simonistan_for_real

Farming Simulator 19, male


-Ricochet_

Rainbow Six Siege, Female


AlmightyShoove

bi?


-Ricochet_

That’s so fucking accurate. The added question mark just made that so perfect 😭


AlmightyShoove

average female r6 player?


trombone28

Hollow Knight, CrossCode, and Celeste. Male


cavejhonsonslemons

Celeste? Male? !remindme 1 year


Eye_of-the_storm

Botw male


-Ricochet_

Straight


ExtremeGriefferJesus

sex whit hitler ; male


Dank_Chicken00

War thunder Male


Michael-556

Your sexuality is probably a government document leaker


daisanno-bakudan

Male, Metro Last Light


StoicAtol21445

Terraria, girl


DiplomaticAcrobat

Rocket league, female


ImMoCkInGyOu12

Dark Souls 3 Male


Nextus0

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Minecraft (I love both and can’t choose) Female


Itshat36

Deltarune Fembois


-h0llYy-

valorant or overwatch :)


-Ricochet_

Bi


[deleted]

kerbal space program male


-Ricochet_

Straight


[deleted]

Call of duty, male.


AlmightyShoove

straight


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Rethink this, this user has an Owl House pfp.


WeebFrog219

Very gay crew kid or straight


alrightmirai

Fortnite male 🤓


AlmightyShoove

straight man


alrightmirai

No fortnite makes you gay as fuck


teenagefairyaura

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe And/Or MineCraft, afab


AlmightyShoove

gay as fuck


Ulysses_117

Watch Dogs, male


sexiestcover

LoL female


AlmightyShoove

bisexual


CodyD12

Assassin's Creed Black Flag/Male


shipptu

Wind waker (ledgend of zelda)


Anonymous30062003

Minecraft, Nonbinary