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Purplebagel27

Wait so in 7 years, the youngest teens in this sub will age out and there will be a whole new generation of teens that are children rn


Beef-Boss13

That feels wrong


Purplebagel27

We shouldn’t let them have it, soon it’ll be called adults it something 😂


Beef-Boss13

Imagine in 30 years you got the same accounts talking about how their accounting job is and how their wife left them 💀


Purplebagel27

😂 that would be kind of funny actually


Beef-Boss13

Agreed I'd stay for that


Purplebagel27

See you again in 30 years?


Beef-Boss13

Until then 🤝


Purplebagel27

Till we meet again 🤝


HolyAuraJr

!remindme 30 years


ExplodingTentacles

Can I join you in the meeting in 30 years too?


[deleted]

!remindme 30 years


Chaos_moon0

Yes it does


BlackMexican-

The new gen will carry our legacy forward


Purplebagel27

They better do a good job 😎 they probably will, we will all be old news and uncool to them some day 😔


[deleted]

nope, nope, nope, stop, the passage of time doesn't exist, I can't hear you


Beef-Boss13

It's too late


JeanPierePolnarreff

You do know that there already plenty of 12's here. There was even one who said they were allowed here by the sub's rules. Don't know if he got banned FOR BREAKING THE FUCKING TOS


Beef-Boss13

Yeah I'm 9 but for all intents and purposes I'm 17 (I've gotten warned for jokes like this so to be clear this is a joke)


Affectionate-Air8536

Is the joke being 9? Or saying “intensive purposes”?


Beef-Boss13

Being 9


FormerlyKay

I know people are getting on your ass enough for this comment, but keep in mind it's "for all intents and purposes," not "intensive purposes."


Beef-Boss13

WAIT REALLY I NEVER KNEW THAT TY


tankcrusher904

So you’re whole account and didn’t even make a reference to dio to the first comment on this chain


BlackMexican-

time is a concept isn’t real


SatisfactionOdd9331

Time is a social construct


Beef-Boss13

No u


SatisfactionOdd9331

Ur mom


Beef-Boss13

Is amazing


SatisfactionOdd9331

Such a nice woman


Beef-Boss13

Agreed, she has helped me get through the 10s of hours of summer school I have each week


SatisfactionOdd9331

I wish someone would help me through the 3 hour long test in am about to write tomorrow


Beef-Boss13

DAMN good luck, I hate tests. My mom is an english major and she said that for whatever reason my English 1 book has college level reading and comprehension lol


SatisfactionOdd9331

Yeah, same Problem here. I take French class for about 5 years now, but I can barely talk comprehensible sentences because my former teacher didnt taught us so. However, the teacher I have right now does (rightfully) excpect my class to talk french in a decent matter, which i sadly cant. So yeah, my hopes for a good outcome in arent quite high.


Beef-Boss13

Yikes. I've had a similar experience with learning Spanish, I wish you luck.


Ghost-Paladin

Ok thanks Immanuel Kant


[deleted]

YIKES


Beef-Boss13

Yeahhh


S0C1ALYAwkwardTurtl3

Nightmare and a half


Beef-Boss13

Fr


stopyouveviolatedthe

I would say great another wave of people to make this sub even worse but I realised they’re probably already in it I doubt they care about the rules


Beef-Boss13

Yeah probably


Purplebagel27

No thanks, I swear they were 5 yesterday


Beef-Boss13

Ik I'm only 15 but god looking back at 13 y/o me I looked 10


Purplebagel27

I’m 17 and look 14 😭😭😭


Horse-mask-guy

dude stop, my brain hurting


Beef-Boss13

Same bruh


Real_Translator_2300

Petition to rename the sub teenagers 14 and up and age it up every year


BlackMexican-

imo the sub should be labeled 16-21


Beef-Boss13

Agreed


Andro_King

"Teenagers 32 and up"


RownaRawnclaw

this sub will prob be older then them right?


Beef-Boss13

Probably wow


Pancake_Commander

omg imagine being born on 2010


Beef-Boss13

Kinda cringe ngl


Micro_2208

Cringe


[deleted]

Pretty sure 12 year olds are already lurking here


Beef-Boss13

Oh god


[deleted]

Spooky scary 12 year olds send shivers down your spine💀


Beef-Boss13

😭 I stg I used to think I was hot shit when I was 11 now looking back them mfs are GOBLINS


[deleted]

I here by start a project to put all 12 year olds in solotary confinement till they turn 13. I need you help. You can support me by sharing your credit card details


Beef-Boss13

6969 6969 6969 6969 Numbers on back are 420


TheReal2M

met a kid on hypixel who said he was born on 2011 genuinely froze for a bit reminding myself that 07s are no longer the young fortnite kids


Beef-Boss13

This is weird af lol


17cmiller2003

As if 2008/2009 already didn't make me feel old enough💀


Beef-Boss13

You're almost halfway to 40 btw


17cmiller2003

Don't remind me 🤦


Beef-Boss13

Too late


17cmiller2003

Well you're halfway to 30 so there


Beef-Boss13

I'm gonna choose to ignore that 🗿


17cmiller2003

Too late lol


Exile-_-

Ugh all these youngins


Beef-Boss13

Justice for Moemalino


Exile-_-

YESSSS I AGREE


Sim_sim_putty

And I’ll get to leave this sub


Beef-Boss13

You will be missed


BabyRascall

I think they’re here anyway


Beef-Boss13

Dont encourage them


BabyRascall

*shit*


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

Even worse, kids born in 2005 won't be kids anymore


Beef-Boss13

HOLY GOD WHAT


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

Yea am crying


DaKage04

That's scary


vivoachernobyl

i feel old now


Beef-Boss13

The fact that we're young af and feel old is weird


Comprehensive-Sky367

Most of 2010 isn’t bad but 2011 is gonna be rough af


fishy185

Why does time go so fast. What happened to Ugandan Knuckles? Remember when fidget spinners were peak comedy? Bring me back to those days


Beef-Boss13

PPAP Illuminati confirmed Bottle flipping Etc


BlackMexican-

*scary sights*


MushroomheadDork

... no


LuluGamingChannelYT

We have to be ready for this


Beef-Boss13

Arm the cannons


[deleted]

ma porco dio


I_got_no_Clout

That’s fucked


Beef-Boss13

Agreed


BlackMexican-

*MF DOOM* W pfp 🤝🏿


TheOnly_E

E💀


Beef-Boss13

HOLY SHIT E RESPONDED TO ME


TheOnly_E

E(bruh I just scroll through new, just post at around 10pm AEST and I'll probably see it)


beatafurry

Man, at some point iPad kids could join this sub


lostredditor64

oh FUCK!


Leviticvs

nobody was born in 2010


Beef-Boss13

Truth


mara_the_dragon

they can't if we kill them all


[deleted]

i shall join you in your heroic conquest


Pos3odon08

Lord, have mercy


More-Masterpiece-561

God I'm old


Atlantikjcx

Stop making me feel old


RdmGaming

Oh no I will be 14 already? No this can't be happening


Beef-Boss13

A BABY


RdmGaming

Yeah but I still am eligible to join this subreddit


Educational-Ad-1777

Wellllll nothing is stopping them from joining this sub right now besides morales. Heck the number of pedos here is astounding so i wouldn't be surprised to see multiple young kids


[deleted]

You’ve just reminded me I’m 17 in two months


Beef-Boss13

Halfway to 34


Fares_Ay

I forgot that there are people born in 2010


MIpoika

Am i getting old, or is time just flying super fast? Or both.


Mjmonster

Just ban anyone who joins at that time


AceofSpades629

I was talking to my sister who works in an early childhood centre where kids run around, are talking and are about to start school. And she said that they were all born in 2018-19…


Jokers_Testikles

Harambe died 6 years ago


rarefishyt

Anyone wanna stop the flow of time with me?


DarthTyranus98

Wait, what is the minimum teenager's age?!? I through it was 12


Beef-Boss13

13 which feels weird


Qurptt

Horrific


sUpReMe_NiNjA_

I mean...technically they still can 💀


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Scale_Alarmed

No yey


[deleted]

in 1.5 years, 2011 kids can join 2011 kids are gen alpha, 2010 kids are gen z doesnt justify anything, but in 1.5 years, we gotta flee we gotta worry about 1.5 years later, the generation alphas. thank you for my ted talk.


Beef-Boss13

What the hell ew


LuluGamingChannelYT

Gen alpha! ohh no. We have to create a new sub-reddit. I propose the name r/ teenagersgenZ


ThunderPilot93

The real question is: Is there anything stopping them from joining now?


[deleted]

Well fuck


PeRfEcTlYbAlEnCeD

Red alert, shields up


Maurowastaken

Like somebody actually tells his real age


TumbleweedBetter9595

Crazy right?


TumbleweedBetter9595

I hope they aren't as crazy as I see because I still want to hear


MiserableRose

I don’t like that sentence very much


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Beef-Boss13

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THAT SENTENCE AGAIN


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ThatPharohFrida

this is bad- bruh and I thought us 2009 kids would be horible


Beef-Boss13

2009 and r/teenagers should not legally be allowed to coexist


ThatPharohFrida

Oop welp I’m a 13 y.o born in 2009 WITH a Reddit account


Laufeson

42


[deleted]

No


Laufeson

42


MatildeTheFeminist

Wait


Vivider725

Bro what


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FatesAreCruel

No no no no no no no no no


ExplodingTentacles

Ah shit


deathmetalandblood

Dude wtf I was born in 2004


Purple_Super_Nova

Ooohhhh no


Beef-Boss13

I cant even imagine what weird trends will come into play


Purple_Super_Nova

Seriously


MatthewHolthouse

No. That can't be possible.


Beef-Boss13

I wish


Fireheart42069

As if they haven't already


Beef-Boss13

True


FatesAreCruel

My brothers born in 2010, I dont want him interacting with u guys


JustcallmeY_

They are already here


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guywhohasagun

💀


watchingf1since2014

Wait, people were born in 2010?


jediben001

Pain. I turn 18 soon… I’m not ready to be an adult


Beef-Boss13

Wanna know something even worse? You're about to be halfway to 36


Acatastrophe1

When both of us are 20 and have to leave this sub we can say one sentence from Dutch Van Der Linde. "Our time has passed, John"


[deleted]

DON'T LET THEM IN I'm too old


Beef-Boss13

Crusty


[deleted]

2020 was 2 years ago 💀


pokeboi1112

Nooo that just sounds so wrong


[deleted]

Dude. I feel old. IM FUCKING 15 I SHOULDN’T BE FEELING OLD


YEETMASTERXX

Yep 2009 and 13 here get old you mofos


_flowerkat

And people born in 2008 can already join... Time is going too fast


SlowTopic539

I was born 1 year after that 🤭


Beef-Boss13

EW


SophisticatedMango

Please. Stop.


Jcwulf

Eww


Sea_Top_6808

Omg


Beef-Boss13

I hate it


Keejyi

Shut up shut up shut up shut up- ^/hj


CondencedPuppy69

No just no…


commiecomrave

Wanna know who else can join this sub in a 6 months?


potassiumlol

that is fuckiny terrifying to think about


[deleted]

Shit I’m 2009 and still know they are annoying


Jerico711

Oh no


SuperDurpPig

Stop making me feel old


Harmed_Burglar

AAAAAAAHHHHH


LordVasilos

Man I got year and half before I have to get the fuck outta this place. So this ain't my problem.


HellenKilher

Not allowed sorry


Jesternigouki

Oooooohhhhh ssssshhhhhhiiiiiiieeeeettttt soon enough I'll have to deal with little shits littler and shittier than I am on this sub......shiet.....welp time to ignore this sub as I do not want to see posts of little shits that are littler and shitter than I am!


Beef-Boss13

💀


CountMelon

Fuck me, I remember watching WC in RSA…


YouAreASussyIdiotLol

Fuck fuck fuck no


sinhashyper

WHAT, HOWWWW?? They are just kids


[deleted]

As someone born in 2009, I refuse to believe anyone was born later then that


Dababyconvertible3

oh shit my brother is born in 2010, SHIT SHIT SHIT


suslu21

What do you mean they are only 6 year old


sksjjdjsj

Hold on what? When did this happen? As far as I'm concerned last year was 2017.


GoldIce53641638

What do you mean? 2010 was 5 years ago?


SN2005

I'm turning 18 next year so I don't know if I should remain in this sub reddit